Happy Birthday Yugi!
Chapter: 2
Rated: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh if I did well I would have Tea die a bloody and painful death in every episode! Yami would admit his feelings for Yugi by now and well it would be a big fancy soap opera!
SOC: People getting' ready for the party!
A/N: All right you people yah liked my fic so I'm updated it!
Yugi: I thought it was pretty funny!
A/N: Yah so did I
Inuyashalover207: I like it!
A/N: Well good for you!
Yami: Can we get on with the story?
A/N: blushes oh yah right um well on with the fic
Everyone went downstairs to the living room to get ready for the birthday party Yami was planning for Yugi.
Ding dong Ding Dong"Must be Ryou and Bakura" Yugi said blowing up some more balloons.
"WHAT YOU INVITED THE TOMB ROBBER!" Yami shouted.
"No you did remember, you handed out the invitations!" Yugi shouted back at Yami, and when you got Yugi to shout all hell will break lose.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'll go get the door!" Yami said nervously. Yami rushed to the door of the house and opened it. What came next was very unexpected:
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeee Whhhhheeeerrrreeesssss ttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeee bbbbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhddddddaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy bbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyy!" Ryou shouted as he pushed Yami out of his way to go see his friend.
"Sugar" Bakura said as he slowly entered the house as Yami nodded.
"Yugi is the same way" Yami answered back as he saw Ryou holding on to his friend while Yugi got very nervous.
"Umm Ryou I'm sorry to disappoint you but I have a boyfriend and so do you!" Yugi struggled to say since his air supply was running short.
"I know Yugi! I love Bakura! I would never want to cheat on him! Wait are you implying that you want to cheat on Yami with me? That's wrong Yugi! That's very bad! Bad Yugi!" Ryou said while Yami and Bakura sweat dropped.
"Rhyhoo" Yugi tried to speak but was choking to death. Yugi took a napkin from the nearby table and tried to write something.
Ryou looked at the piece of paper and was announcing what Yugi wrote "I'm chucking to death, I'm choling," Ryou tried to read the messy writing then discovered what he was trying to say "Ahh your choking!" Ryou said before letting go.
"You nearly killed him!" Bakura said before he said "Good for you!" Yami just hit him on the head and went to his boyfriend who was on the floor.
"Are you okay Yugi?" Yami asked before helping him up.
"Thankfully, I'll live," Yugi said getting up and sitting on the couch.
"Sorry Yugi, I guess I was a little excited" Ryou said.
"A little!" Yugi shouted.
"Alright enough screwing around, let's get to the cake!" Seto announced since he was more then a little hungry.
"Uh what cake?" Yami asked confused on why Seto asked.
"Birthday cake! Oh come on It's not a birthday without cake!
"Oh well excuse me! I only was born 5,000 years ago! I don't know much!" Yami shouted at his cousin.
"Break it up, break it up, first of Yami you sounded a little to gay," Bakura began.
"But I am gay" Yami responded.
"I know but don't start acting like it, It's really creepy,"
"Yeah Yami it kind of bothers me" Yugi responded.
"But you're my boyfriend"
"Yeah but still, do you see me acting on the stereotype of a gay person"
"No"
"Okay then"
"Sorry"
"It's alright"
"Anyway," Bakura tried to imply that he was now starting the conversation "Kiaba, me and Yami will."
"Don't you mean Yami and I" asked Joey.
"What difference does it make?" Bakura asked Joey.
"None really"
"Okay then"
"Wait a second," Seto began having his head down holding it with his fist as he tried to suppress a laugh "Are you trying to tell me that you and Yami, people who have only been in this century for a couple of months who barely even know what a cake is, are going to try to make one?" Seto asked trying to hold his laugh, tears starting to come into his eyes as he did.
"Not try! Will!" Yami announced proudly holding a fist up triumphantly. Everyone, except for Yami, sweat dropped.
"Yami remember our conversation about doing that? Remember what I said?" Yugi asked.
"Don't put your fingers in the blender while it's on?"
"No the other one"
"Don't stick your head into the dishwasher"
"No think harder"
"Don't drink the stuff under the sink?"
"No" Yugi answered annoyed.
"Um don't touch anything that's pointy!" Yami said.
"No not that one"
"Don't put your pinky in the sharpener and try to sharpen it so you can kill anyone who tries to kill Yugi"
"Why me?"
"Oh don't put your fist in the air unless you want to embarrass yourself!"
"That one!"
"Oh okay, I won't do it."
"Can we get back to the cake issue, please?" Bakura said before Yami did something else stupid.
"Yes, okay Yami, Bakura go off and make the cake!" Yugi said before saying "And may god have mercy on your souls."
"Alright!" Both Yami and Bakura cried in unison before rushing off into the kitchen.
' Why did I do that!' Yugi thought looking up as if asking the gods 'Why me!'
In the kitchen
"Bakura?"
"Yes"
"What's a cake?"
Bakura fell anime style on the cold kitchen floor. Yami only asked because he wasn't sure if his idea of a cake would suit Yugi in the modern times.
"It's what you think it is"
"You can read my mind?"
"No, it's just that I was thinking the exact same thing!"
"Then how do you know what I'm thinking!"
Bakura just gave a sigh and put on a ' Kiss the cook' apron.
In the living room
"I wonder what there up to?" Yugi thought out loud. The others nodded in response. As soon as they started to wonder they heard the smoke detector go off.
"We're all going to die!" They heard Yami scream from the kitchen. Everyone screamed and yelled but Yugi. He was calmly on the couch wondering why his life was so confusing and why he was stuck with the love of his life, which happened to be five-thousand year old spirit who obviously didn't understand anything.
"Yami did you try the fire extinguisher?" Yugi calmly asked.
Yami smiled and ran to the kitchen but then screamed, "It's the fake one! I got for April fools"
Yugi just sighed as he realized the flames were getting a lot larger. "Yami Oh no I'm going to die" Yugi said calmly, saying it as if he was reading it off a script and he was a poor actor.
"NO YOU WON'T" Yami announced as he put out the flames with his shadow powers. Yami then came running in breathing heavily and kissing Yugi on the cheek.
"Oh Yami you're my hero" Yugi said with the same tone. Yugi then pretended to swoon over him and fell into his arms. Bakura came out wit something that surprised everyone...
A/N: I want at least five reviews before I continue!
Yami: Hey she means it!
Yugi: Okay tell us by reviewing (sorta like a poll) on a scale of one to five how funny is this? (one being not funny and five being hilarious)
A/N: Yeah so please tell me!