Moiraine: hello and welcome to another chapter of "The things in WoT you didnt see"
Dragon: hey wheres Elaida? she's meant to be answering reviews!
Moiraine: ahh.. she had... a littlee "accident" and wont be joining us for a while :: evil smile :: so for now ill be answering reviews
Dragon: thats cool, just get it done, i have to go do...Something... :: runs off ::
Moiraine:: pulls out the review paper thingy :: from Reda... I dont understand why you find Mat's speaking in old tongue to be so humerous
Mat: yeah! :: says something in old tongue ::
Moiraine: or how Lews took controll of Rand
Rand: yeah!
Lews:: through Rand :: ILYENNA!! NOOOO!!!
Moiraine: ...your favorite? really? well thats sure supriring...
Rand: eh?
Moiraine: never you mind child :: continues reading :: hey Asmodean! this reader has a question for you!
Asmodean:: appears out of nowhere :: yeah?
Moiraine: Reda wants to know who killed you in the last book
Asmodean: im not aloud to tell you that sorry, if i did then 'they' would hunt me down and torture me untill the wheel stops turning
Moiraine: yes, 'they' must be feared greatly and obeyed without question
Asmodean: indeed
Moiraine: well theres your answer Reda, now for the next review.. :: reads another piece of paper:: ah yes, when Dragon starts running out of ideas she resorts to pointless villiany...
Dragon:: appears magically :: hey! thats not true! well.. maybe it is.. but.. well... you needent worry ill try and turn down the villiany a bit
Moiraine :: with the final piece of paper :: yes it was wonderfull wasnt it
Dragon: yeah it was wonderfull
Moiraine: indeed.. and yes.. you do have influence... far too much influence. you must be dealt with... ::coughs :: anyway and i think were all wondering about the punctuation problem :: turns to DRagon ::
Dragon ::laughs :: yeah, well Ff.net wont let me use those star thingies anymore, and i didnt find out till after i posted the last chapter... so im using these dot thingd again
Mat: dot things?
Dragon: the speach dots
Mat: ah..
Moiraine: well thats it
Dragon: good, well guess what! its TIME FOR DA SCENE THINGIES!!
Taim can be decieving;;
Rand: so... your the false Dragon...
Taim: no im not
Rand: yes you are!
Taim: no.. im the REAL Dragon
Rand: no I am!
Taim: no your false
Rand: but you didnt fufill any of the prohpecies!
Taim: how do you know that eh?
Rand: uh...
Taim: EXACTLY!! im the REAL Dragon Reborn!
Rand: no!! yes... AARGH!!
meh
Those stupid Aes Sedai think they know everything
Elayne: did you hear that scream?!
Morvin: it was Carlyna!
:: the Aes Sedai all run into a large room where Carlyna is standing, surrounded my fluffy pink flower throwing bunnies and several dancing cans of spam ::
Carlyna: HELP ME!!! LIGHT HELP MEEE!!
Morvin: we have to save her!
Elayne: no! dont step into the...
:: the Aes Sedai run into the dream, and are soon standing with Carlyna, screaming as the bunnies and spam dance around them ::
Elayne: Siuan! do you remember what i told you about dreams?!
Siuan: yes! :: closes her eyes :: theres no place like home... theres no place like home... theres no place like home...
Elayne:: sighs :: im surrounded by idiots...
poor Rand
Rand:: inside that box the Aes Sedai put him in :: must escape... must escape... :: tries to channel ::
Lews:: cackles insanely ::
Rand: SHUT UP!!!
Lews:: gasps :: are you real?
Rand: well if i wasnt would i be talking to you?
Lews:...i like cupcakes!
Rand:: mutters :: if i dont get out of here soon then ill go insane... :: continues trying to reach Saidin ::
Lews:: starts to sing :: ninety nine pots of tea on the wall! ninety nine pots of teeeaaa!!
...
Lan makes a brief...if pointless appearence
Myrelle: hes coming!
random Aes Sedai: who?
Myrelle: Lan!
Ras: who?
Myrelle: my new warder!
Ras: who?
Myrelle: the one Moiraine gave to me!
Ras: who?
Myrelle:: sighs ::
::
:: some dark figure on a horse appears ::
Myrelle: Lamywamy!
Lan: lamywamy?
Myrelle:: giggles ::
Lan: Light just kill me now...
