* some random lights are turned on, Elaida walks onto the random stage that seems to appear every now And then, and, with a dangerouse, meaningfull glare from dragon, she speaks*
Elaida: Welcome back everyone to "the things in WoT you didnt see" im the official reviewer person... thanks to that damn reviewer who wanted to torture me *mutters darkly then contines quickly with another glare from dragon* anyway... since im the "official reviewer person" its my job to open these bloody chapters... and hopefully thats all i'll have to do.
Dragon: dontcount on it,just because you have to answer reviews it doesnt mean you get out of being tortured *laughs insanely*
Elaida*mutters some more before continuing* and now for the reviews...*pulls out a small piece of paper* from Laurina and Eres... wow... you really like her writing that much?! really, fans these days...
Dragon*glares meaningfully*
Elaida*coughcough* anyway... aah, so YOUR the one who had me voted as Review answerer!! I'll have my revenge on you!! i have connections at the tower!! IM THE AMYRLIN!!
Moiraine*appears out ofnowhere* yeah, FORMER amyrlin... although i must say the replacement isnt much of an improvement...
Elaida: stupid Moiraine... your supposed to be dead!!
Moirine: yeah but Dragon said i can stay here^_^
Elaida*glare* stupid dragon...*continues reading review* uugh.. what do you SEE in her?!?! just because she's so mystarious and...uh...
Thom: beautifull?
Perrin: demanding?
Egwene: WONderfull?
Rand: ILYENNA!! NOOOOOO!!!
Elaida*cries* go away you Moiraine-lovers!! let me finish my review answering in peace! *reads on and sighs* dont worry, Moiraine wont be leaving anytime soon..
Moiraine: damn straight!
Elaida:-_- anyway thats one review done... *pulls out another piece of paper* from Mystic weaver... yes... Hilarious for you... tortrous murdur for us... nobody ever thinks of the poor characters who suffer*sniffs*
Asmodean: dont be such a drama queen Elaida, so far you'v got it easy in the books... your AMYRLIN man!!
Elaida: whatever... *continues to read* LAN?!?! why would ANYONE want to interview that living lump of stone?
Dragon: HEY!! NOBODY INSULTS LAN IN FRONT OF ME!!! * whacks Elaida with Callandor*
Asmodean: isnt that Rand's?
Rand:ILYENNA MY LOVE!!! FORGIIIVE MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Dragon*hides sword behind her back* um....no..
ElaidaX_X
Lan: ...
Dragon: well, i'll answer the last reviews seeing as Elaida is incapable of anything other than lying there *pokes Elaida with Callandor*
Rand: ILYENNA FORGIVE ME!!! *runs around in circles*
Dragon* pulls out another piece of paper* from Zsych, *blinks* Berelain? Lanfear? what on earth?
Lanfear*comes through a magic doorway* somebody call for me?
Moiraine* jumps at her so and pushes them both back through the magic doorway*
Dragon: and no, im not a guy...
Min: ...unfortunatly...
Perrin: 0_o
Mat:0_o
Lan*stony warder stare*
Dragon: um... what are you implying there Min?0_o
Min: uh... nothing!! nothing at all!!
Drgon: riight...* mutters* gonna have to watch out for her...*reads on* the gollumn part haha yeah
Mat*glares*
Dragon: hehe* gets the next letter* also from Zsych, uh...
Perrin* takes the paper and reads* .... better not show this to Moiraine...
Dragon: no... i think not...
Perrin:... or Nyneave for that matter...
Dragon* reads the rest of the letter* hehe, yeah i know, i had alot of fun with those scenes^^
Lan*flinches*
Moiraine* looks amused*
Nyneave: i just cant believe you made me act like such a schoolgirl in the last chapter *glares*
Dragon: hehe yeah i know, thats why its so fun!
Nyneave*mutters*
Dragon: and i finished reading book five just a while ago, but cant start book msx untill my brther finishes it...-_- dont worry Weaver! ill be happy to interview Lan for you!
Moiraie:...
Lan:...
Dragon: well thats it for the reviews!!
