Dragon: here we are once again; brought by the magical power of Ta'veren
to witness the greatness that is this piece of random fiction!!! And
thank you Reda for your review, I'm glad you loved it^_^ and I hope you
enjoy this chapter as much!!
Mat: Hey check out my cool new hat^^ * wearing a wide brimmed hat*
Dragon: ouh cool!! Where can I get one??!
Mat: not telling! *Sticks tongue out*
Dragon* does the same*
* Faile hits them both on the head for being stupid*
Dragon: hey! Remember I'm the author of this fic and you have no right to
strike me in such a way!!
Faile: oh yeah?!?
Dragon: yeah and I'll prove it! * Uses her magical author power and turns
her into a falcon in a cage*
Faile:0_0;
Dragon: yeah that's right!! Oh yes, and btw for any Moiraine lovers out
there who took offense to the "incident" in the previous chapter (chapter
three, which for awhile was also chapter two as well as chapter two
itself... I fixed that up^_^;;) I apologies, I don't hate her, really I
don't
Moiraine: yeah right...
Dragon*glares* hey don't make me do something you'll regret!! It's just
that ANY self respecting Nyneave loving fan would NEVER have her lose to
an Ae Sedai...
Nyneave: ^_^
Moiraine: -_-
Dragon: and now I believe it is time to continue this fic.
~*~
*Aram takes up the sword*
Aram* walks around inn for a while, eventually comes to sword holder thing and takes one of them*
Aram: hey can I have this?
Illa*in slow motion voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Perrin: sure why not...
Illa*in slow motion voice* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Aram: aaw come on gran!! I need to defend myself somehow!
Illa: that's no excuse!
Aram: those trollocs slaughtered our family!
Illa: that's no excuse!
Aram: and they'll slaughter us as well whether we have swords or not!
Illa:.... That's still no excuse!!
Aram: well I'll take it anyway! I never wanted to follow the way of the leaf anyway!
Illa*in slow motion voice again* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Perrin: get over it old woman-_- (Major OOCness from Perrin here I know0_0) ~*~
*Aviendha being tested*
Amys: okay, now you take off your clothes and run naked to Rhudeane (I cant spell itT_T)
Egwene: is it really necessary for her to undress herself?
Melaine: yes of course!
Egwene: well why?
Amys: because its amusing^_^
Melaine: because we have nothing better to do with our time other then watch young girls run naked through the waste in false hope of becoming a wise one before the heat takes them^_^
Aviandha: you mean I'm gonna die?!?!
Amys: uuh... no of course not... just get severely burned...
Aviendha: this had BETTER be worth it-_-
~*~
*Berelaine and Faile fighting over Perrin *
Faile: PERRIN IS MINE!!! MIIINE!!!
Beralain*laughs* Foolish little girl! Everyone knows I'm prettier then you... plus my clothes are so much more revealing *winks*
Faile: well that dress doesn't make a difference! He loves ME!! NOT YOU!!!
Berelain: maybe... but not once I'm done with him * evil smile*
Faile: yeah?!?! What if I break your face in first!!
Faile* throws a punch at Berelain*
Berelain*ducks*
Faile* hits Rhuarc instead*
Faile: 0_0 craap
Berelain: *nervously* I think I should go now... *runs away fast*
Rhuarc: X_X*unconscious on the floor*
Faile: eep*runs*
~*~
*Perrin learns about his dead family*
Ms Al'vere: Perrin... your family is dead
Perrin: um... I'm supposed to be traumatically affected right?
Ms Al'vere: yes...
Perrin: oh... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! * Cries*
Faile: uh...okaay0_0
Perrin*continues to cry*
Ms Al'vere: um...
Faile: maybe we should just leave him a while...
(Don't know where this came from really^_^;) ~*~
* Rand finds Mat hanging on that tree thing in Rhudeane *
Rand: NOO!! MAT!! * Pulls him off the tree and revives him* what happened?!!?!
Mat*in a Gollum voice* those tricksy snake people!! They hurts us!!!
Rand: um...Mat you okay?
Mat*still in a Gollum voice* they buurns us!! They freeze!!
Rand: what's wrong with you Mat!?!
