*All the WoT characters are conversing deeply about something in a small
hideaway*
Rand: so its agreed then
Mat: yup, its agreed
Min: so now we know who has to tell Dragon about... her...mistake......
Lan: I still don't see why it has to me!!
Moiarine: BECAUSE Lan, its very obvious she likes YOU the best so she wont take it out as hard^^
Lan: how do you know that?!?!
Elayn: well...the thing is we don't.... but your doing it anyway, after all you ARE a warder
Lan: grrr. You day that for EVERYTHING!!
Moiraine: well its true dear
Nyneave: hey! ONLY IM ALOUD TO CALL HIM THAT!! *Whacks Moiraine* please do it for meee Lan! * Eyes become wide and watery*
Lan: uugh.fine... *leaves*
Moiraine: how DO you do that girl?
*Lan returns several hour later looking as if he had just escaped a herd
of ravenous trollocs*
Nyneave: LAN!! * Runs over to heal him*
Lan: .... I...told...her...*collapses*
Mat: ...0_0;;;
Rand: I am SO glad that wasn't me...
~*~
*Faile walks onto a stage and smiles at the readers*
Faile: um...to Fantasy fan... Dragon would like to thank you for reading her fic and she is glad you enjoyed it.. I have just had a...talk...with her *shudders* and would like to apologise for "over reacting"... I'm glad you like my Perrin so much... And am VERY glad your nothing like...HER-_- I'm glad you like my Perrin so much... Isn't he just the cutest? ^_^
*Faile walks away and Mat replaces her*
Mat: from Squilo Sedai, thanks for the review! Glad you think its great! Now we all get cookies^_^ *runs off stage to get cookies*
~*~ Dragon: I would just like to say now that I will NOT be held responsible for ANY spoilers, if you decided to read past the book your on, that's your fault... SO NO SUEING!!! oh and I don't own WoT, im glad i don't because if i did it would be a bloody mess-_- ENJOY!!
* the curtains open and the light so on as Dragon walks onto the stage grinning evilly waving to the readers*
Dragon: Weeelcome back all to my amazing fic "the things in WoT you didn't see"! Where we show you a bunch of cut scenes from the books and the characters make fools of themselves!
all*glare at Dragon*
Dragon*coughs* aanyway... I would like to introduce you to two very special friends of mine! one of which has made a slight appearance in this fic... the other... while being a vital character hasn't been seen even once!!
???: yeah! its nor fair!!
Dragon: calm down or no cookies for you!
???: ....
Dragon: yeah..ahem... where was I? both of these characters are favies of mine and i am sorry couldn't include them... So here they are! Juilin and Gawyn!!!
Gawyn: Where are Elayne and Egwene?!?!
Juilin* adjusts his weird looking hat*
Dragon: these two wonderful people will be helping me manage the others! right guys?!
Gawyn: Tell me where they are!!!
Juilin*eyes Nyneave*
Dragon: aah... well... anyway after the last chapter... I was going to have these two answering the reviews... but that would be unfair on all the others... SOO Where going to have a vote. YOU tell ME who YOU think should be the official Review answering person! Whoever has the most votes by the next chapter becomes the "review answerer person"
Juilin: I have enough to worry about right now, i don't need to be doing this-_-
Dragon: if your not careful Juilin, then you might just find yourself stewing in a nice big trolloc pot...
Juilin*pales and falls silent*
Dragon: amazing how that works so well^^ anyway, time for the next chappie^^ Oh! and about the vote, if none of the characters "win" then...uh... ill think...of something... Enjoy the next chappie! chapter five, part one...
~*~
* the villiage of Aes Sedai*
* Sian Leane Min and Logain enter the Aes Sedai village, an agelessly faced woman approaches them*
AFW: hello. you are not in a villiage full of Aes Sedai and Warders who are hiding from the white tower
Siuan: .... thats your BEST defence?!?!
AFW: .....yes....
Leane*flirts shamelessly with Logain*
Logain*ignores*
AFW: say... you look familiar... aren't yu that Amyrlin who was stilled?
Siuan: uuh...no...
AFW: oh...are you sure?
Siuan: well if i were stilled i would know-_-
Min: can we please just go to the inn now?!?! I have to run away so i can find Rand and confess my undying love for him regardless of weather he loves me in return!
all*stare at Min*
Min: what? (messed up...i know-_-) ~*~
* Moiraine chooses to obey Rand*
Rand: so you SWEAR that you'll do WHATEVER I say?
