Birthday Surprise
Chapter 7: Presents
After everyone was finished with the pool and had dried themselves off, they made their way back to the living room for...dun dun dun... -dramatic pause- ...Cake and presents!
As the birthday girl skipped...er, pranced...er, 'lively walked' over to the center of the floor and plopped down awaiting her gifts, all the guests pulled their presents out of seemingly nowhere.
The giddy girl (which was a bit weird, seeing Blu giddy) seemed to be having a seizure from excitement. Hustino and Kenny were handing out slices of angel food cake to the guests, but when one of them tried handing a piece to Blu, she screamed 'PRESENTS!' and her eye twitched a bit.
Link was the first person to get the courage to make his way to the overly excited birthday girl and handed her a soft present covered in green (surprise) wrapping. Using hands, teeth, feet, and anything else at her disposal, Blu tore open the wrapping to find a red shirt...the Goron Tunic.
She threw it on and looked down at herself. She spun in a circle and laughed as the bottom flipped up. "Look, I'm wearing a dress!" she joked as she plopped back onto the ground. Link rolled his eyes and backed away.
"Next!" shouted the overly-exited fox demon, causing Wolfwood to look up from pouring something in the punch bowl. Before anyone noticed, he swapped the glass bottle with another squishy package, wrapped in paper with little crosses. Ten seconds of flying cross paper later, Blu was huggling a pair of boxers with chibi Wolfwoods on them, which she promptly put on her head.
Zelda came skipping over to Blu, excited to give her present. The princess handed the wrapped box to the girl and she immediately tore it open, only to be faced with her worst nightmare...
No, not Legato and Knives in dresses slow dancing It was...makeup. The princess, all giggly at the sight of her gift, asked Blu if she liked it.
"Uh..." Blu said, "Um, look, it's Ganon!" she pointed. Zelda gasped and turned around as Blu tossed the makeup over her shoulder and out a conveniently open window. "Whoops," Blu said, "I guess it was just a potted plant."
"Hey, where'd the present that I-"
"Next!"
In tears and with a big plate of...donuts, apparently, Vash crawled on his knees towards Blu. He held the plate up to her and with big sobs said, "Th-these are my most prized possessions!" The girl looked around, but everyone just shrugged. "Treat them well!" he jumped away crying. "Donuts, I hardly knew ye!"
Near Wolfwood (who was shaking his head in embarrassment) Link said "Psst!" and pointed over his shoulder to the giant stack of donuts sitting on the table with the rest of the food. The gunman rushed over with tears of joy and started inhaling the pastries.
Rolling her eyes, T9 whispered something into Legato's ear and handed him a bottle of Tabasco sauce that she just happened to have with her. The psycho nodded and while no one was looking and while Vash was preoccupied with the donuts, squirted it all onto Vash's cake.
Blu poked her donuty gift a bit.
"Mine next! Mine next!" Malon ran towards Blu at full speed from the other side of the room, stopping about an inch in front of the birthday girl. Blu slowly took the box from her.
"It's not a Cucco...is it?"
"Just open it!" Blu disposed of the paper and opened the box to find...
"An egg?"
"It's a Lon Lon Egg! All the girls have been dying for beauty supplies like this one!"
"Umm... Holy crap, Epona's stepping on all the Cuccos!"
"What?!" While Malon was outside checking on the horse, Blu tossed the egg out the window, while wondering how the hell an egg was used as a beauty supply. The egg hit the makeup case and shattered, freeing a Cucco. "Bakaw!" The Cucco shook its head a bit, then walked around towards the back door.
Having been the ones to throw the party, Hustino and Kenny didn't have anything to give and TK...well, he had to put up with her for a few hours and buy her some Skechers, so that was enough for him. Everyone turned to Legato and T9 who both looked at each other and shrugged. They started pulling things out of their pockets, but only found lint, a paper clip, and a penny. "Um..." T9 said, "Uh..." Then she suddenly grabbed Legato's cake and chucked it at Blu.
Blu sat there for a moment and wiped the cake off her face while everyone was unsure how she'd react...until she squealed happily and said "Yay, cake! Just what I wanted!" and gobbled it off of her fingers.
After the excitement of the gift-giving, everyone went straight to stuffing their faces. Vash, after finishing off the entire supply of donuts himself, ate his cake...
And consequently drank an entire punch bowl of, well, punch. It was the same one that Wolfwood had been pouring something from a strange silver flask into...but no one had noticed that.
Everyone was having fun. Many were being amused by Vash who, for some reason, was acting a bit dumb and dizzy...more so than usual. He was getting really close to Link and Zelda, offering the Princess some of the punch, which she took gladly.
