The following is a poem I wrote about my Mother-in-law then translated into Klingon and back to English for fun.
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The Original
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NEVER CALL YOU MOTHER
by Lyda Mae (RavenDove) Huff
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I will Never
Call you Mother
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That is what we agreed
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And when you die
No epitaph will I write
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I will deliver
No curse
Upon your grave
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And shower
No praise
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For others to see
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I will not
Try to please you
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There really
Is no point
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You say
You'll never love me
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I cannot make you
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I will not try again
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And let you
Break My Heart
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For I cannot
Unlove you
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No matter how many
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Mean things you say
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Unintending
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Translated into Klingon
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SoSwI pong SoH not
Lyda Mae (RavenDove) Huff
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jIH not
SoH pong SoSwI
maH Doch Qochbe'
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ghorgh Hegh SoH
batlhlij Qo' ghItlh maq
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qawlI Qo' nob tIch
'ej Qo' nob batlh
vay' legh
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Qo' nej batlh legh mInlij
SoH not yonmoH legh batlhwI
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SoH jatlh
SoH not bang pong jIH
jIH not raD SoH
jIH not nID
'ej SoH pe' tIqwI
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jIH not pangh bang pong SoH
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pangh ghorgh
Doch'pu rIQ web
SoH jatlh
Qagh ghap bong
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Retranslated to English
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MY MOTHER NAME YOU NEVER
by Lyda Mae (RavenDove) Huff
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I Never
Will call you My Mother
On this thing We Agreed
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When you die
Your Honor I refuse to write or proclaim
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I refuse to give insult to your memory
And I refuse to give Honor
Anyone can see
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I refuse to seek Honor seen in Your Eyes
You will never be satisfied seeing My Honor
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You say
You will never call me beloved
I can never Force you
I will never try too
And let you Cut My Heart
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I can never not call you Beloved
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Even when
So Many Disgraced and Injuring things
You say
In error or by accident
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