Thank you for all of the reviews. Now, the completely pointless hilarity continues...
Anna and Gabriel let go of each other (for once) to turn and stare at the new arrivals, Anna's head cocked sexily, her curls falling perfectly around her face, which was currently baring the fish expression.
"Erm... Carl?" asked Gabriel, looking tentatively at the little friar, who was now waving his arms and jumping in ways which should not be attempted by a man in a skirt.
"Kilt. It's a kilt," Carl said suddenly, still dancing.
He was conversing with the authoress, who shrugged and continued with the story.
"Carl?" Anna asked, flicking the friar in the arm. "CARL!"
Carl stopped dancing and smiled bemusedly at her. "What?"
"Carl, that's Dracula and his brides," Gabriel said, assuming a low hiss and pointing at the singing vampires.
Carl looked at them. Then he chuckled. "I'm not stupid, Gabriel."
"Carl, it's them."
"No, it isn't. They're dead. You melted them."
"That's the Prince of Darkness!" Anna snapped.
Carl scratched his chin. "No, the Darkness have much higher voices."
"Carl, he's the epitome of BLOODY evil!"
They continued to bicker aimlessly for at least twenty minutes, but it's really too boring and repetitive to list here. So, anyway, it ended when Dracula ended his song after forty six verses.
"How'd you come up with all those verses, anyway?" Gabriel asked, his mind briefly away from his fight whith Carl.
"Amazing what you find when you read the Bible obsessively every night," Dracula smirked.
"Amazing what I found when he reads the Bible every night," Aleera muttered, slipping an arm around Marishka's waist and pulling her into a snog.
"Wow, look, Anna," Gabriel said, tapping her on the shoulder. "They don't need to breathe, and they can snog constantly."
"Yeah," Anna agreed, her mind also away from the argument with Carl.
"Hey, Anna, maybe we should become vampires," Gabriel smiled.
"Is that all you think about?"
"Well, duh, it is fanfiction. You're quite often dead in these fics, see, so I have to get my kicks whilst your here," Gabriel explained slowly.
Anna nodded. "I see."
With that, they began to snog.