I BE ALIVE!!!

ALL HAIL ME!!!

MWA HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ok quit the adoration for a moment and let me explain my great absence.

I was cut down by an awful bout of Galangela Fever where all I could do was sleep, eat and well sleep. So I really spent around six months in bed. So I'm really sorry that I keep you guys hanging around for this last chappie for a good half year... really I am !

So without further a due here you are the final chapter of The Dead Body...

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"PEN PEN!!" Kaji and Shinji both cried making the three women face vault.

"Your kidding right?" Misato asked picking herself off the ground again.

"No." Kaji answered solemn. "It says right here" he said opening up the folder he was carrying, "last person seen at the crime scene was described by an onlooker as short, had spiky hair, wore black and had a very large nose, possibly a penguin. Wore a sliver plate on chest that read p2"

"That's the bird alright.." Asuka said dusting herself off. "I refuse to move that dead body anywhere to help him get out of this mess! Cleaning up his dirty work.. indeed!" She flicked her red hair away from her face, her eyes menacing. "Let's go dissect it."

"ASUKA!" Mistao cried whacking the younger girl over the head, "you are not touching pen pen with your knives."

"We have to report him.." Shinji said quietly.

"WHAT!" the rest of the group yelled.

"Well it's the right thing to do." Shinji replied arms covering his face in defense.

"He's right." Kaji said in defeat. "Lets go inform the police."

"Where would pen pen be though?" Asuka wondered out loud.

"He's out looking for Commander Ikari." Rei said quietly.

The group stared at her ... "How do you know that wondergirl?" Asuka demanded

"Well Mr. Pen Pen discussed it with me one day as we were waiting for Shinji to return from the bathroom." Rei replied

Everyone - "HUH?" 0.o

"Commander Ikari is at Nerv Central doing tests on Eva unit 01. We should find pen pen there." Rei stated simply.

"Okay..." Kaji spoke up a little unsure. "err lets go."

The group turned and headed back into the station to find a conscious policeman.

Meanwhile...

Pen Pen waddled through Nerv headquaters like a mad man... I mean- penguin.

The gun was no longer hidden in his fur, he clutched it tightly in one little wing swinging it around dangerously to anyone that may pass him.

"SQUARK!!" (Gendo!!)

"SQUARK" (Gendo!!)

"SQUARK!!" (GENDO!!!)

After a good ten minutes of stalking/ waddling around Pen Pen finally reached Gendo's office. He knocked on the door.

"Come in." a voice boomed

Pen Pen entered the humongous office.

"Squawk! Squawk." Translation: Gendo! How are you?

Gendo sat behind his desk a little surprised at his new visitor. He raised an eyebrow at the advancing animal with a gun but held his freaky pose that he normally wore... you know the one with the hands over the mouth.

"Squawk.." translation: look, I don't like you...

Gendo continued to stare at the squawking, gun-holding, advancing penguin, the rubbish that his sectary let in these days! Now really!

"Squawk" translation: so I am just going to kill you

Gendo let out a little sigh watching the animal intensely. Finally! He pushed a little red button on his desk.

Pen pen stared at his target who wasn't really that scared. Why wasn't he scared??? The man was staring death in the face!! Suddenly a patch of the floor gave way to nothingness right beside Pen Pen.

"DAMMIT!" Gendo swore. "I have to get that fixed I swear he was in the right position! – "

His ranting was cut off by the wailing sounds of police cars and a group of people bursting into his office.

"STOP!!!!!" Shinji, Misato, Kaji, Asuka, Rei and a police officer yelled in unison.

"Oh now come on I was just going to call Fuyutusuki in to take care of the animal!" Gendo grumbled putting his hands in the air.

"No not you!" Kaji said waving to Gendo to sit "the penguin!!"

"Squawk." Translation: oh bugger.

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THREE MONTHS LATER

Shinji sat at the kitchen table trying to figure out his homework. He shook his head typed something quickly and sat and stared at his lap top screen once more.

Asuka sat on the floor on a large cushion reading the latest magazine.

Misato was watching the TV, lazily sprawled along the couch; she flicked through the channels continuously before switching it off.

"Pen Pen seems to be spending an awful long time in his room lately." She commented to no one in particular.

A few moments passed.

"Have you noticed that he spends a lot of time in his room Shinji?" Misato asked

"Yes Misato but I'm sure he is fine." Shinji answered scratching his head at his dilemma.

"Sure I supposed your right I mean a couple of days in penguin isolation couldn't have scarred him mentally or anything... right? Ritsuko said he would be fine."

Asuka shuffled around on the floor trying to make herself more comfortable.

Misato sighed.

Meanwhile a certain penguin was at a highly popular underground dance party. Women threw themselves on him and men tried to be like him. This world was his playground. If they only knew he thought to himself sculling another drink.

THE END!!!!!

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err.. well that's it.

Thanks everyone for reviewing and reading and well everything!! This was heaps fun!!!! Sorry that it did take a while to finish.

Love you all!!!

LEE

I'll go and cry now.