AUTHORS NOTE: IMPORTANT!!!!! Ok people, because this chapter has both the
actual characters and a video of them, the video will be written in a
play/script type of format, while the actual people will be written out
normally. I may also write in parenthesis' video and reality just to let
you know, OK? Also, I now have BAPA (Bethesda academy of performing arts)
camp from 9:30 till 4:00 on weekdays so it may take a week or so before I
can post each new chapter. Sorry about that, I'll let you know when the
camp is over.......and when I have to start my other camp......and when
that's over. Heh heh;;; Anyways, enjoy the fic!
Disclaimer: YuniX-2: I've decided to sue you for telling me I can't own InuYasha.
Lawyers: You're to young to sue! What lawyer would represent a 12 year old!
YuniX-2: I'm almost 13! I will be in August! And MY DAD WOULD REPRESENT ME AND HE'S A LAWYER SO NYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lawyers: Gulp......
YuniX-2: I told you I didn't own InuYasha yet peoples....... well now, I WILL!!!! kukukukukukukukuku!
Readers: sure you will......
YuniX-2: I WILL!!!!! }:O
Readers: sure you will.....
YuniX-2: oh, well, you'll see! stay tuned , next time you'll see who wins the case!!!
(A/N: wow, that was an extremely long disclaimer..... anyways, I just want you guys to know I really don't hate all lawyers and I feel kinda bad making fun of them cause even though it's funny and fun...... my dad really is a lawyer. Instead, make fun of George W. Bush!!!! Isn't the stupidity horrifying? Yes, I am democratic, if you don't like it, to bad.)
Chapter six: 70 new shades of red and 21new shades of pink (wow, long chapter title.... lots of long slightly incoherent things this chapter, ne?)
Kagome, InuYasha, Koga, Sango, Miroku, and Shippou all sat in Kagomes living room. Kagome gently pushed the video tape into her VCR, and pressed the play button.
'Ooooh, buttons..... I wonder what they do, I'll press them all after we watch this.' Thought Shippou. He then joined the rest of the Inu-gang in curiously watching the video as it began to play. . . . . . . . . . . . . . nothing . . . . . . . . still nothing.
"Ok, that's it, I'm fast forwarding this video!" announced Kagome, being utterly annoyed at the nothingness on the screen. Then, she fast forwarded. When Koga came into view on the tape, she put the video in play mode again.
(VIDEO)
Koga walks into view
InuYasha then runs into view, and knocks Koga over
(REALITY)
"Feh," scoffed InuYasha.
(VIDEO)
InuYasha- Koga....
Koga- What's got you so pissed? (Smirks)
(REALITY)
Kagome hit Koga on the head.
"Don't use bad language!" she reprimanded "Sota's watching." Everyone turned around and noticed that at some point, Sota indeed had come to stand in the doorway.
"When did he get here?" Said InuYasha. He normally would have heard if someone came walking up from behind him.
(VIDEO)
InuYasha- What are you doing here?
Koga- I'm here to find my woman
InuYasha- She's not your woman!!!!
(REALITY)
InuYasha blushed the first new shade of red to be invented that afternoon, though many more new shades of red were soon yet to come.
"Aw, InuYasha, that was so sweet. I didn't know you cared." Said Kagome, with an almost undetectable hint of sarcasm in her voice. It was completely undetectable to InuYasha.
"Keh, Course I care." InuYasha mumbled. Surprised to hear InuYasha say something like that, Kagome gave InuYasha a small hug. InuYasha turned another new shade of red. Koga did too, but for a VERY different reason. By this time, The video had reached the point where the squirrel moved out from in front of the camera to show a very beat up Miroku, and Sango discovering the camera. As Sango took the camera with her back to the hot springs, Kagome quickly ran to her kitchen and fetched a pot. She then proceeded to place the pot on the ground right under Miroku's head, because he was starting to turn her livingroom into a swimming pool with all the drool he was producing. In the mean time, Sango desprately tried to make the video fast forward. However, this would not be as good a fic if she did get it to fast forward, not would it? So, sadly for Sango, she wasn't able to fast forward the video in time.
(VIDEO)
Sango- or.....grope them. After all, when he's not being perverted, he's pretty nice. And he is kinda cute.
