Title: THE DEMENTED ADVENTURES OF ANGEL BAKURA

Rating: Around PG-13 for ideas and language

Disclaimers: Don't own the original Yugioh cast but I do own their children! I also do not own any other shows used in this fic. Some elements might be inspired by Discworld, Final Fantasy X, and other such shows.

Notes: Revisions are for a reason. I felt like I was letting people down with continuing it and wish to finish it for those who love to read it. So I hope you like the changes.

Summary: After looking at Yugi's life from her perspective, what would happen to her goddaughter in her own messed up life? This is the story of Angelique Bellamorte Bakura, the Princess of Thieves and Third Holder of the Millennium Ring, with her adventures through the troubling times of her teenage life. Matchmaker, Troublemaker, Dimension… Scout? What the hell?

(1) A SHADOWY BEGINNING

Long ago in ancient times
Sacred game was played in both spirit and mind
Seven items hold the mystery, Puzzle, Eye, Necklace, Ring, Rod, Scale, and Key
Who will make the final stand?
Make the move
The answer lies in your hand
And whether you win or lose
Hangs in the balance with
The card you choose
There's a presence deep within
Search your soul take control
You will win
Two forces intertwine
Just need the guidance of
An old friend of mine
There's a power that's all around
It descends from the friends who won't let you down
And when you come undone
They stand by your side till the duel is won
Long ago in ancient times
Sacred game was played in both spirit and mind
Seven items hold the mystery

... ... ... ...

The Shadow Realms.

The home of the three Egyptian God cards plus one- Slifer the Sky Dragon, Oblesik the Tormentor, Ra the Winged Dragon, and the assembled Exodia. Presently said Gods were playing Uno, mostly because they stole the worn deck from Yugi Motou's collection of such games. They deemed that she and Yami's children wouldn't need them any time soon.

"So, how are the new profiles for the Millennium Item Holders?" Ra asked as Slifer declared Uno yet again. This brought a look between the rests as said dragon felt a bit… out numbered by the rest of the testosterone emitting members of the game.

"Dark Magician Girl is handling that." Exodia stated as Slifer was hit with a draw right from the snickering others. "Seeing we would have been terrible at describing them, considering our own status in this Realm."

"If only they knew what you did about their first two profiles." Oblesik stated with a huff of a laugh as he declared Uno, earning a groan from those around him as Slifer was now plotting to change the color. "They probably would have torn the cards up by now as revenge for it."

"Hallo!" a cheery voice stated as they all jumped. The blonde Dark Magician apprentice entered with a flourish of pink and blue light. She giggled at their shocked looks and handed them the computer paper- thanks to the unsuspecting Seto Kaiba.

Name: Yumi Eshcer Motou
Age: 17
Birthday: December 13
Hair: Black, Red, Blonde
Eye: Crimson
Hobby: Troublesome Dealings, Games, Fighting
Dislike: Being Annoyed and Bored to Death

Name: Yusuke Motou
Age: 17
Birthday: December 13
Hair: ----
Eye: ----
Hobby: ----
Dislike: ----

Name: Angelique Bellamorte Bakura
Age: 17
Birthday: September 24
Hair: White
Eye: Chocolate Brown
Hobby: Stealing and being Meddlesome
Dislike: Being Annoyed and Pissed Off

Name: Anubis Edward Ishtar
Age: 17
Birthday: July 23
Hair: Platinum Blonde
Eye: Lilac
Hobby: ----
Dislike: Being stalked

"If only they knew what we put about them in these private records." Slifer laughed as they all looked it over, nodding their own agreement.

"Of course, when Yusuke Motou returns we will redo his." Dark Magician Girl stated as they nodded.

"Off with you, spell caster! We have important private matters to attend to." Exodia stated as she giggled and went off. "Now, whose turn was it?"

A. A DEVIL DISGUISED AS AN ANGEL

Modified Lilin-Child: Danzig

She's got the smile of the Lilin-child
Her spiral ink crawling down her spine
When she walks in her Isis stride
You see her hair, like the pure opal, shines, yeah
You see her hair, like the raven, shines, yeah
She's got the soul of the darkest star, yeah
I wanna touch all her glow imparts
And if you look down into her eyes, yeah
You'll see the souls she has trapped inside
She has the tongue of the goddess Shai
Split like an asp down the shaft entwined
Upon the wings of the nefil night, yeah
She who is sin casts the coldest light
She's got the soul of the darkest star, yeah
I wanna touch all her glow imparts
She's got the smile of the Lilin-child, yeah
Her spiral ink crawling down her spine
No one knows her, Lilin-child (child)
I'm gonna bind you
No one knows her, Lilin-child (child)
I'm gonna bind you
No one knows her, Lilin-child (child)
I'm gonna bind you

... ... ... ...

