A/N: OK that last chapter was really really really messed up! I was eating
sugar raw last night and was so hyper and I wrote that chapter at 3:30 in
the morning! And the whole time me and a friend from online were cracking
jokes that were really messed up and that's where I got all those things
that Sirius was mumbling. OK and here's a note for "Miracle Girls" who
reviewed for me! Um you asked about cerebral palsy. That was one of the
jokes from last night so don't ask lol. And yes Lily did fall on her butt!
Isn't she just so graceful? No I bet you're tired of my mumbling so on with
the story!
Disclaimer: see chapter 1
"What in the bloody hell are you talking about?" asked Remus
"Sirius has been getting high off some markers or something and now he has some temporary disease that makes him look like a bloody poof!" screamed James.
"Guys calm down, it is only temporary and plus we have do get to class, it starts in about 10 minutes." Said Lily trying to calm them down.
"Oh shit your right, lets get going" said James grabbing her by the wrist and out of the common room.
"See you later Remus!" Lily said, "So where to Mr. Tour guide?"
"Um this way just follow me" They were soon weaving in and out and through all the hallways and up the stairs.
"So who teaches Potions James?"
"Professor Arbor I believe"
"Oh ok awesome, he sound nice," said Lily
"No! Are you kidding? He's evil!"
"Oh I'm sure he's not evil, you're just exaggerating."
"No I'm really not, you just watch and see" Both James, and Lily sat down at a table near the back next to each other. Any person that walked in to the room would just glare at them, you see Lily was easily the prettiest girl in all of Hogwarts, so the guys would glare at James, and James was just about the most handsome and popular guy in all of Hogwarts, so the girls would glare at Lily since they all wanted James for themselves.
"James, Lily 5 points from Gryfindor for flirting during class" said Professor Arbor as he walked in the classroom.
"But professor we weren't even talking, so how could we be flirting?" asked Lily
"I saw the looks you were giving each other. And now another 10 points for your arrogance"
"But Professor, that isn't fair!" said James
"I'm a professor, I don't have to be fair, and now since you will not shut up and let me teach the class both of you have detentions, please come to me after class to get instructions" Both of them just sat silent the rest class with a disbelieving look on their face. After class was finished they walked up to the professors desk to get their instructions.
"Your detentions will be tonight, right after dinner, you will be cleaning the toilets in the girls bathroom on the third floor, now go, out of my sight"
"Professor I have Quidditch practice right after dinner"
"Well you'll just have to miss it won't you?" said Professor Arbor with a snarl on his lips. James and Lily walked out and went on their way to Charms, Lily's favorite class.
Once out of earshot James said, "See what did I tell you?!?"
"OK, I guess you were right, he is evil"
"See I told you! And now because of you, I have a detention and I have to miss practice! The captain is going to kill me!"
"WHAT? How is this my fault? Its just as much yours, as it is mine!"
"No no no! If you weren't giving me those 'looks' we wouldn't be in trouble!"
"I WASN'T GIVING YOU 'LOOKS'! I CANT BELIEVE YOU'RE BLAMING THIS ON ME!" said Lily as she was storming off.
"Wait Lily! I'm sorry ok? You don't even know where the classroom is! Come on! Lily?" yelled James at her retreating back.
"I don't need your help! I'll just ask Remus!" and at that he couldn't see her anymore through the crowds of students. However when he arrived at the classroom Lily was sitting at a table near the front of the class. He went and sat next to her. But she just moved her stuff to the next table over and wouldn't even look at him. He moved next to her again.
"Lily I'm really sorry, I didn't mean what I said what earlier, I promise"
"I don't care, leave me alone" James noticed that her face was tear- stained. He hated that he was the one who caused this.
"Please Lily, forgive me" Her face was filled with unshed tears, too proud to shed them in front of him. James picked her up into a big bear hug not wanting her to be sad and she started sobbing into his chest.
"Lily what's wrong?" said James, his voice filled with concern.
"Everything! You're mad at you, all the girls hate me, I'm an ugly wench, my parents don't love me, they just want me to get good grades, I have no friends, and everything else!" said Lily sobbing in-between
"Lily! Do you seriously believe all that stuff you just said? If you do you are so wrong! I'm not mad at you, the girls are just jealous, You're absolutely gorgeous, Your parents I'm sure do love you, and me and the other guys are your friends aren't we?"
