Dragon: Heeey I'm back ppl!! Thanks Lauriana and Eres I'm glad u liked
it^^
To Elven Sage, yes they were kinda ooc, but still, glad u enjoyed reading too!
Celestyl heh thanks, glad u liked it!
Thank you all for your reviews, its nice to be appreciated, and I would now like to say that if I had a dollar for every time Jordan used the words " Rock" or "Plain" to describe Lan I would have a lot of money by now...
Lan: hey I resent that!!
Moiraine: well it's true; Jordan DOES seem to use those words in particular...
*Stony Warder glare*
*Creepy Ae Sedai stare*
Dragon: hey we'll have none of that!! *Hits them both with Rand's cool sword-that-is-not-a-sword*
Rand: I thought only I could wield that sword!!
Dragon: well... uh... *knocks him out* there... all solved^^Sooo without further ado, heres the next chapt: WoT, the things you didn't see, hunt of the Horn... yeah...
~*~
*The prologue *
:: the man "Bors" is in that place with all the other people, suddenly
Ba'almazon walks into the room with a couple of Trollocs ::
Ba'almazon: all who are here to pledge the sacred oath raise your hands!!
:: several people raise their hands ::
Ba'almazon: excellent, now, all who are here because they couldn't find
the restrooms please raise your hands!!
:: several people raise hands ::
Ba'almazon: right, all those with their hands raised please follow the
Mydraawl on the right... hey I didn't say you could lower your hands!
Right, now they are gone, all who are left raise thy right hand to thy
heart!!!
:: they all do so ::
Ba'almazon: now repeat after me! And so I swear to serve the dark one, in
all respects and I shall never EVER serve the white Tower no matter how
many free cookie vouchers they offer me!!
:: they repeat what he says ::
Ba'almazon: and whenever somebody says the name "Dragon Reborn" I shall
for no reason in particular run around in circles like a headless
chicken!
:: they repeat him ::
Ba'almazon: and I also declare I shall do whatever my master says no
matter how illogical, strange, or humiliating it seems!
:: They repeat ::
Ba'almazon: excellent! Now who's up for some pizza?
~*~
*Lan and Rand training up on that tower thing*
:: Rand loses balance and gets hit by Lan's sword :: aak! Hey no fair!
the wind pushed me!
Lan: suure it did
Rand: hey u calling me a liar?!?!
Lan: yes^^
Rand *attacks Lan suddenly and somehow manages to push him off the ledge
of the tall tower*
Lan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!! * Lands on the Amyrlin*
Rand: uuh...craap...0.o Moiraine is soo gonna kill me... *runs to find
somewhere he can hide from Moiraine*
(Uuh...0_0)
~*~
*Lan teaching Rand how to act in front of the Amyrlin*
Rand* in a really whiny voice* but I don't wanna face her!! I wanna run
away and never go near the creepy Ae Sedai again!
Lan: geez you sure complain a lot for somebody who supposedly "defeated
the dark one"
*Rand glares*
Lan: now, don't forget to wear your sword...
Rand: why?
Lan: because it makes you look impressive of course, and kneel to her,
but make sure you keep both your arms high in the air...
Rand: * very confused* why would I do something stupid like that?!?!
Lan: don't question me sheepherder! Just do as I say if you want to live!
Now, when the Amyrlin stands up put both your hands on your head, when
she sits down touch your knees...
Rand: how do I do that if I'm kneeling?!?!
Lan: I said don't question me! And if she sneezes you touch your nose and
say "I am not a trolloc" three times, and if she asks you if you want
something to eat you sing, "God saved the queen"...
Rand: Lan none of your instructions make any sense!
Lan: stop asking questions and listen to what I'm telling you!
~*~
*Nyneave's testing*
Sheriam: okay Nyneave we need you to take your clothes off...
Nyneave: why?
Sheriam: that's just the way it goes
Nyneave: why?
