A Visit From the Avengers!

To Red Witch: Hey Red Witch! I read the new chapters of "This Soap Opera Called Life" and I loved them! I want more! Yeah, it's so much fun writing Duncan torture. I hope you like this new chapter!

To Sparky Genocide: That was just what I thought. You know what? JJ doesn't really deserve Bubba. Besides, Kid Razor would probably just glue a rainbow afor wig on his head and leave him hanging from a flagpole by his boxers. J. Jonah Jameson is a jerk, but he's a jerk to everybody equally. And according to the comics, he has written editorials supporting civil rights and showing disdain for organized crime. He only hates Spider-Man because he envies him and he has issues with masked men because his first wife died at the hands of masked men. I hope you like this new chapter!

To Proponent of EVO: Hello! Nice to hear from you! I hope you read and review my other work on this site. I'm glad you like my portrayal of the Avengers. I chose the members for various reasons: Cap was a must. So were Iron Man, Thor, Wasp, and the Henry Pym Ant-Man. Those four were four of the original Avengers roster! Hawkeye is a favorite of Avenger fans like myself, and in my opinion no Avenger team is complete without Hawkeye. I added the She-Hulk and Tigra because the team could use a couple girls. Kid Razor is a superhero I created, and I brought him into the Avengers because every hero team needs the resident rebellious loudmouth. You can see the Evo version of Jubilee being that creepy. I intended Jubilee as a bit of a sidekick/semi-groupie. The crush Jubilee has on Kid Razor is simple: Kid Razor is a super-powered rocker, and chicks dig rockers. I hope you enjoy this new chapter!

To Raliena: Hey Rae! Glad you liked the last chapter! Yeah, Jamie is branching out. He's a guy who can create clones of himself. Which means he has no trouble doing more than one thing at once (And when he gets a little older, more than one date at once, heh heh). I'm sure that Jamie has met his clients face-to-face. They probably agreed to have him manage because of the whole "Aw-look-he's-so-cute-pretending-to-be-a-Hollywood-powerhouse" thing. Hope you like the new chapter!

Disclaimer: "I am a sexy beast, baby!" - Chris Jericho

Chapter 8: Brawls and Broads

Downtown Bayville

"Call me a trollop, will you?!" The Enchantress howled at Kid Razor. She threw a ball of magic at the super-rocker.

"Ha! The Kid of Rock has something to counter that!" Razor swung his guitar and knocked the blast away like a baseball. "And it's a long line drive! The Indians take the freakin' Pennant!"

What is this insane mortal talking about?! Amora mentally wondered. "Hey!" Amora saw a streetlamp whiz by her, like a javelin. The blonde sorceress glared at the She-Hulk on the ground.

"You are a royal pain, Blondie!"

"After I am through with the loudmouth, you are next, green wench!' She felt something land on her energy bubble from the top. "What?" Amora looked up and saw a stupidly-grinning Thor laying on top of the bubble on his stomach, grinning at her. "Thor!"

"At last! I have found thee, King of Whack-a-Moles!" Thor crowed, raising his hammer.

"No, you drunken fool!" Amora screamed. An insanely laughing Thor started pounding on the bubble. "Thor! Stop!"

"Die, foul royal!" Thor kept smacking.

"Does it bother anyone here that one of our big powerhouses is a Asgardian nut with a magic hammer?" Clint blinked.

"So? We also have a Cleveland loudmouth with a magic guitar." Tigra grinned, pointing at Razor.

"You see Jubes? That is your destiny if you join us: Watching Thor smash things like the big loon he is." Razor grumbled.

"So?" Jubilee shrugged. "Keep in mind, you also work with an armored drunk who moonlights as a rampaging Scotsman."

"True." Razor nodded. His superhuman hearing picked up a jet flying. "Well Jubey, looks like your old buddies have arrived."

"Oh look, the X-Men." Clint snickered as the X-Jet hovered down.

"Thor! Stop that and get down!" Amora screamed.

"It's your fault he's doing that! You're the one who put him under that drunk spell!" Jenny snapped.

"WHY WON'T YOU DIE, FOUL CREATURE?!" Thor screamed as he continued pounding at the bubble. Cyclops, Shadowcat, Storm, Jean, Wolverine, and Angel ran/flew out of the jet.

"Well, well, well. I see Cyclops is back from the looney bin." Kid Razor grinned. A scowling Scott walked up to Razor.

"Oh look, Kid Razor being the typical pretty boy." Scott scowled. Razor smirked.

"What's the matter, Summers? Can't handle the jealousy you feel right now because you know that you are standing in the presence of greatness?" Razor grinned.

"Oh yeah, and thanks for the makeover on my car!" Scott snapped.

"What did you do to his car?" Jubilee asked Razor. Razor shot Jubilee a playful grin.

"I fixed it."

"Yeah, he fixed it alright! He put my beautiful Mustang to sleep!" Scott yelled.

"I guess you don't need our help after all." Warren blinked.

"No, but you guys are perfectly welcome to stay for the clean-up and after-party." Razor laughed.

"Hey!" Amora shouted. Thor shattered the energy bubble and Amora screamed as she fell and hit the ground hard. She got to her feet, moaning. A smirking Clint pulled an arrow out of the quiver on his back. He loaded it on his bow and pointed it at Amora.

"Hey girl! Hope you enjoy my knockout gas arrow." Clint fired the arrow. Amora growled and waved her hand. The arrow flew away, completely off course.

"Uh oh…" Clint blinked. The arrow flew into the X-Jet and…the jet exploded. "Oops."

"Nice aim, Clint." Tigra blinked. The X-Men's jaws dropped.

"Oops?" Scott said in disbelief. "Oops?" He turned his head to Clint. "Oops?! You blew up our plane, and all you can say is OOPS?!"

"Hoo boy, Scott's about to crack." Razor snickered.

"I think he already did a little bit." Jubilee noted.

"How are we going to explain this to Chuck?" Logan wondered.

"Now how the heck did that happen?!" Warren blinked.

"You mortals are real pains, thou know that?!" Amora growled.

"My head hurts."

"Shut up, Thor." Amora ordered.

"That's it!" Jenny rushed Amora and started punching her.

"Get off me at once, green wench!" Amora hissed.

"Make me, you over-powered blonde bimbo!" Jenny hissed back.

"CATFIGHT!!!" Razor called. "HEY EVERYBODY!!! SUPER-CHICK CATFIGHT!!!"

"Razor, put that camera away!" Kitty snapped.

"You want me to put the camera down?! Come here and make the Kid of Rock!" Razor challenged.

Well, well, well! Looks like the insanity keeps rolling along! What insanity will happen next? How will the X-Men get home? What'll Clint do now? Will Scott snap? Will Thor sober up? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!