Dragon:Hey people!! its time for another dazzling chapter of the things in WoT you DIDNT SEE!!!
Juilin: thats right, time for me and Gawyn here watch as our fellow WoT buddies get tortured and humiliated...
Dragon: hey dont be so negetave! dont you find joy in the fact that your maing WoT fans everywhere happy?
Gawyn:no
Juilin: we couldent care less actally
Dragon: well who cares about your opinion anyway-_- aaand now for the reviews!!
from Laurina and Eres! hmm, Elaida huh? i like that idea! aand since nobody else voted it loks lie ELAIDA IS NOW THE OFFICIAL REvIEW ANSWERING PeRSON!!! effecive as of now^_^ and Fantasyfan, Faile is very glad you forgive her, she's been saved a god deal of...discomfort...*coughcough*
Elaida*appears out of nowhere* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Dragon: congradulations Eldaida! how do you feel about yor new job in Randland?
Elaida: who is going to be Amyrlin in my place?!?!
Dragon: we have a replacement Amyrlin... dont worry
*at the white tower*
AesSedaiCouncilGirl1:is it just me.. oris there something odd about the new Amyrlin?
AScG2: hmm, theres definently somehting wrong... but i dont know what...
Lanfear: hahahaha BRING THE DRAGON TO ME!! LEWS THERIN SHALL BE MIINE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
* back to Dragon...*
Dragon: and by the way, i'm going to keep putting interludes in this story, this is because i dont wanna rush reading the books, but i dont want to take ages updating it! so this way we keep everyone happy^^
Juilin: can we hurry up and start?
Gawyn: yeah! we have important things to do!
Dragon:: sighs :: okay fine, so anyway, on to the next chappie!!!
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*Galad confronts Nyneave Uno and Regan in the alley*
Galad:: in an austin powers voice:: hey there baby! do i make you horny
Nyneave: WHAT did you just call me?!?!
:: austin powers music plays nd Galad starts to dance ::
Galad: do i make you horny baby really do i!?
Nyneave: aargh!! make him stop!! :: covers eyes ::
Galad: oh yeah baby!! :: continues to dance ::
Uno and Regan:: cover their eyes :: GAAaHh!! MY EYES!!! THEY BUUURN!!
Galad: YEAH BABY YEAH!!
~*~
*Luca proposes to Nyneave...part1*
Luca: Nyneave... will you marry me?!
Nyneave: no, sorry but im in love with sombody else... somebody tall and strong and handsome...
Luca: okay i get it, theres no need for you to continue..
Nyneave: and manly and brave and rugged...*swoons*
~*~
*Luca proposes, part2*
Nyneave: alright this had better be quick Luca, im in a hurry
Luca: Nyneave...* dramaticly romantic music starts to play* it was obvious since the day i met you that we were made for each other...
Nyneave: oh light... this is going to take forever...
Luca:... and i always knew this day of parting would come... but...* bursts into song* iiiiiii Wiillll alwaayyss loovee yoooouuuuuu
Nyneave: look, i have to go soon okay? nothing you say will change my mind so hurry up!!
Luca*sighs* well... its obvious there will be no pursuading you... but i want you to know that... *starts singing again* youuull be in my heeaart
Nyneave:-_-;
~*~
* Lan leaves to find his new Aes Sedai*
Rand: Lan im REALLY sorry about Moiraine, its all my fault for being too much of a wuss and not killing Lanfear when i had the chance!
Lan* suddenly sounds like Moiraine* the wheel weaves as the wheel wills...
Rand: what?
Lan: nothing! * mounts his horse* i must go on a perilous journey and find my inner self...
Rand: i thought you were supposed to be finding this other Aes Sedai girl Moiraine secretly bonded you to?
Lan: ... i suppose i could do that too...
Rand: what will i tell Nyneave when i see her next?
Lan: um... tell her i joined the Italian Mafia
Rand: the what?
Lan: um... or you could just tell her i fell in love with the aes sedai girl...
Rand: okay ill tel her that... but something tells me that'll be endangering your new Aes Sedai's life...
Lan: ...
Rand: so i suppose your going now?
Lan: yeah...
Rand: ...