Mat: they wants the precious!! But we mustn't let them have it!!
Rand: we really have to get you to Moiraine0_0
~*~
*Moiraine convinces Thom to go to Tanchico*
Moiraine*stares blankly at Thom in that creepy Ae Sedai way* Go to Tanchico!
Thom: No! I'm going to go retire on some old farm and herd sheep for the rest of my senile old life
Moiraine: pleeeease?
Thom: no
Moiraine: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!?!
Thom: NO!!
Moiraine: don't make me do something you will regret!
Thom: nothing you do or say will change my mind
Moiraine: OWYN!!
Thom: NOOOO!!! OOWYYN!!! * Breaks down in tears*
Moiraine: Now will you go to Tanchico?!?!
Thom: NOOOOO!!!
Moiraine: OWYN OWYN OWYN!!!
Thom: NOO!! STOP!! OKAY I'L GO!!
Moiraine * smiles triumphantly*
~*~
Dragon: that's all we have! Sorry if it's a bit short but hey, they all are... Now I'm off to read the next book! Until then my fellow WoT fans!!
Mat* says something in old tongue*
Dragon: um... okay you do that0_0;
Mat* says something else in old tongue*
Dragon: can you still speak English? Or have those weird memory things taken what was left of your sanity?
Mat *glares*
Rand* mutters to himself* I have to do what they wont expect... what they wont suspect...
Dragon: am I the only sane one here right now?!?!
Berelain: no, I'm afraid you were never sane...
*Falcon-Faile squawks angrily from inside her cage*
Dragon: hey! How did YOU get here?!?!
Berelain: I'm looking for Perrin...
Dragon: Sorry but Perrin belongs to FAILE!!! So you can just toddle on home now
Berelain*glares* I' not going until I have Perrin!
Dragon: I can make you leave! It IS after all my ficcie^_^ * points her finger and Berelain disappears *
Perrin: hey Dragon, can you turn Faile into a human again?
Dragon: well... I could never refuse such a nice person^_^ * turns Faile into a human* there. Now It's really time to go^_^ and don't forget to review!! Cya!
to witness the greatness that is this piece of random fiction!!! And
thank you Reda for your review, I'm glad you loved it^_^ and I hope you
enjoy this chapter as much!!
Mat: Hey check out my cool new hat^^ * wearing a wide brimmed hat*
Dragon: ouh cool!! Where can I get one??!
Mat: not telling! *Sticks tongue out*
Dragon* does the same*
* Faile hits them both on the head for being stupid*
Dragon: hey! Remember I'm the author of this fic and you have no right to
strike me in such a way!!
Faile: oh yeah?!?
Dragon: yeah and I'll prove it! * Uses her magical author power and turns
her into a falcon in a cage*
Faile:0_0;
Dragon: yeah that's right!! Oh yes, and btw for any Moiraine lovers out
there who took offense to the "incident" in the previous chapter (chapter
three, which for awhile was also chapter two as well as chapter two
itself... I fixed that up^_^;;) I apologies, I don't hate her, really I
don't
Moiraine: yeah right...
Dragon*glares* hey don't make me do something you'll regret!! It's just
that ANY self respecting Nyneave loving fan would NEVER have her lose to
an Ae Sedai...
Nyneave: ^_^
Moiraine: -_-
Dragon: and now I believe it is time to continue this fic.
~*~
*Aram takes up the sword*
Aram* walks around inn for a while, eventually comes to sword holder thing and takes one of them*
Aram: hey can I have this?
Illa*in slow motion voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Perrin: sure why not...
Illa*in slow motion voice* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Aram: aaw come on gran!! I need to defend myself somehow!
Illa: that's no excuse!
Aram: those trollocs slaughtered our family!
Illa: that's no excuse!
Aram: and they'll slaughter us as well whether we have swords or not!
Illa:.... That's still no excuse!!
Aram: well I'll take it anyway! I never wanted to follow the way of the leaf anyway!
Illa*in slow motion voice again* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Perrin: get over it old woman-_- (Major OOCness from Perrin here I know0_0) ~*~
*Aviendha being tested*
Amys: okay, now you take off your clothes and run naked to Rhudeane (I cant spell itT_T)
Egwene: is it really necessary for her to undress herself?
