Dragon: hello and welcome once again to "the things in WoT you DIDNt see!" i would like to apolagise for the lateness of this chapter, all Authors need a beak every now and again... i just take too many :: sheepish smile ::
Mat: well, at least We all got a break...
:: The Wot crew nods in agreement ::
Rand: hey here comes Thom with the reviews!
:: Thom runs over with a large box, he hands it to Rand and collapses in exhaustion ::
Elayne: .... hes dead!!
Min: DRAGON YOU KILLED THOM!!
Moiraine: i told you to send Lan to do it, why send an old man like Thom?
Dragon: well, firstly its amusing watching him run around and do my errands
Elayne: thats not a good reas...
Dragon: SILENCE!! or i shall smite thee :: glares ::
Elayne: ....
Dragon: and secondly, Lan is... Busy...
Moiraine: doing what?
Dragon: trust me on this one Moiry.. you dont want to know
Moiraine:: glares :: STOP CALLING ME MOIRY!!
Dragon: ANyway! on with the reviews!!
Moiraine:: sighs and takes a piece of paper :: discordchick, thank you for your review, glad you enjoy it, yes i suppose they do make a rather sweet couple...
Dragon: well DUH! Lan and Nyneave are so adooorabe :: swoons ::
Nyneave and Lan(who appeared out of nowhere): ....
Dragon:: cough cough :: anyway. continue Moiry
Moiraine:: glares :: Twighlighteye, thans for reviewing, unfortunatly, Dragon doesnt know who that is, this is either because of her malfunctioning memory or because she hasnt read far enough yet.
Dragon: um...yeah... :: grins :: sorry about that
Moiraine: .... The Ring Of Tamyrlin, thanks for the review, glad you liked it, as for the milkshake :: turns to dragon ::
Dragon: once again, DONT want to know what happened.. TRUST me
Moiraine: From WeaveTheStars... Glad you loves it so much, :: stares :: the DARK ONE?!?!
Dragon:: laughs :: BRILLIANT!!! I never would of thought of that... thanks, this is going to be a veery interesting interview :: insane smile ::
all:: back away from dragon fearfully ::
Dragon: what?
Moiraine: ..well.. thats it for the reviews
Dragon: YAAY!! now for the SCEENIEs!! (An: sorry if your review wasnt answered, i accidentally lost a few when i was sorting my mail outOo I read them all, i just dont have the memory to recall them so i can answer them... thanks for reviewing guys)
Some people just dont listen..
Egwene: I cant drop you off in Ebou Dar itself... I hate it there, it stinks... anyway, it'll be about 300 leages from the city...
Lan: ......
Egwene: although.. i dont think it'd be wise to speak of... Alanna...
Lan: ....
Egwene: uh... Lan are yu listening to me? LAN?!
La: zzZZzzzzz...
Egwene:: sighs ::
those poor Aiel
Sammael: now... this is a little stone cube, is you put it in your mouth and say "I like t eat toadstools" then a big shiny portal will appear
Sevanna: OUUH!! SHINY PORTAL THNGIE!! GIMMIE GIMMIE!!
The rest of the Aiel: SHINY PORTAL THINGY?!?!
:: they all grab a small stone cube ::
Greandal:: to hersef :: i didnt know it was going to be this easy...
The evil of Shadar logoth...and random crap
Rand:: walking through Shadar Logoth for no reason ::
Liah:: jumps from a random building onto a trolloc :: WHEEEEEE!!! LETS ALL DANCE A JIG!!!
Rand: uh...?
Liah: i like chocolate! do YOU like chocolate? :: dances a jig :: i liie pinappless!!
Rand:: who doesnt even know where he is yet :: ...Liah?...
Liah: Rand!!
Rand:Liah!
Liah: Rand!!
Rand:Liah!
Liah: Rand!!
Rand:Liah!
Liah: MARSHMELLOW!!
Rand: Marshmellow?
Liah: STRAWBERRI!!
Rand: Strawberri?
Liah: RAND!
told ya it was random...
Taslinophobia
Mat:: hiding in a closet :: is she gone yet?
Elayne: ... your scared of Taslin arent you?
Mat:: comes out of the closet :: no!! what in the light gave yo that idea?!?!
Nyneave: LOOK!! TASLIN!!
Mat: WHERE?!?! :: jumps back into the closet ::
Hes not insane... really
Cadsuane: we must stick together always!! no straying away from the group! or the BLOB will get us!!
Min: you mean Fog dont you?
Cadsuane: uh...yeah...