Lan: ... * rides into the sunset*
~*~
*Rahvin kills all those peoples...*
Rahvin*from wherever he is* muhahahaha ill kill them all!! im SO LEET DUDE!!! * uses his thunder thingy*
Mat*who for no real reason thinks he's some andoran general* Mia ayende, aes sedai!! Cabalein misain ye!! inde maugdhe Aes sedai misain ye!! Mia ayende!!!! Carai an Ellisande!! dovie' andi se tovya sagain!!! *is struck by lighting*
Avi*sniffs distainfully and is struck by lightning*
Asmodean* plays some random dramatic music on his harp and isnt afected by lightning*
Rand: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! CURSe YOU RAHVIN!!!! *runs around in circles flailing his arms*
Asmodean* still playing dramatic music* um... Rand...
Rand: ...yes?
Asmodean: dont you wanna go kill Rahvin?
Rand: ...oh yeah...
* runs after Rahvin*
~*~
Dragon: onve again we have a short chapter... oh and im SO SORRY its SO LATE!!! i didnt mea for this to happen!!
Juilin: riiiight
Dragon*glares* shut up Juilin... i promise ill try and not be so late with the updates, but right now mu brother has only just began reading ToW6, so i have to wait for him to finish... But that wont stop me, ill just have to "improvise"
Mat: why do i not like the sound of that...
Gawyn: because thats Dragon, and she is going to torture us all untill the wheel stops turning, and if she has anything to do with it, it wont.
Mat: oh...
Dragon: dont be so downhearted! at least you get free cookies!! oh and for those of you who have no idea what mat was saying r couldent be bothered to find out, a vague translation would be " i am a free man aes sedai! i am no aes sedai meat! for the honar of the rose and the sun! time to toss the dice!"
Mat: you know, that made no sense at all-_-
Dragon: well thats the point mat dearie
Mat: i hate you
Dragon: well, you dont hate me yet, but yu will soon *points finger at Mat*
Mat: Maud' drin tia dar allende caba'drin rhadiem!! *blinks and glares at Dragon*
Rand: did she just do what i think se did?
Mat: Los Valdar Cuebiyari!!
Moiraine: i believe so...
Nyneave: you mean...
Moiraine: thats right child, Mat can only speak in old tongue now...
Rand: but...why Dragon?!?!
Dragon: hehehe, i dont ave to tell you, but what i CAN do... *points finger at Rand*
Rand*shouts* LYENNA! foRGIVE MEEE!!! FORGIVE ME LYENNA!!!!
Elayn: WHAT HAVE YOU done TO MY RANDYPOO?!?!
Dragon: hehe, i gave Lews Therin controll over his body...
Rand: LYENNA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mat* continues to ramble nonsense in old tongue*
Dragon: i am soo evil... hehehhe
Nyneave: you make them normal right now!!
Dragon: i dont have to... i like them the way they are now^^
Nyneave: i hate you
Dragon: thats what Mat said
Rand* continues to ramble about "Lyenna"
Dragon: and now... its time for the RANDOM WOT INTERVIEW THINGY!!! we are going to randomly interview... MOIRAINE!!!
Moiraine:....
Dragon: so Moiraine, whats it like being Aes Sedai?
Moiraine: its okay i guess...
Dragon: and are you being taught to be manipulative come with being taught to channel? or is it just something natural that happens to all Aes Sedai?
Moiraine: it just comes natrally i guess... its like a bad habit...
Dragon: whats it like having a warder?
Moiraine: ...not bad...
Dragon: can i have yours?
Moiraine: i wouldent give Lan up for the world
Dragon: suure, i suppose thats why you did that weird bond switching thingy
Moiraine: its not like i had a choice you know! it was either that or let him run back to the borderlands and let himself get slaughtered by some halfman...
Dragon: i suppose it was for the greater good... what do you have to say to all those Moiraine-haters out there?
Moiraine* turns to Moiraine haters* why do you hate me so much? its not like i ENJOY making people suffer, these things must be done. besides im dead now, and i most likely wont be coming back. so you can all stop worrying about me
Dragon: aaw poor Moiry
Moiraine: dont call me that and DONT give me sympathy
Dragon:...
Moiraine: is this interview over yet?
Dragon: ...yeah i guess... * turns spontaniously to readers* but dont worry peoples! I'm not about to disclude Moiraine just because she threw herself at Lanfear and "killed" them both in that doorway thing... after all, being a Moiraine fan myself, i cant really believe shes dead...
Moiraine: thats all very touching... but can i please go now?
Dragon: gaah, fine.. *cough* well i guess its time to go, but what's in store for the next chapter? Will they find some way to bring Mat back to normal? can Rand regain conrtoll of his body again? Will Lan find his inner self? come back next time to find out! and once again forgive the lateness! i wont let it happen again, please dont forget to review!
