A/N: Well here we go!

Harry: You made me sleep with Malfoy! What kind of sick perverted freak are you?

Draco: You know for once I have to agree with him there that was disgusting!

Harry: Like you were any better ferret face.

Draco: Shut up you egomaniac with a hero complex.

Alysia: STOP FIGHTING! You know I'm seriously going to put you two through therapy!

Draco: NO!

Harry: NO!

Alysia: Then stop fighting! Now I'm going to start the story! Oh by the way there is quite a bit of cussing in this chapter, if this offends you you may leave if you want.

Chapter 3

Draco's eyes slowly flitted open as he awoke to find himself in a very awkward position………hugging Harry's waist. He quickly jumped out of bed disgusted with himself. Luckily Harry didn't wake up first. It would have been hell. Draco was hungry so he walked into the kitchen to see what there was to eat at this joint. He opened the cupboard, nothing; he opened the fridge, nothing. Where was all the food? He quickly shuffled through all the shelves but there was not a single edible crumb of food in the apartment anywhere. Which only meant one thing, shopping.

"POTTER! GET UP NOW!" His screams had awoken the raven-haired boy and startled him causing him to run into the kitchen lighting fast. He quickly looked around trying to find out what the hell was wrong. He didn't see anything out of the ordinary.

"Why the hell did you wake me up you git?!?"

"There's no food," said Draco airily.

"So…"

"So go shopping, duh"

"You go shopping!"

"No, I don't really feel like it now, you do it." Harry looked furious.

"Listen Malfoy, I am so not being your slave for the next 6 months."

"Yes, you know that you being my slave would be rather nice, now go shopping" Harry instinctively reached for his wand but then realized he couldn't use it.

"Malfoy I swear if I could use my wand I would hex you so bad." Said Harry through gritted teeth.

"Yeah well you can't, what are you gonna do about it?" He just did the first thing that came to mind. He lunged at the surprised Draco causing him to fall backwards onto the floor. All those years of wresting with Dudley and his cronies had finally come in handy. He started hitting any part he could while Draco tried desperately to protect his self.

"AAARRRRGGGHHHH! GET OFF OF ME YOU IDIOT!" He pushed with all his might to get the slightly larger boy off him. He stood up and tried to make himself look decent again, but Harry wasn't done with him yet. He lunged again pushing him up against the wall holding him up by the neck, strangling him. Draco started prying at Harry's fingers trying to get him to let go, seeing as his face was beginning to turn a nasty shade of purple. Then Draco coming to desperate measures kneed Harry in his most sacred place immediately causing him to drop the blond boy and fall to the floor whimpering.

"You asshole! That fucking hurt!" said Harry in-between hard gasps for air.

"Yeah well I COULN'T FUCKING BREATH if you didn't notice!" Harry tried to gain his composure and stood back up and leaned himself up against the wall.

"Whatever, listen since none of us wants to go shopping I guess we'll have to go together."

"What? And me be seen in the presence of you? Yeah right!"

"It's not like were going to see anyone we know! Were with muggles remember!"

"So? I still don't want to be seen with you, you look like a freak for god's sake"

"You know what? YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!" screamed Harry

"Too bad"

"Too bad my ass, now go get ready!"

"Fine" grumbled Draco under his breath as he went to go change. A few minutes later Draco came out looking like his usual self, Harry however still looked he had just rolled out of bed.

"My god, please at least do something about your hair!"

"You think I like my hair to like this! It's not my fault my hair won't behave."

"Oh please, it's called a brush"

"You think I haven't tried that?"

"Jesus Christ, come here" Harry reluctantly walked towards him as Draco grabbed the comb that was sitting on the counter. "Turn around" Harry obeyed. Draco began messing with his hair, brushing it this way and that. Then as he was brushing down his fingers swept across the nape of Harry's neck causing shivers to run down his spine. Draco didn't seem to notice. Harry however did. // What the fuck? THIS IS MALFOY I'M TALKING ABOUT! Why the hell did I get the Goosebumps? \\ Harry was shaken out of his thoughts because Draco was talking to him.

"See? Was that so hard?" Draco took him by the shoulders and turned him so he could see himself in the mirror hanging on the wall. Holy crap, his hair really was flat for the first time in his life.

"How the hell did you do that!" exclaimed Harry excitedly.

"It's really not that hard. Now if you please I would like to go, I'm really starving here." Draco walked over to the door and held it open for Harry to pass. He walked out and they headed out to the parking lot. As they reached the black pavement Draco asked a question.

"Which car is ours?"

"Um, the professor said it's a black Monte Carlo."

"Oh really?!? I love Monte Carlos!"

"How the hell would you know about muggle cars?" asked Harry as he pulled the keys out of his pocket and unlocked the car sitting in the drivers seat.

"I would like to have you know that I absolutely love cars, Even if they do have to do with Muggles. You know I did a bit of illegal drag racing a few years back," said Malfoy with a mischievous glint in his eye. "And anyways, who says you get to drive?"

