Dragonis sitting on a big puffy red velvet couch while Lan fans her with one of those big feathery fan things hey peoples!!! good news! my bro's nearly done with WoT 6, so ill be reading it soon!! THAT means we'll have some new scenes coming!!!
WoT pplgroan
Dragon mutters losers... anyway.. heres Elaida with the reviews!!
Elaidasighs life's so unfair
Dragon: just do your job before i do something nasty to you
Elaida:...pulls out a piece of paper from Fantasy fan... looks suprised since when did Lan agree to being your slave Dragon?
Dragon: hehe, since the last chapter
Mat: well at least that explains why he's been pampering you all day..
Rand: yeah, i was starting to wonder about that...
Langlares....shut up...
Dragon: hehe, yeah, too bad i cant get him to do this all the time
Elaida:...reads on Beralain? mutters that girl is such a...
Dragon: hey thats an exellent idea!! i'v been waiting for an excuse to bring her back, and i'll make sure to ask her! thanks Fantasyfan!!
ELaidapulls out another piece of paper from Kakyuu-chan, a LITTLE bit weak? i think she's more than a LITTLE bit weak if you ask me
Moghedian: damn straight!!
Nyneave: IM NOT WEAK!!! ...just afraid whimpers
Elaida:well thats it
Dragon:...really?
Elaida: yup..can i go now?
Dragon: hmm...no
Elaida:...damn...
Dragon: Lan! go get me a chocolate milkshake!
Lan: ...yes Mistress...leaves
Matwide eyed stare you got him to call you "Mistress"?!?!
Dragon: yup
Rand:...wow...
Nyneaveglares vehemenently at Dragon and says nothing
Moirineappears from a magical doorway
Egwene: i didnt know you could do that!
Moiraine: well i cant, but since im not alive in the books anymore the scientific rules of fanfiction say i can do whatever i want!!
Asmoden: scientific rules of fanfiction?
Dragon: yeah, Lan! the rulebook if you please!
Lanmagically appears and pulls out a larbe book turning to a random page rule 3301, section 26 states that whenever a character dies or mysteriously dissapears from a book, then they are granted permission to do whatever they wish,within or without the basic physical rules of reality.
Dragon: good boy, now go and finish making that milkshake!!
Lanleaves again
Thom: who in the light would create such a foolish rule?!?!
Dragon: me, and im no fool! zaps him
Thom:XX
Dragon: i wrote that entire book ya know
Mat: really? takes book and turns to another random page hmm, rule 122, section 23 states that all the characters of WoT unofficialy belong to Dragon for the durance of any WoT fanfictions she may write and holds no responsability for any injuries obtained in their makings?!Oo
Dragon: hehe, that actually gives me the right to do whatever i want to you guys for the remainder of this ficcy ya know
Moiraine: like aything would have stopped you in the first place--
Lancomes back with milkshake served on a silver platter heres your milkshake Mistress... mutters i hope you choke on it and die
Dragon: thats no way to speak to your most exhaulted Mistress now is it? takes milkshake
Langlares
Dragon: oh and can you massage my feet for me?
Lanshudders inwardly ...if i must...
Asmodeanappears magically and whispers something to Dragon
Dragon: WOW THIS IS GREAT!!!! turns to readers GUESS WHAT!!! My brother is FINALLY finished with Wot6 Lord of Chaos!! We'll have sme new scenes for you guys REAL SOON!!!
Wot ppl: NOOOO!!!
Dragon: WoHOOO!!! i cant wait to reead it! and now, time for the questions!!
Egwenw: yay!
Nyneave:...
Rand: i wanna cookieTT
Mat: hey! thats MY line!!
Dragon: ... anyway... first Random Question! WHAT makes the world go round?
Elaida: teveren'ness
Egwene: Aes Sedai!!
Siuan: manipulation?
Leane: flitriness!! flirts with Logain
Logainignoring Leane revenge
Elayne: love...love makes the world go round!! hugs Rand
Min: The world makes itself go round.
