Oi (hey in Japanese) sorry for not being able to write more, but I was at a lost. Well enough of me talking here ya go.

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-:-Chapter 3:Koga-:-

"Hi, I'm Kit! And this is the Inuyasha Hunter!" Kitsune said.

Corny Opening music starts plays

"What the hell was that?" Mai said.

"Our new theme song!" Kit says excitedly.

Mai looks into the camera and says, "Will you excuse us for a moment?" She then, drags Kitsune off into the distance.

The screen turns a bright yellow with sunflowers on it.

"Please stand by," a nice voice says. Then the nice screen disappears. Mai and Kit appear. Kit has a large bump on her head.

"Sorry folks. That's the last time you hear the theme song," Kit says apologetically, "Today we have a new anchor-type-person......Livia!"

A Girl about the age of 13 comes out. She has shoulder length hair with two dog-ears on top of her head and a fluffy tail like Sesshoumaru. She has a bright green shirt on that says 'Small World Person 3' and dark green shorts that stop at the knee.

"WHAT THE HELL!!!" Mai shouted.

"Actually, my name is THE UBER GREAT LIVIA-SAMA!" Livia said winking and making a peace sign towards the camera.

"Uh...right. Well Livia will help us today."

"Hold on! Answer my Question!!!" Mai Shouted.

"Well she asked to be part of Inuyasha hunters, so I let her."

"If she said 'Kill yourself' would you?"

"YOU CAN'T KILL ME, I'M IMMORTAL!!" Kit shouted

"Sure, whatever. Just get on with the show," Mai said.

"What's it to you wimpy wolf? It's HER show too!" Livia yelled at Mai.

"I'M NOT A WIMPY WOLF!!" Mai yelled back, vein popping.

"Wimpy wolf! Wimpy wolf!! Nyah nyah!! Your bark is worse than your bite!" Livia said.

"Pfft, sure right," Mai said crossing her arms.

"I knew it, you can't even defend you own dignity!" Livia said, "Wimpy Wolf!"

"Grr, just get on with the show," Mai said.

"Ok, today was going to interview Koga, leader of the wolf demon tribe. But the only way to bring him out is to get Kagome to come here....So we're going to use...THE ESSENCE OF KAGOME!!! Want a Hanyou and Wolf demon chasing you? Then get...THE ESSENCE OF KAGOME! And they will come after you. Only ¥1,367 and only sold in my mind," Kit says while holding a pretty looking bottle.

"But, who should I spray it on?" Kit says while looking for someone to spray it on. She saw Livia and Mai fighting over a meaningless thing and gets an idea. She walks over to Livia and sprays it on her.

"What did you just do?" Livia asks, after her fight with Mai was over, leaving them both pissed.

"Ummm....water?" Kit says. All of a sudden a Tornado comes and stops in front of Livia. Out of it pops Koga!

"Hey you're not my Kagome. Who are you and why do you smell like Kagome?" Koga said madly.

"NOW!!" Mai shouted as Kit and herself jump out of the bushes with a rope. They tied Koga up to a tree, so he wont run.

" Now ON WITH THE INTERVIEW. Now Koga, what is it between you and Kagome?" Kit asked.

" She is my mate...At least I think she is..." Koga said thoughtfully, "Now will you let me go?"

"Nope we have another question. In volume 14 Kit pops out of nowhere holding then book then goes back, when you first appear and find out Inuyasha Killed all those wolfs, you say and I quote 'Why did you kill my darlings?' Now does that mean you're gay?" Mai asked.

"Yeah and you wear a skirt with your hair in a high pony tail. If you're feminine, maybe you can teach Mai to be feminine to?" Livia says, whispering the last part.

"I CAN BE FEMININE!!!!" Mai shouted.

"Suuuuuuure you can," Livia said sarcastically rolling her eyes.

And, thus, they both start a new argument.

"Do they always do this?" Koga asked sweat drop forming on his head.

"Yeah, but you get used to it," Kit says, "Now answer both there questions."

"Ummmm....I have to go....ummm....to the bathroom," Koga says, as if hiding something. (AN: Ohhhhhhh, is Koga gay? Nobody knows)

"Ok, just come back!" Kit says while smiling. She then unties him.

"Oh, I will, don't worry," Koga says. He runs off, with that tornado thingy following.

"Kit, what did you do?" Livia says, after the fight was over.

"He had to go to the bathroom, so I let him. Believe me, it's not good to hold it in," Kit said as if from experience.

"He was lying, you little piece of crap," Mai says angrily.

"Oh, he was?" Kit says while she thinks. "Hey look! A flash back!"

Flashback

" Ummmm....I have to go....ummm....to the bathroom." Koga says, as if hiding something

-:-End of Flashback-:-

" Now that I think about it, he was stuttering a lot." Kit says.

"Ummm...oops?" Kit says while a sweat drop appeared on her head.

"Why you little-!!!!!" Mai shouts. The bright yellow screen comes back on.

But for some reason you hear the voices. You hear Mai's voice, but most of it is beeps, so it's hard to decipher. Then the screen disappears and there was a red Mai (from anger) and an unconscious Kit on the ground.

"Well, that's the end. This is the Uber Great Livia-sama saying, thanks for coming to see me in this show," Livia says

"They didn't come to see you, ugly." Mai said.

"I'm not ugly!!" Livia shouts.

"Yeah you are!" Mai shouted back.

"At least I'm more feminine, and can spell!" Livia yelled back.

"I CAN SO SPELL!!!"

"Then spell...decipher."

"D...e...k...I...f..e...r"

"WRONG!!! I'm sorry but thanks for playing!"

And, once again, a fight starts.

Then Kit wakes up from her daze.

"See ya next time when we interview the humans starting with Miroku," Kit says and the credits start to roll.

-:-End-:-

Well, how was it? Thank you Livia-sama for proof reading this chapter!!! See ya next time!!

-Kit Pudding