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Rumiko Takahashi: Yay! I was right! I knew I'd be back! Now, say it. Both the lawyers and the authoress.

Lawyers and YuniX-2: crystop crying Sadly, none of us own InuYasha. Cry again

Rumiko Takahashi: I'll tell you what, I'll leave InuYasha to you in my will.

YuniX-2:sniffles really?

Rumiko Takahashi: NO! I'm a genius! Kukukukukuku!

YuniX-2: well, I suppose that last comment is true. Hey lawyers, I'm feeling depressed. Let's play another game of torture any characters YuniX- 2 owns. I think that would make me feel better. What do you say?

Lawyers: half way to Timbuktu.

YuniX-2: --# Come back here!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 3: The Demon who cried Panasonic.

Once upon a time, that just so happened to be the time of the warring states era in feudal Japan, there was a little frog. Well, it was sort of a frog. Anyways, this sort of frog was playing in a pond when a giant black box fell from the sky onto a lily pad. When the frog examined it and decided it to be safe, he dragged it to the edge of the pond, and lay it down. The sort of frog then stopped being a sort of frog. (Sound effects) the sort of frog was now a Shippou.... er.... a kitsune.... I mean, a kitsune called Shippou. "Hi" said Shippou, "I'm Shippou, what's your name?" The black box that Shippou assumed to be some kind of friendly demon said nothing. "Oh, are you shy?" asked the kitsune. The black box still did not respond. Shippou picked it up and noticed a small label on the bottom of it. Shippou read the label aloud. "Pa-na-son-ic. Pana-son- ic. Pana-sonic. Panasonic. Oh, is that your name? Panasonic?" asked the kitsune. "Don't worry about being shy, I'll be your friend!" he said as he started to walk off with Panasonic.

(Shippou's Imagination)

Shippou and Panasonic running through a feild of flowers.

Shippou and Panasonic teasing InuYasha.

Shippou and Panasonic being cuddled by Kagome. Shippou and Panasonic beating a youkai and getting its shikon shard.

(End Shippou's Imagination)

"Yep" said the over-imaginative boy, "we'll be the best of friends!" By this time, Shippou and Panasonic had walked to a favorite hiding spot of Miroku's. Shippou didn't happen to know it was his hiding spot because nobody ever explained anything to him. 'When you're older' they always said. Then, Shippou remembered somthing. "Oh, I almost forgot, Kagome promised to bring me a new toy today! She says it's called a gameboy. Wait here, I'll be right back." The kitsune placed Panasonic in a cozy little tree hollow, and ran off to find Kagome.

As Shippou skipped off, Miroku happend to enter his favorite place. Why you ask? Do you really have to ask? Well, if you're that dense, I'll give you a hint. What is miroku's all time favorite hobbie? You still don't know? Lets just say he's doing what he does best, being his perverted self. Sadly however, a squirrel just so happened to block our wonderful camera's view. There were some muffled noises, and by the time the squirrel had scurried away from in front of the camera, you could see a very angry looking Sango and a very bruised and beaten Miroku. It was at about that time, that Sango happened to notice our blinking friend. "That's weird" said Sango, "why is this here?"

"Stay back" said Miroku "I'll suck the ugly demon up with my wind tunnel." THUD BANG WACK "Hey! What did I do?" complained Miroku. Sango merely rolled her eyes.

(Meanwhile....)

At Kaede's hut

Shippou walked into the hut, and noticed at once a very large pile of cheese. "Oh boy! Cheese!!!!!!!!" he cried, and ran off to gobble it down. But before Shippou could take a bite, he was swiftly snatched by the tail and held in the air.

"That not your cheese." Said a slightly irritated for being interrupted when he thought he may have finally figured it out hanyou.

"Oh, Is it yours?" asked Shippou, innocently enough.

"Well no but umm.... uh...." InuYasha stuttered as he tried to come up with an excuse for trying to help Kagome. Lucky for him, the little Kitsune in his hand had other idea's of why he was stuttering.

"You just love to pick on me don't you?" grumbled Shippou.

InuYasha simply replied "Feh."

InuYasha dropped Shippou on his head and got back to work....well, I'm not sure if you could call what he was doing work but we'll just call it that for now. Shippou dug through Kagomes stuff and finally found the gameboy she had promised him under a pile of bricks that was on top of Kagome's television. He then went off to find Panasonic.

Sango placed the camera on a rock by the hot springs, not knowing what it was, but still wondering 'Why did Miroku think it was a demon when it was obviously one of Kagome's whatchyamacallits.' She started to settle down into the hot springs with a sigh. As she closed her eye's she could faintly hear a voice calling, "Panasonic, oh Panasonic! Where are you!" and then footsteps that most likely belong to the same voice retreating from the woods.

(A/N: So? What did you think? Sorry I didn't post right away but I had an unexpected doctors appointment and my ever so addicting video game that I just couldn't stop playing. I'll type more every day though, and hopefully post more every 2-3 days. As always, review, review, review!)

-YuniX-2