Disclaimer: See chapter 1
A/N: This chapter is dedicated to a friend who has very weird problems. Just like me!
Lily slowly fluttered her eyes open and looked at the alarm clock beside her. 'Its only 5:30?' She thought to herself. 'Damn no use trying to get back to sleep know' Whenever Lily woke up there was no going back. For some reason she could never get back to sleep. So she slowly got out of bed and took a shower, got dressed and tried to decide what to do before her first class, which started at 8:00, which was about two hours away. "Hmmmm, I could start studying, no that's too boring, or I could go out and run, no I'm already nice and clean, I don't want to get sweaty..." She was doing this while walking down the stairs towards the common room not even noticing that she was doing so.
"You know the first sign of craziness is talking to one's self"
"Oh shut up James" He gave her that famous smirk that made all girls just melt. "What are you doing up this early anyway?"
"Oh I'm just an early bird. May I ask the same for you?"
"When Lily Evans wakes up there's no going back," replied Lily answering the raven-haired boy's question. James just chuckled
"So what is there to do around this joint?" asked Lily
"Lots of stuff, pulling pranks, eating, pulling pranks, sneaking around, pulling pranks, just hanging around, pulling pranks, flying..."
"OK OK! I get it! Well to be more specific what is there that I can do right about now?"
"We can go flying?"
"Oh I'd love to! But the only problem is I don't have a broom."
"Well you ride with me. I mean if you want to?"
"Sure! I'd love to!" Soon after Lily had grabbed her coat, they were both walking over to the Quidditch pitch. James slid onto the front of the broom and motioned for Lily sit behind him. She slid on but was unsure of where to put her hands. So she decided to put them behind her on the back of the broom. He looked a bit upset about this but she tried not to notice. However Lily had never ridden on a broom before and was very frightened when the broom suddenly took off from the ground and quickly wrapped her arms around his waist very tightly so she wouldn't fall off. This seemed to brighten up James quite a bit.
"Having fun?" yelled James so Lily could hear over the wind.
"Absolutely! This is wonderful!" screamed Lily right back
"HEY! JAMES! LILY! COME DOWN HERE!" yelled Sirius from the ground. James swiftly led the broom to the ground and both the teens slid off.
"Well you two looked pretty cozy up there" Lily lightly punched him on the arm.
"Oh shut up Sirius" He just laughed and said, "Well anyways just wanted to let you two lovebirds know" Both James and Lily glared at him. "That evil pink fluffy bunnies are planning your demise!"
"What?" asked James and Lily at the same time.
"Gummy worms are good"
"Huh?" asked Lily
"CLOWNS ARE EVIL!!!"
"What the hell are you babbling about Padfoot?"
"I have a Daddy!"
"So do a lot of people Sirius," said Lily laughing out loud
" I eat sugar raw," mumbled Sirius. " MY SMILY HAS DOWN-SYNDROME, MY THUMB ITCHES, I SNORT MAGICAL MARKERS!" neither James or Lily knew what to do so they rushed him up to the infirmary with Sirius babbling about something or other the whole time.
"What the hell happened to him Potter?" asked the nurse (cant remember name) as soon as they got there.
"How should we know? We were on the field and all of a sudden he starts mumbling all this crap that makes no sense whatsoever"
"Ok fine just step out so I can find out what's wrong with him." Both Lily and James slowly trudged out not wanting to leave their friend all alone with a psychopathic nurse.
***
"It turns out young Sirius here has cerebral palsy. It's a disease that you get from snorting magical markers and it turns your nose rainbow." Seeing the worries looks on their faces she said "Don't worry it is quite temporary, it will wear off in a few day. Melissa over here has it too" Both the teens looked over at a 6th year girls with a very colorful nose. "Now shoo! He needs his rest. Lily and James toddled off to tell the others
A/N: ok I know this chapter is totally cracked up but I had way too much sugar and my story needs some humor doesn't it? Please Review!
