A Visit From the Avengers!

To Wizard1: Yeah well, Kid Razor just wanted to really irk Scott today. Well, as for Thor's spiked drink, it may have been Loki or Amora or somebody. And Rogue maybe found it funny to tell Razor the old whorehouse story. After all, she promised not to tell the other X-Men. Doesn't mean she can't say anything about it to the Avengers. You also have to understand Tigra has a messed-up head. She probably still thinks that Logan's a puppy. Oh yeah, and when does the new chapter of 'Karaoke Dance Party' come up? I can't wait for more singing and insanity! PLEASE PUT IT UP!!!!

To Red Witch: Yeah, ol' Shiny McBaldy will have to whip out the ol' checkbook. He's going to need it, Red! Oh, I went to an antique shop on Tuesday and I got something real sweet! A copy of the old GI Joe comic! Great, huh? Here's more insanity for you and have fun in Maine! Razor wants you to get some lobsters for him!

Chapter 2: A Quick Brawl in the Mall!

(Xavier Institute)

"Yeah, I know! Man, that was insane! Reminds me of the time I went up to that truck stop in space." Jennifer Walters blabbed into a telephone. The Sensational She-Hulk was engaging in one of her hobbies: Gossip.

"Um, Jennifer…" Xavier tried to speak to her. Jenny held out her hand, raising her index finger in a 'hang-on-a-sec' gesture. The bald professor sighed.

"Uh-huh…" Jenny nodded. "Oh my God! You don't say! Yeah! Oh, cool! I love that movie! Oh, I'd gladly date Owen Wilson! I'm going to bring Clint, Thor, Razor, and Greer with me to the movie. Don't worry, Tigra won't get hyper. We'll make sure she gets no candy." Xavier groaned, and he noticed a familiar staple of visits from Earth's Mightiest Heroes: Logan leaping about on one foot and violently shaking the other foot.

"TIGRA!!! GET OFF ME!!!" Logan yelled, trying to shake off the werecat, who had a death grip on his leg. "LET GO!!!" What made this loony cat-girl think I'm a friggin' puppy?! I'm flamin' glad Miko isn't here to see this! When Tigra pulled this on Christmas (1), Jinx thought this was frickin' hilarious! Then, she starts askin' me about children! Man, I don't need this! I got a freakin' reputation to uphold!

(1) See the story "Christmas Chaos!"

"You do have a way with children, Logan." Ororo chuckled as she saw Logan leap around.

"Can't you blast her with some lightning or something?!" Logan roared. "Get off me, you psychotic hairball!"

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Greer squealed.

"Told you she was an airhead." Kid Razor chuckled. Jenny smirked and put her hand on the receiver.

"If she's such an airhead, then how come she regularly beats you when Jeopardy is on TV?!?!" The She-Hulk laughed.

"Oh shut up Walters!" Razor snapped.

"Thank you for helping me get Thor to the infirmary where he can rest up, Rogue. Clint." Hank thanked as they walked in.

"Whatever." Rogue shrugged.

"Yeah sure." Clint grinned.

"Ah can't help but wonder about that drink Thor got spiked with. Thor is a god, you know." Rogue reminded.

"Yeah." Hank nodded, putting a finger to his chin. "It would have to take something pretty powerful to get Thor inebriated."

"Maybe it's one of Thor's enemies in Asgard. He was quite a few." Clint said. "His half-brother Loki, the former Norse God of Mischief, now God of Evil. Loki's a whiny little brat who wants to rule Asgard. Amora, the Enchantress. Kid Razor's flirted with her a couple times. She's one crazy sorceress. She wants to rule Asgard, too. And they're only two of the people who'd love to see Thor embarrass himself."

"Sounds like Thor doesn't have too many friends back in Asgard." Rogue raised an eyebrow.

"He's got Sif and Balder the Brave." Clint shrugged. "They're demi-gods or something. I dunno."

"The Frost Giants shall fall!" Thor roared from the infirmary. A crash was heard from the infirmary.

"Uh oh." The three heroes said together. They scrambled back to the infirmary and found a big Thor-shaped hole in the wall. "Uh oh."

"What's up?" Razor asked as he peeked in the room. "Uh oh. Delusional Thunder God on the loose. Not good. Not good at all." The Ultimate Rockstar smirked. "I feel sorry for anyone who angers that crazy dude, heh heh."

Xavier Institute Garage

"My car…My car…My car…My car…My car…" Scott whimpered as he stood on his knees in front of his car, which was wrecked by Kid Razor. "My car…My car…My car…My car…My car…My car…"

Bayville Mall

Several of Bayville's jocks, including Duncan Matthews, were sitting at a table, joking about the usual stuff football players joked about, as well as tried to figure out how the fork, knife, and spoon worked.

"Hey Duncan, check out the weirdo." One player pointed at a confused-looking Thor. He wandered around the mall, constantly looking around, causing some people to murmur and whisper as well as watch. Duncan smirked.

"I'll bet he's a mutie. I'll check it out." Duncan got up. "Hey pal! What's with the stupid get-up?"

"Get-up?" Thor looked down at his costume. He appeared to be slurring slightly. "I do not understand."

"Oh look, he's a dumb mutie." Duncan laughed.

"You mean…a mutant?" Thor slurred slightly. "Apologies mortal, but I am no mutant."

"Yeah man, he's right! I've seen him on the news, Duncan!" Another player realized. "He's one of them Avengers! That's Thor! He's a god, man! He's one of them Danish gods or something!"

"Oh please!" Duncan scoffed. "He's just a dumb mutie in a dumb outfit." Duncan smirked as he rolled up his sleeve. "I am going to enjoy stomping your mutant butt to the ground. You are going to go down, freak."

"You should listen to your boyfriend, as my friend Kid Razor would say." Thor laughed. "I am the God of the Storm. I command the weather, mortal. Does thou still wish to engage me in combat?" Duncan cocked back his fist.

"Eat human fist, mutie!" Duncan threw the punch, and he hit Thor's jaw. The teenage Thunder God did not even flinch, and Duncan's hand got broken. "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-WOW-WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT HURTS!!!!! OH MOMMY, IT HURTS!!!!!! MY HAND!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" Duncan screamed. He leapt up and down, clutching his broken hand.

"Told ya." The player who knew about Thor said.

"Now let me show thee my best punch!" Thor cocked back his fist and nailed Duncan, sending him flying out the mall, screaming like the girl he was. "He is all mouth and no spirit. Shame."

Man, Duncan can never great a break, can he? Anyway, what insanity will happen next? Will Duncan get his butt kicked again? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!