Moiraine: yes...
Rand: no matter how foolish or senseless?
Moiraine:..yes
Rand: and all i have to do is listen to your lectres and take advice?
Moiraine: yes
Rand: soooo if i wanted you to dance like a chicken i suppose you would have to?
Moiraine:.....yes.....
Rand: or if i wanted you to sing a bunch or really dirty songs then you would have to?
Moiraine*twitches* ..yes..
Rand: what about Lan can i order him around too?
Moiraine: yes
Rand: cool!
Lan: hey! I dont want that sheepherder bossing me around!
Moiraine: well I cant endure this humiliation alone!!
Lan: so find somebody else!
Moiraine*becomes sulky* no!
Lan: I wont do it
Moiraine: what about the oath al' Lan Mandragoran?!?! What of the oath of the Malkier kings?!?!
Lan*glares* damn woman...
Moiraine*smug*
~*~
*We learn Elaida is Amyrlin*
Elaida* in her pretty office* I'm the Amyrlin so I get to boss all you
other Aes Sedai around now^_^
Random Aes Sedai1 (sorry, dun remember the names): maybe so but did you
HAVE to put up that creepy picture?
Elaida: yes! You all mist witness it's glory and magnificence!!
Ras2: do you even know who that guy is?
Elaida: uh...no...but...that's not the point!!
Ras1: then what IS the point?
Elaida: uuh... the point is that we need to send more free cookie vouchers
to Shienar so they don't turn their backs on us!
All*nod in agreement*
~*~
* some crap happens in Telaranrhiod( i think this was misspelled)*
Nyneave: Birgitte! take me to Mogedian!!
Birgitte: only if i can have a cookie
Nynaeve*gives Birgitte a cookie* NOW take me to Moghedian!
Birgittee: okay^^ *uses freaky teleportation trick*
Nynaeve: where are we?
Moghedian*from underneath them* hehehe my chair is soo pretty^_^
Lanfear: mine is pretter!!
Greadal: mine is prettiest though...
Rahvin*sips his wine* now now ladies lets not start this again, we all
know mine is prettiest
Sammual* sits there and looks menacing*
Lanfear: and now i shall reveal to you all my plan of world domination!!
Greadal: now wait a second! I thought it was agreed that MY chair was
prettiest!!
Rahvin*sips wine unconcernedly*
Sammal* still looks menacing*
Moghedian: MINE IS PRETTIER!!
Greadal: IS NOT!!!
Moghedian: IS TOO!!!
Lanfear*sighs* i think i actally miss having Asmodean here... at least he
was sensible...
Sammual*looks twice as menacing as before* im five times more sensible
then he EVER WAS!!!
Rahvin*sips wine unconcernedly*
Lanfear: oh you WISH
Greadal: IS NOT!!
Moghedian: IS TOO!!
( bleh.....)
~*~
* Aviendha talks too much*
( i would like to point out that anything Aviendha says isnt actually
from the book... i just made it up^_^;;_
Aviendha:...and that is a poisenous rat... To make it edible you have to
suck the blood from its veins using a bamboo straw...
Rand* is falling asleep*
Avidndha:... then spit it out, but if you accidentally swollow any blood
then you have to have sombody cut open your throat and...
Rand: uhuh...* eyes half closed*
Aviendha: and have them suck the blood from you. Of course theres always
a chace they will swallow the blod you swallowed, but thats highly
unlikely...
Rand: uhuh...*stifles a yawn*
Aviendha:... and thats a giant snake, they are edible too, but you have t
remove their fangs, or else you'd suffer great indigestion...
Rand*falls alseep*
Aviendha: then you'll most liely die... and thats a spikey plant thing.
I dont knw what its called but if you touch it then your flesh swells up
and...
Rand: zzzZZzzz
Aviendha*glares and whacks Rand* DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS YOU KNW
THESE THINGS?!?!?!
Rand: okay okay im sorry!!
Aviendha*glares again* So anyway, so your flesh swells up, and goes
purple and starts to bleed and...
Rand: uhuh....* yawn*
~*~
* back in Telaranrhiod...*
Greadal: IS NOT!!
Moghedian: IS TOO!!!
Sammual: IM MORE SENSIBLE THEN ASMODEAN! ADMIT IT!!
