Disclaimer: Don't own inuyasha just so ya ppl kno. If u sues me prepare to
be blackmailed!!!^__^
Well anyway, I, fuji/mai am helping that idiot Kitsune with this story. ^v^ o and, I CAN TOO BE TRUSTED!!! Sometimes.....but don't haveta listen to me babble about random things and lawsuits. Just read the story m'kay? Loggin out all ya idiots & foos -.^v
-Fuji
Mai was standing with a microphone in front of the camera guy, which cleaned himself off. Kitsune was right behind her and playing with a ball full of treats, that Mai had given her to distract her and take the spotlight. Mai smiled at her own genius. (A/N: WHICH I AM!!MWAHAHAHAHA) She peeked out from behind a bush to spy on shesshomaru.
"hiya! Mai here. Welcome back to inuyasha hunter! Well today we will be spying.....I mean observing on inuyashas older sister, SHESSOMARU!" She threw her hands in the air with a big, evil, fang filled trademark grin. Kitsune looked up from her distraction.
"pssst! He's inuyashas older brother! Not sister you baka!" She made an agitated face and went back to the mysteries of her ball. Mai just stared at her.
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE A GARE?!" she yelled with a French accent.
"Well anyways lets take a closer look shall we?" She moved closer. The cameraman gingerly followed. Mai came up right behind Shessomaru. She made a little snicker. Rin watched her with curious eyes. She reached up and grabbed shessomaru by his tail.
"DING DONG DING DONG!" she yelled as she pulled it down as hard as she could "TIME FOR AN INTERVEIW!" Shessomaru turned and sliced at Mai. She leapt up and landed on his arm. Mai then kicked him in his face and tied him up.
"Now as I was saying, time for an interview." She sat cross-legged on top of his head.
"Question one: Are you a boy, or a girl?" Shessomaru looked stunned for a moment. All that was going on bewildered him. First he was just letting Rin run around, minding his own business, now all of a sudden a strange box with a large shiny lens was staring at him and moving in and out and making all sorts of strange noises. But worse of all, this strange female wolf child had over powered him and was asking him strange questions.
"Well isn't it obvious?" He tried to keep a straight face (A/N: cause he aint straight) She paused for a moment then said, "no." He glared at her.
"Would you like me to prove it?!" He yelled, untying his belt. Mai began to blush then hit him hard on the head.
"HELL NO! IM JUST A 12 YEAR OLD KID! YOU'RE RUINING MY YOUNG INNOCENT MIND!!!" Kitsune came out of nowhere.
"Innocent? Yeah right" Mai glared at her.
"Ahem...Next question: Because you are a boy I must know, are you gay or are you just metro-sexual?" Shessomaru became annoyed.
"No and no. I'm straight. Can I go now?!" Mai looked at Kitsune. She was still preoccupied. She turned to the cameraman. He pointed at his watch.
"Okay we're all outta time! Thanks you Shessomaru!" She untied the dog. As soon as he was freed, he jumped on the cameraman and slammed him into the ground rapidity. Then he ran away.
"I just HAD to pick some demon animal show!!!" The cameraman said with tears in his eyes. Mai laughed at his pain.
"HAHAHAHA! Poor Rob! Isn't that funny Kitsune? ....Kitsune?" Mai looked at her. Kitsune found out how the ball worked and had started eating.
R&R ppl bai bai!
Well anyway, I, fuji/mai am helping that idiot Kitsune with this story. ^v^ o and, I CAN TOO BE TRUSTED!!! Sometimes.....but don't haveta listen to me babble about random things and lawsuits. Just read the story m'kay? Loggin out all ya idiots & foos -.^v
-Fuji
Mai was standing with a microphone in front of the camera guy, which cleaned himself off. Kitsune was right behind her and playing with a ball full of treats, that Mai had given her to distract her and take the spotlight. Mai smiled at her own genius. (A/N: WHICH I AM!!MWAHAHAHAHA) She peeked out from behind a bush to spy on shesshomaru.
"hiya! Mai here. Welcome back to inuyasha hunter! Well today we will be spying.....I mean observing on inuyashas older sister, SHESSOMARU!" She threw her hands in the air with a big, evil, fang filled trademark grin. Kitsune looked up from her distraction.
"pssst! He's inuyashas older brother! Not sister you baka!" She made an agitated face and went back to the mysteries of her ball. Mai just stared at her.
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE A GARE?!" she yelled with a French accent.
"Well anyways lets take a closer look shall we?" She moved closer. The cameraman gingerly followed. Mai came up right behind Shessomaru. She made a little snicker. Rin watched her with curious eyes. She reached up and grabbed shessomaru by his tail.
"DING DONG DING DONG!" she yelled as she pulled it down as hard as she could "TIME FOR AN INTERVEIW!" Shessomaru turned and sliced at Mai. She leapt up and landed on his arm. Mai then kicked him in his face and tied him up.
"Now as I was saying, time for an interview." She sat cross-legged on top of his head.
"Question one: Are you a boy, or a girl?" Shessomaru looked stunned for a moment. All that was going on bewildered him. First he was just letting Rin run around, minding his own business, now all of a sudden a strange box with a large shiny lens was staring at him and moving in and out and making all sorts of strange noises. But worse of all, this strange female wolf child had over powered him and was asking him strange questions.
"Well isn't it obvious?" He tried to keep a straight face (A/N: cause he aint straight) She paused for a moment then said, "no." He glared at her.
"Would you like me to prove it?!" He yelled, untying his belt. Mai began to blush then hit him hard on the head.
"HELL NO! IM JUST A 12 YEAR OLD KID! YOU'RE RUINING MY YOUNG INNOCENT MIND!!!" Kitsune came out of nowhere.
"Innocent? Yeah right" Mai glared at her.
"Ahem...Next question: Because you are a boy I must know, are you gay or are you just metro-sexual?" Shessomaru became annoyed.
"No and no. I'm straight. Can I go now?!" Mai looked at Kitsune. She was still preoccupied. She turned to the cameraman. He pointed at his watch.
"Okay we're all outta time! Thanks you Shessomaru!" She untied the dog. As soon as he was freed, he jumped on the cameraman and slammed him into the ground rapidity. Then he ran away.
"I just HAD to pick some demon animal show!!!" The cameraman said with tears in his eyes. Mai laughed at his pain.
"HAHAHAHA! Poor Rob! Isn't that funny Kitsune? ....Kitsune?" Mai looked at her. Kitsune found out how the ball worked and had started eating.
R&R ppl bai bai!