Oo
a new Amrlyin
Verin: The tower needs a new Amyrlin
Morvin: indeed... theres DEFINENTLY something fishy about our new Amyrlin
:: at the tower ::
Lanfear: MUHAHAHA!!! BRING THE DRAGON TO MEEE!!! LEWS THERIN SHALL BE MINE!!! :: spins around on a spinny chair ::
:: back at Saliar ::
Allana: yes but who?
Romande: we'll need someone meek
Verin: someone easily manipulated
Morvin: someone whom we can work our own twisted Aes Sedai plans through...
:: they all turn to look at Egwene... who for some reason is standing in the corner... even though shes meant to be with the wise ones ::
Egwene:: who actually didnt hear the conversation even though the power wasnt used :: what?
Dragon: well thats it for now.. oh and for those who didnt remember... the bunnies are from a previous chapter... just like the spam cans...;
Mat: thats weird
Rand: and kinda disturbing
Dragon: shut up fools! or i shall stabbith the with Callandor!
Rand: hey! thats MY sword!
Dragon: uh... :: points finger at Rand ::
Rand: ILYENNA NOOOO!!! :: runs around in circles ::
Mat:: groans :: not again!
Dragon: well, he shouldent have asked about the sword :: pouts ::
Nyneave:: appears out of nowhere :: change him back or ill box your ears!
Dragon: do i have to?
Nyneave: yes!
Dragon:: sisghs :: fine... :: pointe her finger at Rand ::
Rand:: who is gnawing his own arm :: huh?
Dragon: well... were running out of stupid things to do... so its time for the RANDOM WOT INTERVIEW!! today, we gwt to interview LEWS THERIN!!!
:: all gasp ::
Dragon: thats right folks! the REAL Dragon!!
Rand: hey!
Lews:: appears out of nowhere :: NOOO!! ILYENN.. huh?
Dragon: hey there Lews! welcome to the random WoT interview!!!
Lews: ... are you real?
Dragon: well...yeah... are you?
Lews:: laughs insanely ::
Dragon: so... hows Illyena?
Lews: ILYENNA!! LIGHT I KILLED HER!!!! FORGIVE ME ILYENNA!! FORGIVE MEEEEEEE!!!
Dragon:: sighs :: this isnt exactly working...
Lews: I HAVE TO KILL THEM ALL!!! MAKE THEM ALL BURN!!
Dragon: thats very nice... now could we please stop the insane yelling for a second?
Lews: BREAK IT BREAK THEM BREAK EVERYTHING KILL BURN IT BURN THEM ALL MUST BREAK IT!!
Dragon: thats it im sick of this :: points her finger at Lews ::
Lews:: stops his insane rambling :: what? where am i?
Dragon: your here with me, im interviewing you
Lews: wheres Ilyenna?
Dragon: uh... sleeping
Lews:: stares suspiciously at Dragon ::
Dragon: so, whats it like being the guy who drove all the other channeling guys insane?
Lews: uh....okay i guess...
Dragon: has the light forgiven you yet?
Lews: excuse me?
Dragon: uh.. never mind, so... did you ever REALLY love Lanfear?
Lews: ...im not going to answer that
Dragon: aaw your mean
Lews: i do what i must
Dragon: thats almost exactly what Rand says every other chapter he's in
Lews: indeed...
Dragon: do you really want to kill everyone and everything?
Lews: if i were a madman i would
Dragon: uh... okaay...
Lanfear:: comes through a gateway thingy :: LEWY!!
Lews: uh oh..
Lanfear: COME TO ME MNY LEWYPOO!!! :: runs after Lews ::
Lews: I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HEERE!! :: runs ::
Dragon: well... that sure was entertaining.. but sadly its time to go.. but ill be back soon, cos im already reading book 7, so we'll have plenty more scene thingies!
Mat: oh goody...
Asmodean:: plucks idly at his harpstrings ::
Moiraine:: the wheel weaves..
Dragon: but after that well have to wait awhile.. because we only have as far as book 7... and i dont know when were getting the next few.. but dont worry! cos well have plenty of stuff to entertain you! plus a new fic coming out soon ;)
Rand: oh light help us
Elayne:: grabs Rands arm in fear ::
Perrin: the suffering just never ends does it?
Dragon: afraid not
Nyneave:: tugs braid a few times for no real reason ::
Dragon:...right...well... Cya! and dont forget... REVIEW!!
