Another exciting installment of . . . The Dead Body!
Author Notes: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! I love christmas it's the perfect time of the year ! ! ! So I brought you all a present, the next chapter of The Dead Body! Do you like it? *Starry eyes* Hope you do! *Hands out chocolates in Eva 01 shapes and Santa Claus shapes*
Disclaimer: I don't own Neon Genesis Evangelion or The Hulk in any way. Thanks to Dark Titan for the inspiration he inspired! ^-^ This chapter is dedicated to him!
CHAPTER FIVE: Shinji's Alibi
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Misato, Kaji and Asuka turned and faced Shinji with queried expressions . . .
"Well Shinji?" Misato said tapping her fingers on the table waiting for an explanation.
"I didn't do it!" Shinji yelped.
" Do you have an alibi Shinji?" Asuka asked evilly, poking him with her dagger, which thankfully did not scratch anything . . . vital.
"Eep! Yes I have an alibi!" Shinji yelped again moving away from Asuka's pointy knife.
"See Misato! If you want something done quickly point a knife at them!" Asuka said to Misato smiling innocently. Misato sweat dropped, nodding her head stiffly. "So Third Child where were you that night?" Asuka demanded moving her dagger closer to Shinji again.
"Well . . " Shinji started backing away from Asuka.
~*~*~* Flashback *~*~*~*~
"And the Kaji hunt begins." Shinji said quietly to himself. He turned back to what he was watching.
"So I said to the chicken . . . "a well dressed man on the TV said. Everyone started laughing. Shinji sighed //that's really not funny// he thought to himself.
Suddenly the phone rang.
"Hello?" Shinji answered it.
"Shinji I have a matter of grave importance. I must speak to you immediately. Come down to headquarters immediately . . . beep beep beep beep." A creepy voice on the other end said before hanging up.
Shinji stared at the phone's handset. "Um ok then." He said quietly to himself and walked out of the apartment.
_ _ Later on at Nerv headquarters _ _
"Shinji, ah your here!" Fuyutsuki said quickly putting something behind his back as Shinji rounded the corner.
"Yeah, I got a freaky phone call from someone saying I had to come here . . . is there an angel attack?" Shinji asked Fuyutsuki, who was backing away slowly from Shinji, his eyes darting from one end of the hall to the other.
"No nothing like that, your father would just like to talk to you." Fuyutsuki replied, reassuring Shinji. //hmn. Wonder what he wants from me; probably to save the world or something// Shinji thought not realizing the sweat and obvious discomfort emanating from Fuyutsuki.
"Ok, is he in his office?" Shinji asked,
"Yes." Fuyutsuki said through clenched smiling teeth, still backing away and keeping one hand behind his back.
"What have you got behind your back?" Shinji enquired raising an eyebrow.
"Oh nothing." Fuyutsuki replied cautiously, now fully backed up against the wall.
"Oh. Why are you holding your hand behind your back then?" Shinji asked curious, he started advancing on Fuyutsuki.
"No reason." Fuyutsuki said defensively. "DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE??" he snapped at Shinji before dashing down the hall in the opposite direction.
Shinji watched him go, noting the cover of the magazine that he was holding behind his back. "Nerv's Top Ten Hottest Women, Naughty and Naked."
"Pervert." Shinji muttered before making his way to Fathers office.
_ _ At Gendo Ikari's Office _ _
"The Third Child Shinji Ikari is here to see you Sir." A voice rang out over Gendo's intercom.
"Send him in." He said to his assistant through the intercom.
Shinji walked timidly into his father's office. It was huge! In the middle of the humungous room was a fairly large desk where Gendo sat with his hands covering his mouth in that freaky pose. Shinji felt very small. Before long he noticed a cup of sickly green liquid on Gendo's desk.
"Is that my father's work?" he thought to himself out loud.
"That is correct.' Gendo's voice rang out.
"Father!" Shinji cringed. "What is this?"
"This is a lethal liquid called the Horrible-Lethal-Out-Of-Date-Green- Stuff, which has the power to eradicate all of humanity." Gendo replied indifferent.
"So what do you want me to do?" Shinji asked confused.
