Revenge List

Part II

Oscar was really sad. He walked down the street thinking slow, sad thoughts. His life really sucked. His family totally hated him. He had no dignity whatsoever. A little cloud appeared beside him, revealing a man in a suit. Oscar asked who he was. The man said he was Al Roker, "the one and only!" He took out his business card and gave it to Oscar. As Oscar was reading, Al told him that he's available whenever he gets in trouble. Oscar just ripped up the cared, thinking it was a trick. He then walked off to the supermarket. Al picked up the ripped card pieces. Oscar just ignored Al, and continued down the street in his sad sorry state.

Just then, a limousine pulled up next to him. The back car window rolled down. Oscar tried to see who it was. A hand with a large basketball squished him in the face. It was none other than that bastard Wizard Kelly. Wiz started off by taunting Oscar, even referring to him as "Oscar Prune." Oscar made an angry expression on his face, and tried to ignore him. The Wiz continued to taunt him. He then pulled out a really long laundry list, and cleared his throat, as he began reciting the many reasons why The Wiz ruled, and Oscar sucked. Oscar lost his patience. He ripped up Wiz's laundry list. He yelled at him, telling him to go away and leave him alone. The Wiz rubbed his chin with his hand. He snapped his fingers, and out came his two German security guards. Oscar ran away, but the two guards pulled him back to the limo, and they aimed him in the sky. They kicked Oscar's butt so hard, that he flew in the air.

Papi, who was walking in another neighborhood, saw the light in the air. He thought it was a meteor shower in broad daylight. He then did that ridiculous laugh he always does.

The Wiz looked in the sky thru his binoculars. He mused to himself how much of a wonderful day he's having, and how much of a loser Oscar is. He rolled his window up and the limo rolled away.

An hour later, Oscar finally made it to the supermarket. His clothes were tattered, and he was tired. He went down the beverage aisle. He found the prune juice, but just before he could get it, a voice called him. Oscar turned around, and it was that talking baby again. The baby started teasing him about his tattered clothes. Oscar grew really angry. He asserted how much of a bad day he was having, and how he didn't want to be bugged anymore. The baby said even more nasty things to insult Oscar's intelligence. Oscar blew his top, and grabbed the baby. That baby made some baby noises to save his skin. Just then, a woman came towards Oscar. She reared her purse back, getting ready to hit Oscar. Oscar backed away, until he was cornered. The woman then started pummeling Oscar with her heavy purse. Oscar cried for help, but nobody came to his rescue. The baby just sat in a nearby shopping cart, looking at the carnage, and rubbing his hands with an evil grin on his face.

Another half hour later, Oscar exited the supermarket with his clothes more tattered than before. He also had many bruises over his body. He did get the prune juice. As he was leaving, he saw Al Roker nearby, disguised as a poor man. At first, he asked for a donation, and then revealed himself to be reaching out to help Oscar again. Oscar ignored Al again. He told him wearily how tired he is, and how he needed to get home. He walked away. Al just left, disappearing in a cloud of dust.

As Oscar was walking down the street, he heard yet another voice. "It all started with an orange basketball!" Oscar, thinking it was Wizard Kelly again put up his fists, getting ready for the first insult he got from him. The voice came again, "It all started with an orange basketball!" Oscar then looked up, and saw a giant billboard with Wiz's picture on it. It seemed at that time as if Wizard Kelly had monopolized the entire city. As Oscar slowly walked down the street, the voice repeated and repeated itself, "It all started with an orange basketball!"

By the time Oscar came home, it was a little past sundown. The streetlights were turning on. When he came in the door, the family was waiting for him. Trudy yelled for Oscar. She told him how Suga Mama has been waiting hours for him to get back. Suga Mama claimed that she couldn't enjoy her show, because it took so damn long for him to come back home. Oscar just stood there with a horrified look on his face. Trudy went on about Suga Mama's constipation, plus several other chores he neglected to finish. He also forgot to take Puff for a walk, and change the twins' diapers. Puff was lying in a corner exhausted, and the twins were sitting in the playpen with their diapers overflowing with crap. Trudy barked about how Oscar should be ashamed of himself.

Oscar then stiffened up, and spoke up. He tried to talk some sense into his wife and mother, both of whom by now, had totally turned against him. Just then, Penny came down stairs in a rather risqué dress. Oscar's jaw dropped. Everyone ignored Oscar, not remembering a word he said, and went over to Penny. They praised her over hew new outfit. Oscar was outraged that they were still letting her go thru with the new job. Trudy smacked Oscar again. Penny whined how Oscar never lets her do anything. She then started crying. Penny then said how she's ashamed that he's her father. Trudy held Penny in her bosom as she continued crying. Trudy had a stern look on her face at Oscar. Oscar tried to speak, but Trudy interrupted him again. She ordered him to apologize for keeping Suga Mama waiting, AND upsetting Penny. Tears started rolling down Oscar's face. He started bawling, and ran upstairs. Everyone stared for a few seconds. Then Suga Mama asked what was wrong, having no idea what was bugging him.

Oscar was up in his room crying on his side of the bed. An hour later, Trudy came into the room. She then kicked him out the house until he learned to be more responsible. Oscar looked up at Trudy, with tears rolling down his face. He tried one last time to reason with her. Trudy just growled at him like a lion. As he left the room, she slammed the door. As Oscar walked slowly down the hallway, he passed by Penny's room. She still had her new outfit on, and was just looking at her breasts in her mirror. She didn't even notice Oscar walking by. He walked down the stairs. Suga Mama was sitting on the couch by herself. She was watching TV. Oscar tried to talk to her, but she growled at him like a lion too. As he walked near the door, Puff snarled at him. Bebe and Cece just hissed at Oscar like snakes. Oscar walked out the house, and the door slammed. It started to rain. He just went into the backyard and sat under a tree. It didn't protect him much from the rain. He didn't say anything. He was just sitting there, thinking slow, sad thoughts to himself. HE could hear the Wizard Kelly billboards from across town, "It all started with an orange basketball!"

Just then, a big cloud formed in front of him. When the smoke cleared, it turned out to be Al Roker again. He had with him his own umbrella. Oscar tried to ignore him yet again. But then, he remembered all the rotten things everyone did to him. He remembered what Trudy did, as well as Suga Mama, Wizard Kelly, and the talking baby. He then looked up at the window of his room. Trudy saw him and she just closed the blinds. Al then presented Oscar with a contract, which upon signing was unrevokeable. Oscar pulled a pen out his pocket, and signed.

Later, he went up on a tree branch with Al Roker, and discussed what he wanted for each family member. They were both under an umbrella to protect them from the rain. Al, having known ahead of time all the rotten things that plagued Oscar that day, gave him a list. Al told him that all he had to do was write out the details, and he'd handle the rest. As the rain continued pouring, Oscar began writing things down.

To be continued...