Kind of scary the stuff a bored - partially tipsy- person can come up with
huh? ;_;
I think maybe I shouldn't have had that glass of wine . . . but it's good for your heart I swear ! ! ! ^_^
Perhaps I should have drank the bottle of Jack Daniels jakey got for me! it helps me write ^-^ oh and cookies to! *stuffs various cookies into mouth* mmmm-mmmm thanks Jakey! I dedicate this chapter to u and Marcos Edson for a valuable point, they pointed out!
To my lovely reviewers . . . .
Invincible-titan: thanks for your review! Shinji gets into a little trouble . . . . hehehe just read on and find out!
Marcos Edson: hehehe (grins sheepishly to) ya I knew it was asuka . . . thanks so much for pointing that out now I don't look as foolish as I would normally! Lol! Thanks for your review!
Hououza: yep I agree with it being a little strange. But like I said before bored people do strange things . . . watch this. (sits for ten minutes staring at the wall) now I will write the first thing that pops in my head *drum roll*
~ why do donuts have holes? ~
yay! you get to see what Asuka does . . . *rubs palms together grinning evilly* thanks for your review ! ! !
Greengo: thanks again for the Jack D and cookies! I don't like vodka burns my throat . . but then again I've only had it straight :S no your review wasn't incomprehensible entirely! We alcoholics must think alike! I agree BOTH! Thankyou CJ and Jakey for your combined efforts in your review I hope you like this chapter!
Snow Tenshi: hey! Poor thing your throat hurts, have a butter menthol *hands over butter menthols* I hope it wasn't to confusing! If you need a little explaining to be done feel free to contact me through my email, which can be found in my profile, I'll be happy to explain it! I agree Fuyutsuki is the master roshi of NGE I think we may be able to sort something out for you! *nods at pen pen* thanks for the review get well soon!
Hikuyo: I know! How could he indeed. Pen Pen is very evil! Thank for your review enjoy this chapter!
- - - Oh before I begin - - -
DON'T DRINK IT'S A WORTHLESS WASTE OF TIME AND KILLS BRAIN CELLS. WAIT I MEAN DON'T DRINK - ALCOHOL - (please keep drinking fluids, don't dehydrate!) . . . SEE THE BRAIN CELLS ARE DYING ALREADY!!!
lee's brain cells : cough cough splutter splutter . . . "we are dying ! ! ! Dying! ! !" (in tiny chipmunk voices by the way ^-^ ! )
Ok ok story I'm getting there . . .Eva 01 if you could help me out ?
EVA 01: ROAAARARARIRAROO AAROA AORRRRRROAAR RRAAOOORR RAOROARAAO ROORORR ROAOAOR RROAOAOA ORRORRRR RRRRRRR AAOAAAAA AAOOOOOORR AOAOAO OROAOROAO ROAOROOAO AOAARRRO AOAOOAROR OAOAOR OROA RORR !
Translation: Lee the ice queen does not own Neon Genesis Evangelion although if they want to give it to her, they are very welcome to she'd love it. And she would take care of it too. Please email her if you want to give Neon Genesis Evangelion to her. Oh and she is not gaining any financial gain from this story either.
Oh and by the way *Eva 01 raises and eyebrow* (do the eva's have eyebrows?) no offense EVA01 you did a GREAT disclaimer but all the German swear words used in this chapter were classified by Michael "Brazil" Borgwardt. If you need to know what they actually mean just send me word either through a review *hint hint nudge nudge* or email me, my email can be found in my bio.
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Asuka leaned in to meet Shinji's lips, closer, closer, closer, closer, closer . . . . .
"KAJI NOT THE PINK ONES!" Misato's voice echoed through the hall, deafening half the neighborhood.
Crystal blue eyes snapped open as Asuka and Shinji's lips touch.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ! ! ! ! " Asuka shrill voice rang out.
