Happy Birthday Yugi!

Pairing(s): Yami x Yugi Seto x Joey Bakura x Ryou

Rated: PG-13

Disclaimer: Who reads these anyways? If any of you knows who tell me 'cause I'm wondering why we have to waste are time writing "We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh" when we obviously don't

Summary: My friend and I were playing out in the schoolyard and kind of acted out this story so it should be pretty funny: It's Yugi's birthday, Yami planned it so we know there will be chaos!!!!

"Speech"

'Thoughts'

Yami to Yugi

/Yugi to Yami/

((Bakura to Ryou))

(Ryou to Bakura)

Knock

Knock

Knock

"Mutt obviously that stupid cousin of mine doesn't want me here!" Seto pouted while crossing his arms and leaning against the backdoor to Yugi's house.

"Oh now he's family to you!" Joey shot back at his new boyfriend. Seto just sighed and rang the doorbell. They heard a loud thumbing sound as if someone was angrily coming down the stairs.

Yami opened the door and saw his friend, Joey, and his stupid cousin Seto. "What do you want!?" Yami said gritting his teeth in a threatening manner. They realized that Yami was only wearing his shorts and was particularly sweaty, in which case meant that Yami and Yugi were enjoying a little alone time.

"We came for Yugi's birthday party" Joey said smiling in a friendly manner, of course Yami smile back before glaring at Seto again.

"Joey I'm sorry but the party isn't until six and well it's ten in the morning!" Yami said trying to keep his cool.

"Yami! What's going on down there!" shouted Yugi from the top of the stairs only wearing a red flannel robe. Yes, Yami and Yugi were indeed spending a little alone time together.

Nothing Yugi just get back to bedYami said through the mind-link so Yami could send some "Images" so Yugi would want to spend some more alone time with him.

/ Okay! / Yugi said with the weird "hormonally challenged teenage boy" type voice and raced up the stairs while Yami "tended" to their guests.

"Man Yami you must some kind of god to make Yugi act like that! I thought he was supposed to be innocent or something!" Joey said in pure amazement.

"Well in my mythology, I am!" Yami announced proud to be able to be someone important in another's eyes, especially Yugi.

"Wow you are? Did you tell Yug'" Joey asked.

"No but I think he's figured it out!" Yami said before you could here Yugi ask:

"Where's my Egyptian pharaoh? His slave is getting bored!"

Yami blushed while giving a goofy smile and giggling slightly. Seto and Joey just really wanted to get out of there, really not wanting to know what kind of "slave work" Yugi was doing.

"Uh we'll be on our way!" Seto and Joey said in unison, while trying to get out of the area though they felt Yami catching the unsuspecting couple.

"Oh no you must be punished for interrupting the pharaoh and his loyal servant!" Yami said while also adding " Mwhahahahah" before sending the two to their bedroom.

"Uh Yami what are you doing!? We want out! STOP!!!!" Joey cried in desperation but Yami gave them an evil smile.

"Oh no! You'll have to face this my friend no matter how painful!" Yami said with another trademark maniacal laugh. Both Joey and Seto gulped and braced themselves by closing their eyes and waiting for Yami's punishment.

Thud

Yami had thrown them into the closet and took of the twist on doorknob so there was no getting out. They heard Yugi laugh manically while Yami got back on the bed and helped Yugi out of the sheets. It was a game. It was always a game. They would play for hours until two winners lay breathing heavily on the mattress. This game was no different they just played differently with different rules and form of playing. This time Yugi was trapped between the evil sheets and Yami had to help him out, of course he would use more then his hands, like his teeth and his tongue, though it completely would miss the sheets and land on Yugi's body. (A/N: I'm only thirteen and this is how I think, well I'm on my period so. Yami: That's way too much info A/N: ;;;)

Seto and Joey were now trapped in the small walk-in closet, stuck between all the leather clothes and boxes in the back.

"How are we going to get out of here?" Joey whispered to Seto, who just shrugged and sat down. Joey saw this and got frustrated pretty quickly. Joey tried to calm himself down and asked "Seto don't you have a cell phone we could use?"

"Oh yeah!" Seto said in realization. He stood in his triumphant mood for a couple of seconds.

"Well where is it?" Joey asked losing his patience.

"Where's what?" Seto asked confused.

"You're cell phone you moron!" Joey shouted at Seto who just smiled.

"Oh! Here it is!" Seto said while handing him a funny looking gadget with a lot and I mean a lot of buttons. Joey just looked at it with a strange look on his face.

"Seto, I'm not even sure if this is a cell phone," Joey said still looking quite confused.

"Joey it is one look" Seto said while taking the small device Seto called a cell phone.

"It's the latest thing it even talks to you!" Seto said while pressing a few buttons.

"Hello" said the small device in a robot sounding voice.

