Dragon: well it looks like I'm back again! Hello to all my fellow crazy WoT
fans out there! Thanks Squilo Sedai for your review! I'm really happy you
liked it^_^ I hope you enjoy this next chappy just as much!! And thank u
also Lauriana and Eres, yes I will be doing this for all the books!
Mat*under his breath* light spare us all
Dragon*glares* what?
Mat*blinks innocently*
Dragon: that's more like it, anyway, I'm glad u really liked the last 2 chapters and hope u like this one^^
Rand: okay can we start now?
Dragon: well Randy I didn't know you were so eager to do this!
Rand: I'm not-_- I just want to get it over with... and don't call me Randy!
Elayne: hey that's a cute name! Hehe I'm gonna start calling him Randy now!
Rand: noooo!!
Elayne:^_^
Dragon: well its probably time we got on with it ne?
~*~
*Mat being healed by the Ae Sedai*
*All come into the room with Mat on the table *
Nyneave: why can't we help?!?!
Egwene: yeah we wanna help!
Amyrlin: no you cant
Elayne: why not?!!
Amyrlin: because
Egwene: why?
Amyrlin: just because
Nyneave: then why did you bring us here?!?!
RAS1 (Random Ae Sedai1): so you can watch helplessly as we heal your
friend when actually it appears were torturing him
RAS2: so we can use our impressive Ae Sedai powers in front of you
RAS3: because there would be no point in making a flashy show of healing
people without someone to see it
Mat *waking up all of a sudden* um excuse me could you hurry up??! I'm
kinda running out of time *falls unconscious again*
RAS1:...
RAS2: how did he do that?
~*~
*Perrin in the dream with hopper *
* Hopper appears in front of Perrin *
Perrin: I thought you were dead!! I saw you die!!
Hopper: aah but did you REALLY?!
Perrin: yes I did!
Hopper: how do you know that wasn't dapple?
Perrin: because you're the only wolf with that weird scar
Hopper:....
Perrin: um... Isn't there something important your supposed to tell me?
Hopper: um... can't remember now...
Perrin: then can I wake up? I don't like these freaky wolf dreams
Hopper: hmm... nah its fun keeping you here
Perrin: stupid wolf...
Hopper* starts to fly for no reason*
Hopper: to SOOURR!!
Perrin: wow... I didn't know wolves could fly!
Hopper* flies a short distance then falls * NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Perrin: 0_0
~*~
*Rand dreaming of Callandor *
Rand*sees sword* ouuh pretty!
*Random Forsaken dude appears*
RFD: take it! Go on you know u wanna!
Rand: hmmm.... Nah
RFD: go on! Take it take it take it!!
Rand:...nah
RFD: pleeeease?
Rand: ....nah
RFD: I'll be your friend!
Rand: nah
RFD: aaaw your mean!
Rand: ^_^
RFD* sulks *
Rand: um... how do I leave this place?
RFD: you have to take the sword
Rand: your lying-_-
RFD:...darn it
~*~
*Egwene being tested *
Sheriam: okay take of your clothes
Egwene: ...no
Sheriam: why not?!?!
Egwene: there are people watching!
Sheriam: will you if I tell them not to?
Egwene: hmm... only of you promise not to peek
Sheriam:*sigh* fine...
*All the Ae Sedai In the room turn their heads*
Egwene: can I have a towel?
Sheriam: why?!?!
Egwene: I don't trust those Ae Sedai * glares suspiciously at them *
Sheriam: FINE
*Gets her a towel *
Egwene* now undressed and has the towel wrapped around her* I'm cold!
Sheriam: could you PLEASE just walk through the arch?!?!
Egwene*sulkily* but I'm cold!
Sheriam: well that's to be expected when your not wearing anything!
Egwene: can I get dressed now?
Sheriam: you HAVE TO WALK THROUGH THE ARCHES FIRST!!!
Egwene: why?
Sheriam: its part of the test!
Egwene: why?
Sheriam: THAT DOESN'T MATTER JUST DO IT!!
Egwene: not without something to keep me warm!
Sheriam:......-_-
~*~ ( I know this one belongs in the second chapter but I forgot to put it in so here it is now)
*Moiraine questioning Lan in that farm house *
Moiraine: do you remember when we first met?
Lan: actually I've been spending the past twenty years trying to forget...
Moiraine: you threw me in a pond
Lan: you deserved it
Moiraine: I nearly froze to death
Lan: you deserved it
Moiraine: just like you deserved it when I dumped the pond on you
Lan:....