"You shall get rid of it by drinking the Horrible-Lethal-Out-Of-Date-Green- Stuff." Gendo replied indifferent.
"Is that why you called me?" Shinji asked disappointed.
"Yes. Because I have a use for you. You shall drink the Horrible-Lethal-Out- Of-Date-Green-Stuff." Gendo replied indifferent.
"But why me?" Shinji squeaked.
"Because there is no one else who will drink the Horrible-Lethal-Out-Of- Date-Green-Stuff." Gendo replied indifferent.
"I can't." Shinji sighed, close to tears.
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT, DO IT NOW, IF NOT, THEN LEAVE." Gendo snapped never once moving from his freaky pose.
Shinji sighed. He must do it there is no one else. "I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away! . . . . . Fine I'll do it." He sighed giving in.
~*~*~*~*~ End Flashback ~*~*~*~*~
"You drank the Horrible-Lethal-Out-Of-Date-Green-Stuff ? ? ? ? " Misato yelped taking a step away from Shinji as if he were made of poison.
"Yeah" Shinji sighed, "I had no choice."
"Have there been side effects from the Horrible-Lethal-Out-Of-Date-Green- Stuff?" Kaji asked using Misato as a shield between himself and Shinji.
"Well no, but whenever I think of my father I start turning green and get huge muscles and growl a lot. But other than that I'm fine." Shinji said shrugging.
Misato + Kaji + Asuka: eep! 0.o!
Misato sighed. "This is getting us no where! I'm Kaji's alibi, cause I know he didn't kill any one last night, and he's my alibi."
"Cause I know she didn't kill anyone last night!" Kaji added. "We were too busy playing handcuffs and whips huh Misato?" Kaji said slyly.
" I didn't play anything with you last night?" Misato replied confused.
"Oh don't mind me then, must have been a dream!" Kaji laughed sheepishly. Misato's eyebrow twitched as Shinji and Asuka face vaulted.
After they had recovered Asuka face lit up. "I have it!" she yelled triumphantly. Jumping on to the couch waving her hands in the air ecstatically.
"What Asuka?" Shinji asked while picking himself up.
"Wonder girl did it and framed it on us. It's so obvious. I know she wants to be exactly like me, so she wanted to put me away for life so she can divide and conquer. Well she isn't conquering anything. Onward!" Asuka yelled her hair flying in a non-existent wind. She pointed her dagger in the direction of the door defiantly, the non-existent wind picking up speed throwing her hair in all different directions. Misato, Shinji and Kaji looked on with awe as she somersaulted off the couch and made a quick exit out the door headed for Rei's humble home.
"She's going to hurt Rei." Shinji mumbled and a transformation occurred in his body. He slowly grew greener and produced many muscles till he was an Ikari version of the incredible hulk. "ROARRORORRRAAA!" Shinji roared lumbering towards the door. He didn't exactly fit through it and Misato could only watch in shock as he made a huge hole through her apartment door.
"Um. Your going to have to get that fixed." Kaji said before grabbing one of Misato's bra's that lay in the washing basket that was conveniently placed close to where he was seated. Then he dashed out of Shinji's apartment renovations, also known as the big hole where Misato's door used to be.
Misato sighed watching random piece of plaster fall to the floor. She flicked a switch with her foot to revel an underground bar fridge. Misato grinned pulling out a can and sculling it whole.
"WOOOOOOOO YEEEAAHHHHHHHH! That's the stuff!" she yelled triumphantly before heading out Shinji's apartment renovations to follow the rest of the parade.
_ _ At Nerv Headquaters _ _
Pen Pen stared at Eva Unit 01, which was in the holding bay. //Maybe I could . . .//He thought to himself envisioning Eva rampaging through Tokyo 3 with a lot of beautiful women screaming and Gendo pleading for mercy wrapped up in Eva's large hand. Then Pen Pen would rip Gendo's head off and exit the Eva. The women would change from screaming in fear to screaming in joy and start throwing themselves on Pen Pen because he is Pen Pen . . . no duh.
Pen Pen smiled in spite of himself. //nah too much effort.// he thought and shrugged off the idea. But looking past the Eva he spotted something. An air duct. //perhaps. . ? // Pen Pen thought to himself and started climbing the Eva.