(REALITY)
Miroku looked at Sango dumbfounded. Sango, in the meantime, Was turning 50 new shades of red, and 20 new shades of pink (A/N: and all at once too, I didn't even know that was possible...) Snapping out of his daze, Miroku grabbed Sango's hand.
"Sango, will you-"
'THUD' 'BANG''THWACK'
"That's not what I was going to say..." Whined Miroku.
"Yeah, Sure it isn't" Said Sango.
"What I was going to say" Sango Immediately put her hand on her Hiraikotsu. "was, Sango, were you serious???"
"Well, yeah, I guess" Sango mumbled meekly in response. Inside Miroku's head, he was doing a huge victory dance. I reality however, not wanting to ruin the moment anymore than he might be about to, he didn't do his victory dance, but instead, he hesitantly leaned in and gave Sango a kiss on the lips. He pulled back and shut his eyes to wait for the pounding. Instead however, he received a quick kiss in return from Sango. He opened his eyes to see Sango busy inventing 18 more new shades of red. He gently wrapped his arms around her and pulled her into his lap. She didn't say anything, but she didn't protest either. They both ignored the fact that Kagome was now forcing InuYasha to pay her 6000 Yen, (A/N: I believe yen are worth about one American penny) Claiming that he had lost "the bet," and returned to watching the video. Soon enough, Kagome and InuYasha returned to watching as well. (VIDEO)
Kagome tossed and turned in her sleep.
Kagome- nno... InuYasha?
(REALITY)
"Oh my, was I talking in my sleep, well, we'd better just fast forward then, eh heh heh heh heh." Kagome nervously laughed.
"Why" asked InuYasha. "Did you sit me or something???? You must really enjoy sitting me if you sit me in your sleep too."
"Uh... yeah, yeah, that's it, I said-"InuYasha clamped his hand over Kagome's mouth before she could say the word. However, this prevented Kagome from reaching the fast forward button in time.
(VIDEO)
Kagome- InuYasha....no, don't die....please....I .....love you...
Drool then fell from Kagome's mouth and started to soak her pillow.
(REALITY)
.............................
(A/N: heh heh heh, now that I have left you with a cliff hanger, you must review to get the next chapter, kukukukukukuku. Ok, actually, I'm just trying to chose a different song for the song fic next chapter, because my original song doesn't really fit. But still, please review. If I didn't want reviews, I wouldn't post my stories. Anyways, If you have suggestions for the song, let me know, but I think I already have the song I want chosen. I just have to rewrite the chapter. Ttyl!)
-YuniX-2
Disclaimer: YuniX-2: I've decided to sue you for telling me I can't own InuYasha.
Lawyers: You're to young to sue! What lawyer would represent a 12 year old!
YuniX-2: I'm almost 13! I will be in August! And MY DAD WOULD REPRESENT ME AND HE'S A LAWYER SO NYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lawyers: Gulp......
YuniX-2: I told you I didn't own InuYasha yet peoples....... well now, I WILL!!!! kukukukukukukukuku!
Readers: sure you will......
YuniX-2: I WILL!!!!! }:O
Readers: sure you will.....
YuniX-2: oh, well, you'll see! stay tuned , next time you'll see who wins the case!!!
(A/N: wow, that was an extremely long disclaimer..... anyways, I just want you guys to know I really don't hate all lawyers and I feel kinda bad making fun of them cause even though it's funny and fun...... my dad really is a lawyer. Instead, make fun of George W. Bush!!!! Isn't the stupidity horrifying? Yes, I am democratic, if you don't like it, to bad.)
Chapter six: 70 new shades of red and 21new shades of pink (wow, long chapter title.... lots of long slightly incoherent things this chapter, ne?)
Kagome, InuYasha, Koga, Sango, Miroku, and Shippou all sat in Kagomes living room. Kagome gently pushed the video tape into her VCR, and pressed the play button.
'Ooooh, buttons..... I wonder what they do, I'll press them all after we watch this.' Thought Shippou. He then joined the rest of the Inu-gang in curiously watching the video as it began to play. . . . . . . . . . . . . . nothing . . . . . . . . still nothing.
"Ok, that's it, I'm fast forwarding this video!" announced Kagome, being utterly annoyed at the nothingness on the screen. Then, she fast forwarded. When Koga came into view on the tape, she put the video in play mode again.
(VIDEO)
Koga walks into view
InuYasha then runs into view, and knocks Koga over
(REALITY)
"Feh," scoffed InuYasha.
