Mat: hey what are we doing here?
Rand: yeah we shouldn't be here unless Dragon's posting the next chapter
*A note falls from the sky*
Mat: hey look at that!
Rand*grabs note* its from Dragon...
Mat: what does it say?
Rand: *reads aloud* Hello my evil minions.... evil minions? 0_0
Mat: that girl is insane I tell you-_-
Rand: probably more insane then we'll ever know... *continues reading letter* since I haven't finished reading the next book, It is up to you to fill in for me for this chapter. If you don't do it right then you will WISH DEARLY that you had been locked away in the DARK ONES PRISON!! YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!... *Flinches*
Mat: definitely insane... not to mention very scary
Rand: *still reading* please don't forget to feed the trollocs... They can get hungry sometimes and that brick fence isn't indestructible. Ps: make sure to answer to the reviews!! OR ELSE YOU MIGHT FIND YOURSELF LOCKED IN WITH THE TROLLOCS!!! Have a nice day. Dragon
Mat: don't forget to feed the trollocs?!?! What's WRONG with her?!?!
Rand: we'll just have to find somebody else to do that... like Lanfear maybe...
Lanfear*comes through a magical doorway* someone call?
Rand: AAH!! LANFEAR!! *Runs*
Lanfear: Come back here Lews Therin! * Chases Rand*
Mat: hmm... I'll just leave them too it... * looks for something to eat*
*The other WoT characters appear in a puff of smoke*
Moiraine: hey! What's going on here?!?!
Lan*looks around blankly*
Nyneave: I Demand to know what's going on here!!
Mat* hands her the letter* see for yourself
Nyneave* reads* FEED the TROLLOCS?!?!
Mat: I know0_0, I think Rands getting Lanfear to do it
Thom: hmm... Answer the reviews... That wont be too hard, all we have to do is find them I guess...
*A small box of reviews appears with a note stuck to it reading: I AM WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE*
All: ...
Mat: I suppose we had better get to it then... *takes first review* from fantasyfan... * reads review* uh.. well I guess were all glad u loved it.. because if you didn't then Dragon would probably find some way of making our lives hell on earth... And don't worry, we'll find SOMEBODY with the nerve to tell her about her "mistake"
Egwene: not likely Mat, I don't think there's ANYBODY here who wont mind being roasted alive in front of a heard of starving Trollocs...
All*shiver*
Mat: * continues to read* hey Perrin, looks like you have a fan
Perrin: 0_0
Faile*glares* she had better not come too close to my Perrin...
Mat: right... well that's one done...
Nyneave: I'll do the next one * takes Review and reads* from Laurina and Eres no she hasn't read all the books, and don't worry, she would never EVER let go of the chance to torture us for your enjoyment-_- and she will make sure to "keep up the good work" don't you worry...
Mat: okay who's gonna do the last one?
Rand* walks over* I will
Mat: hey where's Lanfear?
Rand: oh...*evil smile* lets just say the Trollocs have been fed
Mat: ...oh...
Rand: *takes review and reads it*From Reda, I suppose its great that you love it so much, * Blinks* Mat did a Gollum voice? *Laughs*
Mat*glares* hey its not that funny! She actually had me thinking I was Gollum!
Rand*laughs harder*
Mat* whacks Rand with his black staff thingy*
Rand: X_X *dies*
Eyalne: YOU KILLED MY RANDYPOO!!! * Burns Mat*
Min: NOOOO!!! RAND!!!
Aviendha*sniffs*
Moiraine: the wheel weaves as the wheel wills...
Lan* says nothing*
Nyneave*tugs braid*
Dragon* comes through a magical doorway* okay what's going on here?!?!
Min: RANDS DEAD!!!
Mat*lying neglected on the ground*
Dragon: I can't believe this; I leave them alone for fifteen minutes and look what happens! * Points a finger at Rand and Mat and they both spring to life again*
Min and Elayne: RAND!! * They both jump at him*
Rand: aargh!
Dragon* hands Mat and Rand a cookie each* perhaps next time I will be more careful about leaving u guys alone-_- At least u managed to answer the reviews... oh and where the Trollocs fed?
Rand*evil smile* ooh they were fed alright...
All: ...
Dragon: good^_^ well I had better go and do some homework now... or maybe work some more on another fic... or I could read.... Er... Cya!! *dissapears*
All: ...
