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Disclaimer: Do I really need one? OK FINE. I'm not Tolkien. *cheesy grin*
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I drew my gaze away from him and looked out into the hallway, "Well… Best be getting your clothes, then. Don't need a naked Elf wandering around in my house…" I got up and quickly left the bathroom, smirking to myself and watching the floor as I walked. I turned to go down the stairs when I ran into something solid and flew backwards, landing on my butt. I looked up and saw Legolas standing on the 2nd stair from the top with an eyebrow raised in question and a smirk forming on his lips.
"And what was all that about, hmm?" Legolas asked, waving a hand towards the bathroom.
I merely cocked an eyebrow at him, "None of your business, Legs, "Getting up off my bottom, "Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Elven clothing to retrieve." I slipped past him and down the stairs, turning right and walking into the den, and over towards the laundry area. I pulled open the large plastic curtain/door and opened the dryer. I retrieved all of Haldir's now warm dry clothing and shut the dryer door, heading back upstairs. I walked into the bathroom and stopped when I saw the Elf bare as the day he was born, dropping the clothing and shielding my eyes, screaming, "Ahh! My eyes! My poor innocent eyes! They burn!" and ran blindly out of the bathroom and towards my room, "Put yer clothes on for Valar's sake!" I heard both Legolas and Haldir snicker and slammed my door behind me, leaning against it, smirking to myself once again. I had to admit… Haldir was quite a sight to see…. I then smacked myself mentally, 'No! Can't think such thoughts! Will only lead to trouble! Get yer head outta the clouds!' I then took a small inaudible breath and let it out slowly. I then flew across my room with a shriek and landed face-first on my floor, all because SOMEONE had to fling my door open. The guilty Elf happened to be Legolas…. At least his boots anyway, since that was all I could see from my sprawled out position on the floor. I made a small whimper/gurgle sound in the back of my throat and the Elf started to laugh. He was laughing at me! I weakly tried to move my left arm, but all it did was weakly flop itself against the carpeted floor and stop moving. I then whined, "Hep me hep me! I've follun an' I can' ge' up!"
Keep in mind, part of my face was squished into the floor therefore I couldn't pronounce things correctly. Yeah. Kinda hard, you see. Of course, only saying this sent the Elf into even more hysterics, which attracted the attention of Haldir who was finally dressed (Thank the merciful heavens my eyes will not burn any longer!) over to my doorway. He chuckled to himself at the sight, which I created, then stepped over the laughing Legolas to get to my side. He put his hands under my arms and picked me up off of the floor, turning my around to face him and pulling me towards him after my legs decided they didn't want to work, my face pressed into his clean-smelling chest. I then rolled my eyes at the irony of it all… From face mushed against the floor, to being mushed against his chest. Two seconds of freedom and now I'm practically back to square one. I once again tried to move my legs, but since they were being unresponsive I merely sighed and shifted my arms a bit better. Yes, they too were trapped between Haldir and I. I looked up at Haldir, letting my head roll back in order to see him, and he looked down at me with a slight smile on his face. I then dramatically cried out, "My hero! Yeyes! You are my savior oh brilliant night-light from the heavens of Cheeseville!" I proceeded to crack up at the face Haldir now wore… He looked as if he were slightly amused, yet terrified for my mental health. I tried to gasp for breath, "You…. Should…. Have… Seen the look… On your face!" As I cracked up laughing once again, he dragged me over to my bed and unceremoniously threw me onto it.
He lifted an eyebrow, "If you are quite alright, I do believe I will be taking my leave of you now." He then turned to walk away when I stopped him with my hand grabbing his. He turned around to look at me, "Yes?"
I smirked up at him, "Your face was so funny looking!" Then I cracked up laughing again. He stormed out of my room then, with me crying out, "Wait! Haldir! It was only a joke!" after him.