Dragon: hey wheres Elaida? she's meant to be answering reviews!
Moiraine: ahh.. she had... a littlee "accident" and wont be joining us for a while :: evil smile :: so for now ill be answering reviews
Dragon: thats cool, just get it done, i have to go do...Something... :: runs off ::
Moiraine:: pulls out the review paper thingy :: from Reda... I dont understand why you find Mat's speaking in old tongue to be so humerous
Mat: yeah! :: says something in old tongue ::
Moiraine: or how Lews took controll of Rand
Rand: yeah!
Lews:: through Rand :: ILYENNA!! NOOOO!!!
Moiraine: ...your favorite? really? well thats sure supriring...
Rand: eh?
Moiraine: never you mind child :: continues reading :: hey Asmodean! this reader has a question for you!
Asmodean:: appears out of nowhere :: yeah?
Moiraine: Reda wants to know who killed you in the last book
Asmodean: im not aloud to tell you that sorry, if i did then 'they' would hunt me down and torture me untill the wheel stops turning
Moiraine: yes, 'they' must be feared greatly and obeyed without question
Asmodean: indeed
Moiraine: well theres your answer Reda, now for the next review.. :: reads another piece of paper:: ah yes, when Dragon starts running out of ideas she resorts to pointless villiany...
Dragon:: appears magically :: hey! thats not true! well.. maybe it is.. but.. well... you needent worry ill try and turn down the villiany a bit
Moiraine :: with the final piece of paper :: yes it was wonderfull wasnt it
Dragon: yeah it was wonderfull
Moiraine: indeed.. and yes.. you do have influence... far too much influence. you must be dealt with... ::coughs :: anyway and i think were all wondering about the punctuation problem :: turns to DRagon ::
Dragon ::laughs :: yeah, well Ff.net wont let me use those star thingies anymore, and i didnt find out till after i posted the last chapter... so im using these dot thingd again
Mat: dot things?
Dragon: the speach dots
Mat: ah..
Moiraine: well thats it
Dragon: good, well guess what! its TIME FOR DA SCENE THINGIES!!
Taim can be decieving;;
Rand: so... your the false Dragon...
Taim: no im not
Rand: yes you are!
Taim: no.. im the REAL Dragon
Rand: no I am!
Taim: no your false
Rand: but you didnt fufill any of the prohpecies!
Taim: how do you know that eh?
Rand: uh...
Taim: EXACTLY!! im the REAL Dragon Reborn!
Rand: no!! yes... AARGH!!
meh
Those stupid Aes Sedai think they know everything
Elayne: did you hear that scream?!
Morvin: it was Carlyna!
:: the Aes Sedai all run into a large room where Carlyna is standing, surrounded my fluffy pink flower throwing bunnies and several dancing cans of spam ::
Carlyna: HELP ME!!! LIGHT HELP MEEE!!
Morvin: we have to save her!
Elayne: no! dont step into the...
:: the Aes Sedai run into the dream, and are soon standing with Carlyna, screaming as the bunnies and spam dance around them ::
Elayne: Siuan! do you remember what i told you about dreams?!
Siuan: yes! :: closes her eyes :: theres no place like home... theres no place like home... theres no place like home...
Elayne:: sighs :: im surrounded by idiots...
poor Rand
Rand:: inside that box the Aes Sedai put him in :: must escape... must escape... :: tries to channel ::
Lews:: cackles insanely ::
Rand: SHUT UP!!!
Lews:: gasps :: are you real?
Rand: well if i wasnt would i be talking to you?
Lews:...i like cupcakes!
Rand:: mutters :: if i dont get out of here soon then ill go insane... :: continues trying to reach Saidin ::
Lews:: starts to sing :: ninety nine pots of tea on the wall! ninety nine pots of teeeaaa!!
...
Lan makes a brief...if pointless appearence
Myrelle: hes coming!
random Aes Sedai: who?
Myrelle: Lan!
Ras: who?
Myrelle: my new warder!
Ras: who?
Myrelle: the one Moiraine gave to me!
Ras: who?
Myrelle:: sighs ::
::
:: some dark figure on a horse appears ::
Myrelle: Lamywamy!
Lan: lamywamy?
Myrelle:: giggles ::
Lan: Light just kill me now...