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Air ducts?
Are they ever going to find who killed that person?
Can they survive Asuka and her knives?
Will Shinji ever be able to change back from the side effects of drinking the horrible out of date green stuff?
Does Misato have a beer fridge everywhere?
Will Kaji get over his obsession with women's underwear?
How is Rei going to react?
Hmmmm. . . . .
TO MY WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL SPECIAL REVIEWERS!
Brax: who is crow and who is T-bird? Meh . . Yeah i'm kinda mad sometimes. . *Laughs evilly for ten minutes* ahem anyway. . Thanks for your review! ^- ^ Although I did like the idea of Pen Pen stabbing every one of Asuka's vital organs XD ! I made Shinji the incredible hulk? Will that stand up to Askua . . ? Hope you liked this chapter!
Buck: thanks for your review! In answer to your questions. 1. hmn. Good idea i'll think about it and 2. well thats my little secret ^-^! Hope you liked this chapter!
Hououza: Nah don't worry Shinji didn't do it. Although now he's turned into the incredible hulk he has the opportunity to kill something! Oh dear. . You're right repressed rage, father complex . . . Oh dear. Pen Pen is after Gendo cause when he killed that other guy he realized he is now a wanted criminal and he wanted to kill something better. So he goes after Gendo. Man that really doesn't make sense does it? XD oh well! Well lets just say Pen Pen is evil thats a good enough excuse! Thanks for your review!
Dark Titan: I used your idea! I thought it was so good. . . . I hope you don't mind! I won't make it as easy as you say it is but. I'm too evil and Pen Pen is too evil ^-^! Yeah everyone else will probably end up running the hell away from Asuka . . poor thing, it's not her fault she likes knives and has a violent nature XD! Thanks for your review they are always so much fun to read!
Shinji the good sharer: Shinji and Rei . . . not a bad idea you see flashes of it in this chapter! Well okay one flash when He goes to save her from Asuka's wrath perhaps more in the next chapter? Thanks for your review I hope you liked this chapter!
Please leave your comments and flames and death threats in a review! Thanks!
~Lee the Ice Queen~
Author Notes: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! I love christmas it's the perfect time of the year ! ! ! So I brought you all a present, the next chapter of The Dead Body! Do you like it? *Starry eyes* Hope you do! *Hands out chocolates in Eva 01 shapes and Santa Claus shapes*
Disclaimer: I don't own Neon Genesis Evangelion or The Hulk in any way. Thanks to Dark Titan for the inspiration he inspired! ^-^ This chapter is dedicated to him!
CHAPTER FIVE: Shinji's Alibi
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Misato, Kaji and Asuka turned and faced Shinji with queried expressions . . .
"Well Shinji?" Misato said tapping her fingers on the table waiting for an explanation.
"I didn't do it!" Shinji yelped.
" Do you have an alibi Shinji?" Asuka asked evilly, poking him with her dagger, which thankfully did not scratch anything . . . vital.
"Eep! Yes I have an alibi!" Shinji yelped again moving away from Asuka's pointy knife.
"See Misato! If you want something done quickly point a knife at them!" Asuka said to Misato smiling innocently. Misato sweat dropped, nodding her head stiffly. "So Third Child where were you that night?" Asuka demanded moving her dagger closer to Shinji again.
"Well . . " Shinji started backing away from Asuka.
~*~*~* Flashback *~*~*~*~
"And the Kaji hunt begins." Shinji said quietly to himself. He turned back to what he was watching.
"So I said to the chicken . . . "a well dressed man on the TV said. Everyone started laughing. Shinji sighed //that's really not funny// he thought to himself.
Suddenly the phone rang.
"Hello?" Shinji answered it.
"Shinji I have a matter of grave importance. I must speak to you immediately. Come down to headquarters immediately . . . beep beep beep beep." A creepy voice on the other end said before hanging up.
Shinji stared at the phone's handset. "Um ok then." He said quietly to himself and walked out of the apartment.
_ _ Later on at Nerv headquarters _ _
"Shinji, ah your here!" Fuyutsuki said quickly putting something behind his back as Shinji rounded the corner.