Moiraine: *smug*
Lan: you could have just told me you were Ae Sedai
Moiraine: but that would have defeated the purpose
Lan: what purpose?
Moiraine: taking your sword^_^
Lan: 0_0
~*~
*Juilin betrays Elayne Egwene and Nyneave*
*All three of them are standing before the carriage staring at Juilin *
Nyneave: why Juilin why did you do it?!?!
Ewgene* unconscious*
Liandrin* grins evilly*
Juilin: you don't understand!! I had to!! *Sobs* How could I refuse
them?!?! They had chocolate cookies!!!
Elayne: no fair I wanna chocolate cookie!
*Nyneave hits her *
Elayne: Hey!
Egwene*unconscious*
Liandrin: you cant have any! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Elyane: NOOOO!!! *Sobs*
Egwene*unconscious*
~*~
Dragon: well that's it for this chapter^^
* Nobody takes notice of the Fight between Nyneave and Moiraine in the
background *
Mat: yaay I was in this chapter!!
Dragon: good for you
*Moiraine smashes into a wall *
Thom* from a small dark corner* I can juggle^_^
Dragon: good for you
*Nyneave gets severely burned *
Rand: can I have another cookie?
Dragon: good for... oh... yeah sure * tosses him a cookie*
*Moiraine gets struck by lightning *
Faile: hello everyone! I just appeared out of nowhere and have no idea
why I am here!
*A fork of lightning accidentally hits Faile *
Perrin: NOO!!!! FAAILEE!!!
*Moiraine and Nyneave take no notice and continue to fight *
Dragon: ouuh dear I think she's dead...
Faile: X_X
Rand* calling on the power* I'll heal her! I can do anything!!!
*Faile comes back to life *
Perrin: wow he actually did it!
Elayne: of course my Randypoo did it^_^
Rand: don't call me Randypoo!
Mat*snickers*
Rand*glares*
Dragon: hey we don't want another fight!
*Large loud explosion erupts *
Nyneave: HAH!! SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW YOU STUPID AE SEDAI WENCH!!
Dragon: well it looks like Nyneave is the winner^^
Moiraine: nooo!!T_T
Rand: yaay! Go Nyneave!
Mat: you've really shown her!
Perrin: way to go Nyneave!
Nyneave: I know, I'm just so wonderful^_^
*Everyone ignores Moiraine who is still lying beaten in the background *
Dragon: and now, cheesecake for everyone!
All: YAAAAY!!
Dragon: oh and don't forget to review! Cya!
Mat*under his breath* light spare us all
Dragon*glares* what?
Mat*blinks innocently*
Dragon: that's more like it, anyway, I'm glad u really liked the last 2 chapters and hope u like this one^^
Rand: okay can we start now?
Dragon: well Randy I didn't know you were so eager to do this!
Rand: I'm not-_- I just want to get it over with... and don't call me Randy!
Elayne: hey that's a cute name! Hehe I'm gonna start calling him Randy now!
Rand: noooo!!
Elayne:^_^
Dragon: well its probably time we got on with it ne?
~*~
*Mat being healed by the Ae Sedai*
*All come into the room with Mat on the table *
Nyneave: why can't we help?!?!
Egwene: yeah we wanna help!
Amyrlin: no you cant
Elayne: why not?!!
Amyrlin: because
Egwene: why?
Amyrlin: just because
Nyneave: then why did you bring us here?!?!
RAS1 (Random Ae Sedai1): so you can watch helplessly as we heal your
friend when actually it appears were torturing him
RAS2: so we can use our impressive Ae Sedai powers in front of you
RAS3: because there would be no point in making a flashy show of healing
people without someone to see it
Mat *waking up all of a sudden* um excuse me could you hurry up??! I'm
kinda running out of time *falls unconscious again*
RAS1:...
RAS2: how did he do that?
~*~
*Perrin in the dream with hopper *
* Hopper appears in front of Perrin *
Perrin: I thought you were dead!! I saw you die!!
Hopper: aah but did you REALLY?!
Perrin: yes I did!
Hopper: how do you know that wasn't dapple?
Perrin: because you're the only wolf with that weird scar
Hopper:....
Perrin: um... Isn't there something important your supposed to tell me?
Hopper: um... can't remember now...
Perrin: then can I wake up? I don't like these freaky wolf dreams
Hopper: hmm... nah its fun keeping you here
Perrin: stupid wolf...
Hopper* starts to fly for no reason*
Hopper: to SOOURR!!
Perrin: wow... I didn't know wolves could fly!
Hopper* flies a short distance then falls * NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Perrin: 0_0
~*~
*Rand dreaming of Callandor *
Rand*sees sword* ouuh pretty!