Oo
a new Amrlyin
Verin: The tower needs a new Amyrlin
Morvin: indeed... theres DEFINENTLY something fishy about our new Amyrlin
:: at the tower ::
Lanfear: MUHAHAHA!!! BRING THE DRAGON TO MEEE!!! LEWS THERIN SHALL BE MINE!!! :: spins around on a spinny chair ::
:: back at Saliar ::
Allana: yes but who?
Romande: we'll need someone meek
Verin: someone easily manipulated
Morvin: someone whom we can work our own twisted Aes Sedai plans through...
:: they all turn to look at Egwene... who for some reason is standing in the corner... even though shes meant to be with the wise ones ::
Egwene:: who actually didnt hear the conversation even though the power wasnt used :: what?
Dragon: well thats it for now.. oh and for those who didnt remember... the bunnies are from a previous chapter... just like the spam cans...;
Mat: thats weird
Rand: and kinda disturbing
Dragon: shut up fools! or i shall stabbith the with Callandor!
Rand: hey! thats MY sword!
Dragon: uh... :: points finger at Rand ::
Rand: ILYENNA NOOOO!!! :: runs around in circles ::
Mat:: groans :: not again!
Dragon: well, he shouldent have asked about the sword :: pouts ::
Nyneave:: appears out of nowhere :: change him back or ill box your ears!
Dragon: do i have to?
Nyneave: yes!
Dragon:: sisghs :: fine... :: pointe her finger at Rand ::
Rand:: who is gnawing his own arm :: huh?
Dragon: well... were running out of stupid things to do... so its time for the RANDOM WOT INTERVIEW!! today, we gwt to interview LEWS THERIN!!!
:: all gasp ::
Dragon: thats right folks! the REAL Dragon!!
Rand: hey!
Lews:: appears out of nowhere :: NOOO!! ILYENN.. huh?
Dragon: hey there Lews! welcome to the random WoT interview!!!
Lews: ... are you real?
Dragon: well...yeah... are you?
Lews:: laughs insanely ::
Dragon: so... hows Illyena?
Lews: ILYENNA!! LIGHT I KILLED HER!!!! FORGIVE ME ILYENNA!! FORGIVE MEEEEEEE!!!
Dragon:: sighs :: this isnt exactly working...
Lews: I HAVE TO KILL THEM ALL!!! MAKE THEM ALL BURN!!
Dragon: thats very nice... now could we please stop the insane yelling for a second?
Lews: BREAK IT BREAK THEM BREAK EVERYTHING KILL BURN IT BURN THEM ALL MUST BREAK IT!!
Dragon: thats it im sick of this :: points her finger at Lews ::
Lews:: stops his insane rambling :: what? where am i?
Dragon: your here with me, im interviewing you
Lews: wheres Ilyenna?
Dragon: uh... sleeping
Lews:: stares suspiciously at Dragon ::
Dragon: so, whats it like being the guy who drove all the other channeling guys insane?
Lews: uh....okay i guess...
Dragon: has the light forgiven you yet?
Lews: excuse me?
Dragon: uh.. never mind, so... did you ever REALLY love Lanfear?
Lews: ...im not going to answer that
Dragon: aaw your mean
Lews: i do what i must
Dragon: thats almost exactly what Rand says every other chapter he's in
Lews: indeed...
Dragon: do you really want to kill everyone and everything?
Lews: if i were a madman i would
Dragon: uh... okaay...
Lanfear:: comes through a gateway thingy :: LEWY!!
Lews: uh oh..
Lanfear: COME TO ME MNY LEWYPOO!!! :: runs after Lews ::
Lews: I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HEERE!! :: runs ::
Dragon: well... that sure was entertaining.. but sadly its time to go.. but ill be back soon, cos im already reading book 7, so we'll have plenty more scene thingies!
Mat: oh goody...
Asmodean:: plucks idly at his harpstrings ::
Moiraine:: the wheel weaves..
Dragon: but after that well have to wait awhile.. because we only have as far as book 7... and i dont know when were getting the next few.. but dont worry! cos well have plenty of stuff to entertain you! plus a new fic coming out soon ;)
Rand: oh light help us
Elayne:: grabs Rands arm in fear ::
Perrin: the suffering just never ends does it?
Dragon: afraid not
Nyneave:: tugs braid a few times for no real reason ::
Dragon:...right...well... Cya! and dont forget... REVIEW!!