"Shinji you pervert what are you trying to do?" she yelled
"I di-"
"Scheiße! Verdammt Arschloch!" she cursed running her hands through her hair. Shinji mumbled various incoherent excuses before realization dawned on Asuka.
"ewwww I nearly kissed you!" she repelled before running to the bathroom.
Shinji debated whether to tell her they actually kissed. He heard her voice from the hall. "It was bad enough the first time but again! What a pervert! . . . " //better not. // He slowly walked towards the "dead body" which was still laying on the couch.
"Mind if I sit here buddy?" he asked it before moving its legs and flopping down on the couch. "Thanks"
~Meanwhile~
"Kaji I want them back!"
"no."
"yes"
"no"
"yes"
A loud thump can be heard on the door. "Schiße! Sliding door." Auska curses before opening the bathroom door. Her eyes widen as she takes in the scene. Misato and Kaji are both sitting on the bathroom floor a pink bikini stretched in between them. Neither looked as though they were going to give up the pink bikini anytime soon. But of course Asuka didn't see this.
"Kaji!" she beamed and threw herself on him. Misato sweat dropped before pulling her bikini away from the pile of Asuka and Kaji.
"Mine!" Misato said to herself grinning evilly.
"So Kaji what are you doing here?" Asuka asked after relieving Kaji from her tight hold.
"ummm . . . " the older man started.
"He's going to help us with the body." Misato interrupted before going to the wall of the bathroom. She kicked it and it spun around to reveal a mini fridge. She selected a can of beer and drank it.
"YEEE HAAA! (minutes of silence pass) Ok I had my fix lets get on with this." She said before exiting the bathroom. Kaji followed dragging Asuka behind him.
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ok ok ok ok ok I know kinda short and irrelevant but yeah I need time to figure out what to do with a dead body. I mean the time I had one it didn't work out as I had planned . . . hopefully the eva pilots and misato will do better than me!
Remember: a friend will help you move, a GOOD friend will help you move a body.
Do the eva pilots and misato have any good friends?
Oh and remember
REVIEW!
~lee the ice queen~
I think maybe I shouldn't have had that glass of wine . . . but it's good for your heart I swear ! ! ! ^_^
Perhaps I should have drank the bottle of Jack Daniels jakey got for me! it helps me write ^-^ oh and cookies to! *stuffs various cookies into mouth* mmmm-mmmm thanks Jakey! I dedicate this chapter to u and Marcos Edson for a valuable point, they pointed out!
To my lovely reviewers . . . .
Invincible-titan: thanks for your review! Shinji gets into a little trouble . . . . hehehe just read on and find out!
Marcos Edson: hehehe (grins sheepishly to) ya I knew it was asuka . . . thanks so much for pointing that out now I don't look as foolish as I would normally! Lol! Thanks for your review!
Hououza: yep I agree with it being a little strange. But like I said before bored people do strange things . . . watch this. (sits for ten minutes staring at the wall) now I will write the first thing that pops in my head *drum roll*
~ why do donuts have holes? ~
yay! you get to see what Asuka does . . . *rubs palms together grinning evilly* thanks for your review ! ! !
Greengo: thanks again for the Jack D and cookies! I don't like vodka burns my throat . . but then again I've only had it straight :S no your review wasn't incomprehensible entirely! We alcoholics must think alike! I agree BOTH! Thankyou CJ and Jakey for your combined efforts in your review I hope you like this chapter!
Snow Tenshi: hey! Poor thing your throat hurts, have a butter menthol *hands over butter menthols* I hope it wasn't to confusing! If you need a little explaining to be done feel free to contact me through my email, which can be found in my profile, I'll be happy to explain it! I agree Fuyutsuki is the master roshi of NGE I think we may be able to sort something out for you! *nods at pen pen* thanks for the review get well soon!
Hikuyo: I know! How could he indeed. Pen Pen is very evil! Thank for your review enjoy this chapter!