As Zelda started to hiccup a bit, Link slowly slid away towards Malon, on the other side of the couch. Hustino and Kenny were giving TK a hard time for not getting Blu a present, but once he yelled that they were the ones that made him destroy the girl's first pair of Skechers, they both had to dodge her new shoes flying at them. T9 was busy making little cities out of her food and sending horrible catastrophes (like a kamikaze fork or an unstable mountain of rice) onto the helpless food-peoples. The birthday girl was content stuffing her face just as much as everyone else and showing off her new shirt and...uh, 'hat'.
Everyone was enjoying themselves so much, nobody noticed a Cucco sneaking in the back door and waddling up to Legato's chair. "Legato, go get me some punch," ordered T9, and the psycho dared not argue. He stood up...and stepped on the Cucco.
"BAKAW!" Everyone who lived in Hyrule or had played Zelda before knew to hide, and Vash, Wolfwood, and Millie were smart enough to follow, leaving Legato alone with the Cucco.
"What, are you all afraid of a little chick...AGH!" the blue haired hand-licker suddenly found himself in the center of a swarm of angry chickens.
"BAWK BAKAW!" Nothing could be seen of Legato through the cloud of white feathers. When the birds flew off, Legato still couldn't be seen, with all the white feathers sticking to the blood seeping from his wounds.
"Owie." Everyone stared at the mauled and hurt Legato, but when no one moved, T9 did what anyone would have. She pulled out a camera and took pictures of Legato covered in bloody feathers.
-Outside-
"I need a way to keep that fat freak off my back once and for all..." Zazie muttered to himself. Nothing he'd tried so far had worked, the green menace just kept coming back. Just then, the answer to the Beast's problems hit him in the face. Literally.
The fairy Malon had tried to revive the fried Cucco with earlier was more than a little confused when she flew out the window into a little boy's face, only to be promptly re-captured in a bottle. This just wasn't her day.
And, little known to her, her day was going to get a LOT worse, as Zazie yelled "Oh, look. A fairy. What, oh, what will I ever do with this FAIRY?" A moment later, as expected, Tingle came prancing towards him in all his Tingliness.
"Oh, little boy-" Zazie flinched and his eye twitched "-You've finally come to realize Tingle's plight! Tingle is so grateful!"
"Yeah..." Zazie tossed the scared little fairy over his shoulder just as Fluffy, his loyal sandworm, came up and grabbed it. Zazie had a map handy, showing him the general direction of Hyrule, which he pointed towards. The sandworm hurled the bottle containing the poor little fairy towards her home.
Tingle inflated his balloon and began his chase of the now airborne fairy all the way back to Hyrule, where the Hylians will have to put up with him. Zazie did a little victory dance to celebrate.
Chapter 7: Presents
After everyone was finished with the pool and had dried themselves off, they made their way back to the living room for...dun dun dun... -dramatic pause- ...Cake and presents!
As the birthday girl skipped...er, pranced...er, 'lively walked' over to the center of the floor and plopped down awaiting her gifts, all the guests pulled their presents out of seemingly nowhere.
The giddy girl (which was a bit weird, seeing Blu giddy) seemed to be having a seizure from excitement. Hustino and Kenny were handing out slices of angel food cake to the guests, but when one of them tried handing a piece to Blu, she screamed 'PRESENTS!' and her eye twitched a bit.
Link was the first person to get the courage to make his way to the overly excited birthday girl and handed her a soft present covered in green (surprise) wrapping. Using hands, teeth, feet, and anything else at her disposal, Blu tore open the wrapping to find a red shirt...the Goron Tunic.
She threw it on and looked down at herself. She spun in a circle and laughed as the bottom flipped up. "Look, I'm wearing a dress!" she joked as she plopped back onto the ground. Link rolled his eyes and backed away.
"Next!" shouted the overly-exited fox demon, causing Wolfwood to look up from pouring something in the punch bowl. Before anyone noticed, he swapped the glass bottle with another squishy package, wrapped in paper with little crosses. Ten seconds of flying cross paper later, Blu was huggling a pair of boxers with chibi Wolfwoods on them, which she promptly put on her head.
Zelda came skipping over to Blu, excited to give her present. The princess handed the wrapped box to the girl and she immediately tore it open, only to be faced with her worst nightmare...
No, not Legato and Knives in dresses slow dancing It was...makeup. The princess, all giggly at the sight of her gift, asked Blu if she liked it.
"Uh..." Blu said, "Um, look, it's Ganon!" she pointed. Zelda gasped and turned around as Blu tossed the makeup over her shoulder and out a conveniently open window. "Whoops," Blu said, "I guess it was just a potted plant."
"Hey, where'd the present that I-"
"Next!"
In tears and with a big plate of...donuts, apparently, Vash crawled on his knees towards Blu. He held the plate up to her and with big sobs said, "Th-these are my most prized possessions!" The girl looked around, but everyone just shrugged. "Treat them well!" he jumped away crying. "Donuts, I hardly knew ye!"
Near Wolfwood (who was shaking his head in embarrassment) Link said "Psst!" and pointed over his shoulder to the giant stack of donuts sitting on the table with the rest of the food. The gunman rushed over with tears of joy and started inhaling the pastries.
