A/N: FINALLY! An update! –ducks all the objects thrown at her- I know, I know… I've been slacking lately in my Authoress duties, but hopefully this chapter might make up for that. My car is once again in the shop, and with trying to find a job it's been hectic around here. Heh. OH ALRIGHT you guys caught me… I'm reviewing my plans for world domination. Don't believe that one either, huh?

Disclaimer: Yada yada yada don't own LOTR, only my character Jennifer. Heh.

Warning: There's a bit of fowl language laced into this one. Heh! Run away, kiddies! Nah, just kidding. There's only one word, really. Heh. OH, and it gets a bit more graphic, so read at your own risk.

Chapter 15: Plans Delayed And Intimate Interludes

"Shit!" I cursed as I kicked the flat tire of my car in frustration. My little oh-so-dependable Saturn had once again done the unthinkable; it broke down. And of course, I didn't carry a spare in the trunk. In fact, come to think of it, it never DID come with one. I pushed that thought away as I wandered back to the camp, noticing that both Elves were currently sitting around the slowly dying fire. Good thing I packed extra food for the trip, though I doubt that we would necessarily be starving with these two nature experts sitting before me. I sat down on a log across from them, covering my face with my hands as I slowly let out a defeated sigh.

Haldir, being the ever-perceptive one, looked to me in concern and quietly asked, "Are you alright?"

I looked at him through my fingers, arching an eyebrow, "We're stuck here. My car has a flat." I let my head drop, not liking this scenario one bit.

I heard movement and felt a hand being set on my back, then heard Haldir's voice murmur slightly, "It shall be alright…" Haldir looked out towards the valley making up the Puget Sound, his brow furrowing slightly before he stated, "I shall go and find help."

My head jumped up and I looked at him, dropping my hands, "What? Haldir, it'll at least take you an entire day! What if you get eaten by an Elk or something?"

Haldir chuckled, wrapping his arm about me, "I assure you, I will not be eaten, love." He squeezed my shoulders affectionately and I couldn't help but smile softly at him. He smiled in return and lifted an eyebrow playfully, "We did pass by a small town on our way here, did we not?" I nodded and he grinned, "All is well, then. I shall walk down there and get you what you need."

I bit my lip and looked over to Legolas when he quietly exclaimed, "I shall go in your stead, Haldir. Therefore you may stay to protect your lady." He smirked and I opened my mouth to retort, only to find I had nothing to say. I quickly shut my mouth again, settling to give him a small glare. Haldir nodded and he told Legolas the measurements of the tire and such and with a small farewell and mischievous grin, he was off on his small journey. I pursed my lips together and poked him HARD in the side.

Haldir looked down at me, raising an eyebrow, "And what was that for?"

I smiled sweetly, "No reason." He chuckled and pulled me onto his lap, making me gasp. I settled astride him and grinned, my heart fluttering wildly in my chest as I put my legs on either side of his hips. He in turn rested his arms around my waist, and we stayed this way for quite some time, just smiling at each other. After a while I let my fingers drift into his hair and watched his eyes close in reaction and I licked my lips absently, "Haldir…" He opened his eyes again and focused on mine, and I bit my lip as all thought suddenly flew from my head. Instead of speaking, I lowered my face towards his and tugged on his bottom lip with my teeth, feeling his hands grip my waist slightly. I slowly pulled away and looked at him meekly, "Are you sure I'm not too heavy?"

He chuckled, a deep sounded that reverberated throughout his being as he smiled, amusement lacing through his voice, "I could easily dangle you off of one arm and barely feel a thing. I assure you, you weigh nothing to me." As he said that, his fingers dug slightly into my sides, making me jump and squeal with laughter. His brow rose and a mischievous smile graced his features, "Oh? My little minx is ticklish?" His fingers danced experimentally over my sides and I couldn't help but squirm, laughing. He grinned, "Why, she is indeed!" With that said, he started tickling me in earnest, making me laugh until I cried.

I tried to grab his hands with no avail and I leaned my head against his shoulder, crying out, "No more! No more, Haldir!" He finally relented and I sat there, trying to regain my breath, closing my eyes and breathing deeply. Finally I lifted my head from his shoulder and grinned, then pouted quite prettily, "Meanie."

Haldir frowned playfully and used his arms to bring my upper body against his as he murmured, "Am not." He leaned forward and I leaned back over his arm, trying to keep myself distanced from his mouth; that delectable thing that I knew I would lose myself in if I came in contact with it. I squeaked when his hands met up with the skin of my shoulder blades, his fingers playing with the ties of my halter-top. I found myself being gently pushed towards him and I put my hands on his chest, trying in vain to stop myself from moving any closer. Soon enough I found my arms trapped between our bodies and found myself nose-to-nose with Haldir, who grinned and arched an eyebrow, "Trying to escape, are we?" I merely pouted and he chuckled before pulling my bottom lip into his mouth, sucking on it gently. I, as predicted, melted like butter under his ministrations, almost closing my eyes as his mouth moved deliciously over mine, releasing my bottom lip to run his tongue over it gently.