A/N: This chapter is dedicated to a friend who has very weird problems. Just like me!
Lily slowly fluttered her eyes open and looked at the alarm clock beside her. 'Its only 5:30?' She thought to herself. 'Damn no use trying to get back to sleep know' Whenever Lily woke up there was no going back. For some reason she could never get back to sleep. So she slowly got out of bed and took a shower, got dressed and tried to decide what to do before her first class, which started at 8:00, which was about two hours away. "Hmmmm, I could start studying, no that's too boring, or I could go out and run, no I'm already nice and clean, I don't want to get sweaty..." She was doing this while walking down the stairs towards the common room not even noticing that she was doing so.
"You know the first sign of craziness is talking to one's self"
"Oh shut up James" He gave her that famous smirk that made all girls just melt. "What are you doing up this early anyway?"
"Oh I'm just an early bird. May I ask the same for you?"
"When Lily Evans wakes up there's no going back," replied Lily answering the raven-haired boy's question. James just chuckled
"So what is there to do around this joint?" asked Lily
"Lots of stuff, pulling pranks, eating, pulling pranks, sneaking around, pulling pranks, just hanging around, pulling pranks, flying..."
"OK OK! I get it! Well to be more specific what is there that I can do right about now?"
"We can go flying?"
"Oh I'd love to! But the only problem is I don't have a broom."
"Well you ride with me. I mean if you want to?"
"Sure! I'd love to!" Soon after Lily had grabbed her coat, they were both walking over to the Quidditch pitch. James slid onto the front of the broom and motioned for Lily sit behind him. She slid on but was unsure of where to put her hands. So she decided to put them behind her on the back of the broom. He looked a bit upset about this but she tried not to notice. However Lily had never ridden on a broom before and was very frightened when the broom suddenly took off from the ground and quickly wrapped her arms around his waist very tightly so she wouldn't fall off. This seemed to brighten up James quite a bit.
"Having fun?" yelled James so Lily could hear over the wind.
"Absolutely! This is wonderful!" screamed Lily right back
"HEY! JAMES! LILY! COME DOWN HERE!" yelled Sirius from the ground. James swiftly led the broom to the ground and both the teens slid off.
"Well you two looked pretty cozy up there" Lily lightly punched him on the arm.
"Oh shut up Sirius" He just laughed and said, "Well anyways just wanted to let you two lovebirds know" Both James and Lily glared at him. "That evil pink fluffy bunnies are planning your demise!"
"What?" asked James and Lily at the same time.
"Gummy worms are good"
"Huh?" asked Lily
"CLOWNS ARE EVIL!!!"
"What the hell are you babbling about Padfoot?"
"I have a Daddy!"
"So do a lot of people Sirius," said Lily laughing out loud
" I eat sugar raw," mumbled Sirius. " MY SMILY HAS DOWN-SYNDROME, MY THUMB ITCHES, I SNORT MAGICAL MARKERS!" neither James or Lily knew what to do so they rushed him up to the infirmary with Sirius babbling about something or other the whole time.
"What the hell happened to him Potter?" asked the nurse (cant remember name) as soon as they got there.
"How should we know? We were on the field and all of a sudden he starts mumbling all this crap that makes no sense whatsoever"
"Ok fine just step out so I can find out what's wrong with him." Both Lily and James slowly trudged out not wanting to leave their friend all alone with a psychopathic nurse.
***
"It turns out young Sirius here has cerebral palsy. It's a disease that you get from snorting magical markers and it turns your nose rainbow." Seeing the worries looks on their faces she said "Don't worry it is quite temporary, it will wear off in a few day. Melissa over here has it too" Both the teens looked over at a 6th year girls with a very colorful nose. "Now shoo! He needs his rest. Lily and James toddled off to tell the others
A/N: ok I know this chapter is totally cracked up but I had way too much sugar and my story needs some humor doesn't it? Please Review!