"I say I get to drive" He started up the car and started to back up.

"Fine then I get to drive on the way back."

"Fine whatever."

"Do you even know where the grocery store is?" asked Draco quizzically.

"Yes, he gave us a map of the area." The rest of the ride was in awkward silence. They didn't know what to say, Draco didn't dare throw any insults in case Harry blew up again like earlier, He most definitely didn't want that happening while Harry was driving. They arrived several minutes later and walked up to the entrance.

"Grab a cart Potter"

"You grab a cart, didn't I already tell you I'm not going to be your slave?"

"Yeah so what?"

"So I'm not grabbing a cart"

"Yes."

"No" They were getting several stares from people who were passing by.

"What are you all staring at!" screamed Draco startling a few people causing them to jump up in the sir.

"Fine you know what? I'll get the cart!" He grumpily stalked over to the blue carts, grabbed one, and proceeded to enter the store Draco closely behind him. "So what do we want?"

"How should I know, I've never eaten muggle food before"

"You are so dense, we studied muggle food at the end of last semester!"

"You think I paid attention?"

"You should have! You're the top student in our grade besides Hermione!"

"So?"

"My god, are you really that thick?"

"No"

"Fine! You know what I'll pick the food. But you can't complain if you don't like it when we got back."

"Fine"

"What's with all the one word answers!" asked Harry angrily as he grabbed a carton of milk and set it in the cart.

"I have no idea what your talking about Potter"

"I can't believe I'm going to have to live with you for six months" said Harry under his breath.  Apparently Draco heard him.

"What was that Potter?"

"I said I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITYH YOU FOR SIX MONTHS!" His voice echoed off the walls.

"You know most people would be over enthusiastic to be living with me." Said Draco arrogantly. 

"Yeah well I'm not"

"I'm surprised, I was almost certain you were a pouf" Harry jaw dropped and the can of soup he was holding slipped from his hand.

"W-w-what?"

"You know gay?" said Draco as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"I know what a bloody pouf is! But what would make you think that?"

"Oh I don't know, little hints here and there. I never would have imagined that 'The Boy Who Lived' would be gay to be honest." Harry turned an impressive shade of red. How did he know? Draco noticed Harry blush and continued on with his little speech. "Really Potter, it's nothing to be ashamed with, I'm gay if you really must know" This is where Harry nearly lost his head.

"Holy shit, you got to be kidding me"

"No I'm really not" The rest of the trip at the grocery store they didn't say anything more to each other. Harry just grabbed the basics and essentials and was out of there as fast as possible. However on the way home he tried to start up the conversation again as Draco tried to drive through rush hour.

"You can't possibly be gay! What about all your girlfriends! You're like the biggest player in the entire school!"

"Honestly Potter, are you that thick? I simply did that as a cover up. My father would skin me alive if he found out."

"Oh…" was all Harry could muster.

"DAMN IT! HURRY THE FUCK UP!" Draco was violently beating on the horn.

"Road rage?" asked Harry very amused.

"Shut up"

"Whatever you say Malfoy." About an hour later they were back in the apartment with all the food in their proper places. Harry laid out on the leather couch and began to watch T.V. however a few minutes later Draco interrupted his little date with the television.

"Where are we working exactly?"

"Umm, Hot Topic, over at the mall. We got to be in at 7:30 tomorrow."

"Ah I see, then you shouldn't you we be in bed right now considering its almost 12:00 and I've some rumors that Gyriffindors are very nasty people when they don't get enough sleep" said Draco. "Not that they aren't already nasty" He added as an afterthought. Harry turned around and gave him an icy glare.

"I suppose" He dragged himself off the couch, quickly changed into his pajamas and hopped into bed. Draco soon joined a few minutes later and they were off to la la land soon after………

A/N: Well this took forever! I hope you liked it!

Harry: How could you let him kick me there? That hurt!

Draco: Don't be such a baby Potter

Harry: Oh shut up you sorry excuse for a human.

Alysia: THERAPY!

Harry: silence

Draco: silence

Alysia: FINALLY!

Thanks to the following reviewers!

Someonesgurl: I'm glad you like it! It's a really fun story to write!

Cerberis: You really think it that well written? Thanks! I really appreciate that!

Sailor Grape: I'm glad you like it so far! Yeah I know not nearly entertaining if they had the same bed!

Cithara: Oh I'm sorry there weren't more chapters! I'll have as many as possible up as soon as possible!

Reika: What's fan service? Anyways thanks for the review! I loved it!

Crazy For Bakura: I'm not sure if it's going to be raunchy or lemony yet! Probably a little of both! Oh and I know! TOM FELTON IS GORGEOUS! Oh and it's ok that you're insane………'cause I am too!

TheRealEbonWings:  Glad you like it! Thanks!

Emeline: Glad you like it! I'll try and write more romance.

Caz Malfoy: I Know the same bed! Lol how funny and awesome! Lol Glad you're liking my story.

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A/N: Ok well I guess that's it! Not long till the next chapter, I'm loving this story!