Omg wow I am sooo sorry it took this long to update. I was gone all summer then the
computer crashed (deleting the original fourth chapter too, which was much better than this)
and yea it wasn't fun. Thank you to all my wonderful reviews and again sorry for taking so
long.
Attack Of the Mary Sue Chapter Three
"Um...I...guess we should ah...go follow him then." Mione said standing up after about 5
minutes of silent, motionless shock, Ron and Harry were still staring at the doors of the castle
with their mouths hanging open.
She stood behind them for a few more moments before grabbing the necks of their Linkin
Park, and Good Charlotte band shirts and yanking them to their feet.
"Come on." She told them, starting to run "We're going to go stop Sirius from making the
biggest mistake of his life."
As soon as she said this Ron and Harry sprung alive and chased after her (which was kind of
hard considering their spikes, chains, bondage pants, wristbands (only to hide the cut marks
of course), random pink and black accessories, and the large amount of metal hanging off
their bodies in random places...totally despite the fact that yesterday they were wearing pastel
American Eagle polo's, Abercrombie Khakis, and rainbows... but anyway back to the story)
Both yelling things like "YOUR JUST JELOUS MIONE!!" and "HOW DARE YOU CALL MARY SUE A
MISTAKE!!"
The trio finally made it to the-oh so convenient- even though we have no use for it-and
there's not even a janitor at this school-but for some totally ridiculous reason there just
happens to be one when ever a Mary Sue and someone feel the need for a disgusting make
out session-JANITORS CLOSET. But by the time they got there, which took quite a while
considering how many times Harry and Ron tripped over their way over the top pants and
chunky black boots it was about an hour and a half before they got anywhere, But anyway
outside the-oh so convenient- even though we have no use for it-and
there's not even a janitor at this school-but for some totally ridiculous reason there just
happens to be one when ever a Mary Sue and someone feel the need for a disgusting make
out session-JANITORS CLOSET, there was already a crowd consisting of all the males at
Hogwarts and the surrounding areas, yes this includes teachers, store owners, ministry
workers, Voldemort, married men, centaurs, Grawp, Aragog, the giant squid, and that
Blaise Zambini kid who no one really knows what it is, anyway...They were all out side the
Door with torches, rakes, and unidentifiable school cafeteria food. A few stronger men were
Attempting to break down the door with Hagrid's head and all were singing that merry
"Kill the beast" song from Beauty and the Beast while Dumbledor stood off to the side
"Bustin his moves yo!" or to any regular person he was having a seizure on a piece of
cardboard. Finally Hagrid's head broke through the door and Sirius could be seen
taking off in the other direction. The angry mob took off after him, with Harry and Ron trying
to follow but failing unbelievably now with the added squid slime they were tripping
uncontrollably.
What no one noticed was Mary Sue slip skeptically behind a corner. No one that is except
For Hermione. And also Dumbledor but he had pulled a muscle in his back and was fall and
Could not get up. Also he was too busy shouting for his "homies" to come back.