Sheriam: just because, now DO IT
Nyneave * grumbles as she removes her clothes *
Sheriam: good, now walk through that arch thing
Nyneave: why?
Sheriam: stop asking questions and go!
Nyneave: wh...
Sheriam: GO!!
Nyneave: ... uuh Sheriam sedai?
Sheriam: what now?!?!
Nyneave: can I have a glass of water?
(I WAS going to make this longer... but I didn't want to have to go through
all three stages of the testing)
~*~
Dragon: well I thought to myself, if I make a chapter for EVERY book, with this same thing over and over it will get a bit repetitive and boring, so I'm now going to add something extra at the end of every chapter...
Rand: like what?
Dragon: um... don't know...
Mat: hey... how come I haven't been in the past two chapters?!?! Even Perrin made an appearance!
Perrin: ^_^
Dragon: uh... want to cookie? *Tosses Mat a cookie*
Mat: COOKIE!! *Jumps after cookie*
Rand *in a whiney voice* I wanna cookie!
Dragon: uugh fine * tosses him a cookie*
Rand: yaay! * Munches cookie*
*Moiraine comes out of nowhere *
Moiraine: hello children
Dragon: hey! I'm not a child!
Moiraine* in a patronising voice* of course not
Dragon: if you're not careful I MIGHT just ACCIDENTLY shove this SWORD through your heart MOIRAINE!
Moiraine: uh... * jumps behind Lan*
Nyneave: wimp...
Moiraine: you DARE insult an AE SEDAI GIRL?!?!
Nyneave* tugs braid for no reason* yes I DO!!
Moiraine: ILL SHOW YOU IGNORANT COUNTRYOU BUMPKIN!!
*Everyone quickly moves away from Nyneave and Moiraine *
Dragon: who will survive this terrible battle to the death? Will it be Nyneave? Or Moiraine? Will Mat make an actual appearance in the fic? Will I ever ACTUALLY manage to go through EVER SINGLE book like this? Will there be enough cookies for everyone? Find out in the next chapter! Oh, and dun forget to REVIEW^_^
To Elven Sage, yes they were kinda ooc, but still, glad u enjoyed reading too!
Celestyl heh thanks, glad u liked it!
Thank you all for your reviews, its nice to be appreciated, and I would now like to say that if I had a dollar for every time Jordan used the words " Rock" or "Plain" to describe Lan I would have a lot of money by now...
Lan: hey I resent that!!
Moiraine: well it's true; Jordan DOES seem to use those words in particular...
*Stony Warder glare*
*Creepy Ae Sedai stare*
Dragon: hey we'll have none of that!! *Hits them both with Rand's cool sword-that-is-not-a-sword*
Rand: I thought only I could wield that sword!!
Dragon: well... uh... *knocks him out* there... all solved^^Sooo without further ado, heres the next chapt: WoT, the things you didn't see, hunt of the Horn... yeah...
~*~
*The prologue *
:: the man "Bors" is in that place with all the other people, suddenly
Ba'almazon walks into the room with a couple of Trollocs ::
Ba'almazon: all who are here to pledge the sacred oath raise your hands!!
:: several people raise their hands ::
Ba'almazon: excellent, now, all who are here because they couldn't find
the restrooms please raise your hands!!
:: several people raise hands ::
Ba'almazon: right, all those with their hands raised please follow the
Mydraawl on the right... hey I didn't say you could lower your hands!
Right, now they are gone, all who are left raise thy right hand to thy
heart!!!
:: they all do so ::
Ba'almazon: now repeat after me! And so I swear to serve the dark one, in
all respects and I shall never EVER serve the white Tower no matter how
many free cookie vouchers they offer me!!
:: they repeat what he says ::
Ba'almazon: and whenever somebody says the name "Dragon Reborn" I shall
for no reason in particular run around in circles like a headless
chicken!
:: they repeat him ::
Ba'almazon: and I also declare I shall do whatever my master says no
matter how illogical, strange, or humiliating it seems!