*Random Forsaken dude appears*
RFD: take it! Go on you know u wanna!
Rand: hmmm.... Nah
RFD: go on! Take it take it take it!!
Rand:...nah
RFD: pleeeease?
Rand: ....nah
RFD: I'll be your friend!
Rand: nah
RFD: aaaw your mean!
Rand: ^_^
RFD* sulks *
Rand: um... how do I leave this place?
RFD: you have to take the sword
Rand: your lying-_-
RFD:...darn it
~*~
*Egwene being tested *
Sheriam: okay take of your clothes
Egwene: ...no
Sheriam: why not?!?!
Egwene: there are people watching!
Sheriam: will you if I tell them not to?
Egwene: hmm... only of you promise not to peek
Sheriam:*sigh* fine...
*All the Ae Sedai In the room turn their heads*
Egwene: can I have a towel?
Sheriam: why?!?!
Egwene: I don't trust those Ae Sedai * glares suspiciously at them *
Sheriam: FINE
*Gets her a towel *
Egwene* now undressed and has the towel wrapped around her* I'm cold!
Sheriam: could you PLEASE just walk through the arch?!?!
Egwene*sulkily* but I'm cold!
Sheriam: well that's to be expected when your not wearing anything!
Egwene: can I get dressed now?
Sheriam: you HAVE TO WALK THROUGH THE ARCHES FIRST!!!
Egwene: why?
Sheriam: its part of the test!
Egwene: why?
Sheriam: THAT DOESN'T MATTER JUST DO IT!!
Egwene: not without something to keep me warm!
Sheriam:......-_-
~*~ ( I know this one belongs in the second chapter but I forgot to put it in so here it is now)
*Moiraine questioning Lan in that farm house *
Moiraine: do you remember when we first met?
Lan: actually I've been spending the past twenty years trying to forget...
Moiraine: you threw me in a pond
Lan: you deserved it
Moiraine: I nearly froze to death
Lan: you deserved it
Moiraine: just like you deserved it when I dumped the pond on you
Lan:....
Moiraine: *smug*
Lan: you could have just told me you were Ae Sedai
Moiraine: but that would have defeated the purpose
Lan: what purpose?
Moiraine: taking your sword^_^
Lan: 0_0
~*~
*Juilin betrays Elayne Egwene and Nyneave*
*All three of them are standing before the carriage staring at Juilin *
Nyneave: why Juilin why did you do it?!?!
Ewgene* unconscious*
Liandrin* grins evilly*
Juilin: you don't understand!! I had to!! *Sobs* How could I refuse
them?!?! They had chocolate cookies!!!
Elayne: no fair I wanna chocolate cookie!
*Nyneave hits her *
Elayne: Hey!
Egwene*unconscious*
Liandrin: you cant have any! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Elyane: NOOOO!!! *Sobs*
Egwene*unconscious*
~*~
Dragon: well that's it for this chapter^^
* Nobody takes notice of the Fight between Nyneave and Moiraine in the
background *
Mat: yaay I was in this chapter!!
Dragon: good for you
*Moiraine smashes into a wall *
Thom* from a small dark corner* I can juggle^_^
Dragon: good for you
*Nyneave gets severely burned *
Rand: can I have another cookie?
Dragon: good for... oh... yeah sure * tosses him a cookie*
*Moiraine gets struck by lightning *
Faile: hello everyone! I just appeared out of nowhere and have no idea
why I am here!
*A fork of lightning accidentally hits Faile *
Perrin: NOO!!!! FAAILEE!!!
*Moiraine and Nyneave take no notice and continue to fight *
Dragon: ouuh dear I think she's dead...
Faile: X_X
Rand* calling on the power* I'll heal her! I can do anything!!!
*Faile comes back to life *
Perrin: wow he actually did it!
Elayne: of course my Randypoo did it^_^
Rand: don't call me Randypoo!
Mat*snickers*
Rand*glares*
Dragon: hey we don't want another fight!
*Large loud explosion erupts *
Nyneave: HAH!! SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW YOU STUPID AE SEDAI WENCH!!
Dragon: well it looks like Nyneave is the winner^^
Moiraine: nooo!!T_T
Rand: yaay! Go Nyneave!
Mat: you've really shown her!
Perrin: way to go Nyneave!
Nyneave: I know, I'm just so wonderful^_^
*Everyone ignores Moiraine who is still lying beaten in the background *
Dragon: and now, cheesecake for everyone!
All: YAAAAY!!
Dragon: oh and don't forget to review! Cya!