HEY I'm back! Yeah I got another chapter for ya! I don't like it as much as my first one but yeah tell me what you think!

To my wonder full reviewers THANKYOU!

Kippenberger: Thanks for the review! Umm I didn't make Gendo die just yet. We'll hunt him down first! *Grins evilly* I don't like him either! You'll just have to wait and see if this is a misato/shinji now won't you! lol! Thanks again hope you like this chapter!

Doggystyle: dunno if I have a cute ass . . I don't really check out my ass but I can assure you I am a chick and I have been called cute before (not bragging or anything!) yes and I know my name is a guys name but I am a girl!!! Thank for your review!

Crash: weird yet good . . . right? Thanks for your review!

Invincible-Titan: yes he is evil. Very, very, evil! Hope you like this chapter thanks for the review!

Brax: thanks for your review! I thought the idea was interesting to. Umm you find out how in this chapter, although even I don't know how he got the guy on the couch, it's one of life's mysteries!

Snow Tenshi: hey! Thanks for you review! Ummm you find out who it is today I hope it's not a let down. No Auska didn't murder anyone . . . yet! Hope you like this chapter! Master Roshi of NGE as in Master Roshi like DBZ?

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Pen Pen waved his flippers around the water gently. //I hope they don't go ballistic//

~*~* FLASHBACK *~*~

Pen Pen stood in a dark alleyway a figure advanced upon him. "How dare you, you little bastard, astylar vista Pen Pen." The figure spat and pulled out a silver gun. Pen Pen rolled his eyes around wildly trying to find an escape from the alley but the walls were too high. Instead he jumped on the man. "Arrg! Arrgg! Get off me you crazy animal!" Pen Pen knocked the gun out of the man's hand; they fell to the floor with a thud. The man stood groggily only to find Pen Pen pointing his gun straight at him . . . well not really more tilted upwards because Pen Pen is a penguin, they are kinda small. "Oh Pen Pen dude, you don't want to do that . . . " the man quickly says shaking his hands in front of him.

"Squak?" Translation: I don't, do I? I think I do.

"No man you don't, I can make you into things you have never dreamed of before, lets put all this money stuff behind eh? Its not a major deal, I can create you into a living legend!" the man bargained. Pen Pen threw the gun up and down in his flipper a couple of times, playing with the idea of becoming a living legend. The man took the penguin's hesitation as a chance to get away, he turned and started to bolt down the alley, but Pen Pen was too quick for him.

"Squark! Translation: I think not.

Straight after the man turned Pen Pen shot him 3 times in the back, matrix style. The man screamed and fell.

"Squark!" Translation: astylar vista baby.

A cop car could be heard in the distance. //Now what! // Pen Pen thought quickly to himself. //Your going to have to come home with me.// he directed his thoughts at the unconscious body.

Pen Pen rolled the man all the way to his apartment then dumped him on the couch. He hid the gun in the cookie jar.

~*~* End Flashback *~*~

Pen Pen got out of the tub and went back into the lounge room. He wished he had killed someone good. This guy wasn't worth killing. Well since he was already a wanted criminal . . . Pen Pen went to the cookie jar and pulled out the sleek silver gun, then he went in search of Gendo.

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Misato's eyes fluttered open and she pulled herself off Auska.

//What happened? // She thought to herself and looked around.

//oh yeah// realization dawned on her again, although this time the effects were not as great.

"Misato?" Shinji's voice croaked.

"Yeah Shinji, I'm here." Misato answered softly as to not further upset the boy.

"What are we going to do?"

"I don't know." Misato said truthfully shaking her head in disbelief.

"Mummy . . . . " a ghostly voice droned

Misato and Shinji grabbed onto each other out of fear. Their eyes widened as the voice rang out again. "Mummy . . . "

"Shinji what is it?" a hysterical Misato asked looking frantically around the room. She held Shinji close.

"I camtf brefe!" was Shinji's muffled reply. Misato looked down to see she was smothering Shinji with her breasts and his face was turning a nice shade of blue.

"Oops!" Misato grinned sheepishly and let Shinji go. He gasped for air clawing at his neck.

"Air! Air! I need air!" he wheezed. After about 15 minutes he calmed down again.

"Mummy . . . . . . " the voice said again.

"Eeep!" Misato yelped and ran into her bathroom shutting and bolting the door behind her. She heard a thump against the door. The she heard Shinji curse.

//Maybe it's a vampire that's come to devour us all! // Misato considered. She turned to go look for things she could stack against the bathroom door. She pulled back the shower curtain only to find Kaji sitting on the floor playing with her underwear.

"KAJI WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ? ? " Misato asked shocked and angry at the same time.

"Nothing." Kaji blushed and shoved his hand and the underwear behind his back.

Rubbing his head Shinji walked back into the lounge room. He was the top scorer of the sync test! He thought to himself and after all getting rid of monsters was a MANS job! Wasn't it?

Before he could even look for the monster something grabbed him from behind.

"AHHHHHHHH!" Shinji yelled as the thing brought him closer to it. The thing funnily enough smelt and looked a lot like Auska. Shinji turned is head. It was Auska! Why hadn't they noticed it before? Shinji relaxed a little. Auska grip tightened around him as it pulled him to face her. Only then did Shinji realize what was wrong with Auska. SHE WAS NOT CONSCIENCE! Auska's grip tightened again and she pulled him closer.

//oh no.//

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R and R please!

~lee the ice queen~