YO MY HOMIEEEZZ!!! guess who's back. IT'S THE FUJI!! (woo) well im only doin this to help kit along. O well. O and just so you kno.... I will have to raise the rating of this chapter a little k? I might have a few...suggestive themes...hehehe. Disclaimer..don't own inu....yada yada yada. Main point: I aint rumiko takahashi!! Okay enuff of my babble. On to the awesome story (for me to poop on-Triumph the insult comic dog)

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Rob the camera man, Mai, kit, and even the uber-gay-livia-baka or whatever her name is huddled around their camera. Rob is fiddling with the innards of the machine.

He looked up at the three 13 year olds, sighed, and said, "It's broken...I guess my poor baby couldn't take all those extra demon interviews..." he hugged his precious and cried.

"hahaha! I mean..oh..." Livia mocked at him. He simply glared then turned his nose up to her. Kit chuckled at Livia's joke.

"awwww I guess we cant interview Shippo now..." she lowered her head.

Livia grinned and said, "Awww it's okay kit! You can talk to your boyfriend anyways!!" Kit glared and started hitting upon the head of the dumb dog. In the confusion of all this Mai is digging through her backpack. She smiled as if she found something. Mai looked over at the rest of her group.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU!!" Livia, Kit, and Rob all looked at her. She held a home video camera to the sky so the sun would glitter off of it's awesomeness.

"BEHOLD!!!" She shouted, "MY AWESOME VIDEO CAMERA!!!" Kitsune's eyes grew wide and her face turned red. Livia looked at her like she was crazy. Kitsune pointed at the device and whispered, "That isn't......your camera you use for...your....business...is it?" Mai smirked at her.

"Mayyyyybe" She opened the miniature TV screen to the side. "Wanna check and see?!" Kit covered her eyes and rolled on the ground. "NOOOO MY POOR LITTLE INNOCENT MIIND!!" Mai laughed evilly at her reaction. Livia and Rob looked at them puzzled. Livia finally spoke up.

"Kit, what are you and her talking about!?" Mai smirked

"Heheheh, this camera is the one I use to make my little adult movies, the pervs on my site love em!!!" She laughed again at her brilliance. A sweat drop formed on Livia's head and muttered to herself, "My god..what a pervert you are.." Rob just blushed a little and shook his head. Mai grinned at all their reactions.

"Oh well!! We're usin' my camera scince there arnt anymore!!" She ran off, so the others had nothing to do but follow their perverted comrade.

-Later, outside of Inuyasha's village..-

"ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?!" Mai put on some sunglasses and seemed to be at the front wheel of a school bus. Kit was white from fear of Mai driving and hanging on desperately to one of the seats. Livia and Rob where sitting next to emergency exits.

"MWAHAHAHAHA!!" Mai yelled as she turned the key. The engine growled and went off. She skid around trees and ran over every living thing in her path. Rob was hanging on to a seat and screaming in a high pitched voice. Kit had gotten used to it and was laughing her ass off. Livia just sat there stunned. Mai grinned her trademark fang-filled smirk and honked the horn as they entered the village.

She turned around and threw a rope at Rob. "ROB! QUIT SCREAMIN LIKE A FAG AND HOLD THE ROPE OUT THE WINDOW!!" He glared at Mai but did what she said. "ALMOST THEREEE!!!" She put the pedal to the medal as a small orange dot came out from a hut.

Shippo screamed and tried to duck but the rope caught him and they rolled away; dragging the stupid fox in the dirt. In the rear view mirror, Mai could see the rest of the inuyasha group looking at them. She laughed, yet again, at her genius. She then ran right into a tree.

Mai hopped out of the window humming a song by Papa Roach. Kit came to her senses while Livia jumped out and started to argue with Mai about almost killing them. Kit grabbed Shippo, took the camera out of Mai's hands, gave the camera to Rob, stuffed a microphone into each of the demon girls' hands, and then threw the bleeding kitsune boy on the ground.

"Roll it Rob!!" He did so. Mai beat the shit out of Livia when no one was looking and threw her in a lake. She then took her place next to Kit.

Kit smiled and said, "Welcome to the fourth episode of Inuyasha Hunters!! With your hostesses, me, Kitsune," Mai flicked off the camera "and Me Mai!!" Kitsune hit Mai for flicking off the camera and whispered, "Mai, where's Livia?"

To this, Mai replied to the camera "Good news everyone!! The Uber-Gay-Livia-Baka died!! So she wont be in this show I made anymore!! You wont be cursed with her ugliness on your screen forever more!!" She smirked at the camera.

Kit laughed, then turned to Shippo. "Well, anyways, today on Inuyasha Hunters, we'll be interviewing Inuyasha's little mascot, Shippo!!" Shippo was still crying from being dragged for so long "I...im losing so much blood...Im getting dizzy..."

Kit stared at him then said, "So Shippo, why don't you ever fight?" He looked at Kit "I'm not strong enough.."

Mai became impaitenit with every dumb question.So she kicked Shippo out of the way. "SORRY FOLKS!! Shippo died!! So that's the end of this episode!! Be back next time when we interview Miroku-san!! CIAO!!" She waved at the camera. Kit looked at the little orange dot going into the setting sun. Rob wondered about Livia.

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Well there u go! I'll try to help out next time too! C ya!

-Fuji