A Visit from the Avengers!

To JojoBlond: Hello! It's nice to hear from you. I'm glad you liked the chapter. It's always nice to hear from new reviewers. You wish to know more about the Avengers, huh? Well, the Marvel website is a good source for information. Another great source I saw floating around was the Unofficial Handbook of the Marvel Universe. That site is currently under renovation, with only the 'A' entries up. If you want to know more about the character of Kid Razor, read and review my Marvel stories "Birth of a Juke Box Hero" and its sequels "Power of Tusk" and "Reptile Trouble". Hope those help.

To Red Witch: I'm glad you liked the Duncan torture. It sucked that you're banned for a little while due to 'Sleepover of Doom'. I can see a tiny bit why they'd think it was an interactive fic, but it still sucks you have a temporary ban. You have the X-Men version of the Marvel Encyclopedia, huh? Well, I'm not surprised. And that thing at the end was a tribute to the fact Hank joined the Avengers for a while. Anyway, enjoy the insanity!

Chapter 5: Another Mall Brawl!

Bayville Mall

A crowd had gathered, and they could not believe the sight. Here was this crazy laughing blond kid clad in a costume, carrying a hammer, and wearing a metal helmet with wings on it throwing around Bayville's prized football team like a bunch of ragdolls.

"Ha HA!" Thor crowed as he pitched a linebacker into a pushcart. "Thou disappoint me. Even though thou dost have superior numbers, thou possess poor fighting skills." He threw Duncan, who had the Thunder God in a headlock, off him and onto a banister. Duncan landed in a straddle.

"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duncan screeched like a banshee. He fell over the rail, with a blue face. "Oh mommy, I'm hurting…Somebody call the doctor…"

"Thou may be large, but thou still fight most foully!" Thor sneered at a huge tackle, sending him through a wall. "I am the greatest!"

"Aren't you going to stop this?" A voice asked.

"Nah." Another voice replied. "This is way too entertaining." The source was across the way, at the Food Court. Sitting there was the She-Hulk having a soda, clad in a blue t-shirt and jeans. With her was Jubilation Lee, Jenny's regular partner-in-shopping.

"Why did you want me to come, Jen? We found Thor." Jubilee blinked.

"Basically I wanted to get Razor back for paintballing my room." Jen grinned.

"That was long ago!"

"I know. I wanted Razor to know that the She-Hulk has a long memory." Jen smirked evilly. Clint and Greer ran up to the two, Greer happily munching on a tuna fish sandwich.

"Hey guys." The girls grinned.

"Where's my hunky rockstar?" Jubilee grinned.

"He's right…Huh?" Clint turned around and saw Razor was gone. "Huh? Now where'd Kid Razor go to?"

Outside the Bayville Mall

Razor sat on a bench outside the mall.

"I ain't going back in there. No way no how not ever! At least, not until Jubilee is gone or at least 50 miles away from me! I wish her parents would let her rejoin the X-Men, so the Kid of Rock would have a constant clue as to where she is so he can stay away from her, her insanity, and the absolute worst, her Groupie Hug of Death." Kid Razor grumbled. He looked up and noticed someone on the roof of the building opposite the wall. "Hello…" Razor smirked. "Well, well, well. Looks like the Kid of Rock's night is getting better after all." He looked up at the figure. Her green-and-yellow costume stood out like a nightlight against the night sky. "Oh good, the Enchantress. An evil sorceress the Kid of Rock actually likes. I wonder if she's in the mood to party. With a name like Amora, she must love to party." Kid Razor powered up and flew to the building.

Back inside the mall

"Why does Razor always play hard to get like this?" Jubilee sighed. "I'm so depressed. I need an ice cream sundae."

No wonder Kid Razor avoids her like the plague. I feel real sorry for you, Parkins. Having this loony chase after you like a dog after a fire hydrant in the back of a truck. Clint chuckled at his own joke. Darn it, dude. When will you get the heck off your crazy arse and tell her who you really are. If you're lucky, she just might decide she never wants anything to do with you again. After all, she loves Kid Razor, not Bobby Parkins. I don't understand why he does this, keeping his identity secret from her. I don't get it at all. "Maybe you come on a little strongly?" Clint groaned, rolling his eyes.

"I think it's funny." Tigra giggled. "And Thor just ran out to the parking garage." She pointed at the Thunder God. He was flying just above the ground into the garage.

"Uh-oh." The four super-powered teens said at the same time. They followed the Norse warrior to the Parking Garage.

"Oh, Cap's going to kill us." Greer gulped.

"Thanks a lot, Thor." Jenny grumbled, crossing her arms.

"Now what do we do?" Clint gulped.

"Maybe we should tell Captain America that a supervillain attacked." Jubilee suggested. "That's a good excuse." The three Avengers and former X-Man watched Thor go on a rampage. He was attacking the cars that were parked there.

"You foul Metal Demons thought thou could stop me, the God of Thunder? Thou are gravely mistaken!" Thor smashed a Dodge with Mjolnir. Suddenly, a crashing sound was heard.

"WHOA AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!" Kid "Rock 'n' Roll" screamed as he crashed into the ground. "Oh that's going to leave a whole BUNCH of marks!"

"RAZOR!!!" The sober kids ran and helped Razor up.

"Baby, you alright?" Jubilee asked.

"Razor, you alright?!" Jen asked.

"What happened, Razor?" Clint wondered.

"Are you with us right now?" Greer blinked.

"Ugh." Razor grumbled, shaking his head. "Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER try to hit on Amora." Razor growled.

The building opposite the Bayville Mall, a few minutes earlier

"Well, well, well. The Enchantress." Amora heard Kid Razor's voice. She looked up and saw the fearless super-rocker hovering in front of her. "What is your fantastic-looking self doing up here tonight? Seeing if you can get yourself some of me?"

"Begone, Kid Razor. I am in no mood for you or your flirting. I am seeking vengeance on that fool Thor. I shall make him pay for turning me down for a date."

"Oh, the vengeful type." Razor rolled his eyes. Amora sneered. "Yeah, I know the type: 'If I don't get my way, you shall pay'." Razor mocked, making the 'talky-talky' motion with his hand. Amora saw red.

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT!!!!" She roared. She blasted the Ultimate Rock Star with a magical blast that sent Razor flying back to the mall.

"You're cute when you're mad!" Razor cat-called as he flew off. Amora growled.

Well, looks like things are heating up! What insanity will happen next? Will the Avengers be able to beat Amora? Will Thor sober up? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!