THE DEAD BODY

Chapter Seven: Operation Little Black Dress (PART 1)

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Misato swung her car around another corner attempting to park in the shopping center car park . . . .  She sped her car up flying over the speed hump and parked

On top of another car.

Asuka jumped out and ran to the toilet that had been conveniently placed nearby. She was about to throw up thanks to Misato's driving skills.

Rei heard a large thud.

"Schiße! Sliding door!" Asuka's voice rang out before she ran into the bathroom.

Misato turned to Rei, "she'll never get used to our doors will she?" she sniggered before also jumping out of the car.

Rei shrugged, "I do not know." She replied, "Major Katsuragi isn't it illegal to park on top of another car?"  

"Um, well, it's an emergency and we needed a parking space right, besides I'm a government official so everything will be ok! Lets go shopping!" she yelled dragging Rei out of the car and into the mega mall.

 "This looks like an alright shop!" Misato called to Asuka while entering the store dragging Rei by her collar.

"No more . . . " Rei pleaded although her voice was only a little louder than a whisper.

Asuka followed with a small bag in her hand, four lovesick boys trailed her all laden with various bags and boxes.

"At least they're good for something!" Asuka cried turning to the boys. "Okay you perverted freaks, wait out side, and if any of you love sick idiots get any ideas of running off I'll hunt you down and carve you into tender morsels of human flesh!" she grinned manically pulling out her new dagger.

Love sick boys: 0.o!

Asuka quickly caught up to Rei and Misato. "Kaji is the only man for me . . . " she wailed placing her hand on her forehead delicately, for the dramatic effect.

Misato mumbled something and pulled a tight backless black dress out of the hanger.

"Here you go Rei, try this one on . . . . .. and this one . . . and this one. .  and this one. And this one and this oneandthisoneandthisoneandthisone andthisoneandthisoneandthisoneandthisoneandthisoneandthisone andthisoneandthisoneandthisoneandthisoneandthisoneandthisone andthisoneandthisoneandthisoneandthisoneandthisoneandthisone andthisoneandthisoneandthisoneandthisoneandthisoneandthisone… okay?"

Rei, well, the pile of black dresses moved slightly, then headed toward a change room. 

The lady near the changing room stopped Rei; otherwise known as the moving pile of black dresses. "Umm excuse me.. . Miss. . . Sir . . . uh . . . it? There's a limit of 3 garments per room."

Misato skipped up next to Rei. "That's okay, well take all of them!"

"All of what ma'am?" the lady asked confused.

"The change rooms silly!" Misato replied laughing. She strode past the lady and held a room open, "here Rei! You go in here and I'll go next door. Asuka?"

"Yeah coming." A pile of black dresses said and tumbled past the lady at the head of the change rooms.

"ummm . . . . . okay, I'm going to help the lady at the front desk…" she murmured to no one in particular and walked away slightly shaking her head.

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Shinji walked cautiously down the web-covered stairs. "Kaji do you know where you're going? This place doesn't look like it's been used much…" he asked.

"Ah but looks can be deceiving." Kaji replied mysteriously.

"Ahhh~!!" Shinji yelled.

Kaji spun around to find Shinji clawing at the air, "Its not that creepy is it? Hey . . . are you okay?"

"Ahhh!" Shinji yelled and spun again landing on one of the steps. He smiled sheepishly at Kaji. "Cobweb!" 

Kaji sweatdropped, "Right… okay in here!" he opened a large heavy door to revel a brightly lit room. It was silver and on the walls were many dangerous weapons and other high tech spy devices. In the middle of the room stood a woman. She had long brown hair and blue eyes; she wore a white lab coat and a short skirt underneath. She noticed Kaji and walked over quickly.

"Kaji!" she cried

"Isabelle!" Kaji smiled opening his arms for a hug. No such luck.

WHACK

Isabelle backhanded him. Kaji looked at her shocked. "What did I do?"

Isabelle's face turned a light shade of red.

"You . . . you,"

She slapped him again.

