Happy Birthday Yugi!

Rated: PG-13

Pairing(s): Yami x Yugi Bakura x Ryou Seto x Joey

Disclaimer: why in gods name do we have to put these in our stories? Oh well I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh; the best I could do is have my Dad work at Paramount pictures! And no my Dad does not own Paramount, if he did I would have Linkin Park have their own show on MTV

A/N: Final chapter to this story which came to me at my school with my best friend the one the only Inuyashalover207

Inuluver207: Yeah that's me!

A/N: Oww you didn't have to scratch me!

Inuluver207: Well you wouldn't hand me the keyboard!

A/N: Why are you writing everything we say?

Inuluver207: 'Cause I want to be a part of your stories

A/N: Fine you can be my muse!

Inuluver207: yay!

YamiYugi: I thought we were your muses

A/N: Inuluver207 I have the control over Yami and Yugi not you

Inuluver207: Why?

A/N: 'Cause this is my story!

Inuluver207: Oh, well can I announce the story?

A/N: Yes you may!

Inuluver207: Okay, just a little notice Yami x Yugi forever does not own Yu-Gi-oh and she doesn't own me either 'Cause yah can't own people! And now on with the story

A/N: You had your own disclaimer?

Bakura came out with something that surprised everybody. Bakura came out with a large cake with seventeen candles on it. (Inuluver207: How old is he? A/N: Stop interrupting the story!)

"Bakura you made that?" Yugi shouted in surprise.

"No I bought!" Bakura responded.

"When?" Yami said while putting out the last strand of hair, which had caught on fire.

"While you were playing firefighter" Bakura said grinning, showing of a match that had previously been lit.

"You started the fire?" Joey asked looking shocked.

"Yep!" responded Bakura.

"You could have killed all of us you freak!" Joey shouted while being held back by Seto who was trying to make Joey stop wanting to pick a fight with Bakura.

"No Yami had shadow magic he could put of put it out!" Bakura said forcefully.

"Yeah plus he did put it out," Yugi said before saying in a girly tone "And he's my hero."

"Yeah real hero when he's the one who screamed we're all going to die" Seto said, while making a very bad impression of Yami. Everyone in the room laughed and Yami blushed like mad.

"At least I didn't bump in to the wall while everyone else tried to get out.

Flashback

"Seto we have to get out of here!" Joey shouted at Seto who was looking at the shiny flames in front of him.

"Come on!" Joey shouted again finally getting the attention of his stupid boyfriend.

"Huh, alright let's go!" Seto said as if he was disappointed on not being able to see the flames.

"Come on!" Joey shouted. Seto finally started to run but kept looking back at the flames. He then looked forward and was hit against the wall. Joey had to pause for a second to laugh at how much of a moron Seto really was.

"Oh no I'm going to die!" They heard Yugi say dully at Yami.

"No you won't!" They heard Yami say before he used his shadow powers to put out the flames.

"Never mind Seto let's go back"

End Flashback

Everyone was laughing at Seto now who was blushing while glaring at Yami who was on the floor.

"Okay how many times have you bumped into a wall Yami?" Seto asked trying to humiliate him.

"Anytime I bumped into a wall it's cause Yugi would push me back against one and lick my ear!" Yami announced with a sly look on his face. Yugi started to blush and look very angry.

"Yami can we keep our personal lives to a minimum please?" Yugi said forcefully.

"Hey come you don't do that?" Seto asked Joey.

"You barely brush your teeth, I don't know, or want to know what's in your ears!" Joey shouted which made Yami giggle a bit.

"Okay guys calm down and let's eat our cake!" Yugi said turning around towards they cake but instead of cutting it he had a big surprise.

Tea had popped out of the cake with nothing on but a swimsuit on.

"Tea what are you doing here?" Yugi asked shocked.

"Well I was supposed to hide in the cake so I could strip for some guys at a party, I guess that's you guys." Tea said.

"Tea you really should put some clothes on before we all go blind!" Yami announced. Everyone started to snicker behind Tea's back.

"Shut up, you gay fag!" Tea shouted angrily. Tea had a grudge on Yami for not going out with her. She later found out from Yami that he had a crush on Yugi, no one told her that they were going out, yet.

"Ohhhh" Everyone chanted, they all wanted to see them go into a fight.

"Oh Yugi by the way I have two tickets to go see Linkin Park in concert you want to come?" Tea asked Yugi, knowing it would make Yami jealous.

"Sure!" Yugi said to try to get Yami jealous. He liked it when Yami showed him that he was well wanted.

"By the way, I wanted to know if your straight or not, just out of curiosity" Tea said slyly.

"I'm straight Tea, I love you" Yugi said as if he was reading it off a commercial cue card. This got Yami really mad.

' All show Yugi who really loves him' Yami thought to himself.

"Hey bitch, what did you say to me?" Yami asked looking confident, Yugi liked that.

"Gay Fag you mean?" Tea asked looking ready for a fight.

"Are you looking for a fight?"

"Heh, sure!"

"Bring it on!"

The two looked angry as they both ran and collided with each other. Tea pulled on Yami's hair but Yami pushed her to the ground. She punched and kicked him and pulled on his shirt and ripped it off. Yami pulled on her swimsuit strap and yanked on it. Tea kicked him while doing so ripped a part of his pants off.

' Whoa this is hot!' Yugi thought blushing. Tea pulled Yami and under him and looked as if she was going to strangle him but Yami pushed her off and both of them got up and started breathing heavily. The remains of Yami's shirt were draped on his shoulders and arms he breathed heavily, he looked flushed and his hair was very messy. Yugi started to drool, he was definitely aroused.

"Tea I think I'm going to have to miss that concert," Yugi said breathing hard himself.

"Why?"

"'cause I'm going to be in bed with Yami!" he announced before pouncing on him. Yami blushed but ran with Yugi to the bedroom.

"Um guys, on personal experience, the party's over unless you want to get trapped in a closet for a week." Joey announced before they heard moaning coming from the upstairs bedroom.

FIN

YxY4ever: Okay that was interesting

Yami: I like it!

Yugi: I liked it too!

Inuluver209: Whoa that really was hot!

Annacomp303: (I'm her cousin you keep hearing about in her bio) Yeah I like it too!

YxY4ever: Now you're both here!

Annacomp303: No I'm just telling you what to write on the computer, don't write that

Inuluver209: Review please!