A Visit from the Avengers!

Hey folks! L1701E here! In my story "Breakfast with the Avengers", the teenage members of Earth's Mightiest Heroes (Kid Razor, She-Hulk, Tigra, Hawkeye and Thor), visited the X-Men alongside all the other insanity that happened when they went out partying one night. Here is that visit.

Disclaimer: All characters belong to Marvel Comics except originals.

Chapter 1: The Avengers arrive!

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(Xavier Institute, 8pm)

"For once, a quiet night." Scott Summers smiled as several of the X-Men enjoyed a rare quiet night. Storm sat in a chair with a smile, reading a book, duct tape on her lap. She had recently duct-taped Shipwreck, a member of the GI Joe team who had a crush on her, to City Hall. It would take him a week to get down. And another Joe who had a thing for her, an Englishman codenamed Bulldog, was drying out in jail after a loud night out with Warren, Airtight, Barbecue, and Recondo. Scott scowled at a yelling Foxfire.

"No no no!" Jason Fox exclaimed. "I can't believe it! I still can't believe it! No way! Chris Benoit beat HBK!! No way!" The orange-haired Detroit native was watching a DVD of Wrestlemania XX. Jason was born with orange hair, but it was tipped with white and when it was in his famous ponytail, it looked like a fox's tail.

"Benoit beat him, Fox! Deal with it!" Tabitha Smith snapped. She, Danielle Moonstar, Sam Guthrie, and Roberto DaCosta were playing Monopoly.

"Fox, Ah wanna watch mah DVD! It's mah turn!" Rogue snapped, holding up a DVD of the new version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

"Back off, Scarlet O'Hara!" Fox snapped. "I'm gonna watch Wrestlemania I after this!"

"You have a portable DVD player in your room! Now move out!" Rogue ordered.

"Kiss my perfect butt. You'd love that, wouldn't you?" Fox smirked, bringing down his red shades. With an annoyed scream, Rogue stopped the event, and pulled out the DVD. She proceeded to crush it. "HEY!! You Southern inbred redneck %$#&! That cost me thirty bucks!"

"Tough, Fox!" Rogue snapped back.

"You're asking for a superkick, Goth girl!" Fox snapped.

"And you're askin' to lose that smile you like so much!" Rogue raised her fist.

"Hey calm down!" Beast and Jean held them back.

"That redneck owes me a DVD!"

"That Motor City Moron needs to learn to shut his fat mouth!" Rogue snarled.

"Maybe you need to stay away from each other for a while." Jean sighed.

"Tough to do, Jean." Fox grinned. "Rogue keeps 'visiting' me every night." With an enraged scream, Rogue tackled Fox and they started brawling. A knock was heard at the door.

"I'll get it." Scott went to the door. It can't be the Misfits. They never use the door, and both teams are currently busy. The cycloptic mutant got his answer when the door hit the wall, taking him with it! "OW!"

"ALOHA, X-Dudes!" Kid Razor laughed as he marched in the door. He was clad in his regular costume. "The Avengers have arrived!" Tigra leapt in, clad like a clubber/otaku: A black Sailor Moon t-shirt, a Hello Kitty backpack, pink sunglasses, a glowing necklace, and pink jean shorts, and white sneakers.

"Hi!" She grinned. "I'm here! Yay! Anything to eat?"

"Airhead." Razor muttered.

"Hey, give us a hand here!" Clint Barton snapped. The blond boy, clad in a purple t-shirt with a blue button-down shirt over it and jeans was helping hold up a staggering Thor. Also helping was Jenny Walters, clad in a red dress.

"What happened to Thor?" Dani asked.

"Someone spiked his drink, babe." Razor chuckled. "Hey Moonstar…" Razor whispered something into Danielle's ear. The offended Cherokee girl tried to use her powers on the Ultimate Rockstar.

"Hey! How come my powers don't affect you?!" Dani exclaimed.

"I don't feel fear, babe." Razor winked. "I don't get scared. Nice try though, babe."

"Do you call all the girls that?" Dani asked.