- - - Oh before I begin - - -
DON'T DRINK IT'S A WORTHLESS WASTE OF TIME AND KILLS BRAIN CELLS. WAIT I MEAN DON'T DRINK - ALCOHOL - (please keep drinking fluids, don't dehydrate!) . . . SEE THE BRAIN CELLS ARE DYING ALREADY!!!
lee's brain cells : cough cough splutter splutter . . . "we are dying ! ! ! Dying! ! !" (in tiny chipmunk voices by the way ^-^ ! )
Ok ok story I'm getting there . . .Eva 01 if you could help me out ?
EVA 01: ROAAARARARIRAROO AAROA AORRRRRROAAR RRAAOOORR RAOROARAAO ROORORR ROAOAOR RROAOAOA ORRORRRR RRRRRRR AAOAAAAA AAOOOOOORR AOAOAO OROAOROAO ROAOROOAO AOAARRRO AOAOOAROR OAOAOR OROA RORR !
Translation: Lee the ice queen does not own Neon Genesis Evangelion although if they want to give it to her, they are very welcome to she'd love it. And she would take care of it too. Please email her if you want to give Neon Genesis Evangelion to her. Oh and she is not gaining any financial gain from this story either.
Oh and by the way *Eva 01 raises and eyebrow* (do the eva's have eyebrows?) no offense EVA01 you did a GREAT disclaimer but all the German swear words used in this chapter were classified by Michael "Brazil" Borgwardt. If you need to know what they actually mean just send me word either through a review *hint hint nudge nudge* or email me, my email can be found in my bio.
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::
Asuka leaned in to meet Shinji's lips, closer, closer, closer, closer, closer . . . . .
"KAJI NOT THE PINK ONES!" Misato's voice echoed through the hall, deafening half the neighborhood.
Crystal blue eyes snapped open as Asuka and Shinji's lips touch.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ! ! ! ! " Asuka shrill voice rang out.
"Shinji you pervert what are you trying to do?" she yelled
"I di-"
"Scheiße! Verdammt Arschloch!" she cursed running her hands through her hair. Shinji mumbled various incoherent excuses before realization dawned on Asuka.
"ewwww I nearly kissed you!" she repelled before running to the bathroom.
Shinji debated whether to tell her they actually kissed. He heard her voice from the hall. "It was bad enough the first time but again! What a pervert! . . . " //better not. // He slowly walked towards the "dead body" which was still laying on the couch.
"Mind if I sit here buddy?" he asked it before moving its legs and flopping down on the couch. "Thanks"
~Meanwhile~
"Kaji I want them back!"
"no."
"yes"
"no"
"yes"
A loud thump can be heard on the door. "Schiße! Sliding door." Auska curses before opening the bathroom door. Her eyes widen as she takes in the scene. Misato and Kaji are both sitting on the bathroom floor a pink bikini stretched in between them. Neither looked as though they were going to give up the pink bikini anytime soon. But of course Asuka didn't see this.
"Kaji!" she beamed and threw herself on him. Misato sweat dropped before pulling her bikini away from the pile of Asuka and Kaji.
"Mine!" Misato said to herself grinning evilly.
"So Kaji what are you doing here?" Asuka asked after relieving Kaji from her tight hold.
"ummm . . . " the older man started.
"He's going to help us with the body." Misato interrupted before going to the wall of the bathroom. She kicked it and it spun around to reveal a mini fridge. She selected a can of beer and drank it.
"YEEE HAAA! (minutes of silence pass) Ok I had my fix lets get on with this." She said before exiting the bathroom. Kaji followed dragging Asuka behind him.
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ok ok ok ok ok I know kinda short and irrelevant but yeah I need time to figure out what to do with a dead body. I mean the time I had one it didn't work out as I had planned . . . hopefully the eva pilots and misato will do better than me!
Remember: a friend will help you move, a GOOD friend will help you move a body.
Do the eva pilots and misato have any good friends?
Oh and remember
REVIEW!
~lee the ice queen~