AN: Ok lets all pretend the Authors Note I wrote was a chapter to I don;t confuse you all by saying things like "Ok heres chapter 7. Well its actually chapter 6 since the last one was an authors note. hahaha please love my story!" Because that would be gay and confusing. So this is CHAPTER 7! I also wanted to add that my title sucks monkey balls so I wouldn't mind a few suggestions for a new one. Oh ya if you checked out my favourites list and saw my story there don;t come to the conclusion that I love my story so much I put it on my own list. Its just that I always forget what I wrote in the PREVIOUS chapter so I have to read it and thats the easiest way for me to get to it. I always try to take the easy way out because I'm cheap. "Here's your birthday present!" "A chewed up peice of gum...thank you Jes!" "It's all I could afford without spending any money at all" Sorry that was pointless. Last thing, I got a request from a reveiwer to add sheep to this story. I am loving the idea, so worship them!

Harry and Ron were walking through town...if you could call it that, and Harry was rather upset. "Harry what's wrong with you?" Ron asked.

"YOU WANT TO KNOW WHATS WRONG?! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG!" Harry shouted.

"Ya please I wouldn't mind."

"You are getting all the attention! YOU! They pat your head! Pinch your tush! THEY EVEN WINK AT YOU! Do you know who I am?! IM HARRY JAMES POTTER! The dude who killed Voldemort Van Winkle a while ago! I DID THE DEED! Your getting all the attention down here! You're sucking up my pinches! I want those pinches! I DESERVE THOSE PINCHES!" Harry exclaimed.

Ron pinched him on the butt. "There you go Harry I didnt mean to make you unhappy. And umm Van Winkle?"

"I tickled him until he told me his real name. It was rather disturbing to hear a very threatening name followed by a sissy Van Winkle. Thats when I killed him. The name was hurting my ears and messing with my mind." Harry replied.

Suddenly a rather large orange cat came out from behind a tree and started rooling over in the middle of the road. Harry and Ron were intrigued! So they went to the middle of the road, sat down with the cat and started buttering it. The many people around them found this rather interesting and started buttering it as well.

Soon the cat was nothing but a buttery blob. The cat took a few steps then fell over and didn't move. Everyone went over to it and found out it had died of butter suffication. The people all looked at eachother then ran to get their cats.

They had a cat buttering party in the middle of the road. After half an hour or so there were large lumps of butter all over the place. Then to everyones surprise the Devil himself showed up.

"You all know that these cats were supposed to live with you forever and you just killed them all!" He said.

"Sir we hate your damn rules about cats. Heck we hate cats!" Ron said standing up for everyone. "I think you should make us have parrots instead!"

"RON ELIZABETH WEALEY! I'm glad you are brave enough to speak up, but it was not a wise choice. Think of me as a king. You wouldn't contradict a king would you?" He asked rhetorically.

"I have just one more thing to say...TO BE CONTINUED!"

And the Devil was right, this is too be continued because I'm so tired I need clothes pins to keep my eyes open and it's starting to hurt my face. I mean its 9:00 for gods sake! Past by bedtime! By the way I am very disapointed in the lack of reviews for chapter 6! Just wanted to let you incase you care about my happiness. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!