"Yeah, I got a freaky phone call from someone saying I had to come here . . . is there an angel attack?" Shinji asked Fuyutsuki, who was backing away slowly from Shinji, his eyes darting from one end of the hall to the other.
"No nothing like that, your father would just like to talk to you." Fuyutsuki replied, reassuring Shinji. //hmn. Wonder what he wants from me; probably to save the world or something// Shinji thought not realizing the sweat and obvious discomfort emanating from Fuyutsuki.
"Ok, is he in his office?" Shinji asked,
"Yes." Fuyutsuki said through clenched smiling teeth, still backing away and keeping one hand behind his back.
"What have you got behind your back?" Shinji enquired raising an eyebrow.
"Oh nothing." Fuyutsuki replied cautiously, now fully backed up against the wall.
"Oh. Why are you holding your hand behind your back then?" Shinji asked curious, he started advancing on Fuyutsuki.
"No reason." Fuyutsuki said defensively. "DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE??" he snapped at Shinji before dashing down the hall in the opposite direction.
Shinji watched him go, noting the cover of the magazine that he was holding behind his back. "Nerv's Top Ten Hottest Women, Naughty and Naked."
"Pervert." Shinji muttered before making his way to Fathers office.
_ _ At Gendo Ikari's Office _ _
"The Third Child Shinji Ikari is here to see you Sir." A voice rang out over Gendo's intercom.
"Send him in." He said to his assistant through the intercom.
Shinji walked timidly into his father's office. It was huge! In the middle of the humungous room was a fairly large desk where Gendo sat with his hands covering his mouth in that freaky pose. Shinji felt very small. Before long he noticed a cup of sickly green liquid on Gendo's desk.
"Is that my father's work?" he thought to himself out loud.
"That is correct.' Gendo's voice rang out.
"Father!" Shinji cringed. "What is this?"
"This is a lethal liquid called the Horrible-Lethal-Out-Of-Date-Green- Stuff, which has the power to eradicate all of humanity." Gendo replied indifferent.
"So what do you want me to do?" Shinji asked confused.
"You shall get rid of it by drinking the Horrible-Lethal-Out-Of-Date-Green- Stuff." Gendo replied indifferent.
"Is that why you called me?" Shinji asked disappointed.
"Yes. Because I have a use for you. You shall drink the Horrible-Lethal-Out- Of-Date-Green-Stuff." Gendo replied indifferent.
"But why me?" Shinji squeaked.
"Because there is no one else who will drink the Horrible-Lethal-Out-Of- Date-Green-Stuff." Gendo replied indifferent.
"I can't." Shinji sighed, close to tears.
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT, DO IT NOW, IF NOT, THEN LEAVE." Gendo snapped never once moving from his freaky pose.
Shinji sighed. He must do it there is no one else. "I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away! . . . . . Fine I'll do it." He sighed giving in.
~*~*~*~*~ End Flashback ~*~*~*~*~
"You drank the Horrible-Lethal-Out-Of-Date-Green-Stuff ? ? ? ? " Misato yelped taking a step away from Shinji as if he were made of poison.
"Yeah" Shinji sighed, "I had no choice."
"Have there been side effects from the Horrible-Lethal-Out-Of-Date-Green- Stuff?" Kaji asked using Misato as a shield between himself and Shinji.
"Well no, but whenever I think of my father I start turning green and get huge muscles and growl a lot. But other than that I'm fine." Shinji said shrugging.
Misato + Kaji + Asuka: eep! 0.o!
Misato sighed. "This is getting us no where! I'm Kaji's alibi, cause I know he didn't kill any one last night, and he's my alibi."
"Cause I know she didn't kill anyone last night!" Kaji added. "We were too busy playing handcuffs and whips huh Misato?" Kaji said slyly.
" I didn't play anything with you last night?" Misato replied confused.
"Oh don't mind me then, must have been a dream!" Kaji laughed sheepishly. Misato's eyebrow twitched as Shinji and Asuka face vaulted.
After they had recovered Asuka face lit up. "I have it!" she yelled triumphantly. Jumping on to the couch waving her hands in the air ecstatically.
"What Asuka?" Shinji asked while picking himself up.
