H and H were wondering what to do when Harry remebered something. "We need to name our cats!"

"Poppit I name you Rumplestiltskin!" Harry yelled. "Your turn Hermione."

"Poppit I name you Snuffleupagus!" She bellowed. "My cat is WAY better than yours Harry."

"Want a bet? I challenge you to a duel!" Harry replied making his cat do Kung Fu.

"No I want to go get a tour guide seeing how we dont know where the hell to go!"

"Hermione did you not read the map?" Harry asked.

"Harry did you not notice that these maps are shit?! Now come on!" She said aggrivated.

They came across a big group of people who were being lead by another ugly tall monster. "And this is the movie theatre where we constantly play Bambi." The guide said. "Now if you turn your attention over to the right we have the dollar store. You might not want to go in there..."

"Ok screw that lets just wander." Hermione said rather pissed off.

"Hermione you've been nothing but angry since we got here! This is the happiest place under earth!" Harry exclaimed.

"Except for the fact thats its hotter than hell down here!"

Suddenly two very gruff looking monsters in police uniforms came and put Hermione in handcuffs. "What the...HELL are you doing occifers?" Harry asked.

"Its officer and your friend here has broken the law!" The tallest officer said. "Did you not notice what she said?"

"Oh my god! Hermione! How could you forget the rules so soon?!" Harry was shocked.

"I don't get it what's so bad about saying hell and not...HELL!?" Hermione asked.

"Ok we were just going to give you a ticket seeing how its your first offense but you blew that chance! You're coming down town! You have the right to remain silent. What you say can and will be used against you in...HELL!" The officers told Hermione.

"It's going to be a long day. Try using that against me buttmunch!" Hermione shouted.

"Im convinced that was not the best idea Hermione" Harry said worriedly.(?) "Well have fun in jail Herm I'm going to go look around our new home." Harry sighed.

Harry James Potter (lol stupid name) was walking around when he walked right into someone. He looked up and saw an actual human! "HEY!! You dude, right in front of me! HELLOOOOOO!!!! Look over here! RIGHT HERE DAMMIT!!"

"Hey little dude! Why did you walk right into me? That caused me pain. Seek help." The man replied.

"Well I walked into you because I'm blind. And I was wondering if you would show me around."

"How did you go blind kid? And yes I will show you around. My name is Ralph. What's yours?"

"I went blind from...citrus. It was tragic. My name is Harry...Harry Potter" He said expecting Ralph to know who he was.

"...Right well that building in front of us is the hippie club. When some people die they just get dropped in there and nobody ever tells them where they are. I'd advise you not to go in there." Ralph said.

"Ralph I really like you and everything, but I kind of have a fetish for hippies and drugs. You know that kind of thing. So...uhh see ya around...maybe. Hopefully not." Harry said and ran toward the hippie building.

If you didn't clue in yet this just happened to be where Ron was. Just as Harry was walking in, Ron was walking out. And as you could hopefully guess they bumped into eachother. Wow that was unexpected. "RON?!" Harry exclaimed.

"Harry! I am so glad to see you!. Those hippies were freakin' me out. Do you happen to know where we are?" Ron asked.

"We are in...HELL!" Harry replied. "Have you seen anyone else we know?"

"NO! Not even Draco got dumped here!" Ron said going red with anger.

"I didn't know he died." Harry said his eyes filling with tears. (hehe) "Wasn't it only our house that got attacked? PLEASE SAY IT WAS!"

"SUPERCALIFREDJILISTICEXPEALLIDOTIOUS!!!!" Ron shouted. (AN" hehe I dont know how to spell you guys try! I was thinking about it for half an hour!) "I guess Hermione got into heaven then?"

"Psh! Ya right! She's in jail!" Harry exclaimed. "She said...HELL the wrong way."

"Ok then..."

"So Ron first order of business...you need a cat!" Harry said.

"Why and where?"

"Uhh...it's kind of the law!! And here take Hermoine's cat for now. She named it Snuffleupagus."

"Thanks...I guess." Ron said.

"Hey! I just had a great idea! Lets go see Bambi!"

"Bambi...Why Bambi?" Ron asked.

"It's all they got. SWOOSH!" Harry replied.

Ok I thought it was about time to reply to some reviews. So you guys don't think Im a robot just writing stories and I don't care. And for a desperate attempt to make my chapters longer.

Chapter 1

P.T. RINK: LLLOOOLLL! HA I beat you.

I-LOVE-VEGETA: Just plain weird....Yup that's me.

resentment: Watch butterflies? Ya I didn't quite get that part...but hilarious?? ME HILARIOUS?! Thats preposterous!

Chapter 2

resentment: No comment...I'll just walk away now.

Leowyn Evangolen: OMG!! IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT I WILL WRITE MORE!!!

your mum: Thanks mom!

Chapter 3

Fool Moon: Thanks for the spelling That is the hardest word EVER!! READ YOUR STORIES?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY?! Of course I'll read them.

resentment: Third review. Wow your on a roll. Thanks. Sorry to hear about your tragic death.

BillysRiotgirl: KIMP!! hey!

Nicole: Wow great name. LOVE IT! Post more...I'll get right on that.

Chapter 4

Leowyn Evangolen: Hmm well to tell you the truth I have no idea what you said or why you added an s to the end of each word.

resentment: South Park the movie sounds intersting...

Nicole: Lol thanks I didn't want to make a fool of myself on national television!!

BillysRiotgirl: Kimp! Sheep sounds good I'll slap a few in there...somewhere.

Well that's all for now folks I'm here all week! Toodle-oo