Lanfer: NEVER!!!
Rahvin* is now quiet drunk from too many "unconcerned sips" of wine*
Greadal: MINE IS PRETTIER DAMN YOU!!!
Moghedian* starts to channel* MINE IS PRETTIER!!!
Sammual: IF ASMODEAN WAS MORE SENSIBLE THEN ME THEN WHY IS HE LINKED TO
THE DRAGON REBORN!!
Lanfear: GAAH!! YOU DAMN CHOSEN ARE JUST TO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND
ANYTHING!!
Rahvin*passes out*
Lanfear: how on EARTH are we EVER going to achieve ANYTHING like
this?!??!
Greadal* is also passed out due to Moghedian*
Moghedian: HAH!!! mine is PRETTIER!!!
Nyneave: well, as it seems we wont have to worry about THEM for a while
Birgitte: perhaps.. you can never tell with Forsaken...
~*~
Dragon: heh, me ding chapter five in two chappies, just so i dun fall
behind... Hope u enjoyed da first half^^
Perrin: how come i wasnt in it?!
Dragon: because you havent been mentioned in the fith book... yet...
Faile: well thats fine by me.. all the more suffering for them...
Dragon: oh! and i seem to recall saying something about doing something
"extra" at the end of every chapter... Well i have decided.. it shall be
SHORT RANdOM WOT CHARACTER INTERVIEWS!!!! I think well start with Siuan^^
Siuan*pops out f nowhere* uh...?
Dragon: So Siuan! whats it like being Amyrlin?
Siuan: im not.. i was stilled remember?
Dragon: oh yeah... so what was that like?
Siuan: at first i guess it was freaky...
Dragon: REALLY?!?!
Siuan:... but im fine now...
Dragon: ... So.... hows Leane?
Siuan: ask her yourself
Dragon: okaay...uh...so once you'v had revenge on Elaida, what wil you
fill your emptyness with?
Siuan: getting revenge on you*looks dead serious*
Dragon*eyes wide* uh... Okay thats all we have time for! Cya Siuan!
*Siuan dissapears* heh, hope s all had fun! Cya and dun forget to revew
and vte your fav character for Reviewerersonthingy!!!
Mat: Cya!
hideaway*
Rand: so its agreed then
Mat: yup, its agreed
Min: so now we know who has to tell Dragon about... her...mistake......
Lan: I still don't see why it has to me!!
Moiarine: BECAUSE Lan, its very obvious she likes YOU the best so she wont take it out as hard^^
Lan: how do you know that?!?!
Elayn: well...the thing is we don't.... but your doing it anyway, after all you ARE a warder
Lan: grrr. You day that for EVERYTHING!!
Moiraine: well its true dear
Nyneave: hey! ONLY IM ALOUD TO CALL HIM THAT!! *Whacks Moiraine* please do it for meee Lan! * Eyes become wide and watery*
Lan: uugh.fine... *leaves*
Moiraine: how DO you do that girl?
*Lan returns several hour later looking as if he had just escaped a herd
of ravenous trollocs*
Nyneave: LAN!! * Runs over to heal him*
Lan: .... I...told...her...*collapses*
Mat: ...0_0;;;
Rand: I am SO glad that wasn't me...
~*~
*Faile walks onto a stage and smiles at the readers*
Faile: um...to Fantasy fan... Dragon would like to thank you for reading her fic and she is glad you enjoyed it.. I have just had a...talk...with her *shudders* and would like to apologise for "over reacting"... I'm glad you like my Perrin so much... And am VERY glad your nothing like...HER-_- I'm glad you like my Perrin so much... Isn't he just the cutest? ^_^
*Faile walks away and Mat replaces her*
Mat: from Squilo Sedai, thanks for the review! Glad you think its great! Now we all get cookies^_^ *runs off stage to get cookies*
~*~ Dragon: I would just like to say now that I will NOT be held responsible for ANY spoilers, if you decided to read past the book your on, that's your fault... SO NO SUEING!!! oh and I don't own WoT, im glad i don't because if i did it would be a bloody mess-_- ENJOY!!
* the curtains open and the light so on as Dragon walks onto the stage grinning evilly waving to the readers*
Dragon: Weeelcome back all to my amazing fic "the things in WoT you didn't see"! Where we show you a bunch of cut scenes from the books and the characters make fools of themselves!
all*glare at Dragon*
Dragon*coughs* aanyway... I would like to introduce you to two very special friends of mine! one of which has made a slight appearance in this fic... the other... while being a vital character hasn't been seen even once!!
