Minerva rushed into Dumbledore's office.

            "Oh, Albus, I need to talk to you about something…"

            "Sit down, Minerva."  She sat down, and suddenly noticed that there was another woman in the room.

            "Oh, am I interrupting something?"

            "Not at all.  This is the sexy young new DADA teacher, Mary Sue."

            "It's nice to meet you, Mary Sue….your hair is such an interesting color, Mary Sue…what made you wish to dye it that….unique color of red?"

            "It's natural."

            "Oh…my….your teeth are so white….."

            "Of course they are!"

            "Mary Sue, I need to discuss something very private with Albus.  Would you mind ducking out for a second?"

            "Not at all.  I need to go give Harry a Band-Aid for his scraped knee and tell Severus that his hair smells good."  She left.

            "Albus, how do her eyes change color like that?"

            "It really doesn't matter.  What did you want to talk to me about, Minerva?"

            "Well, everyone is acting very strangely…first of all, I think Severus and Hermione had an inappropriate sexual relationship."

            "That is inexcusable!"

            "What should we do about it."

            "Absolutely nothing."

            "What?"

            "It's sweet!  They're both adults."

            "No, not really…."

            "Of course they aren't!  Hermione is just a child!  It's disgusting!"

            "Yes, that's what I'm saying…."

            "Best just to let it run its course."

            "Oh, Albus…you're doing it too?"

            "If "it" means sleeping with students, then I most certainly am!  But don't tell, because it's certainly not allowed on my watch!"

            "That's…not…what I meant!  Everyone keeps changing personalities, and I don't get it!  It never happened before today!  Argh….I'm so confused…….."

            "Minerva, you might feel better if we have sex.  You just have to trust me on this."

            "No!  I don't want to have sex with ANYBODY!!!!" 

            "That's good.  Sexual relationships between staff members are not allowed at Hogwarts, as I'm sure you know."

            "Well…uh….and Hermione also has several children, apparently.  How hasn't this come to anyone's attention?"

            "Minerva, do you remember when we used to be lovers?"

            "Albus, you're getting senile.  We were never lovers."

            "Are you sure about that?"

            "I…oh….um….oh….."  She stood up.  "Albus, I've got class." Minerva ran out of the room.