"Now why would you get a cell phone that talks to you?" Joey asked in a sarcastic tone.

"I get lonely" Seto admitted looking down with a sad face. Joey just lightly slapped him on the back of his head.

"What about me?" Joey asked frustrated.

"What about you?" Seto asked with a cute confused face.

"HOW CAN YOU BE LONELY WHEN I'M HERE!!!!!!!!!" Joey shouted.

"Oh yeah I forgot!" Seto said with a sappy smile on his face.

"You forgot?" Joey said with his teeth clenched together, his eye twitching and an anime vein popping on his forehead.

"Uh why is your eye doing that?" Seto asked confused.

"'Cause I have a moron for a boyfriend!" Joey shouted. It took a couple of seconds for Seto to realize Joey just insulted him.

"Hey" Seto said stupidly. Joey just rolled his eyes and pounded on the door.

"Please Yami were sorry!" Joey shouted but the response was a pleasured moan from the pharaoh.

"Seto call Yami's cell phone he'll have to answer" Joey said.

"Um okay!" Seto said looking at his cell phone funny.

"What is it now?" Joey shouted his question.

"I don't now how to call anyone on this thing!" Seto announced. Now the scene changed from the closet to a picture of the planet while Joey screamed:

"WHAT!!!!!"

"Don't blame me I just got this one two weeks ago!" Seto shouted back.

"Seto here's the thing YOU WOULD USUALLY BE ABLE TO CALL SOMEONE BY NOW!!!" Joey said angrily at his boyfriend. Joey then tried to grab the phone but Seto had a strong grip on it then it split in two whole cell phones.

" Wow that is good technology!" Joey said in amazement while looking at the device realizing that it had fewer buttons and looked less complicating.

"Let's keep splitting them until they turn into a normal cell phone!" Joey announced his idea. Seto nodded in acknowledgement, before getting to work on the cell phones.

Four minutes later...

Both Joey and Seto were breathing hard finally after they pulled each cell phone apart, it was a bit tiresome since some force needed to be added split apart the cell phones.

"Alright Seto call him!" Joey said lying down breathing heavily on the carpet floor of the closet.

"Why do I have to call him!" Seto shouted at Joey.

"Seto if I wasn't at all tired right now I would have killed you!" Joey said still lying on the floor closing his eyes and trying to rest.

Seto got up and started pounding on the door.

"Help me Joey!" Seto shouted. Joey slowly stood from his position on the floor and started to pound on the door.

"Come on guys let us out!" Joey shouted from across the door.

"OH YAMI HARDER!" they heard from the other side of the door. Joey rolled his eyes and looked out of the hole where the missing doorknob was and gasped.

"What Joey?" Seto asked almost shoving his boyfriend out of the way.

"Wow I didn't know Yugi was that flexible" Joey said while shrugging almost like he was saying 'who know'.

"EWWW I don't want to see that!" Seto almost gave a girlish scream Joey just sat down trying to figure out a way to get out of there

Joey and Seto were getting very desperate. They didn't now how to get out of the stinking closet without breaking the door down, and well neither wanted to pay for a new door.

"I give up!" Joey screamed in frustration. He leaned back on the door, which to his surprise the door opened.

"Joey we're saved!" Seto said happily while hugging his boyfriend.

"Yes I'm the hero!" Joey said sarcastically, though it still didn't register into Seto's mind.

They both got out of the small closet and tried to walk out of the room though when they tried they both ran to the bad and shouted: "I want to see how he looks like!"

Joey pulled the sheet off the sleeping cover and sighed at how cute Yami and Yugi were together. Yugi was lying on Yami's chest while Yami held him in his arms.

"Isn't that cute Seto?" Joey asked, but got no response. Joey looked back and called out "Seto?" Then he heard a loud ringing sound coming from downstairs and gradually getting louder and louder as Seto climbed the stairs to the bedroom. Joey then saw what was making all the noise.

"Seto what is that gigantic alarm clock doing here?" Joey asked confused.

"To wake them up now pull the cord on the back!" Seto instructed.

"Okay, why?" Joey asked confused.

"Just do it!" Seto said aggressively.

"Alright, alright! Geez mister bossy" Joey said while holding on to the cord. Seto signaled 'now' and Joey pulled it before the alarm rang.

"Next time it would be a lot easier to just shake us up! Don't you think?" Yami asked the beaten up Joey and Seto. After pulling the alarm Yami was close to killing the two.

"Mhmm" They both mumbled their replay before getting up and rubbing their sore backs.

"We promise we'll be good!" They both said bowing their heads in respect.

"Good now help me get ready for the party!"

YxY4ever: Okay I thought that it was rather funny!

Yami: asleep with Yugi

YxY4ever: Alright this thing is only going to be three chapters long so I want at least three reviews before I update!

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