Woo! Another chapter! About time, hmm? Anywho, I just want to put a bit of a warning that it gets slightly graphic in description, but nothing totally bad I promise you. Also, a little disclaimer:

I do not drink alcohol, but I do have friends who are of age that I've hung out with that do. Quite amusing, actually. DO NOT DRINK PEOPLE IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE! Ahem. Yes. Also, do not drink and drive! ^_^

I do not own LOTR or any of it's characters, they strictly belong to someone else and I am merely using them temporarily. Anywho, enjoy reading the much awaited chapter!

Drunken Situations Can Be Bad Situations Indeed

            "We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack, drink up me 'earties, yo-ho!" The three of us sang quite drunkenly as we huddled together, belting the lyrics out as loud as possible, all three of us holding our own bottle of alcohol. Haldir and I finished the particular lyric together as Legolas took a swig from his bottle, "Maraud and embezzle and even hijack, drink up me 'earties, yo-ho!" Our bottles clanked together in a salute before we each took a long swig, slightly staggering about. I grinned stupidly, obviously past my limit of drinking, and slung an arm around a slouching Haldir's shoulders, happily, and slurringly I might add, belting out the next lyric, "Yo-ho, yo-ho a pirate's life for me!" I stumbled a bit and giggled, in turn causing both of the less-inebriated Elves to chuckle at me. I had the oddest feeling that they were laughing at me, not because I stumbled, but the fact that I was drunk as a skunk with the little amount of alcohol I had consumed. I waved the thought away, my smile appearing back on my face as I drunkenly danced about, moving to the music on the radio. The room suddenly spun and my legs felt it was indeed the perfect time to give out on me, leaving me to fall hard on my backside onto the hard tile floor. As I looked up, my eyes straining to focus on the two elves standing in front of me, I couldn't help but let a hiccup or two out, making me giggle all over again. Haldir and Legolas looked at each other with slight smirks on their faces before each grabbing me under the arm to pull me up onto my wobbling legs once more, their holds tightening somewhat when I wavered slightly, still hiccupping slightly.

I giggled and poked Haldir in the chest with my free hand, my words slurring together slightly, "Y' know what, man? Ah love you, man." My eyebrows drew together as my vision swam once more, "Dun believe this whole… Charade I've been putting up fer you're sake, man. Cause ah love ya, man." I giggled slightly as Haldir's left brow rose questioningly and I clumsily framed his face with my hands, leaning in slightly and breathing heavily, "You… Goo' sir, are tha best. EVER." My hands let go of his face as they waved wildly about, almost hitting Legolas in the nose haphazardly. I grinned stupidly, whirling about and causing Haldir to move with me quickly, Legolas letting go of me, "You both are too good t' me, really! Tha best a girl like me could ask fer."

Haldir shook his head, his voice laced with obvious amusement, "I think you have had too much to drink, Jennifer."

I raised my free hand in protest but the words died on my lips as I blinked with slow realization, "Y' know, Haldir, you jus' may be right." I patted his head affectionately as he led me towards my room, "G' night everyone! Was loverly drinking with you all! Ta!" I giggled, the empty bottle sliding from my already loosened grasp and hitting the carpet of the hallway. Haldir chuckled and he swooped me up into his arms, causing me to giggle, "Ooooooh a gentleman! Er, Elf… Whatever." I waved my hand, making Haldir chuckle even more as he kicked my door open. My eyes widened, "H-Haldir, wha' are we doing in mah bedroom?"

He looked down at me, amusement and mischief laced through his steady gaze, "Why, my darling I am putting you to bed." I squealed happily and he winced, setting me down on my feet but keeping a tight, firm grip around my waist so I didn't fall as he moved the bed covers back. He then picked me up once more, placing me gently onto the bed and I grinned, blinking as he tucked me in, my gaze wandering down to his knee as he kneeled slightly on my bed to position my head better on the pillow.

