Kon'nichi wa minna-san, again, it's Deadly Whispers!
Okay, I'm not sure if this one's bigger than the last chapter or not, but still, it's a descent sized one!
Disclaimer: I own a notebook which is almost used up, but that's not the point! The point IS that I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, but if I did many people would never see the light of day again!
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Kuwabara: *looks at seat number on ticket* Hey, he took my seat!
Dude in the seat: No, this is my penguin!
Kurama: Kuronue?
Hiei: Oh no, not that baka again!
Kuronue: Hey, it's the midget!
Hiei: Call me that one more time bat boy!
Kuronue: Bring it on midget! *BIG smock cloud*
Yusuke: Umm, are we missing something or is it just me?
Kurama: You remember Kuronue, from the "movie".
Kuwabara: Oh, that dude with the bat wings!
Boton: You just now figured that out?!
Kurama: What are you even doing here anyway?
Kuronue: To see The Screaming Pink Bunnies duh!
All Except Kuronue: -.-
Kuronue: *cheesy smile*
Hiei: Let me guess. *points to sign saying FREE BEER*
Kuronue: Oh, well, you see-
Hiei: Damn bat, can't you go a day without that ningen crap?!
Kuronue: No-wait, yes!
Hiei: You are useless!
Kurama: Okay, save it for later okay.
Kuronue: But he called me useless-
Hiei: He called me short!
Kurama: You are useless and you are short, get used to it!
Kuronue and Hiei: *glares at each other*
Kuwabara: What's wrong with them?
Kurama: They hate and want to kill each other. I don't know why, but they do. They only get along when they're sugar high and drunk.
Kuwabara: So can I have my seat now?
Kuronue: NO! Like I said before, this-is-my-seat!!!! *shows ticket* SEE!
Yusuke: That's a lotto ticket!
Kuronue: Lotto, what's a lotto?
All: *looks at Yusuke*
Yusuke: I'm going to ignore that. How did you get in here anyway if you didn't have a ticket?
Kuronue: You know, I was wondering the same thing.
All Except Kuronue: *anime style fall*
Kuwabara: Hey look, the opening band is coming on!
All Except Kuwabara and Kuronue: Oh no anything but that! *Britany Spears comes on stage* AAAAAAAAAAH!
Kuwabara: What's so bad about Britany Spears?
Hiei: Oh, I don't know, maybe because she's a gay slut!
Kuwabara: How dare you!
Hiei: are you telling me that you like her?
Kuwabara: Of course, I worship the ground that she walks on!
Hiei: Hn. Baka, how can anyone worship her?
Kuronue: I do-I do!
Kurama: Oo You worship her? How could you sink so low?
Kuronue: Easily! ^_^
Britany Spears: *starts to sing Oops, I did it Again off key*
All Except Kuronue and Kuwabara: AAAAAAAH! THE MADNESS!
As the hours rolled on the song finally ended. Then She started over! ^_^
All Except Kuronue and Kuwabara: WHY MUST I SUFFER THIS WAAAAAY?
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And there's your chapter, I hope you like because there's a lot more, so far I have eight chapters typed up!