"Really?"
"Yes, I promise"
"Thank you James, I really needed to hear that" and she pulled into a tight embrace
"Come we need to take our seats, class is starting soon" he said as he hugged her back. They both sat down and the rest of the class started flooding in and taking their seats.
Disclaimer: see chapter 1
"What in the bloody hell are you talking about?" asked Remus
"Sirius has been getting high off some markers or something and now he has some temporary disease that makes him look like a bloody poof!" screamed James.
"Guys calm down, it is only temporary and plus we have do get to class, it starts in about 10 minutes." Said Lily trying to calm them down.
"Oh shit your right, lets get going" said James grabbing her by the wrist and out of the common room.
"See you later Remus!" Lily said, "So where to Mr. Tour guide?"
"Um this way just follow me" They were soon weaving in and out and through all the hallways and up the stairs.
"So who teaches Potions James?"
"Professor Arbor I believe"
"Oh ok awesome, he sound nice," said Lily
"No! Are you kidding? He's evil!"
"Oh I'm sure he's not evil, you're just exaggerating."
"No I'm really not, you just watch and see" Both James, and Lily sat down at a table near the back next to each other. Any person that walked in to the room would just glare at them, you see Lily was easily the prettiest girl in all of Hogwarts, so the guys would glare at James, and James was just about the most handsome and popular guy in all of Hogwarts, so the girls would glare at Lily since they all wanted James for themselves.
"James, Lily 5 points from Gryfindor for flirting during class" said Professor Arbor as he walked in the classroom.
"But professor we weren't even talking, so how could we be flirting?" asked Lily
"I saw the looks you were giving each other. And now another 10 points for your arrogance"
"But Professor, that isn't fair!" said James
"I'm a professor, I don't have to be fair, and now since you will not shut up and let me teach the class both of you have detentions, please come to me after class to get instructions" Both of them just sat silent the rest class with a disbelieving look on their face. After class was finished they walked up to the professors desk to get their instructions.
"Your detentions will be tonight, right after dinner, you will be cleaning the toilets in the girls bathroom on the third floor, now go, out of my sight"
"Professor I have Quidditch practice right after dinner"
"Well you'll just have to miss it won't you?" said Professor Arbor with a snarl on his lips. James and Lily walked out and went on their way to Charms, Lily's favorite class.
Once out of earshot James said, "See what did I tell you?!?"
"OK, I guess you were right, he is evil"
"See I told you! And now because of you, I have a detention and I have to miss practice! The captain is going to kill me!"
"WHAT? How is this my fault? Its just as much yours, as it is mine!"
"No no no! If you weren't giving me those 'looks' we wouldn't be in trouble!"
"I WASN'T GIVING YOU 'LOOKS'! I CANT BELIEVE YOU'RE BLAMING THIS ON ME!" said Lily as she was storming off.
"Wait Lily! I'm sorry ok? You don't even know where the classroom is! Come on! Lily?" yelled James at her retreating back.
"I don't need your help! I'll just ask Remus!" and at that he couldn't see her anymore through the crowds of students. However when he arrived at the classroom Lily was sitting at a table near the front of the class. He went and sat next to her. But she just moved her stuff to the next table over and wouldn't even look at him. He moved next to her again.
"Lily I'm really sorry, I didn't mean what I said what earlier, I promise"
"I don't care, leave me alone" James noticed that her face was tear- stained. He hated that he was the one who caused this.
"Please Lily, forgive me" Her face was filled with unshed tears, too proud to shed them in front of him. James picked her up into a big bear hug not wanting her to be sad and she started sobbing into his chest.
"Lily what's wrong?" said James, his voice filled with concern.
"Everything! You're mad at you, all the girls hate me, I'm an ugly wench, my parents don't love me, they just want me to get good grades, I have no friends, and everything else!" said Lily sobbing in-between
"Lily! Do you seriously believe all that stuff you just said? If you do you are so wrong! I'm not mad at you, the girls are just jealous, You're absolutely gorgeous, Your parents I'm sure do love you, and me and the other guys are your friends aren't we?"
"Really?"
"Yes, I promise"
"Thank you James, I really needed to hear that" and she pulled into a tight embrace
"Come we need to take our seats, class is starting soon" he said as he hugged her back. They both sat down and the rest of the class started flooding in and taking their seats.