Mat* says something in old tongue*
Dragon: ah... forgot about that hehe
Mat*mutters angrily in old tongue*
Min: soo... what now?
Dragon: we go on to the next part of the ficcie^^
Mat*had become oddly silent*
Min: what part?
Dragon: my plan *evil grin*
Rand: ILYENNA!!!! ILYENAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Elayn: could you pleease give Rand controll over his body again?!?! i cant stand seeing him like thisT_T
Dragon: thats your faul for falling for him.. he's better this way^^
Moiraine: how so?
Dragon: well for one thing he's utterly insane!
Lan: thats a good thing?
Dragon: very^^
Rand* grabs Nyneaves arm* ILYENNA!!! MY LOVE!!!
Nyneave: AAAAKK!! GET IT OFF!!!
Dragon: oh fine, we need him for what wer doing this chapter anyways * turns rand into himself again*
Rand* realises he's clutching Nyneave;s arm* AAAAAK!!! DONT HURT ME!! *runs*
Nyneave: GET BACK HERE RAND!! I'LL GIVE YOU A GOOD STRAPPING!!! *chases rand with a hige club*
Dragon: and Mat will need his voice too *points to Mat*
Mat: I CAN SPEAK AGAIN!!! * dances a jig*
Dragon: and now for todays..thingy... wer gonna play a little game^^
Egwene*claps hands* i love games!!
Thom: game?
Dragon: NO Thom not the game of houses-_-
Thom*looks relieved*
Dragon: heres the "game" i ask a question and each of you have to answer
Rand: thats an odd game
Mat: well, if we have to play it can we hurry up? i wanna go to sleepT_T
Dragon: okay fine... first Question is... why is Rand the dragon reborn?
Moiraine: because thats how the wheel weaves
Rand: i am who i am
Mat: he is who he is
Perrin*spends a long time contemplating the question*
Lan*stony warder stare*
Min: because the viewings are never wrong
Aviendha: because it was Prophesised
Egwene: what Moiraine Sedai said
Nyneave*tugs braid*
Juilin: it makes no difference who the Dragon is, as long as they fufil the...thingy...
Gawyn: it doesnt matter, as long as Egwene and Elayne are safe!
Galad: Egwene is Mine!!
Berelain: who cares? Perrin is sexier *winks suggestively at Perrin*
Faile: DONT you DARE!! *gets ready to punch Berelain*
Thom: because thats life
Elayne: i dont care! i love him anyway!! *hugs Rand*
Lanfear: because he is Lews Therin... and Lews Therin is MINE!! SO NO TOUCHY!!
Rahvin*sips wine unconcernedly*
Asmodean: i wouldent know, i'm just a bard *whistles innocently*
Moghedian: i dont care about the Dragon, wheres that Braided bimbo?
Nyneave: eep *hides behind Lan*
Leane: can i flirt with him?
Siuan: because...just because...
Elaide: who cares? as long as he fights at Tarmon Gaidon
Rand: dont remind me T_T
Dragon: um.. some interesting answers there... okay one more question for this chapter...why is MY name Dragon if RAND is the dragon?
Rand: because your a false Dragon
Mat: because your in love with Rand and are hoping of winning his affetctions by using his title?
Min: uh...
Lanfear: because... NO TOUCHY!!
Moiraine: the wheel weaves...
Lan: its a coincidence... unless thats what you want us to think *suspiciously eyes Dragon*
Juilin: because your a lame Rand Wannabe
Gawyn: because your actually his evil counterpart?!?!
Galad: Egwene is MINE!!
Nyneave: because your weird
Egwene: because you ACTUALLY an evil Seanchan Suldam in disguise!! I SHALL NOT BE COLLARED AGAIN!!
Perrin*still contemplating first question*
Faile: so what if your name is Dragon.. MY name means Falcon, you dont see people asking me why do you?
Berelain: Perrin, come to Melane with me! (i know i spelt it wrong-_-)
Faile*glares at Berelain* im warning you princess...