:: they walk through the fog for a while ::
Guywholikestheweirdgirl: hey wait a minute!! :: looks at Rand :: YOUR THE DRAGON REBORN!!
Rand: THE DRAGON REBORN?!?!? WHERE?!?! WERE ALL GONNA DIIIE!!! AAAARRRGH!! :: runs around in circles ::
Cadsuane:...somebody stop him before he hurts himself...
so...who's insane again?
Cadsuane: and remember! dont look at the fuzzy hamsters or else we will all turn into duckmeat!
Min: ... Im starting to wonder which of us is actually insane here
Rand:: supposedly to himself :: STOP LOOKING THROUGH MY EYES YOU PERVERT!! AND STOP WITH ALL THAT SINGING ABOUT CUpCACKES!!
GWLTWG(look at the last scene;): And were supposed to rely on them to get us out of here safely?
Cadusane: DONT LOOK AT THE HAMSTERS!! THEY WANT OUR HAMSTRINGS!!!
Rand:: is now curled up in a ball :: Liah, she was eaten by a trolloc, Enailia, she fell off a roof, Aviendha, she was struck by lightning, Ilyenna... ILYENNA My LOVE!!
Min: were all gonna die...
remember this guy?
Taslin: Oh Nyneave, theres someone at the door for you!
Nyneave: for me? :: walks over ::
Valan Luca:: who is followed by dramatic music :: Nyneave my love!
Nyneave: oh light not you again
Luca: dont you see? it was destiny that brought us together! we must fufill out destiny!! :: more dramatic music ensues ::
Nyneave: I told you already! im in love with someone else!
Luca: but...
Nyneave: no
Luca: but...
Nyneave: NO!!
Luca:: cries ::
Nyneave:...why me...
Dragon: Probably not as funny as it could have been... but i was very tired while writing this...
Rand: your ALWAYS tired!
Dragon: shutup :: whacks him with Callandor ::
Mat: cookie?
Dragon:: tosses him a cookeie ::
Elayne: LOOK!! TASLIN!!
Mat: WHERE?! WHERE?! :: runs away ::
Dragon: that was mean
Elayne: im a mean person
Dragon: you dont deserve to be one of Rands Lovers
Elayne: wow...that was harsh
Min: but... shes right
Elayne: MEANIE!! :: cries ::
Rand: now look what you've done! :: comforts Elayne ::
Dragon: ooh no, im nt going to put up with this! we get enough fluffy goodess from Perrin and Faile... :: glares ::
Moiraine: where are they anyway?
Dragon: they uh... wanted to be alone...together...
Aviendha: waay too much information
Min: 0o
Dragon: hey... time for the... RANDOM WOT INTERVIEw!! and today we have... THE DARK ONE!!
DO: WHA? WHERE AM I?
Dragon: yo there Do, im interviewing you
Do: OH...I SUPPOSE THATS OKAY...
Dragon: so... how do ya feel about being the big bad guy in the series?
do: PRETTY GOOD, IT MEANS I GET TO BE SLaCK TO EVERYONE WITHOUT NEEDING A PROPER REASON
Dragon: sounds like fun
Do: OH YEAH, AND I GET FREE PIZZA
Dragon: FREE PIZZA?!?! no fair I WANT FREE PIZZA!! IM AN AUTHORESS DAMNIT!!!
Do: HEHE WELL IM SORRY BUT ONLy SUPER EVIL ViLLIANS GET THE FREE piZZA VOUCHERS
Dragon: all the villians? so.., Souron and Saruman get free pizza?
Do: YUP
Dragon: and... Voldemort and Vicious and Regal?
Do: YUP
Dragon: personal note to self... become a super evil villioness in order to get free pizza...
Do: I CAN HELP YOU GET STARTED IF YOU LIKE
Dragon: you'd do that?
Do: SURE
Dragon: kewl! i like you already
Do: UM CAN YOU GIVE ME THE NEXT QUESTION NOW?
Dragon: sure... um... whas that you in the beggining of the very first book? that guy wh tortured Lews Therin?
Do: NO, THAT WAS DEMANDRED... I THINK...
Dragon: shoot... there goes fifty dollars...
Do: TOUGH LUCK...
Dragon: yeah... oh and by the way
Do: YEAH?
Dragon: how long to i have to be an evil villioness to get free pizza?
Do: WELL, ITS NOT ReaLLY HOW LONG, BUT WHAT YOU DO THAT COUNTS
Rand: this interview is getting scary...
Mat: i know... he's giving her ideas... bad ideas...
:: Dragon and the Dark one continue talking ::
Egwene: Well.. Time to go... thank you, all you wonderfull reviewers!