Melaine: yes of course!
Egwene: well why?
Amys: because its amusing^_^
Melaine: because we have nothing better to do with our time other then watch young girls run naked through the waste in false hope of becoming a wise one before the heat takes them^_^
Aviandha: you mean I'm gonna die?!?!
Amys: uuh... no of course not... just get severely burned...
Aviendha: this had BETTER be worth it-_-
~*~
*Berelaine and Faile fighting over Perrin *
Faile: PERRIN IS MINE!!! MIIINE!!!
Beralain*laughs* Foolish little girl! Everyone knows I'm prettier then you... plus my clothes are so much more revealing *winks*
Faile: well that dress doesn't make a difference! He loves ME!! NOT YOU!!!
Berelain: maybe... but not once I'm done with him * evil smile*
Faile: yeah?!?! What if I break your face in first!!
Faile* throws a punch at Berelain*
Berelain*ducks*
Faile* hits Rhuarc instead*
Faile: 0_0 craap
Berelain: *nervously* I think I should go now... *runs away fast*
Rhuarc: X_X*unconscious on the floor*
Faile: eep*runs*
~*~
*Perrin learns about his dead family*
Ms Al'vere: Perrin... your family is dead
Perrin: um... I'm supposed to be traumatically affected right?
Ms Al'vere: yes...
Perrin: oh... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! * Cries*
Faile: uh...okaay0_0
Perrin*continues to cry*
Ms Al'vere: um...
Faile: maybe we should just leave him a while...
(Don't know where this came from really^_^;) ~*~
* Rand finds Mat hanging on that tree thing in Rhudeane *
Rand: NOO!! MAT!! * Pulls him off the tree and revives him* what happened?!!?!
Mat*in a Gollum voice* those tricksy snake people!! They hurts us!!!
Rand: um...Mat you okay?
Mat*still in a Gollum voice* they buurns us!! They freeze!!
Rand: what's wrong with you Mat!?!
Mat: they wants the precious!! But we mustn't let them have it!!
Rand: we really have to get you to Moiraine0_0
~*~
*Moiraine convinces Thom to go to Tanchico*
Moiraine*stares blankly at Thom in that creepy Ae Sedai way* Go to Tanchico!
Thom: No! I'm going to go retire on some old farm and herd sheep for the rest of my senile old life
Moiraine: pleeeease?
Thom: no
Moiraine: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!?!
Thom: NO!!
Moiraine: don't make me do something you will regret!
Thom: nothing you do or say will change my mind
Moiraine: OWYN!!
Thom: NOOOO!!! OOWYYN!!! * Breaks down in tears*
Moiraine: Now will you go to Tanchico?!?!
Thom: NOOOOO!!!
Moiraine: OWYN OWYN OWYN!!!
Thom: NOO!! STOP!! OKAY I'L GO!!
Moiraine * smiles triumphantly*
~*~
Dragon: that's all we have! Sorry if it's a bit short but hey, they all are... Now I'm off to read the next book! Until then my fellow WoT fans!!
Mat* says something in old tongue*
Dragon: um... okay you do that0_0;
Mat* says something else in old tongue*
Dragon: can you still speak English? Or have those weird memory things taken what was left of your sanity?
Mat *glares*
Rand* mutters to himself* I have to do what they wont expect... what they wont suspect...
Dragon: am I the only sane one here right now?!?!
Berelain: no, I'm afraid you were never sane...
*Falcon-Faile squawks angrily from inside her cage*
Dragon: hey! How did YOU get here?!?!
Berelain: I'm looking for Perrin...
Dragon: Sorry but Perrin belongs to FAILE!!! So you can just toddle on home now
Berelain*glares* I' not going until I have Perrin!
Dragon: I can make you leave! It IS after all my ficcie^_^ * points her finger and Berelain disappears *
Perrin: hey Dragon, can you turn Faile into a human again?
Dragon: well... I could never refuse such a nice person^_^ * turns Faile into a human* there. Now It's really time to go^_^ and don't forget to review!! Cya!