Egwene: don't forget to review!!
Rand: yeah we shouldn't be here unless Dragon's posting the next chapter
*A note falls from the sky*
Mat: hey look at that!
Rand*grabs note* its from Dragon...
Mat: what does it say?
Rand: *reads aloud* Hello my evil minions.... evil minions? 0_0
Mat: that girl is insane I tell you-_-
Rand: probably more insane then we'll ever know... *continues reading letter* since I haven't finished reading the next book, It is up to you to fill in for me for this chapter. If you don't do it right then you will WISH DEARLY that you had been locked away in the DARK ONES PRISON!! YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!... *Flinches*
Mat: definitely insane... not to mention very scary
Rand: *still reading* please don't forget to feed the trollocs... They can get hungry sometimes and that brick fence isn't indestructible. Ps: make sure to answer to the reviews!! OR ELSE YOU MIGHT FIND YOURSELF LOCKED IN WITH THE TROLLOCS!!! Have a nice day. Dragon
Mat: don't forget to feed the trollocs?!?! What's WRONG with her?!?!
Rand: we'll just have to find somebody else to do that... like Lanfear maybe...
Lanfear*comes through a magical doorway* someone call?
Rand: AAH!! LANFEAR!! *Runs*
Lanfear: Come back here Lews Therin! * Chases Rand*
Mat: hmm... I'll just leave them too it... * looks for something to eat*
*The other WoT characters appear in a puff of smoke*
Moiraine: hey! What's going on here?!?!
Lan*looks around blankly*
Nyneave: I Demand to know what's going on here!!
Mat* hands her the letter* see for yourself
Nyneave* reads* FEED the TROLLOCS?!?!
Mat: I know0_0, I think Rands getting Lanfear to do it
Thom: hmm... Answer the reviews... That wont be too hard, all we have to do is find them I guess...
*A small box of reviews appears with a note stuck to it reading: I AM WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE*
All: ...
Mat: I suppose we had better get to it then... *takes first review* from fantasyfan... * reads review* uh.. well I guess were all glad u loved it.. because if you didn't then Dragon would probably find some way of making our lives hell on earth... And don't worry, we'll find SOMEBODY with the nerve to tell her about her "mistake"
Egwene: not likely Mat, I don't think there's ANYBODY here who wont mind being roasted alive in front of a heard of starving Trollocs...
All*shiver*
Mat: * continues to read* hey Perrin, looks like you have a fan
Perrin: 0_0
Faile*glares* she had better not come too close to my Perrin...
Mat: right... well that's one done...
Nyneave: I'll do the next one * takes Review and reads* from Laurina and Eres no she hasn't read all the books, and don't worry, she would never EVER let go of the chance to torture us for your enjoyment-_- and she will make sure to "keep up the good work" don't you worry...
Mat: okay who's gonna do the last one?
Rand* walks over* I will
Mat: hey where's Lanfear?
Rand: oh...*evil smile* lets just say the Trollocs have been fed
Mat: ...oh...
Rand: *takes review and reads it*From Reda, I suppose its great that you love it so much, * Blinks* Mat did a Gollum voice? *Laughs*
Mat*glares* hey its not that funny! She actually had me thinking I was Gollum!
Rand*laughs harder*
Mat* whacks Rand with his black staff thingy*
Rand: X_X *dies*
Eyalne: YOU KILLED MY RANDYPOO!!! * Burns Mat*
Min: NOOOO!!! RAND!!!
Aviendha*sniffs*
Moiraine: the wheel weaves as the wheel wills...
Lan* says nothing*
Nyneave*tugs braid*
Dragon* comes through a magical doorway* okay what's going on here?!?!
Min: RANDS DEAD!!!
Mat*lying neglected on the ground*
Dragon: I can't believe this; I leave them alone for fifteen minutes and look what happens! * Points a finger at Rand and Mat and they both spring to life again*
Min and Elayne: RAND!! * They both jump at him*
Rand: aargh!
Dragon* hands Mat and Rand a cookie each* perhaps next time I will be more careful about leaving u guys alone-_- At least u managed to answer the reviews... oh and where the Trollocs fed?
Rand*evil smile* ooh they were fed alright...
All: ...
Dragon: good^_^ well I had better go and do some homework now... or maybe work some more on another fic... or I could read.... Er... Cya!! *dissapears*
All: ...
Egwene: don't forget to review!!