A/N: I'm glad you guys are enjoying this, 'cause I'm having one hell of a time writing it. Happy to hear the "in bed" parts are amusing, too ;)

Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King or any of the characters. They all belong to Hiroyuki Takei.

xxx FAUST VIII

Appearance: Tall, pale, bags under the eyes (looks like eyeshadow) from staying up past his bedtime one too many times, Faust pulls off the necromancer look so very well! Does this gorgeous man not scream bishie at you through a microphone? He has short blonde hair and blue – almost purple – eyes. Stands at about 5'11" maybe?

Clothing: Faust deserves the gold for most unique yet sensible outfit; or at least bronze. Seeing as he's a doctor, Faust always has a lab coat on. He has a blue patch sewn onto his chest. His pants are very original. They're black, tight, and have got rubber band-like thingers around them and knee-pads (erm, knee-patches?) sewn into them. Look like thigh-high rubber combat boots to me. Think Frankenstein of the 20th Century. He can sometimes be seen wearing a yellow scarf and/or a tall hat with a cute yellow flower plopped on top of it. All look good on him.

Intelligence: He's a doctor, he's got to be a genius to get through medical school and become a shaman. He's read through every pharmaceutical book just to find a way to revive his deceased wife. Where else did his necromancer powers come from but records of the past?

Personality/Socializing: Words like nice and caring can all apply to Faust, but if he were to be summed up in one word, it would be devoted. He was unable to let go of his wife, even in death, and was determined to bring her back. Normal guys would have mourned but moved on, but not Faust. He would go to the end of the world and back just to be with his wife again, who was taken unfairly from him. Faust gets along with just about everyone. You can trust him to be there in a time of need. But don't call his wife a puppet/doll or he'll go berserk and sick his bones on you.

Finances: A doctor makes good pay. That's why it's so damn hard to get through med school, and even harder to get in. Faust would be able to support your family, your jobless parents, and the anaconda you adopted from the zoo (snakes are cool!).

Home Economics: He could've depended on his wife a lot, her being his assistant and all.

Combat: He has the ability to command armies of skeletons. Though Ren comments Faust's skeletons have weak bones and don't drink enough milk, I'm sure a good percentage of them don't have osteoporosis.

Competition: Eliza. Wife. The man loves her unconditionally and refuses to accept her death, willing to do anything it takes to bring her back. This is going to be a tough cookie to crunch.

Family: Um... Faust I sold his soul to the devil. Just thought you might like to know that fun little fact. And, captain obvious speaking here, there were seven other Fausts before our Faust. You could count his wife as family, but she's more competition for you. And his dog won't pose much of a threat if you don't steal its bones.

In Bed: Interesting to say the least. Being a doctor, Faust must have knowledge of the female anatomy. He knows which places of your body will drive you wild. He'd be a real sweetheart, too, praising your beauty and making you feel absolutely loved.

Conclusion: Eliza'll be hard to get out of the picture. Maybe you can look, act, and basically just be her (or, er, go back in time and be that pretty girl in the window who notices him and was kind to him when he was small). That'll get his attention, for sure! Once you snag him, he won't let you go. A wedding vow proclaims a man and woman will be together "until death do us part." For Faust, it's "until nothing never do us no part" and that includes death. He'll go bald if he has to, in order to bring you back to life. An overall devoted, successful, romantic guy, Faust is the catch of a lifetime. So go get him! And be sure to tell us the miracle of how you managed to shift his adoration from Eliza to you.

A/N: Bone daddy, completed. Anyway, next: Lyserg Diethyl, the only character in all of anime rumored to be named after LSD!

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