AN: I was looking for stories to read since reading mine would be pointless and I noticed that there are BUCKETS of stories about Snape's real life. And as I was writing that previous sentence I noticed that I haven't yet thrown sheep in my story! GASP! Yes I know the sheep have not yet been thrown. LETS HAVE A BARBEQUE! No let's learn how to SPELL barbeque! Ya...no let's just read the story.

Harry and Ron decided to go visit Hermione in jail.

"Hermione! So glad to see you!" Ron said when he saw Hermione.

"Hey when did you get here? You weren't with us when we came down here." Hermione asked.

"Oh for craps sakes! Do we really have to tell you about the hippie thing?!" Harry yelled.

"No Harry it's ok. I'm not sure if I want to know. So about this jail thing....IM NOT HAPPY HERE!"

"Well you see Hermione, do the crime, tell the time!" Ron said.

"Actually Ronald I think the expression is you do the crime, you do the time...idiot. Ooh you'll never guess who is in the cell next to me!"

"WHO?!" Harry and Ron said at the same time.

"Is it Draco?" Harry asked.

"Is it Nancy Mckoen?!" Ron asked. They both looked at him funky.

"No no. It's...MARTHA STEWART!" Hermione shouted.

"Wow I don't even want to pretend I care." Ron said. "I'm gettin' hotter by the hour. Loaded. Loaded." Again they looked at him funky.

"Thats gotta stop!" Harry yelled. "So Hermione, Ron and I have to get jobs to get enough money to bail you out of jail."

Ron fell over.

"..."

"Well I guess I'll be dragging Ron out of here now, and leave to do what you jailbirds do." Harry and Ron left.

The "boys" decided to get jobs at the post office. They were there a total of 3 hours because they quit. They tried a few other jobs, but quickly found out that doing something for a living wasn't really their strong point. Suddenly someone bumped into them knocking them all too the ground!

"Watch who you're bumping into!" All three of them said at once.

Harry and Ron opened their eyes to see none other than Draco Malfoy staring back at them. GASP!

"I was wondering when you would find your way down here!" Ron said.

"For your information Ive been here a while. A few days after you died, Dumbledoore commited suicide. The teachers couldnt handle everything so they just killed everyone...except themselves which was SO unfair! Nobody actually killed me. Madam Hooch was coming after me with a scented candle, and when I was running I smacked right into a metal pole and died. Thank god I didn't go like Cho."

"What happened to her?" Harry asked.

"It was very bloody. She was reading a book in the bathroom when McGonnagal came up behind her with her wand."

"What kind of spell did she use?" Ron asked.

"Oh she didn't use any magic she just stabbed Cho many many times with her wand. A bit stupid of a proffeseur but it was a mad rampage, what did you expect?" Draco asked rhetorrically. "I guess Granger got into heaven."

"No! That's laughable." Harry replied. "She's in jail! Were you at our cat buttering party yesterday?"

"No I heard about it though. Sounds like you had fun. And you managed to kill all the cats too. Im impressed."

Ron was looking at them like they were attached at the ear lobe! Those two having a civil conversation was like a donkey giving birth to a parrot.

"What's going on here?" Ron asked.

"Why what do you mean Ronald?" Draco replied/asked/coughed/SLASH!

"You guys cant be nice to eachother its like against some law of physics!" Ron yelled.

"Umm calm down Ron. We have nothing to fight about." Harry said.

"You never had anything to fight about at Hogwarts but did that stop you?...No it didn't! Come on YELL AT EACHOTHER!"

Oh how very not interesting! It's pretty hard to right a story with no plot whatsoever. And its also hard to write write instead of right. YA GO TO HELL!

Complaining Corner!

I feel it's important to bring to your attention that there are way to many Mauraders stories! And when I said way to many I meant WAY TO MANY! Some people don't even know who they me cough They are so insignifigant in the stories (unless I missed a chapter or cant read) that I dont really care about them.

Wow review I'm tired I have to sleep. Need my energy for all that tv Im gonna watch tomorrow