I remember playing video games with Yumi when she was bored one summer. Uncle Kaiba had given us Mokuba's Playstation 2 with a few games, and a few that Mokuba didn't like. That was when both of us discovered Final Fantasy X… that will be how I start this.

Everyone has a story and this is the beginning of my story.

Hell Raiser (Journal Name): Entry 1

Poppa Ryou got me this friggin thing, said it would help to write down all of my plots for the future... my demented thoughts and such. We all know that all he wants to read what I think so he can reprimand me before doing it. Sorry Poppa Ryou, Mama 'Gi is the one that helped Daddy Kura's training and it doesn't look like you'll be kicking her ass anytime soon. Uncle Marik was cool; he and Uncle Malik were helpful in all the other ways.

Training, you may ask....

Daddy Kura' gave me the Millennium Ring, saying that he passes all of the powers he had to me. In result to that Uncle Yami, Mama 'Gi. Uncle Malik, and Uncle Marik gave me decks of blank cards. ("Seeing who sired you, Change of Heart, you'll be needing those... when they aren't paying any mind we'll ambush one of your uncles and try a few of Ba'tty'kura's favorite tricks.")

Now don't be perverted, this isn't India and I sure as hell will never become a Courtesan (you know, the fancy word for prostitute?) nor learn the "Karma Sutra" by heart (definitely not on my list of things to do). I'll rest Poppa Ryou's weary nerves there, but everything else is a go.

Gotta love Mama 'Gi, she has hilarious (and odd) nicknames for everyone and loves to piss people off. My female role model. She is well known through her life as the Queen of Games and also the only person that Seto Kaiba has ever trusted.

Okay, explained nearly everyone else but myself... so let's do the profile of the future Tomb Robber (not Raider, that Croft chick is not worth it).

My name is Angelique Bellamorte Bakura, or Angel Bakura to the masses and Change of Heart to selected people of importance (anybody else will be maimed beyond belief). My best friend is Yume Motou, Mama 'Gi's daughter and my only true partner in crime... seeing she loves trouble as much as I do (if not more, but we aren't fighting over that for obvious reasons). But looks before personal life... someone might be reading this in the future to figure out why I went wrong. I am sixteen, soon to be seventeen...

Let's see white hair tinged with lavender, some genes in this pool and no chlorine and Daddy Bakura says that if I act like his half-sister he'll randomly beat it out of me... such a loving family isn't it? On with my looks... extremely dark brown eyes, many say my eyes are black... they are not! They are coffee colored, argue with me and face the consequences! I'm naturally pale, another words it's near impossible for me to get above the near vampire pale I am naturally. Let's see... description. Not tall, not short, not fat, not twiggy, and definitely not delicate. Help you?

Hope not.

Any ways... my enemy.

Her name is Jade Meioh, daughter to the bitchy Time Guardian Setsuna Meioh. She's bitch enough to get on both Yume and my own nerves... which takes a good bit. Especially if the four of us (Yume Motou, , Anubis Ishtar- Malik and Marik's son, and myself) are willing to kill you to help others live peacefully.

Peacefully... that is a word that isn't in our vocabulary. Let's see...

ANGEL'S LIST OF FORGOTTEN WORDS AND PHRASES

Peace in any form. Chaos is usually better.
Pacifism... another word that we never use.
"Respect your elders." Looonnnggg story.
"Be nice and share."
"Treat others how you wish to be treated."
Manners... are those the things that I buried at the beach?
"Quit while you're ahead."
The list grows with minutes, those are the top few.

There was another list... oh yeah!

ANGEL'S SECOND LIST: GOALS IN LIFE AS OF NOW

Destroy Jade's Mental Health with Slow Torture
Turn my parent's hair gray before the age of 24.
Dying Yume's hair- do note this is the goal of the year!!!
Figuring out away to dye Uncle Yami, Malik, and Seto's hair random colors.

I forgot Uncle Seto Kaiba and Uncle Mokuba Kaiba... damn. It's hard as hell to understand their relationship, even though Kaiba Corp. is much like Microsoft... only the dear ole United States can't do anything about the monopoly of a nonexistent holographic economy. Go Kaiba's! No offense to those of the good ole U.S. of A. it's just it sounded true.

As for that short list, the rest are to incriminating to put down without someone reading it.

Damn.

I also forgot Uncle Otogi and Aunt Serenity (too many Uncles, too many friggin' Uncles!). Uncle Oto is rich off of Dungeon Dice Monsters (which brings up my secret weapons!) with their first kid on the way. Aunt Serenity was disowned by her brother, but after seeing who he married Aunt Ren had to be restrained from maiming him.

Or was that another reason? Hell, lost track with all these psychos running around.