Before I knew it, his mouth slanted over mine and he kissed me with a passion that made my head spin, his tongue dancing across mine, trying to get me to respond. With a low moan I closed my eyes and wrapped my suddenly free arms about his neck and kissed him back, my upper body molding against his as our mouths fought for control. His grip around my waist tightened as I felt myself being crushed against his frame and it only served to heighten my desire, my legs wrapping loosely around his waist. As our kiss deepened further, I inhaled sharply as I felt his hands wander down to grasp my backside, puling me forward to meet his arousal. I gasped into his mouth at the contact and he let out a low growl as he pushed down on my hips, grinding me against him. I broke free of his mouth, my own falling open and my eyelids fluttering as my breath hitched in my throat as he repeated the action, making me bite my lip and squirm restlessly over him. I heard him let out a low growl and I hissed slightly, "Haldir…" before I met his mouth again in a searing kiss, my hands entangling themselves in his hair again. I moved my hips experimentally against his and felt his hands release my hips, letting me do what I wished as his hands instead touched the skin of my stomach beneath the fabric of my halter. I released a small moan into his mouth and he answered it with one of his own as he deftly reached up through my shirt to untie the top knot holding the fabric onto my body. With a small sound it came undone and rested against the front of my chest, and with one fluid movement Haldir tugged the offending garment off of my body, leaving my upper body bare for his viewing pleasure.

I shivered as my skin met the air and could not help but tremble slightly at the look he gave me. With his hand still splayed between my shoulder blades, he lowered his head and enclosed his mouth around a nipple, making me gasp and arch my back. I whimpered as his tongue flicked the nub and hissed as his teeth lightly nibbled it, letting my head fall back and a sigh to escape my lips. His mouth trailed upwards now, his tongue tracing my collarbone before moving upwards, laying small love bites up the side of my neck before nibbling on my jaw line, my head tilting to one side to give him better access as my hands drifted down to grip his shoulders. I released a sigh before his mouth closed over mine, tugging on my bottom lip teasingly with his teeth before licking my lips. I in turn bit down on his bottom lip, which earned a dark chuckle. My hands drifted downwards to tug on the bottom hem of his shirt and he released me so I could tug his shirt off, his arms rising as well. As I tossed his shirt away I could not help but look him over, my parched eyes drinking in the sight of him as his arms snaked about my waist again to pull me against him once more. We both inhaled sharply as our skin met and I could not help but nip his chin, my hands feathering touches along his neck and shoulders in encouragement. His mouth slanted over mine once again and my senses reeled as his tongue did naughty things to mine, letting my mind fog over with desire for this Elf.

I gasped into his mouth, my eyes flying open when I felt his hands sneak their way into the back of my capris, sneaking into my underwear and lightly running his fingers down over the skin of my backside before gripping the flesh firmly. I squirmed in his grasp and he moaned into my mouth, his hips moving involuntarily against mine as I moaned delightfully. He tore his mouth from mine before he let out a hiss of pleasure, his hands retreating from my pants to move to the front, deftly unbuttoning them and pushing them down my hips. I managed to climb off of his lap, letting him pull my capris down my legs before I settled astride him once again, now only in my underwear. As our hips made contact, we both hissed and groaned at the heightened pleasure, Haldir's hands gripping my backside once again as we kissed in wild abandon. Soon enough I found myself lying beneath him on one of our sleeping bags, Haldir leaning over me as he let a hand drift slowly down the side of my body.

His hand smoothed over the skin of my abdomen before he pulled his mouth away from mine, his voice hoarse, "Look at me…" I opened my eyes and focused on his as his hands started to drift lower, underneath my underwear. I held my breath as I felt him touch me intimately and couldn't suppress the sigh of pleasure. His middle finger traced the length of my folds and I moaned lowly, my hips arching upwards slightly as he passed over the opening to my sex. As his finger trailed upwards to lightly move over my little nub of pleasure, I hissed and arched my back, panting slightly as my head tilted back, closing my eyes. Haldir's eyes visibly lightened to a steely gray, slowly drifting over my form until his eyes met up with his hand. I gasped as he flicked my nub and couldn't help the small moan that escaped my throat as his finger dipped lower, teasing my opening before he slowly inserted a finger into me, making me gasp once again and arch my back. I moaned his name quietly and heard what sounded like a grunt from him before he started thrusting his finger slowly in and out of me, my body writhing in pleasureful agony. I cried out as he found that little sweet spot inside of me, his eyes now watching my facial features, taking in the little sounds I made and using them to his advantage. I moaned as his finger smoothed over the bundle of nerves once again, my inner walls tightening in response and my eyes squeezing shut.

He continued this for a little while before retreating, moving his hand out of my underwear. My eyes opened in surprise when I felt him slide my underwear slowly down my legs, dangling them from one finger before throwing them off to the side. I panted as I watched him slide his hands up the length of my legs, my body trembling at the though of what he might do next. To my utter delight his hand returned to the apex of my thighs, once again thrusting a finger inside of me and stroking that sweet spot which in turn caused my stomach muscles to tighten and my hips to arch upwards towards his hand. I gasped however as his other hand drifted over my folds, his index finger lightly rubbing my nub in small circular motions and making me moan his name. Soon his finger thrusts increased in speed along with the finger that flicked my nub and I was panting his name repeatedly as I felt myself spiral upwards towards the pinnacle of release. He kept increasing speed gradually and I soared upwards until at last my eyes flew open and my entire body trembled, my inner walls closing in tightly around his finger as I cried out his name and collapsed back on the sleeping bag.

As I slowly recovered I felt him kiss my forehead lovingly, murmuring, "did you enjoy that, love?" I nodded and smiled pulling him down to lay next to me.

I turned to face him and gave him a nice long kiss, wrapping my arms about his neck as I sleepily murmured, "What about you?"

He smiled against my hair and moved his hands lightly over my back as he whispered, "This one was for you alone, love. There is still time yet... Sleep now, melleth nin." As I drifted off to the land of sleep, his words slowly drifted into my consciousness, realizing for the first time that he called me his love before I gave way to unconsciousness.

Woo! There's that for now! Bwahahahaha. They were finally intimate! –hears Hallelujah chorus burst to life and die down- bout time, hmm? Oh, don't worry, people. This shall continue in the next chapter. Yep, I'm evil. Review!

-Niffers