Asmodean: i wouldent know, im just a humble bard *plays music innocently*
Moghedian: WHERE IS NYNEAVE?!?!?
Nyneave*still hiding behind Lan*
Rahvin*is drunk again* because...because... hey theres two of everything! *giggles and passes out*
Thom: because you play the game of houses and you hope to confuse all the other lords and nobles in some twisted way
Elayn: um... uh...
Aviendha*sniffs distainfully* because your a sick and evil person
Dragon: interesting answers0_0;; well.. you know what time it is now!! ITS THE RANDOM WOT INTERVIEW!!!!
all: ...
Dragon: and today, by "special" request, we are interviewing... LAN!!!
Lan: ... wonderfull...
Dragon: So Lan, hows life as a Warder?
Lan: ...its just fine
Dragon: it must be cool knowing your the most uber l337 warder in the world
Lan: ...-_-
Dragon: *mutters* well this is a sucsess... why do you wear that weird looking headband?
Lan: because
Dragon: thats not an answer
Lan*stony warder stare*
Dragon: those cloak thingies r cool! what material are they made of?
Lan: if i told you that would have to kill you
Dragon: okay...can i have one?
Lan: no
Dragon: damn ...
Lan: ...
*long silece*
Dragon: hey i have a question!
Lan: well thats new...
Dragon: no i meant a REAL question *grins evilly*
Lan: ...
Dragon: who do you like more? Moiraine or Nyneave?
Lan: 0_O;;;
Dragon: hehehehe=)
Lan: ...do i have to answer that?
Dragon: well...either that or you'll have to be my slave for the next chapter
Lan: okay
Dragon: ...really?
Lan: as long as i dont have to answer the question...
Dragon: man... that guy has some serious issues...
Lan* stalks away somwhere, his l337 cloak making him dissapear*
Mat: well thats all for this chapter folks!! tune in next time where we'll be answering more stupid questions, answering more reviews, and some other poor soul shall get interviewed!!
Dragon: yeah! and remember to send in your interview requests! Dragon loves to interview peoples^^
Mat: yeah we noticed
Dragon: ^_^ well, Cyas all!!
Elaida: Welcome back everyone to "the things in WoT you didnt see" im the official reviewer person... thanks to that damn reviewer who wanted to torture me *mutters darkly then contines quickly with another glare from dragon* anyway... since im the "official reviewer person" its my job to open these bloody chapters... and hopefully thats all i'll have to do.
Dragon: dontcount on it,just because you have to answer reviews it doesnt mean you get out of being tortured *laughs insanely*
Elaida*mutters some more before continuing* and now for the reviews...*pulls out a small piece of paper* from Laurina and Eres... wow... you really like her writing that much?! really, fans these days...
Dragon*glares meaningfully*
Elaida*coughcough* anyway... aah, so YOUR the one who had me voted as Review answerer!! I'll have my revenge on you!! i have connections at the tower!! IM THE AMYRLIN!!
Moiraine*appears out ofnowhere* yeah, FORMER amyrlin... although i must say the replacement isnt much of an improvement...
Elaida: stupid Moiraine... your supposed to be dead!!
Moirine: yeah but Dragon said i can stay here^_^
Elaida*glare* stupid dragon...*continues reading review* uugh.. what do you SEE in her?!?! just because she's so mystarious and...uh...
Thom: beautifull?
Perrin: demanding?
Egwene: WONderfull?
Rand: ILYENNA!! NOOOOOO!!!
Elaida*cries* go away you Moiraine-lovers!! let me finish my review answering in peace! *reads on and sighs* dont worry, Moiraine wont be leaving anytime soon..
Moiraine: damn straight!
Elaida:-_- anyway thats one review done... *pulls out another piece of paper* from Mystic weaver... yes... Hilarious for you... tortrous murdur for us... nobody ever thinks of the poor characters who suffer*sniffs*
Asmodean: dont be such a drama queen Elaida, so far you'v got it easy in the books... your AMYRLIN man!!
Elaida: whatever... *continues to read* LAN?!?! why would ANYONE want to interview that living lump of stone?
