A Visit from the Avengers!

To Guitar Wolf: Hello! It's nice to hear from you! I'm glad to be on your favorites list. Which story did Jean go to a brothel in? Gee, I don't remember. It was in one of Red Witch's 100-chapter fics, perhaps "The Misfit Chronicles". It was one that was published a while back. I tried to use that e-mail address, but it could deliver it.

To Red Witch: I'm glad you love this chapter, Red Witch. Sorry for the late update. Lack of ideas, and all that. Yeah, I'll keep Thor drunk. Thor's gonna stagger around and…hey! Thor! Put down that mannequin! You aren't Fred Astaire, man! THOR!!! Anyway, enjoy the new chapter, RW! Free Red Witch!

To Raliena: Hey Rae! Glad you liked the chapter! Sorry about the late update! Hope you like this new one!

To Sparky Genocide: J. Jonah Jameson trying to make the X-Men and Avengers look like menaces? Well, I think Jameson has a lot of respect for Captain America. However, I can imagine him questioning Cap's decision to lead a team of super-powered teenagers. I do like your ideas of Kid Razor and Thor paying JJ a "visit" at the Daily Bugle office, as well as Beast getting drunk and becoming Perry White. That is funny! Enjoy the late new chapter!

Author's Note: Hey there, faithful readers! L1701E here! Listen, I'm sorry I took so long to update this story. You see, I was running out of ideas for this one and I was coming up with new ideas for new stories. Also, being a college student, I always don't have a lot of time to update or work on any of my stories, because I have to study and all. Anyway, I thank you all for being patient, and I hope this new chapter is well worth the wait! Thanks again!

Disclaimer: "You think I'm some kind of dumb cop?" - Christopher Meloni as Det. Eliot Stabler, Law and Order: SVU (A show that both me and my sister like).

Chapter 6: Looking for Thor and Random Madness!

The Bayville Mall parking lot

"Kid Razor, you seriously need to learn to keep your big mouth shut YEOW!!!" The She-Hulk screamed as she dodged a magical blast from an angry Amora.

"Oh go trash a city!" Razor grumbled, firing a Power of Rock beam at the teenaged Asgardian sorceress.

"Fools! Show me where Thor is, and I may let you live!" Amora snapped, creating a forcefield around her that blocked the rainbow-colored beam.

"What is her problem?!" Jubilee exclaimed as she fired her fireworks at Amora.

"She ain't really evil. She's just one of those high-maintenance women." Clint grumbled in his Hawkeye costume as he loaded two explosive arrows on his bow and fired them.

"Yeah, a spoiled blonde brat who happens to be a near-immortal sorceress." Jubilee laughed in agreement. Amora grumbled.

"Why must you mortals be so annoying?!"

"Us? Hello! You're the one trying to blow away our friend Thor!" Jenny exclaimed. Razor noticed something.

"Um, Jenny…" Razor tapped her shoulder.

"Not now, Razor. And another thing…"

"Jenny…"

"Not now, Razor."

"Jenny!"

"Not now!"

"JENNY!!"

"WHAT?!" Jenny Walters exclaimed in Razor's face, making him stumble backwards a bit.

"Thor's gone. Tigra too."

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" Everyone yelled.

"Oh, by Odin's teeth, thou must be jesting! Please reveal to me that thou art jesting!" Amora groaned.

"Does the Kid of Rock look like he's joking, you Pam Anderson-wannabe?!" Razor snapped.

Outside the mall

" Thor…Thor…Thoooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…" Tigra called as she walked around the mall, cupping her mouth with her hands. "Here Thunder God…Heeeeere Thunder God…Here Thunder God Thunder God Thunder God Thunder God…Heeeeeeeeere Thunder God…" She grabbed a passing businessman. "Excuse me, have you seen a teenage boy? He's about yay tall, very muscled, long blond hair, wears a silver helmet with wings on it, carries a hammer, and is drunk?"

"I have no clue! Now get the $&# away from me, freak!" The businessman snapped as he walked off.

"I'm an Avenger, jerk!" Tigra yelled at him. "I know people who can make you disappear!"

"Yeah right!" The businessman laughed. "HEY!" Suddenly, two SHIELD agents appeared out of nowhere and dragged him into the bushes.

Above Bayville

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, God of Thunder, God of Thunder/ Smashing things, smashing things/ My drink was just spiked, My drink was just spiked/ Loki sucks, Loki sucks!" Thor sang as he flew over Bayville. His flight path was rather wobbly. "Man, I am bored." He eyed an arcade. "Ah! Game machines! They provide amusement!" He crash-landed in front of the arcade, causing some passers-by to run away screaming. "Oh, my head…" He picked up his helmet. "Awwww…a wing's broken!" He teared up. "My helmet…Thou have served me well. We have charged into great battles together." A teary-eyed Thor punched a hole in the sidewalk with his fist, then put his helmet in the hole.

Nearby the mall

"Oh what a night/Late December back in '63…" Senator Kelly sang out as he drove down the street. Suddenly, his car hit a nail on the road, and his tire exploded. He screamed as his car swerved, and he ended up smashing into the back of a manure truck. Manure poured all over him from the back. "Oh YECH!!!!!! MANURE!!! I HATE MANURE!!! THOSE STUPID MUTANTS!!!"

Bayville Mall Arcade

"THOR!!!" Amora roared as she marched into an arcade. An employee tried to stop her. "Out of my way, mortal!" She grabbed him and threw him over her head, using the great strength all Asgardians had. "Thor, get your hammer-wielding butt out here now! Thor!"

The Food Court

"The Kid of Rock cannot believe we're actually joining forces with the Enchantress. I hate evil chick sorcerers!" Razor grumbled as he peeked under a table. "No Thor."

"Razor, the Enchantress isn't really evil. She's a super-powered spoiled brat!" Jenny said, holding up a picture of Thor and asking around. Clint and Jubilee were doing the same. Razor eyed Duncan Matthews walk by, and his face formed an evil grin.

The Xavier Institute

"Do you think the Avengers are alright?" Jean asked Hank.

"They're kids, but they can take care of themselves. They've fought crazy villains, like Italian crimelords, crazed robots, and even time-travelling fiends." Hank chuckled.

"And you want to join them?" Scott blinked.

"Someday." Hank grinned.

Five gets you ten that Hank just wants to join the Avengers as an excuse to spend nights getting drunk with IronMan. Jean said to Scott telepathically.

I would not be surprised. Scott replied. "AGH!!!" He got hit in the back of the head with a chair. "WHO THREW THAT?!"

"So Kitty, how was it in Chicago with Jake?" Dani asked Kitty. "What was up with the vigilantes?"

"Like, it was great!" Kitty smiled. "We met this bunch of mutants called the Southside Misfits. They're like a Misfit tribute group or something." She told her friend about all the members.

"A girl who likes Pyro?" Dani blinked. "I mean, don't get me wrong. St. John's a nice guy, he's just…well…nuts. He thinks Sally Struthers is out to rule the world."

"She's a little mis-wired as well." Kitty added, twirling her finger around her head in the 'crazy' gesture.

"A leader who can gain any power needed to get out of a situation, a girl raised in a music store with powers from both Wanda and Kid Razor, a jokester who can find anything and anyone, a big strong guy with a bad temper, a pyromaniac with a Pyro-obsession, a techno-geek with electric powers, and a female Starr." Dani shook her head with a smile. "Incredible."

Well, looks like the hunt for Thor has begun! What insanity will happen next? Will the Avengers and Amora find him? Where will he go next? What'll Razor do to Duncan? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!