"I think," Anna announced suddenly, "that we need to go to the source of our problem! To Transylvania!"
So, the whole group set off towards the stables, singing Monster Mash. Dracula even had a very interesting dance to go with it, which bore a great deal of resemblance to that of the YMCA.
"So, Transylvanian horses then?" Carl asked chirpily as they reached the stables.
Anna shook her head. "We have discovered an even faster mode of transport. I present to you... Transylvanian sheep!"
Anna shoved the stable door open to reveal eight sheep, one each for Gabriel, Anna, Carl, Jinette, Dracula, Verona, Aleera and Marishka (just in case you forgot who was present in this fic).
"You have got to be joking," Marishka snarled.
"Baa," said the sheep.
After much fighting between Anna and, well, everyone else, the party agreed to mount the sheep and ride them as far as they felt was possible. So, off they went, galloping (or should that be waddling?) towards Transylvania, the occasional 'pop' coming from Gabriel's direction.
Another pointless waste of your time and mine ;D. Not an incredibly funny or long chapter but more funny stuff on the way. BTW, if you don't know the song Monster Mash, you should listen to it. It's funny.