It seemed as if my hands had minds of their own as they traveled up his chest, my overly sensitive fingertips picking up every movement of the muscles beneath the shirt and skin. I heard him exhale sharply and my gaze traveled back up to meet his, "Wha's wrong, Haldir?" My head tilted slightly on the pillow as I watched his head fall forward slightly before he grabbed my hands gently with his, stilling their movement. I blinked in confusion, "Wha'?"

Haldir's now fiery gaze met mine and I blinked once again at the sudden transformation within their depths as his thumbs ran over the skin of the back of my hand, "You are intoxicated."

My eyebrow rose slightly as I gazed back at him in confusion, "I may be drunk, Haaaaldir, but I'm not brainless… Ah know wha' I'm doing…" My heart skipped a beat as he brought a hand up to his lips, kissing the pads of my fingers softly while gazing into my eyes and I could not help but shudder inwardly as the feelings coursed through my veins. I bit my lip and his gaze traveled down to them, his eyes darkening slightly, my heartbeat picking up the pace a bit. I realized with belated horror that my cheeks were hot and I knew I had to be blushing, unable to do a thing about it as he looked at me closely with those blue eyes of his. My mouth fell open slightly in a bit of drunken shock, my own eyes darting down to his lips as I absently licked my own.

I could have sworn his gaze darkened even more as his thumb traced my now moist bottom lip, his words slipping out of his mouth in the form of a whisper, "Perhaps a kiss will suffice for now, love…" He met my gaze once more and my eyes widened even more when I realized he intended to kiss me. As his face came closer my heart rate increased, it suddenly leaping into my throat as I felt his lips brush across mine. A small sound made itself present in the back of my throat as Haldir pulled away slightly, opening his eyes to gaze at me warmly. I swallowed visibly, my lips parting once again in slight surprise. Haldir licked his lips and swooped down once again, claiming my lips in a searing kiss that left me breathless. My eyelids fluttered closed as my head tipped back, my mouth parting in invitation to his demanding mouth. I nearly jumped out of my skin when I felt his tongue slip past the barrier of my teeth, intertwining with my own as I made a small noise again in my throat. Haldir growled in return and his kiss hardened slightly before he pulled away, breathing heavily. I opened my eyes and stared at him, also breathing heavily as I reverently touched my fingers to my now swollen lips. He gazed at me for a long moment before he opened his mouth, "No more… If I continue I shall not stop…" His voice sounded deep, his heavy breathing also making it sound light and airy at the same time. I merely nodded stupidly, too shocked to say anything in return. He kissed my forehead, running his fingers along my jaw line before standing up, "Goodnight, Jennifer." He quickly left the room, closing my door silently behind him. I looked up at the ceiling, wondering just what the hell happened before passing out, the emotions finally taking its toll on my already tired body.

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Legolas smirked as he watched a visibly shaken Haldir walk into the living room, "It seems, old friend, that something happened in that bedroom…" His eyes sparkled mischievously as Haldir ran a hand through his hair before sitting down on the loveseat.

Haldir looked sharply at Legolas, "Aye, my friend something indeed did happen. I kissed her." He touched his lips absently and Legolas grinned widely, Haldir's action not going unnoticed.

Legolas scooted forwards slightly, "Well?"

Haldir raised an eyebrow, "Well what?"

Legolas' eyes rolled slightly in exasperation, "Well, do you think she is attracted to you?"

Haldir snorted slightly and smiled wistfully, "There has been no doubt in my mind that she does indeed feel attracted to me." His brow furrowed together, "It is only the matter of if she remembers about what happened."

Legolas chuckled and patted Haldir on the back, "My friend, if she does indeed forget, you must remind her, no?" He raised an eyebrow playfully and Haldir looked away, deep in thought.

Haldir smiled slowly, "Indeed." A wicked thought formulated in his slightly intoxicated brain and he sat there, the plan blooming fully.

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-Niffs