"Wonder girl did it and framed it on us. It's so obvious. I know she wants to be exactly like me, so she wanted to put me away for life so she can divide and conquer. Well she isn't conquering anything. Onward!" Asuka yelled her hair flying in a non-existent wind. She pointed her dagger in the direction of the door defiantly, the non-existent wind picking up speed throwing her hair in all different directions. Misato, Shinji and Kaji looked on with awe as she somersaulted off the couch and made a quick exit out the door headed for Rei's humble home.
"She's going to hurt Rei." Shinji mumbled and a transformation occurred in his body. He slowly grew greener and produced many muscles till he was an Ikari version of the incredible hulk. "ROARRORORRRAAA!" Shinji roared lumbering towards the door. He didn't exactly fit through it and Misato could only watch in shock as he made a huge hole through her apartment door.
"Um. Your going to have to get that fixed." Kaji said before grabbing one of Misato's bra's that lay in the washing basket that was conveniently placed close to where he was seated. Then he dashed out of Shinji's apartment renovations, also known as the big hole where Misato's door used to be.
Misato sighed watching random piece of plaster fall to the floor. She flicked a switch with her foot to revel an underground bar fridge. Misato grinned pulling out a can and sculling it whole.
"WOOOOOOOO YEEEAAHHHHHHHH! That's the stuff!" she yelled triumphantly before heading out Shinji's apartment renovations to follow the rest of the parade.
_ _ At Nerv Headquaters _ _
Pen Pen stared at Eva Unit 01, which was in the holding bay. //Maybe I could . . .//He thought to himself envisioning Eva rampaging through Tokyo 3 with a lot of beautiful women screaming and Gendo pleading for mercy wrapped up in Eva's large hand. Then Pen Pen would rip Gendo's head off and exit the Eva. The women would change from screaming in fear to screaming in joy and start throwing themselves on Pen Pen because he is Pen Pen . . . no duh.
Pen Pen smiled in spite of himself. //nah too much effort.// he thought and shrugged off the idea. But looking past the Eva he spotted something. An air duct. //perhaps. . ? // Pen Pen thought to himself and started climbing the Eva.
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Air ducts?
Are they ever going to find who killed that person?
Can they survive Asuka and her knives?
Will Shinji ever be able to change back from the side effects of drinking the horrible out of date green stuff?
Does Misato have a beer fridge everywhere?
Will Kaji get over his obsession with women's underwear?
How is Rei going to react?
Hmmmm. . . . .
TO MY WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL SPECIAL REVIEWERS!
Brax: who is crow and who is T-bird? Meh . . Yeah i'm kinda mad sometimes. . *Laughs evilly for ten minutes* ahem anyway. . Thanks for your review! ^- ^ Although I did like the idea of Pen Pen stabbing every one of Asuka's vital organs XD ! I made Shinji the incredible hulk? Will that stand up to Askua . . ? Hope you liked this chapter!
Buck: thanks for your review! In answer to your questions. 1. hmn. Good idea i'll think about it and 2. well thats my little secret ^-^! Hope you liked this chapter!
Hououza: Nah don't worry Shinji didn't do it. Although now he's turned into the incredible hulk he has the opportunity to kill something! Oh dear. . You're right repressed rage, father complex . . . Oh dear. Pen Pen is after Gendo cause when he killed that other guy he realized he is now a wanted criminal and he wanted to kill something better. So he goes after Gendo. Man that really doesn't make sense does it? XD oh well! Well lets just say Pen Pen is evil thats a good enough excuse! Thanks for your review!
Dark Titan: I used your idea! I thought it was so good. . . . I hope you don't mind! I won't make it as easy as you say it is but. I'm too evil and Pen Pen is too evil ^-^! Yeah everyone else will probably end up running the hell away from Asuka . . poor thing, it's not her fault she likes knives and has a violent nature XD! Thanks for your review they are always so much fun to read!
Shinji the good sharer: Shinji and Rei . . . not a bad idea you see flashes of it in this chapter! Well okay one flash when He goes to save her from Asuka's wrath perhaps more in the next chapter? Thanks for your review I hope you liked this chapter!
Please leave your comments and flames and death threats in a review! Thanks!
~Lee the Ice Queen~