"Broke into my lab. . . "

And again.

"Took some of the new gear . . . "

And again.

"Which hadn't even been tested."

And again.

"And ran off with them."

And again, then she stormed off.

"Isabelle wait!" Kaji yelled running after the girl. "I have a gift for you."

"What?" she growled.

"Here's the thing I took from the lab. . ." he said quickly searching his pockets.

Isabelle beamed, "You still have it?"

Kaji nodded and Isabelle held out her hands. Kaji pulled out many pieces of black metal from his pocket, carefully placing them into Isabelle's cupped hands. She pulled away angrily.

"YOU BROKE IT YOU DOLT?" she cried dropping the pieces on the ground before storming out of the room.

Kaji shrugged at Shinji "I guess we help ourselves."

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umm long time no update?

Sorry guys but the next chap should be up in the next two weeks!!!

The story is nearly over… * cries * oh well hope you guys liked this chapter!

Reviewer thanks

Dark Titan: lol! Yeah tell me how that research goes, who did kill Kaji anyway? I have a surprise for you Dark Titan in the next chapter!!! Anyway, thanks for the review! I hope you liked this chapter! ^^

Shinji the good sharer: YAY! I'm glad you liked that bit, well I think you liked that bit of the story anyway *_* I thought it was funni, well that's probably cause I'm a girl, but Fuyutsuki deserved it!!! Ha ha! Anyways, thanks for the review! Hope you like this chapter!!!

Hououza: The demise of Gendo is coming!!!!!! Haha I can't wait either. Yeah I suppose I could do more with the pilot pile up, interesting idea about the black dresses as well. . . hehe sparked a few intriguing ideas ^_^!! Thanks for the review!!! Hope you liked this chapter!

Final Max: I agree, the she hulk would bring unnecessary characters into the plot, and I have no idea where to stick her in anyway. It was an interesting idea though, I could just imagine a she hulk version of Rei running through the street and shinji drooling… but then the plot would go back to normal. But Shinji won't be turning into the hulk anymore . . . for a while at least. Operation little black dress has started I hoped it lived up to your standards! I'm not quite sure about the plasma screen, I think that's what Rei spends her pay on, I mean she doesn't buy anything else. . . ! Anyway I'll leave that for you to ponder on. Hope you liked this chapter, thanks for the review!

Sentinel28: LOL! Umm I'll send the five bucks out to ya ok! I'm starting to think I did wrong by Fuyutsuki, shooting him in the junk. Maybe I was a little too harsh. . .  oh well! ^^. I'm glad you liked the green stuff, it was hell annoying to write, but worth it! Umm about the dresses, I left them as a surprise for the next chap, which hopefully will be coming out sooner than this one! Skool's been hell, thats why this was so late!  I don't know if you can download lives, but when you find out, tell me I wouldn't mind an upgrade on mine ^^. Thanks for the review! I hope you liked Part 1 of Operation Little Black Dress.

Someonewashere: hello buck! How ya been? Yes it couldn't have been Rei she's too nice and innocent. Oh well Pen Pen is evil, that's why he hurt Fuyutsuki, in THAT way. The bunnies climaxing moment is coming soon, will they live or will they die??? Dun dun dun!!! I'll check out THE LAST STRAW sounds interesting. Oh and DAMN THE PRISION THAT IS COLLEGE that's the main reason why I couldn't get this chapter out earlier, DOOM ON YOU COLLEGE. Ahh… I feel much better after that. Thanks for the review! Hope you liked this chapter!

Ysengrinn: Longer eh? I'm too scared I'll make it too long and start to ramble on. But I might try it one day. This chapter was especially short!!! sorry! Yeah I kinda figured that Maya did have pants under her skirt after a while… oh well. Details details!! :P Lets just say she was wearing a skirt that day… FOR MUFTI DAY! That's my excuse. Lol! Thanks for the review!!! I bask in your compliments! I hope you liked this chapter!

Bye!!

~Lee the ice Queen~