Dragon: HEY!! NOBODY INSULTS LAN IN FRONT OF ME!!! * whacks Elaida with Callandor*
Asmodean: isnt that Rand's?
Rand:ILYENNA MY LOVE!!! FORGIIIVE MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Dragon*hides sword behind her back* um....no..
ElaidaX_X
Lan: ...
Dragon: well, i'll answer the last reviews seeing as Elaida is incapable of anything other than lying there *pokes Elaida with Callandor*
Rand: ILYENNA FORGIVE ME!!! *runs around in circles*
Dragon* pulls out another piece of paper* from Zsych, *blinks* Berelain? Lanfear? what on earth?
Lanfear*comes through a magic doorway* somebody call for me?
Moiraine* jumps at her so and pushes them both back through the magic doorway*
Dragon: and no, im not a guy...
Min: ...unfortunatly...
Perrin: 0_o
Mat:0_o
Lan*stony warder stare*
Dragon: um... what are you implying there Min?0_o
Min: uh... nothing!! nothing at all!!
Drgon: riight...* mutters* gonna have to watch out for her...*reads on* the gollumn part haha yeah
Mat*glares*
Dragon: hehe* gets the next letter* also from Zsych, uh...
Perrin* takes the paper and reads* .... better not show this to Moiraine...
Dragon: no... i think not...
Perrin:... or Nyneave for that matter...
Dragon* reads the rest of the letter* hehe, yeah i know, i had alot of fun with those scenes^^
Lan*flinches*
Moiraine* looks amused*
Nyneave: i just cant believe you made me act like such a schoolgirl in the last chapter *glares*
Dragon: hehe yeah i know, thats why its so fun!
Nyneave*mutters*
Dragon: and i finished reading book five just a while ago, but cant start book msx untill my brther finishes it...-_- dont worry Weaver! ill be happy to interview Lan for you!
Moiraie:...
Lan:...
Dragon: well thats it for the reviews!!
Mat* says something in old tongue*
Dragon: ah... forgot about that hehe
Mat*mutters angrily in old tongue*
Min: soo... what now?
Dragon: we go on to the next part of the ficcie^^
Mat*had become oddly silent*
Min: what part?
Dragon: my plan *evil grin*
Rand: ILYENNA!!!! ILYENAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Elayn: could you pleease give Rand controll over his body again?!?! i cant stand seeing him like thisT_T
Dragon: thats your faul for falling for him.. he's better this way^^
Moiraine: how so?
Dragon: well for one thing he's utterly insane!
Lan: thats a good thing?
Dragon: very^^
Rand* grabs Nyneaves arm* ILYENNA!!! MY LOVE!!!
Nyneave: AAAAKK!! GET IT OFF!!!
Dragon: oh fine, we need him for what wer doing this chapter anyways * turns rand into himself again*
Rand* realises he's clutching Nyneave;s arm* AAAAAK!!! DONT HURT ME!! *runs*
Nyneave: GET BACK HERE RAND!! I'LL GIVE YOU A GOOD STRAPPING!!! *chases rand with a hige club*
Dragon: and Mat will need his voice too *points to Mat*
Mat: I CAN SPEAK AGAIN!!! * dances a jig*
Dragon: and now for todays..thingy... wer gonna play a little game^^
Egwene*claps hands* i love games!!
Thom: game?
Dragon: NO Thom not the game of houses-_-
Thom*looks relieved*
Dragon: heres the "game" i ask a question and each of you have to answer
Rand: thats an odd game
Mat: well, if we have to play it can we hurry up? i wanna go to sleepT_T
Dragon: okay fine... first Question is... why is Rand the dragon reborn?
Moiraine: because thats how the wheel weaves
Rand: i am who i am
Mat: he is who he is
Perrin*spends a long time contemplating the question*
Lan*stony warder stare*
Min: because the viewings are never wrong
Aviendha: because it was Prophesised
Egwene: what Moiraine Sedai said
Nyneave*tugs braid*
Juilin: it makes no difference who the Dragon is, as long as they fufil the...thingy...