Toodles!!
Juilin: thats right, time for me and Gawyn here watch as our fellow WoT buddies get tortured and humiliated...
Dragon: hey dont be so negetave! dont you find joy in the fact that your maing WoT fans everywhere happy?
Gawyn:no
Juilin: we couldent care less actally
Dragon: well who cares about your opinion anyway-_- aaand now for the reviews!!
from Laurina and Eres! hmm, Elaida huh? i like that idea! aand since nobody else voted it loks lie ELAIDA IS NOW THE OFFICIAL REvIEW ANSWERING PeRSON!!! effecive as of now^_^ and Fantasyfan, Faile is very glad you forgive her, she's been saved a god deal of...discomfort...*coughcough*
Elaida*appears out of nowhere* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Dragon: congradulations Eldaida! how do you feel about yor new job in Randland?
Elaida: who is going to be Amyrlin in my place?!?!
Dragon: we have a replacement Amyrlin... dont worry
*at the white tower*
AesSedaiCouncilGirl1:is it just me.. oris there something odd about the new Amyrlin?
AScG2: hmm, theres definently somehting wrong... but i dont know what...
Lanfear: hahahaha BRING THE DRAGON TO ME!! LEWS THERIN SHALL BE MIINE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
* back to Dragon...*
Dragon: and by the way, i'm going to keep putting interludes in this story, this is because i dont wanna rush reading the books, but i dont want to take ages updating it! so this way we keep everyone happy^^
Juilin: can we hurry up and start?
Gawyn: yeah! we have important things to do!
Dragon:: sighs :: okay fine, so anyway, on to the next chappie!!!
~*~
*Galad confronts Nyneave Uno and Regan in the alley*
Galad:: in an austin powers voice:: hey there baby! do i make you horny
Nyneave: WHAT did you just call me?!?!
:: austin powers music plays nd Galad starts to dance ::
Galad: do i make you horny baby really do i!?
Nyneave: aargh!! make him stop!! :: covers eyes ::
Galad: oh yeah baby!! :: continues to dance ::
Uno and Regan:: cover their eyes :: GAAaHh!! MY EYES!!! THEY BUUURN!!
Galad: YEAH BABY YEAH!!
~*~
*Luca proposes to Nyneave...part1*
Luca: Nyneave... will you marry me?!
Nyneave: no, sorry but im in love with sombody else... somebody tall and strong and handsome...
Luca: okay i get it, theres no need for you to continue..
Nyneave: and manly and brave and rugged...*swoons*
~*~
*Luca proposes, part2*
Nyneave: alright this had better be quick Luca, im in a hurry
Luca: Nyneave...* dramaticly romantic music starts to play* it was obvious since the day i met you that we were made for each other...
Nyneave: oh light... this is going to take forever...
Luca:... and i always knew this day of parting would come... but...* bursts into song* iiiiiii Wiillll alwaayyss loovee yoooouuuuuu
Nyneave: look, i have to go soon okay? nothing you say will change my mind so hurry up!!
Luca*sighs* well... its obvious there will be no pursuading you... but i want you to know that... *starts singing again* youuull be in my heeaart
Nyneave:-_-;
~*~
* Lan leaves to find his new Aes Sedai*
Rand: Lan im REALLY sorry about Moiraine, its all my fault for being too much of a wuss and not killing Lanfear when i had the chance!
Lan* suddenly sounds like Moiraine* the wheel weaves as the wheel wills...
Rand: what?
Lan: nothing! * mounts his horse* i must go on a perilous journey and find my inner self...
Rand: i thought you were supposed to be finding this other Aes Sedai girl Moiraine secretly bonded you to?
Lan: ... i suppose i could do that too...
Rand: what will i tell Nyneave when i see her next?
Lan: um... tell her i joined the Italian Mafia
Rand: the what?
Lan: um... or you could just tell her i fell in love with the aes sedai girl...
Rand: okay ill tel her that... but something tells me that'll be endangering your new Aes Sedai's life...
Lan: ...
Rand: so i suppose your going now?
Lan: yeah...
Rand: ...