:: They repeat ::
Ba'almazon: excellent! Now who's up for some pizza?
~*~
*Lan and Rand training up on that tower thing*
:: Rand loses balance and gets hit by Lan's sword :: aak! Hey no fair!
the wind pushed me!
Lan: suure it did
Rand: hey u calling me a liar?!?!
Lan: yes^^
Rand *attacks Lan suddenly and somehow manages to push him off the ledge
of the tall tower*
Lan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!! * Lands on the Amyrlin*
Rand: uuh...craap...0.o Moiraine is soo gonna kill me... *runs to find
somewhere he can hide from Moiraine*
(Uuh...0_0)
~*~
*Lan teaching Rand how to act in front of the Amyrlin*
Rand* in a really whiny voice* but I don't wanna face her!! I wanna run
away and never go near the creepy Ae Sedai again!
Lan: geez you sure complain a lot for somebody who supposedly "defeated
the dark one"
*Rand glares*
Lan: now, don't forget to wear your sword...
Rand: why?
Lan: because it makes you look impressive of course, and kneel to her,
but make sure you keep both your arms high in the air...
Rand: * very confused* why would I do something stupid like that?!?!
Lan: don't question me sheepherder! Just do as I say if you want to live!
Now, when the Amyrlin stands up put both your hands on your head, when
she sits down touch your knees...
Rand: how do I do that if I'm kneeling?!?!
Lan: I said don't question me! And if she sneezes you touch your nose and
say "I am not a trolloc" three times, and if she asks you if you want
something to eat you sing, "God saved the queen"...
Rand: Lan none of your instructions make any sense!
Lan: stop asking questions and listen to what I'm telling you!
~*~
*Nyneave's testing*
Sheriam: okay Nyneave we need you to take your clothes off...
Nyneave: why?
Sheriam: that's just the way it goes
Nyneave: why?
Sheriam: just because, now DO IT
Nyneave * grumbles as she removes her clothes *
Sheriam: good, now walk through that arch thing
Nyneave: why?
Sheriam: stop asking questions and go!
Nyneave: wh...
Sheriam: GO!!
Nyneave: ... uuh Sheriam sedai?
Sheriam: what now?!?!
Nyneave: can I have a glass of water?
(I WAS going to make this longer... but I didn't want to have to go through
all three stages of the testing)
~*~
Dragon: well I thought to myself, if I make a chapter for EVERY book, with this same thing over and over it will get a bit repetitive and boring, so I'm now going to add something extra at the end of every chapter...
Rand: like what?
Dragon: um... don't know...
Mat: hey... how come I haven't been in the past two chapters?!?! Even Perrin made an appearance!
Perrin: ^_^
Dragon: uh... want to cookie? *Tosses Mat a cookie*
Mat: COOKIE!! *Jumps after cookie*
Rand *in a whiney voice* I wanna cookie!
Dragon: uugh fine * tosses him a cookie*
Rand: yaay! * Munches cookie*
*Moiraine comes out of nowhere *
Moiraine: hello children
Dragon: hey! I'm not a child!
Moiraine* in a patronising voice* of course not
Dragon: if you're not careful I MIGHT just ACCIDENTLY shove this SWORD through your heart MOIRAINE!
Moiraine: uh... * jumps behind Lan*
Nyneave: wimp...
Moiraine: you DARE insult an AE SEDAI GIRL?!?!
Nyneave* tugs braid for no reason* yes I DO!!
Moiraine: ILL SHOW YOU IGNORANT COUNTRYOU BUMPKIN!!
*Everyone quickly moves away from Nyneave and Moiraine *
Dragon: who will survive this terrible battle to the death? Will it be Nyneave? Or Moiraine? Will Mat make an actual appearance in the fic? Will I ever ACTUALLY manage to go through EVER SINGLE book like this? Will there be enough cookies for everyone? Find out in the next chapter! Oh, and dun forget to REVIEW^_^