Rand: Egwene!! come help us get Dragon away frpm the Do!
Egwene: well.. Cya next time!!
Mat: well, at least We all got a break...
:: The Wot crew nods in agreement ::
Rand: hey here comes Thom with the reviews!
:: Thom runs over with a large box, he hands it to Rand and collapses in exhaustion ::
Elayne: .... hes dead!!
Min: DRAGON YOU KILLED THOM!!
Moiraine: i told you to send Lan to do it, why send an old man like Thom?
Dragon: well, firstly its amusing watching him run around and do my errands
Elayne: thats not a good reas...
Dragon: SILENCE!! or i shall smite thee :: glares ::
Elayne: ....
Dragon: and secondly, Lan is... Busy...
Moiraine: doing what?
Dragon: trust me on this one Moiry.. you dont want to know
Moiraine:: glares :: STOP CALLING ME MOIRY!!
Dragon: ANyway! on with the reviews!!
Moiraine:: sighs and takes a piece of paper :: discordchick, thank you for your review, glad you enjoy it, yes i suppose they do make a rather sweet couple...
Dragon: well DUH! Lan and Nyneave are so adooorabe :: swoons ::
Nyneave and Lan(who appeared out of nowhere): ....
Dragon:: cough cough :: anyway. continue Moiry
Moiraine:: glares :: Twighlighteye, thans for reviewing, unfortunatly, Dragon doesnt know who that is, this is either because of her malfunctioning memory or because she hasnt read far enough yet.
Dragon: um...yeah... :: grins :: sorry about that
Moiraine: .... The Ring Of Tamyrlin, thanks for the review, glad you liked it, as for the milkshake :: turns to dragon ::
Dragon: once again, DONT want to know what happened.. TRUST me
Moiraine: From WeaveTheStars... Glad you loves it so much, :: stares :: the DARK ONE?!?!
Dragon:: laughs :: BRILLIANT!!! I never would of thought of that... thanks, this is going to be a veery interesting interview :: insane smile ::
all:: back away from dragon fearfully ::
Dragon: what?
Moiraine: ..well.. thats it for the reviews
Dragon: YAAY!! now for the SCEENIEs!! (An: sorry if your review wasnt answered, i accidentally lost a few when i was sorting my mail outOo I read them all, i just dont have the memory to recall them so i can answer them... thanks for reviewing guys)
Some people just dont listen..
Egwene: I cant drop you off in Ebou Dar itself... I hate it there, it stinks... anyway, it'll be about 300 leages from the city...
Lan: ......
Egwene: although.. i dont think it'd be wise to speak of... Alanna...
Lan: ....
Egwene: uh... Lan are yu listening to me? LAN?!
La: zzZZzzzzz...
Egwene:: sighs ::
those poor Aiel
Sammael: now... this is a little stone cube, is you put it in your mouth and say "I like t eat toadstools" then a big shiny portal will appear
Sevanna: OUUH!! SHINY PORTAL THNGIE!! GIMMIE GIMMIE!!
The rest of the Aiel: SHINY PORTAL THINGY?!?!
:: they all grab a small stone cube ::
Greandal:: to hersef :: i didnt know it was going to be this easy...
The evil of Shadar logoth...and random crap
Rand:: walking through Shadar Logoth for no reason ::
Liah:: jumps from a random building onto a trolloc :: WHEEEEEE!!! LETS ALL DANCE A JIG!!!
Rand: uh...?
Liah: i like chocolate! do YOU like chocolate? :: dances a jig :: i liie pinappless!!
Rand:: who doesnt even know where he is yet :: ...Liah?...
Liah: Rand!!
Rand:Liah!
Liah: Rand!!
Rand:Liah!
Liah: Rand!!
Rand:Liah!
Liah: MARSHMELLOW!!
Rand: Marshmellow?
Liah: STRAWBERRI!!
Rand: Strawberri?
Liah: RAND!
told ya it was random...
Taslinophobia
Mat:: hiding in a closet :: is she gone yet?
Elayne: ... your scared of Taslin arent you?
Mat:: comes out of the closet :: no!! what in the light gave yo that idea?!?!
Nyneave: LOOK!! TASLIN!!
Mat: WHERE?!?! :: jumps back into the closet ::
Hes not insane... really
Cadsuane: we must stick together always!! no straying away from the group! or the BLOB will get us!!
Min: you mean Fog dont you?
Cadsuane: uh...yeah...
:: they walk through the fog for a while ::
Guywholikestheweirdgirl: hey wait a minute!! :: looks at Rand :: YOUR THE DRAGON REBORN!!