Lan: ... * rides into the sunset*
~*~
*Rahvin kills all those peoples...*
Rahvin*from wherever he is* muhahahaha ill kill them all!! im SO LEET DUDE!!! * uses his thunder thingy*
Mat*who for no real reason thinks he's some andoran general* Mia ayende, aes sedai!! Cabalein misain ye!! inde maugdhe Aes sedai misain ye!! Mia ayende!!!! Carai an Ellisande!! dovie' andi se tovya sagain!!! *is struck by lighting*
Avi*sniffs distainfully and is struck by lightning*
Asmodean* plays some random dramatic music on his harp and isnt afected by lightning*
Rand: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! CURSe YOU RAHVIN!!!! *runs around in circles flailing his arms*
Asmodean* still playing dramatic music* um... Rand...
Rand: ...yes?
Asmodean: dont you wanna go kill Rahvin?
Rand: ...oh yeah...
* runs after Rahvin*
~*~
Dragon: onve again we have a short chapter... oh and im SO SORRY its SO LATE!!! i didnt mea for this to happen!!
Juilin: riiiight
Dragon*glares* shut up Juilin... i promise ill try and not be so late with the updates, but right now mu brother has only just began reading ToW6, so i have to wait for him to finish... But that wont stop me, ill just have to "improvise"
Mat: why do i not like the sound of that...
Gawyn: because thats Dragon, and she is going to torture us all untill the wheel stops turning, and if she has anything to do with it, it wont.
Mat: oh...
Dragon: dont be so downhearted! at least you get free cookies!! oh and for those of you who have no idea what mat was saying r couldent be bothered to find out, a vague translation would be " i am a free man aes sedai! i am no aes sedai meat! for the honar of the rose and the sun! time to toss the dice!"
Mat: you know, that made no sense at all-_-
Dragon: well thats the point mat dearie
Mat: i hate you
Dragon: well, you dont hate me yet, but yu will soon *points finger at Mat*
Mat: Maud' drin tia dar allende caba'drin rhadiem!! *blinks and glares at Dragon*
Rand: did she just do what i think se did?
Mat: Los Valdar Cuebiyari!!
Moiraine: i believe so...
Nyneave: you mean...
Moiraine: thats right child, Mat can only speak in old tongue now...
Rand: but...why Dragon?!?!
Dragon: hehehe, i dont ave to tell you, but what i CAN do... *points finger at Rand*
Rand*shouts* LYENNA! foRGIVE MEEE!!! FORGIVE ME LYENNA!!!!
Elayn: WHAT HAVE YOU done TO MY RANDYPOO?!?!
Dragon: hehe, i gave Lews Therin controll over his body...
Rand: LYENNA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mat* continues to ramble nonsense in old tongue*
Dragon: i am soo evil... hehehhe
Nyneave: you make them normal right now!!
Dragon: i dont have to... i like them the way they are now^^
Nyneave: i hate you
Dragon: thats what Mat said
Rand* continues to ramble about "Lyenna"
Dragon: and now... its time for the RANDOM WOT INTERVIEW THINGY!!! we are going to randomly interview... MOIRAINE!!!
Moiraine:....
Dragon: so Moiraine, whats it like being Aes Sedai?
Moiraine: its okay i guess...
Dragon: and are you being taught to be manipulative come with being taught to channel? or is it just something natural that happens to all Aes Sedai?
Moiraine: it just comes natrally i guess... its like a bad habit...
Dragon: whats it like having a warder?
Moiraine: ...not bad...
Dragon: can i have yours?
Moiraine: i wouldent give Lan up for the world
Dragon: suure, i suppose thats why you did that weird bond switching thingy
Moiraine: its not like i had a choice you know! it was either that or let him run back to the borderlands and let himself get slaughtered by some halfman...
Dragon: i suppose it was for the greater good... what do you have to say to all those Moiraine-haters out there?
Moiraine* turns to Moiraine haters* why do you hate me so much? its not like i ENJOY making people suffer, these things must be done. besides im dead now, and i most likely wont be coming back. so you can all stop worrying about me
Dragon: aaw poor Moiry
Moiraine: dont call me that and DONT give me sympathy
Dragon:...
Moiraine: is this interview over yet?
Dragon: ...yeah i guess... * turns spontaniously to readers* but dont worry peoples! I'm not about to disclude Moiraine just because she threw herself at Lanfear and "killed" them both in that doorway thing... after all, being a Moiraine fan myself, i cant really believe shes dead...
Moiraine: thats all very touching... but can i please go now?
Dragon: gaah, fine.. *cough* well i guess its time to go, but what's in store for the next chapter? Will they find some way to bring Mat back to normal? can Rand regain conrtoll of his body again? Will Lan find his inner self? come back next time to find out! and once again forgive the lateness! i wont let it happen again, please dont forget to review!
Toodles!!