Aviendha: the Car'a'carn sniffs distainfully
Asmodean: Music plays a mournfull tune on his harp
Lanfear: Lews Therin of course
Dragon: face it Lanfear, he's not yours...besides your dead
Lanfear: TT
Mat: the roll of the dice in my head!! mutters to himself in old togue
Perrin: Faile stares dreamily at Faile
Faile: aaw your so sweet hugs Perrin
Dragonto herself those two are soo cuute
Galad: The Children! they and their holy ways make the world go round
Gawyn: i dont care, as long as Elayne and Egwene are safe the world can go round however it wants
Moiraine: the wheel turns as the world spins
Nyneave: i dont know! looks frustrated
Thom: Daes De Mar
Lanemotionless warder silence
Dragon: you dont know do you?
Lanremains emotionlessly silent
(although how you can be emotiolessly silent i dont know.. i guess it comes with being a warder00)
Dragon: once again we recieve many intelectual responses from our Articulate friends...
Mat: wha?
Rand: Duh?
Perrin: ...
Dragon: see? so smart and witty! you'd never think they grew up in a small isolated villiage!
Mat: huh?
Rand: duh...
Perrin: ...
Dragon: uh...next question! if you were an animal what would you be?
Rand: a Dragon...whatever that is... because im the dragon reborn
Perrin: a wolf
Dragon: gee we sure didnt see that one coming did we?
Egwene: a dolphine!
Faile: a falcon! because my name means Falcon!
Asmodean: a nightingale
Dragon: aaw how poetic
Asmodean: thank you
Lan:... a warhorse
Dragon: for me to ride!
Lan:...right...--
Dragon: just shut up and do your job
Lan: ...yes mistress...
Berelain: a spider... that way i could stivk Faile in my web and starve her to death, then Perrin would be MINE!!
Faileglares oh YEAH?!?! chases Berelain
Berelain: eep runs
Mat: a panda
Dragon: a panda?
Mat: ...yeah...Oo
Thom: a sloth
Nyneave: a Lioness, NOT because thats what Lan called me
Moiraine: uh... a cat..
Min: a dragon so i could be with Rand
Elayne: me too!!
Aviendha: sniffs an owl
Dragon: an owl?
Aviendha: owls are wise, and i shall soon be a wise one
Dragon: okaaaay... thats it for questions, now... its time for the RANDOM INTERVIEW THINGY!! we have with us... BERELAIN!!
Berlain: goody!
Dragon: SO Berelain, whats it like being a princess?
Berelain: cool i guess... and why is that warder guy massaging your feet?
Dragon: hehe, cos i told him to
Lanstony Warder stare dont ask...
Berelain: wow hes sexy...
Nyneaveglares dangerously DONT EVEN go there
Dragon: calm down Nyneave, i wont let her do anything
Berelaine: aw man! all the sexy guys'r taken! pouts its sooo not fair!
Dragon: ...so why did you try to flirt with Rand? it IS kinda obvious he's off limits
Berelain: i do what i want! besides, Rand is sexy
Dragon: you say that alot dont you--
Berelain: thats none of your business!
Dragon: okay... heres a question from a fan, whats your favorite defence tactics when Faile comes after you for flirting with Perrin?
Berelain: Well, sometimes hiding behind somebody else works, but mostly i just Run for dear sweet life
Dragon: wow, so thats how you keep such a slim figure
Berelain: yup... running from Jealous girls
Faile: IM NOT JEALOUS!!
Perrin: of course your not
Faile: oh Perrin i love you! hugs
Beralain: you know this makes me one of the few YOUNG women in the book without a boyfriend...
Dragon: life's tough eh? Lan! bring me some more silky cushions for my throne!
Lan: yes mistress to himself then ill suffocate you with them
Dragon: what?
Lan: nothing
Dragon: well folks, we come to the end of yet another chapter, hope you liked it! thank you to all the reviewers!! and i bet your all anxious for some new wonderfull deleted WoT scenes!! and i know i might not have been as cruel as i could have with Lan...
Lan: right...