???: yeah! its nor fair!!
Dragon: calm down or no cookies for you!
???: ....
Dragon: yeah..ahem... where was I? both of these characters are favies of mine and i am sorry couldn't include them... So here they are! Juilin and Gawyn!!!
Gawyn: Where are Elayne and Egwene?!?!
Juilin* adjusts his weird looking hat*
Dragon: these two wonderful people will be helping me manage the others! right guys?!
Gawyn: Tell me where they are!!!
Juilin*eyes Nyneave*
Dragon: aah... well... anyway after the last chapter... I was going to have these two answering the reviews... but that would be unfair on all the others... SOO Where going to have a vote. YOU tell ME who YOU think should be the official Review answering person! Whoever has the most votes by the next chapter becomes the "review answerer person"
Juilin: I have enough to worry about right now, i don't need to be doing this-_-
Dragon: if your not careful Juilin, then you might just find yourself stewing in a nice big trolloc pot...
Juilin*pales and falls silent*
Dragon: amazing how that works so well^^ anyway, time for the next chappie^^ Oh! and about the vote, if none of the characters "win" then...uh... ill think...of something... Enjoy the next chappie! chapter five, part one...
~*~
* the villiage of Aes Sedai*
* Sian Leane Min and Logain enter the Aes Sedai village, an agelessly faced woman approaches them*
AFW: hello. you are not in a villiage full of Aes Sedai and Warders who are hiding from the white tower
Siuan: .... thats your BEST defence?!?!
AFW: .....yes....
Leane*flirts shamelessly with Logain*
Logain*ignores*
AFW: say... you look familiar... aren't yu that Amyrlin who was stilled?
Siuan: uuh...no...
AFW: oh...are you sure?
Siuan: well if i were stilled i would know-_-
Min: can we please just go to the inn now?!?! I have to run away so i can find Rand and confess my undying love for him regardless of weather he loves me in return!
all*stare at Min*
Min: what? (messed up...i know-_-) ~*~
* Moiraine chooses to obey Rand*
Rand: so you SWEAR that you'll do WHATEVER I say?
Moiraine: yes...
Rand: no matter how foolish or senseless?
Moiraine:..yes
Rand: and all i have to do is listen to your lectres and take advice?
Moiraine: yes
Rand: soooo if i wanted you to dance like a chicken i suppose you would have to?
Moiraine:.....yes.....
Rand: or if i wanted you to sing a bunch or really dirty songs then you would have to?
Moiraine*twitches* ..yes..
Rand: what about Lan can i order him around too?
Moiraine: yes
Rand: cool!
Lan: hey! I dont want that sheepherder bossing me around!
Moiraine: well I cant endure this humiliation alone!!
Lan: so find somebody else!
Moiraine*becomes sulky* no!
Lan: I wont do it
Moiraine: what about the oath al' Lan Mandragoran?!?! What of the oath of the Malkier kings?!?!
Lan*glares* damn woman...
Moiraine*smug*
~*~
*We learn Elaida is Amyrlin*
Elaida* in her pretty office* I'm the Amyrlin so I get to boss all you
other Aes Sedai around now^_^
Random Aes Sedai1 (sorry, dun remember the names): maybe so but did you
HAVE to put up that creepy picture?
Elaida: yes! You all mist witness it's glory and magnificence!!
Ras2: do you even know who that guy is?
Elaida: uh...no...but...that's not the point!!
Ras1: then what IS the point?
Elaida: uuh... the point is that we need to send more free cookie vouchers
to Shienar so they don't turn their backs on us!
All*nod in agreement*
~*~
* some crap happens in Telaranrhiod( i think this was misspelled)*
Nyneave: Birgitte! take me to Mogedian!!
Birgitte: only if i can have a cookie
Nynaeve*gives Birgitte a cookie* NOW take me to Moghedian!
Birgittee: okay^^ *uses freaky teleportation trick*
Nynaeve: where are we?
Moghedian*from underneath them* hehehe my chair is soo pretty^_^
Lanfear: mine is pretter!!
Greadal: mine is prettiest though...
Rahvin*sips his wine* now now ladies lets not start this again, we all
know mine is prettiest
Sammual* sits there and looks menacing*
Lanfear: and now i shall reveal to you all my plan of world domination!!