Rand: THE DRAGON REBORN?!?!? WHERE?!?! WERE ALL GONNA DIIIE!!! AAAARRRGH!! :: runs around in circles ::
Cadsuane:...somebody stop him before he hurts himself...
so...who's insane again?
Cadsuane: and remember! dont look at the fuzzy hamsters or else we will all turn into duckmeat!
Min: ... Im starting to wonder which of us is actually insane here
Rand:: supposedly to himself :: STOP LOOKING THROUGH MY EYES YOU PERVERT!! AND STOP WITH ALL THAT SINGING ABOUT CUpCACKES!!
GWLTWG(look at the last scene;): And were supposed to rely on them to get us out of here safely?
Cadusane: DONT LOOK AT THE HAMSTERS!! THEY WANT OUR HAMSTRINGS!!!
Rand:: is now curled up in a ball :: Liah, she was eaten by a trolloc, Enailia, she fell off a roof, Aviendha, she was struck by lightning, Ilyenna... ILYENNA My LOVE!!
Min: were all gonna die...
remember this guy?
Taslin: Oh Nyneave, theres someone at the door for you!
Nyneave: for me? :: walks over ::
Valan Luca:: who is followed by dramatic music :: Nyneave my love!
Nyneave: oh light not you again
Luca: dont you see? it was destiny that brought us together! we must fufill out destiny!! :: more dramatic music ensues ::
Nyneave: I told you already! im in love with someone else!
Luca: but...
Nyneave: no
Luca: but...
Nyneave: NO!!
Luca:: cries ::
Nyneave:...why me...
Dragon: Probably not as funny as it could have been... but i was very tired while writing this...
Rand: your ALWAYS tired!
Dragon: shutup :: whacks him with Callandor ::
Mat: cookie?
Dragon:: tosses him a cookeie ::
Elayne: LOOK!! TASLIN!!
Mat: WHERE?! WHERE?! :: runs away ::
Dragon: that was mean
Elayne: im a mean person
Dragon: you dont deserve to be one of Rands Lovers
Elayne: wow...that was harsh
Min: but... shes right
Elayne: MEANIE!! :: cries ::
Rand: now look what you've done! :: comforts Elayne ::
Dragon: ooh no, im nt going to put up with this! we get enough fluffy goodess from Perrin and Faile... :: glares ::
Moiraine: where are they anyway?
Dragon: they uh... wanted to be alone...together...
Aviendha: waay too much information
Min: 0o
Dragon: hey... time for the... RANDOM WOT INTERVIEw!! and today we have... THE DARK ONE!!
DO: WHA? WHERE AM I?
Dragon: yo there Do, im interviewing you
Do: OH...I SUPPOSE THATS OKAY...
Dragon: so... how do ya feel about being the big bad guy in the series?
do: PRETTY GOOD, IT MEANS I GET TO BE SLaCK TO EVERYONE WITHOUT NEEDING A PROPER REASON
Dragon: sounds like fun
Do: OH YEAH, AND I GET FREE PIZZA
Dragon: FREE PIZZA?!?! no fair I WANT FREE PIZZA!! IM AN AUTHORESS DAMNIT!!!
Do: HEHE WELL IM SORRY BUT ONLy SUPER EVIL ViLLIANS GET THE FREE piZZA VOUCHERS
Dragon: all the villians? so.., Souron and Saruman get free pizza?
Do: YUP
Dragon: and... Voldemort and Vicious and Regal?
Do: YUP
Dragon: personal note to self... become a super evil villioness in order to get free pizza...
Do: I CAN HELP YOU GET STARTED IF YOU LIKE
Dragon: you'd do that?
Do: SURE
Dragon: kewl! i like you already
Do: UM CAN YOU GIVE ME THE NEXT QUESTION NOW?
Dragon: sure... um... whas that you in the beggining of the very first book? that guy wh tortured Lews Therin?
Do: NO, THAT WAS DEMANDRED... I THINK...
Dragon: shoot... there goes fifty dollars...
Do: TOUGH LUCK...
Dragon: yeah... oh and by the way
Do: YEAH?
Dragon: how long to i have to be an evil villioness to get free pizza?
Do: WELL, ITS NOT ReaLLY HOW LONG, BUT WHAT YOU DO THAT COUNTS
Rand: this interview is getting scary...
Mat: i know... he's giving her ideas... bad ideas...
:: Dragon and the Dark one continue talking ::
Egwene: Well.. Time to go... thank you, all you wonderfull reviewers!
Rand: Egwene!! come help us get Dragon away frpm the Do!
Egwene: well.. Cya next time!!