Dragon: but hey, he IS my favorite character, i dont want to torment him too much
Asmodean: well... i guess thats it then... Dont forget to review, or else Dragon will unleash the great lord's curse on you... well, im just going to go and be depressing around Rand now plays mournfull music on his harp as he leaves
WoT pplgroan
Dragon mutters losers... anyway.. heres Elaida with the reviews!!
Elaidasighs life's so unfair
Dragon: just do your job before i do something nasty to you
Elaida:...pulls out a piece of paper from Fantasy fan... looks suprised since when did Lan agree to being your slave Dragon?
Dragon: hehe, since the last chapter
Mat: well at least that explains why he's been pampering you all day..
Rand: yeah, i was starting to wonder about that...
Langlares....shut up...
Dragon: hehe, yeah, too bad i cant get him to do this all the time
Elaida:...reads on Beralain? mutters that girl is such a...
Dragon: hey thats an exellent idea!! i'v been waiting for an excuse to bring her back, and i'll make sure to ask her! thanks Fantasyfan!!
ELaidapulls out another piece of paper from Kakyuu-chan, a LITTLE bit weak? i think she's more than a LITTLE bit weak if you ask me
Moghedian: damn straight!!
Nyneave: IM NOT WEAK!!! ...just afraid whimpers
Elaida:well thats it
Dragon:...really?
Elaida: yup..can i go now?
Dragon: hmm...no
Elaida:...damn...
Dragon: Lan! go get me a chocolate milkshake!
Lan: ...yes Mistress...leaves
Matwide eyed stare you got him to call you "Mistress"?!?!
Dragon: yup
Rand:...wow...
Nyneaveglares vehemenently at Dragon and says nothing
Moirineappears from a magical doorway
Egwene: i didnt know you could do that!
Moiraine: well i cant, but since im not alive in the books anymore the scientific rules of fanfiction say i can do whatever i want!!
Asmoden: scientific rules of fanfiction?
Dragon: yeah, Lan! the rulebook if you please!
Lanmagically appears and pulls out a larbe book turning to a random page rule 3301, section 26 states that whenever a character dies or mysteriously dissapears from a book, then they are granted permission to do whatever they wish,within or without the basic physical rules of reality.
Dragon: good boy, now go and finish making that milkshake!!
Lanleaves again
Thom: who in the light would create such a foolish rule?!?!
Dragon: me, and im no fool! zaps him
Thom:XX
Dragon: i wrote that entire book ya know
Mat: really? takes book and turns to another random page hmm, rule 122, section 23 states that all the characters of WoT unofficialy belong to Dragon for the durance of any WoT fanfictions she may write and holds no responsability for any injuries obtained in their makings?!Oo
Dragon: hehe, that actually gives me the right to do whatever i want to you guys for the remainder of this ficcy ya know
Moiraine: like aything would have stopped you in the first place--
Lancomes back with milkshake served on a silver platter heres your milkshake Mistress... mutters i hope you choke on it and die
Dragon: thats no way to speak to your most exhaulted Mistress now is it? takes milkshake
Langlares
Dragon: oh and can you massage my feet for me?
Lanshudders inwardly ...if i must...
Asmodeanappears magically and whispers something to Dragon
Dragon: WOW THIS IS GREAT!!!! turns to readers GUESS WHAT!!! My brother is FINALLY finished with Wot6 Lord of Chaos!! We'll have sme new scenes for you guys REAL SOON!!!
Wot ppl: NOOOO!!!
Dragon: WoHOOO!!! i cant wait to reead it! and now, time for the questions!!
Egwenw: yay!
Nyneave:...
Rand: i wanna cookieTT
Mat: hey! thats MY line!!
Dragon: ... anyway... first Random Question! WHAT makes the world go round?
Elaida: teveren'ness
Egwene: Aes Sedai!!
Siuan: manipulation?
Leane: flitriness!! flirts with Logain
Logainignoring Leane revenge
Elayne: love...love makes the world go round!! hugs Rand
Min: The world makes itself go round.