Gawyn: it doesnt matter, as long as Egwene and Elayne are safe!
Galad: Egwene is Mine!!
Berelain: who cares? Perrin is sexier *winks suggestively at Perrin*
Faile: DONT you DARE!! *gets ready to punch Berelain*
Thom: because thats life
Elayne: i dont care! i love him anyway!! *hugs Rand*
Lanfear: because he is Lews Therin... and Lews Therin is MINE!! SO NO TOUCHY!!
Rahvin*sips wine unconcernedly*
Asmodean: i wouldent know, i'm just a bard *whistles innocently*
Moghedian: i dont care about the Dragon, wheres that Braided bimbo?
Nyneave: eep *hides behind Lan*
Leane: can i flirt with him?
Siuan: because...just because...
Elaide: who cares? as long as he fights at Tarmon Gaidon
Rand: dont remind me T_T
Dragon: um.. some interesting answers there... okay one more question for this chapter...why is MY name Dragon if RAND is the dragon?
Rand: because your a false Dragon
Mat: because your in love with Rand and are hoping of winning his affetctions by using his title?
Min: uh...
Lanfear: because... NO TOUCHY!!
Moiraine: the wheel weaves...
Lan: its a coincidence... unless thats what you want us to think *suspiciously eyes Dragon*
Juilin: because your a lame Rand Wannabe
Gawyn: because your actually his evil counterpart?!?!
Galad: Egwene is MINE!!
Nyneave: because your weird
Egwene: because you ACTUALLY an evil Seanchan Suldam in disguise!! I SHALL NOT BE COLLARED AGAIN!!
Perrin*still contemplating first question*
Faile: so what if your name is Dragon.. MY name means Falcon, you dont see people asking me why do you?
Berelain: Perrin, come to Melane with me! (i know i spelt it wrong-_-)
Faile*glares at Berelain* im warning you princess...
Asmodean: i wouldent know, im just a humble bard *plays music innocently*
Moghedian: WHERE IS NYNEAVE?!?!?
Nyneave*still hiding behind Lan*
Rahvin*is drunk again* because...because... hey theres two of everything! *giggles and passes out*
Thom: because you play the game of houses and you hope to confuse all the other lords and nobles in some twisted way
Elayn: um... uh...
Aviendha*sniffs distainfully* because your a sick and evil person
Dragon: interesting answers0_0;; well.. you know what time it is now!! ITS THE RANDOM WOT INTERVIEW!!!!
all: ...
Dragon: and today, by "special" request, we are interviewing... LAN!!!
Lan: ... wonderfull...
Dragon: So Lan, hows life as a Warder?
Lan: ...its just fine
Dragon: it must be cool knowing your the most uber l337 warder in the world
Lan: ...-_-
Dragon: *mutters* well this is a sucsess... why do you wear that weird looking headband?
Lan: because
Dragon: thats not an answer
Lan*stony warder stare*
Dragon: those cloak thingies r cool! what material are they made of?
Lan: if i told you that would have to kill you
Dragon: okay...can i have one?
Lan: no
Dragon: damn ...
Lan: ...
*long silece*
Dragon: hey i have a question!
Lan: well thats new...
Dragon: no i meant a REAL question *grins evilly*
Lan: ...
Dragon: who do you like more? Moiraine or Nyneave?
Lan: 0_O;;;
Dragon: hehehehe=)
Lan: ...do i have to answer that?
Dragon: well...either that or you'll have to be my slave for the next chapter
Lan: okay
Dragon: ...really?
Lan: as long as i dont have to answer the question...
Dragon: man... that guy has some serious issues...
Lan* stalks away somwhere, his l337 cloak making him dissapear*
Mat: well thats all for this chapter folks!! tune in next time where we'll be answering more stupid questions, answering more reviews, and some other poor soul shall get interviewed!!
Dragon: yeah! and remember to send in your interview requests! Dragon loves to interview peoples^^
Mat: yeah we noticed
Dragon: ^_^ well, Cyas all!!