A Visit From the Avengers!
To Raliena: Well, like Red Witch, my Misfit-verse occurs in a continuity. However, unlike the real X-Men comics, actually Marvel comics in general, I'll try not to let continuity get screwed up. Hope you like the new chapter!
To Sparky Genocide: Yeah, I can imagine Thor going out with the Enchantress once and then wanting out because she becomes crazy-obsessive-possessive-manic-depressive whatever. I think you nailed it perfectly, Sparky. You can't help but respect Captain America if you live in the Marvel Universe, whether you like or dislike costumed heroes. I can imagine Jameson not liking Cap for being a costumed hero, but also respecting the ideals he fights for. Did you know that in one issue of Amazing Spider-Man, JJ actually confessed that he was jealous of Spider-Man? He did! Could you imagine the fun Spidey would have if he had learned that? Yeah, if Kid Razor found out JJ was talking smack about him, Razor would travel to New York and smack him in the face. As Kid Razor would say, just because he's a costumed superhero, doesn't mean he can't say or show people his own opinions.
To Red Witch: Hey Red Witch. I'm glad you're back! I read the new chapters of "This Soap Opera Called Life", and I absolutely loved the Dr. Doom appearance. You know what, RW? I can imagine Kid Razor or Thunderbolt run their mouths in Dr. Doom's masked face. Oh, imagine the destruction! I'm glad you liked what I did to Kelly. I hope you like this new chapter!
To Aaron: I'm glad you liked the chapter! I thought Kid Razor would compare Amora to Pam Anderson. They are both blondes, anyway. Well, I can imagine a teenage Enchantress being more of a spoiled brat than evil. I'm glad you liked the scene where Thor buried his helmet. It was worth a laugh. I'm glad you liked the little talk between Kitty and Danielle about the Southside Misfits. Dude, you should write your fic! It sounds great! Just write the first chapter, and I'll beta-read and fix it up for you. For Scott, you should have him freak out at their name. I mean, completely lose it! So would the older X-Men. Althea, Fred, Pietro, Lance, Wanda and Todd would be happy to meet more Misfits. John would just keep on setting fires. I think the New Mutants would be rather curious about them. Hope those help out. Enjoy the new chapter!
Disclaimer: "Nice Pants, the smell of corduroy." - Colin Mockerey, Whose Line is it Anyway?
Chapter 7: Watching a Battle!
The Xavier Institute, Jamie's office/room
"Uh huh. Uh huh. Yeah, I see. Okay, I'll talk to you later. And stay away from that guy. The only thing that may be trustworthy about him is his hair, and I don't want to test that theory." Jamie Madrox, manager extraordinaire, was in his office, doing what he did best: Getting his clients gigs. He looked at a script on his desk, and made another call. "Hello? I saw the script. Yeah, I have to get it to Lila. Well, what do you expect? She's a huge rock star! She's busy recording! Look, if she has any free time, I'll get her the script! Yeah. Thanks. Buh bye." Jamie looked at a random page. "I definitely can't imagine Lila doing that. She's as big a klepto as Tabby. Speaking of which, I know one of them stole my little dinosaur model again. What they want with it is beyond me. I can understand Trinity stealing it for some freaky experiment that most likely breaks every law man and God ever put down, but Lila or Tabby? I don't get it. I just don't get it." Jamie blinked. "Aw great, now I'm talking to myself." A knock was heard at his door. "Yo!" Jean looked in.
"Hey Jamie." Jean smiled.
"What's up?"
"The Avengers are on TV." Jean said. "They're going at it with some girl called the Enchantress." Jamie's eyes widened.
"Holy Toledo!" Jamie rushed out and ran to the TV. The X-Men were gathered around the TV, watching the news. The footage was live from Bayville's town square, and the Avengers were fighting for their lives. Amora flew in the sky, firing magical blasts, surrounded by a purple energy bubble. Kid Razor flew around her, blasting at the bubble with energy beams. The She-Hulk was swatting at her with a lamppost. Hawkeye was firing his arrows and Jubilee was blasting fireworks.
"Is that…Jubilee?" Tabby said in shock.
"I thought the Avengers had no mutant members!" Kitty said.
"Jubilee didn't join." Jamie said. Everyone turned to him. "She and the She-Hulk are friends. Jubilee helped Kid Razor and Jenny take on the Abomination in Cleveland. Jenny wants to bring Jubes into the Avengers. However, Razor said if that happens, he'll quit."
"Well, I think Jubilee will make a wonderful Avenger, then. Especially if it drives that loudmouth rocker away from here." Scott grinned. Jamie smacked him upside the head. "Hey!"
"Kid Razor's big mouth equals big bucks, Scott!" Jamie exclaimed. "Wait a minute! Sonic Blue!"
"Sonic Blue?" Amara blinked. "Who is he?"
"Sonic Blue's this mega-genius kid from Cincinnati. He made this armor that grants him superhuman speed and the ability to fire sonic blasts, like Banshee and Siryn!"
"What does this Sonic Blue guy have to do with it?" Jean asked.
"Kid Razor and Sonic Blue are a regular superhero tag-team. In fact, they're known as the Ohio Connection. He's Razor's best friend. Sonic Blue's always been able to keep Jubilee's jets cooled and Razor's temper from going out of control."
"You manage rockers and now you play counselor too?" Bobby quipped.
"Well, I was thinking that if Sonic Blue joined the Avengers, and he's been wanting to himself, maybe it would convince Razor to stick around. After all, Avengers merchandise with Kid Razor are very hot sellers. People rip each other apart for that stuff!" Jamie smiled. (A/N: This is a little preview for another Evo Avengers story I plan to do)
"What I'd like to know is where are the adult Avengers? Not to mention Thor and Tigra." Storm wondered.
"As long as Tigra is nowhere near me, I'm not going to complain." Logan grumbled. If she comes after me, screaming 'puppy' again, I will give her a free lobotomy! Jean accidentally overheard the thought.
"Mr. Logan!" Jean exclaimed in shock.
"What?" Logan blinked.
In Bayville
"HELP ME!!!" Duncan Matthews screamed as he unknowingly ran to the battle. Thor was chasing after him.
"Come back and get beaten, knave!" Thor roared. Tigra chased after the two.
"Thor, get back here! Thor-chan! Oh, Wasp-chan is going to be so mad when she finds out about this!"
I think Tigra may have a point! What insanity will happen next? What caused the Enchantress and the Avengers to break out into another fight? Will the X-Men help? What'll the adult Avengers think? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!