Aviendha: the Car'a'carn sniffs distainfully
Asmodean: Music plays a mournfull tune on his harp
Lanfear: Lews Therin of course
Dragon: face it Lanfear, he's not yours...besides your dead
Lanfear: TT
Mat: the roll of the dice in my head!! mutters to himself in old togue
Perrin: Faile stares dreamily at Faile
Faile: aaw your so sweet hugs Perrin
Dragonto herself those two are soo cuute
Galad: The Children! they and their holy ways make the world go round
Gawyn: i dont care, as long as Elayne and Egwene are safe the world can go round however it wants
Moiraine: the wheel turns as the world spins
Nyneave: i dont know! looks frustrated
Thom: Daes De Mar
Lanemotionless warder silence
Dragon: you dont know do you?
Lanremains emotionlessly silent
(although how you can be emotiolessly silent i dont know.. i guess it comes with being a warder00)
Dragon: once again we recieve many intelectual responses from our Articulate friends...
Mat: wha?
Rand: Duh?
Perrin: ...
Dragon: see? so smart and witty! you'd never think they grew up in a small isolated villiage!
Mat: huh?
Rand: duh...
Perrin: ...
Dragon: uh...next question! if you were an animal what would you be?
Rand: a Dragon...whatever that is... because im the dragon reborn
Perrin: a wolf
Dragon: gee we sure didnt see that one coming did we?
Egwene: a dolphine!
Faile: a falcon! because my name means Falcon!
Asmodean: a nightingale
Dragon: aaw how poetic
Asmodean: thank you
Lan:... a warhorse
Dragon: for me to ride!
Lan:...right...--
Dragon: just shut up and do your job
Lan: ...yes mistress...
Berelain: a spider... that way i could stivk Faile in my web and starve her to death, then Perrin would be MINE!!
Faileglares oh YEAH?!?! chases Berelain
Berelain: eep runs
Mat: a panda
Dragon: a panda?
Mat: ...yeah...Oo
Thom: a sloth
Nyneave: a Lioness, NOT because thats what Lan called me
Moiraine: uh... a cat..
Min: a dragon so i could be with Rand
Elayne: me too!!
Aviendha: sniffs an owl
Dragon: an owl?
Aviendha: owls are wise, and i shall soon be a wise one
Dragon: okaaaay... thats it for questions, now... its time for the RANDOM INTERVIEW THINGY!! we have with us... BERELAIN!!
Berlain: goody!
Dragon: SO Berelain, whats it like being a princess?
Berelain: cool i guess... and why is that warder guy massaging your feet?
Dragon: hehe, cos i told him to
Lanstony Warder stare dont ask...
Berelain: wow hes sexy...
Nyneaveglares dangerously DONT EVEN go there
Dragon: calm down Nyneave, i wont let her do anything
Berelaine: aw man! all the sexy guys'r taken! pouts its sooo not fair!
Dragon: ...so why did you try to flirt with Rand? it IS kinda obvious he's off limits
Berelain: i do what i want! besides, Rand is sexy
Dragon: you say that alot dont you--
Berelain: thats none of your business!
Dragon: okay... heres a question from a fan, whats your favorite defence tactics when Faile comes after you for flirting with Perrin?
Berelain: Well, sometimes hiding behind somebody else works, but mostly i just Run for dear sweet life
Dragon: wow, so thats how you keep such a slim figure
Berelain: yup... running from Jealous girls
Faile: IM NOT JEALOUS!!
Perrin: of course your not
Faile: oh Perrin i love you! hugs
Beralain: you know this makes me one of the few YOUNG women in the book without a boyfriend...
Dragon: life's tough eh? Lan! bring me some more silky cushions for my throne!
Lan: yes mistress to himself then ill suffocate you with them
Dragon: what?
Lan: nothing
Dragon: well folks, we come to the end of yet another chapter, hope you liked it! thank you to all the reviewers!! and i bet your all anxious for some new wonderfull deleted WoT scenes!! and i know i might not have been as cruel as i could have with Lan...
Lan: right...
Dragon: but hey, he IS my favorite character, i dont want to torment him too much
Asmodean: well... i guess thats it then... Dont forget to review, or else Dragon will unleash the great lord's curse on you... well, im just going to go and be depressing around Rand now plays mournfull music on his harp as he leaves