Attack of the Mary Sue Chapter 2: Breakfast, Red Carpets, and Jealousy to
the extreme
Ron, Harry, and Hermione (who will now be known as Mione because apparently Hermione is not a suitable enough name for someone who looks like they walked right out of Baywatch) trudged down to the great hall still not ready for the early mornings that come with the start of term. They took their seats and began to pick at their breakfasts, when suddenly a red carpet rolled out, strobe lights began to flicker all around, music randomly blared out of nowhere and the new girl (who will now be known simply as Mary Sue because the author forgets her name) pranced across the room to the Gryffindor table pausing to wave or sign autographs for her adoring fans.
She skipped over to where Harry, Ron, and Mione were sitting, her long, Beautiful, wonderful, sparkly, fragrant, abundant, glittering, perpendicular, locks of Wondrous, smooth, flowing, chestnut hair bounced playfully against her back. "Good Morning, Good Morning, Good Morning!!!" she announced in her sing song voice, much too chipper for that time of day, and standing there looking as if she had spent all day being made up at a salon, even though according to her she had just rolled out of bed and threw on some old rags.
"Mary Sue!" Ron exclaimed "You look...amazing."
"HEY!" Harry yelled with steam practically coming out his ears, "I was going to say that!"
"Too Bad!" Ron replied standing up from his seat. "She's mine!"
"HA! THAT'S A GOOD ONE" Said Harry, steam now really coming out of his ears.
"I'LL SHOW YOU!" with that Ron lunged at Harry, and head-butted him, causing him to fall the ground, Harry took hold of Ron's hair and Ron started to bite Harry's leg. Mione just looked away in disgust.
"Boys!" said Mary Sue stepping in between the cat fight. "Now that's no way to behave. You can share me. Come on we can stop by the-oh so convenient- even though we have no use for it-and there's not even a janitor at this school-but for some totally ridiculous reason there just happens to be one when ever a Mary Sue and someone feel the need for a disgusting make out session-JANITORS CLOSET, before our double potions lesson where I intend to tell Snape off and make him flee the room crying."
With that she left with Harry and Ron in tow leaving a river of drool behind them. Mione stayed seated totally disgusted but really and actually very jealous because neither of her friends had noticed her new make over, her new clothes, or her newly formed womanly curves. Something had to be done about Mary Sue. Just what was Mione's question
A/N: sorry short chapter, and sorry it took a while to update, updates probably won't be too often because its summer and I'm kinda busy sorry. Thank you to people who reviewed.
Ron, Harry, and Hermione (who will now be known as Mione because apparently Hermione is not a suitable enough name for someone who looks like they walked right out of Baywatch) trudged down to the great hall still not ready for the early mornings that come with the start of term. They took their seats and began to pick at their breakfasts, when suddenly a red carpet rolled out, strobe lights began to flicker all around, music randomly blared out of nowhere and the new girl (who will now be known simply as Mary Sue because the author forgets her name) pranced across the room to the Gryffindor table pausing to wave or sign autographs for her adoring fans.
She skipped over to where Harry, Ron, and Mione were sitting, her long, Beautiful, wonderful, sparkly, fragrant, abundant, glittering, perpendicular, locks of Wondrous, smooth, flowing, chestnut hair bounced playfully against her back. "Good Morning, Good Morning, Good Morning!!!" she announced in her sing song voice, much too chipper for that time of day, and standing there looking as if she had spent all day being made up at a salon, even though according to her she had just rolled out of bed and threw on some old rags.
"Mary Sue!" Ron exclaimed "You look...amazing."
"HEY!" Harry yelled with steam practically coming out his ears, "I was going to say that!"
"Too Bad!" Ron replied standing up from his seat. "She's mine!"
"HA! THAT'S A GOOD ONE" Said Harry, steam now really coming out of his ears.
"I'LL SHOW YOU!" with that Ron lunged at Harry, and head-butted him, causing him to fall the ground, Harry took hold of Ron's hair and Ron started to bite Harry's leg. Mione just looked away in disgust.
"Boys!" said Mary Sue stepping in between the cat fight. "Now that's no way to behave. You can share me. Come on we can stop by the-oh so convenient- even though we have no use for it-and there's not even a janitor at this school-but for some totally ridiculous reason there just happens to be one when ever a Mary Sue and someone feel the need for a disgusting make out session-JANITORS CLOSET, before our double potions lesson where I intend to tell Snape off and make him flee the room crying."
With that she left with Harry and Ron in tow leaving a river of drool behind them. Mione stayed seated totally disgusted but really and actually very jealous because neither of her friends had noticed her new make over, her new clothes, or her newly formed womanly curves. Something had to be done about Mary Sue. Just what was Mione's question
A/N: sorry short chapter, and sorry it took a while to update, updates probably won't be too often because its summer and I'm kinda busy sorry. Thank you to people who reviewed.