"Just the pretty ones." Razor smirked. Dani rolled her eyes as she walked off. "What? It's a compliment!"

"Hey Razor, wanna hear something cool?" Rogue said.

"Sure thing. If it's about Nerd-Boy and being abducted by aliens, I already know."

"No, about Jean." Rogue smirked. "Ah thought since you are a rockstar, you had to know about this."

"What, that you're in love with Starchild? All you X-Chicks are!" Razor rolled his eyes.

"No, about Jean. She once was kidnapped by Cobra and sent to a brothel." Rogue laughed. And so did Razor.

"Let me guess, she felt right at home!" Razor laughed.

"Well, not exactly!" Rogue laughed. "Nothing happened, but Scott got freaked out."

Hmm…I could use this…Razor mentally smirked. "Excuse me, but I heard Scott has a nice car. I want to check it out."

"In the garage." Rogue shrugged. Razor walked off to the garage.

"What happened to Thor?" Jean asked Clint and Jennifer.

"Some knucklehead spiked his soda. Now he's inebriated." Jenny sighed.

"I slayed the Frost Giants…" Thor mumbled.

"I never thought gods could get plastered." Clint chuckled. Scott groaned as he managed to remove himself from the wall.

"Why here? We were having a nice night." Scott whined.

"We never got to visit recently, so we thought we'd say hello." Clint chuckled. An explosion was heard outside.

"What was that?" Storm asked.

"Hey Summers!" Razor snapped as he walked. "You suck! You have no respect for the automobile! You can't care for a care worth squat! Luckily, I was able to fix it up for you." Scott's face paled.

"What'd you do to my car, Razor?" Scott asked in a panic. There was no love lost between the mutant with the laser eyes and the rocker with the magic guitar. It was common knowledge they didn't like each other. "Razor…RAZOR…What did you do to my car?"

"I fixed it." Razor shrugged nonchalantly. Scott ran outside. He ran to the garage and was horrified by what he saw.

"MY CAR!!!" Scott screamed. The car was a wreck. The engine was nothing but twisted metal, obviously someone blasted it with an energy beam. What was left of the body was painted pink, and the words "The man who drives this car moonlights as a town drunk" scrawled on the windshield. Scott fell on his knees in front of the wreck. "My car…My car…My car…My car…My car…"

"What'd you do to Scott's car?" Storm asked Razor. Razor shrugged.

"I fixed it." Razor chuckled.

"What were you Avengers doing?" Hank asked.

"We went out partying." Tigra grinned. "We beat Ultron so we went out to celebrate." She looked at Beast. "You look like a big blue teddy bear."

"I've been called a lot of things, but never a big blue teddy bear." Beast blinked.

"Hey rocker boy!" Tabby waved at Razor. "Jubilee sent a lot of e-mails here asking if you ever come here and visit."

"Tell that crazy chick that I never visit." Razor groaned.

Oops. Tabby blinked. I'm…gonna get blasted for this.

"We fought the Absorbing Man, then ran into a bunch of FOH rednecks!" Clint grumbled.

"I mean, the nerve!" Jenny sniffed. "What a bunch of jerks! I mean just because I have mutant friends does not make me a mutant!"

"Jenny, you're green." Sam reminded. Jenny smirked.

"Gorgeous and green, Bullet Boy. And don't you forget it." Jen laughed. "By the way, I heard you're dating that rocker. Lila Cheney, right?"

"We're not dating. She has a thing for me and enjoys chasing me around." Sam sighed.

"You don't complain when she kidnaps you to her little blue planet." Roberto chuckled.

"Shut up, Sunspot." Sam grumbled.

"Okay, let me get this straight." Storm sighed. "You Avenger kids come to visit after a long night of partying. Thor's soda got spiked, so now he's drunk, and who knows what Kid Razor did to Scott's car."

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(The Xavier Institute Garage)

"My car…My car…My car…My car…My car…My car…"

Hoo brother! Looks like the X-Men are in for a night of madness! What insanity will happen next? Will Thor sober up? Will Scott recover from the sight of his 'Razor-ified' car? Will Xavier be sued again? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!