Greadal: now wait a second! I thought it was agreed that MY chair was
prettiest!!
Rahvin*sips wine unconcernedly*
Sammal* still looks menacing*
Moghedian: MINE IS PRETTIER!!
Greadal: IS NOT!!!
Moghedian: IS TOO!!!
Lanfear*sighs* i think i actally miss having Asmodean here... at least he
was sensible...
Sammual*looks twice as menacing as before* im five times more sensible
then he EVER WAS!!!
Rahvin*sips wine unconcernedly*
Lanfear: oh you WISH
Greadal: IS NOT!!
Moghedian: IS TOO!!
( bleh.....)
~*~
* Aviendha talks too much*
( i would like to point out that anything Aviendha says isnt actually
from the book... i just made it up^_^;;_
Aviendha:...and that is a poisenous rat... To make it edible you have to
suck the blood from its veins using a bamboo straw...
Rand* is falling asleep*
Avidndha:... then spit it out, but if you accidentally swollow any blood
then you have to have sombody cut open your throat and...
Rand: uhuh...* eyes half closed*
Aviendha: and have them suck the blood from you. Of course theres always
a chace they will swallow the blod you swallowed, but thats highly
unlikely...
Rand: uhuh...*stifles a yawn*
Aviendha:... and thats a giant snake, they are edible too, but you have t
remove their fangs, or else you'd suffer great indigestion...
Rand*falls alseep*
Aviendha: then you'll most liely die... and thats a spikey plant thing.
I dont knw what its called but if you touch it then your flesh swells up
and...
Rand: zzzZZzzz
Aviendha*glares and whacks Rand* DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS YOU KNW
THESE THINGS?!?!?!
Rand: okay okay im sorry!!
Aviendha*glares again* So anyway, so your flesh swells up, and goes
purple and starts to bleed and...
Rand: uhuh....* yawn*
~*~
* back in Telaranrhiod...*
Greadal: IS NOT!!
Moghedian: IS TOO!!!
Sammual: IM MORE SENSIBLE THEN ASMODEAN! ADMIT IT!!
Lanfer: NEVER!!!
Rahvin* is now quiet drunk from too many "unconcerned sips" of wine*
Greadal: MINE IS PRETTIER DAMN YOU!!!
Moghedian* starts to channel* MINE IS PRETTIER!!!
Sammual: IF ASMODEAN WAS MORE SENSIBLE THEN ME THEN WHY IS HE LINKED TO
THE DRAGON REBORN!!
Lanfear: GAAH!! YOU DAMN CHOSEN ARE JUST TO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND
ANYTHING!!
Rahvin*passes out*
Lanfear: how on EARTH are we EVER going to achieve ANYTHING like
this?!??!
Greadal* is also passed out due to Moghedian*
Moghedian: HAH!!! mine is PRETTIER!!!
Nyneave: well, as it seems we wont have to worry about THEM for a while
Birgitte: perhaps.. you can never tell with Forsaken...
~*~
Dragon: heh, me ding chapter five in two chappies, just so i dun fall
behind... Hope u enjoyed da first half^^
Perrin: how come i wasnt in it?!
Dragon: because you havent been mentioned in the fith book... yet...
Faile: well thats fine by me.. all the more suffering for them...
Dragon: oh! and i seem to recall saying something about doing something
"extra" at the end of every chapter... Well i have decided.. it shall be
SHORT RANdOM WOT CHARACTER INTERVIEWS!!!! I think well start with Siuan^^
Siuan*pops out f nowhere* uh...?
Dragon: So Siuan! whats it like being Amyrlin?
Siuan: im not.. i was stilled remember?
Dragon: oh yeah... so what was that like?
Siuan: at first i guess it was freaky...
Dragon: REALLY?!?!
Siuan:... but im fine now...
Dragon: ... So.... hows Leane?
Siuan: ask her yourself
Dragon: okaay...uh...so once you'v had revenge on Elaida, what wil you
fill your emptyness with?
Siuan: getting revenge on you*looks dead serious*
Dragon*eyes wide* uh... Okay thats all we have time for! Cya Siuan!
*Siuan dissapears* heh, hope s all had fun! Cya and dun forget to revew
and vte your fav character for Reviewerersonthingy!!!
Mat: Cya!