Rolling her eyes, T9 whispered something into Legato's ear and handed him a bottle of Tabasco sauce that she just happened to have with her. The psycho nodded and while no one was looking and while Vash was preoccupied with the donuts, squirted it all onto Vash's cake.
Blu poked her donuty gift a bit.
"Mine next! Mine next!" Malon ran towards Blu at full speed from the other side of the room, stopping about an inch in front of the birthday girl. Blu slowly took the box from her.
"It's not a Cucco...is it?"
"Just open it!" Blu disposed of the paper and opened the box to find...
"An egg?"
"It's a Lon Lon Egg! All the girls have been dying for beauty supplies like this one!"
"Umm... Holy crap, Epona's stepping on all the Cuccos!"
"What?!" While Malon was outside checking on the horse, Blu tossed the egg out the window, while wondering how the hell an egg was used as a beauty supply. The egg hit the makeup case and shattered, freeing a Cucco. "Bakaw!" The Cucco shook its head a bit, then walked around towards the back door.
Having been the ones to throw the party, Hustino and Kenny didn't have anything to give and TK...well, he had to put up with her for a few hours and buy her some Skechers, so that was enough for him. Everyone turned to Legato and T9 who both looked at each other and shrugged. They started pulling things out of their pockets, but only found lint, a paper clip, and a penny. "Um..." T9 said, "Uh..." Then she suddenly grabbed Legato's cake and chucked it at Blu.
Blu sat there for a moment and wiped the cake off her face while everyone was unsure how she'd react...until she squealed happily and said "Yay, cake! Just what I wanted!" and gobbled it off of her fingers.
After the excitement of the gift-giving, everyone went straight to stuffing their faces. Vash, after finishing off the entire supply of donuts himself, ate his cake...
And consequently drank an entire punch bowl of, well, punch. It was the same one that Wolfwood had been pouring something from a strange silver flask into...but no one had noticed that.
Everyone was having fun. Many were being amused by Vash who, for some reason, was acting a bit dumb and dizzy...more so than usual. He was getting really close to Link and Zelda, offering the Princess some of the punch, which she took gladly.
As Zelda started to hiccup a bit, Link slowly slid away towards Malon, on the other side of the couch. Hustino and Kenny were giving TK a hard time for not getting Blu a present, but once he yelled that they were the ones that made him destroy the girl's first pair of Skechers, they both had to dodge her new shoes flying at them. T9 was busy making little cities out of her food and sending horrible catastrophes (like a kamikaze fork or an unstable mountain of rice) onto the helpless food-peoples. The birthday girl was content stuffing her face just as much as everyone else and showing off her new shirt and...uh, 'hat'.
Everyone was enjoying themselves so much, nobody noticed a Cucco sneaking in the back door and waddling up to Legato's chair. "Legato, go get me some punch," ordered T9, and the psycho dared not argue. He stood up...and stepped on the Cucco.
"BAKAW!" Everyone who lived in Hyrule or had played Zelda before knew to hide, and Vash, Wolfwood, and Millie were smart enough to follow, leaving Legato alone with the Cucco.
"What, are you all afraid of a little chick...AGH!" the blue haired hand-licker suddenly found himself in the center of a swarm of angry chickens.
"BAWK BAKAW!" Nothing could be seen of Legato through the cloud of white feathers. When the birds flew off, Legato still couldn't be seen, with all the white feathers sticking to the blood seeping from his wounds.
"Owie." Everyone stared at the mauled and hurt Legato, but when no one moved, T9 did what anyone would have. She pulled out a camera and took pictures of Legato covered in bloody feathers.
-Outside-
"I need a way to keep that fat freak off my back once and for all..." Zazie muttered to himself. Nothing he'd tried so far had worked, the green menace just kept coming back. Just then, the answer to the Beast's problems hit him in the face. Literally.
The fairy Malon had tried to revive the fried Cucco with earlier was more than a little confused when she flew out the window into a little boy's face, only to be promptly re-captured in a bottle. This just wasn't her day.
And, little known to her, her day was going to get a LOT worse, as Zazie yelled "Oh, look. A fairy. What, oh, what will I ever do with this FAIRY?" A moment later, as expected, Tingle came prancing towards him in all his Tingliness.
"Oh, little boy-" Zazie flinched and his eye twitched "-You've finally come to realize Tingle's plight! Tingle is so grateful!"
"Yeah..." Zazie tossed the scared little fairy over his shoulder just as Fluffy, his loyal sandworm, came up and grabbed it. Zazie had a map handy, showing him the general direction of Hyrule, which he pointed towards. The sandworm hurled the bottle containing the poor little fairy towards her home.
Tingle inflated his balloon and began his chase of the now airborne fairy all the way back to Hyrule, where the Hylians will have to put up with him. Zazie did a little victory dance to celebrate.