(VIDEO)
InuYasha- Koga....
Koga- What's got you so pissed? (Smirks)
(REALITY)
Kagome hit Koga on the head.
"Don't use bad language!" she reprimanded "Sota's watching." Everyone turned around and noticed that at some point, Sota indeed had come to stand in the doorway.
"When did he get here?" Said InuYasha. He normally would have heard if someone came walking up from behind him.
(VIDEO)
InuYasha- What are you doing here?
Koga- I'm here to find my woman
InuYasha- She's not your woman!!!!
(REALITY)
InuYasha blushed the first new shade of red to be invented that afternoon, though many more new shades of red were soon yet to come.
"Aw, InuYasha, that was so sweet. I didn't know you cared." Said Kagome, with an almost undetectable hint of sarcasm in her voice. It was completely undetectable to InuYasha.
"Keh, Course I care." InuYasha mumbled. Surprised to hear InuYasha say something like that, Kagome gave InuYasha a small hug. InuYasha turned another new shade of red. Koga did too, but for a VERY different reason. By this time, The video had reached the point where the squirrel moved out from in front of the camera to show a very beat up Miroku, and Sango discovering the camera. As Sango took the camera with her back to the hot springs, Kagome quickly ran to her kitchen and fetched a pot. She then proceeded to place the pot on the ground right under Miroku's head, because he was starting to turn her livingroom into a swimming pool with all the drool he was producing. In the mean time, Sango desprately tried to make the video fast forward. However, this would not be as good a fic if she did get it to fast forward, not would it? So, sadly for Sango, she wasn't able to fast forward the video in time.
(VIDEO)
Sango- or.....grope them. After all, when he's not being perverted, he's pretty nice. And he is kinda cute.
(REALITY)
Miroku looked at Sango dumbfounded. Sango, in the meantime, Was turning 50 new shades of red, and 20 new shades of pink (A/N: and all at once too, I didn't even know that was possible...) Snapping out of his daze, Miroku grabbed Sango's hand.
"Sango, will you-"
'THUD' 'BANG''THWACK'
"That's not what I was going to say..." Whined Miroku.
"Yeah, Sure it isn't" Said Sango.
"What I was going to say" Sango Immediately put her hand on her Hiraikotsu. "was, Sango, were you serious???"
"Well, yeah, I guess" Sango mumbled meekly in response. Inside Miroku's head, he was doing a huge victory dance. I reality however, not wanting to ruin the moment anymore than he might be about to, he didn't do his victory dance, but instead, he hesitantly leaned in and gave Sango a kiss on the lips. He pulled back and shut his eyes to wait for the pounding. Instead however, he received a quick kiss in return from Sango. He opened his eyes to see Sango busy inventing 18 more new shades of red. He gently wrapped his arms around her and pulled her into his lap. She didn't say anything, but she didn't protest either. They both ignored the fact that Kagome was now forcing InuYasha to pay her 6000 Yen, (A/N: I believe yen are worth about one American penny) Claiming that he had lost "the bet," and returned to watching the video. Soon enough, Kagome and InuYasha returned to watching as well. (VIDEO)
Kagome tossed and turned in her sleep.
Kagome- nno... InuYasha?
(REALITY)
"Oh my, was I talking in my sleep, well, we'd better just fast forward then, eh heh heh heh heh." Kagome nervously laughed.
"Why" asked InuYasha. "Did you sit me or something???? You must really enjoy sitting me if you sit me in your sleep too."
"Uh... yeah, yeah, that's it, I said-"InuYasha clamped his hand over Kagome's mouth before she could say the word. However, this prevented Kagome from reaching the fast forward button in time.
(VIDEO)
Kagome- InuYasha....no, don't die....please....I .....love you...
Drool then fell from Kagome's mouth and started to soak her pillow.
(REALITY)
.............................
(A/N: heh heh heh, now that I have left you with a cliff hanger, you must review to get the next chapter, kukukukukukuku. Ok, actually, I'm just trying to chose a different song for the song fic next chapter, because my original song doesn't really fit. But still, please review. If I didn't want reviews, I wouldn't post my stories. Anyways, If you have suggestions for the song, let me know, but I think I already have the song I want chosen. I just have to rewrite the chapter. Ttyl!)
-YuniX-2