A/n: Hi all! I'm Flames and this is my first fanfic and I will use flames (the review flames stupid) to heat up my popcorn!! :D You see my microwave broke down and I am hungry!! Anyway let the story begin!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. DON'T LAUGH YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!
Chapter 1
It Begins
Ron: I have a confession people. I AM IN LOVE WITH MY BLANKET!!! sobs
Everyone:.................
Harry: Ron did you take you pills today?
Ron: Maybe...
Everyone:............
Hermione: Comes bursting through the door Everyone, I have a confession to make. insert dramatic pause I am in love with Harry!!
Everyone: OO
Ron: still sobbing
Random Person in room: I always thought you fancied Ron?
Everyone:.........
Harry: Well I have a confession to! I am in love with Dracie Poo!
Everyone: O.O''''
Somewhere in the dungeons.......
Draco:Clutches heart AHHHHHH!!!
Back in the common room.....
Hermione:now sobbing along with Ron is that true Harry??
Harry: No, I just thought since both of you had confessions that I should have one too....Begins to sob with Ron and Hermione
Random student: Why are you sobbing Hermione? Harry just said he was not telling the truth.
Hermione: Because if Harry is sad then I must be sad to!
Suddenly, Proff. McGonagall entered the room wearing a very revealing outfit and had bright pink hair.
Everyone: O.O'''''''''''''''''''''''''''
McGonagall: In a very Valley girl voice Like everyone like needs to like go down to the Great Hall to like eat like lunch like now.
Everyone: OO''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Everyone Proceeded to the Great Hall and were shocked and horrified to find that all of the teachers were dressed like sluts!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Everyone runs out of great hall expect Draco and Harry
Harry: Looks over at Draco HI DRACIE POO!!!! .
Draco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! runs out of hall
Harry: TT No one loves me!!!!!!! begins to sob
Somewhere in castle.......
Hermione: Begins to sob even through she was unprovoked
Back in the Great Hall.....
While Harry was sobbing Snape had come up to him. He was wearing a pink dress with kittens and flowers on it.
Snape: I love you Harry!
Harry: OO''''''''''''''''
A/n: Okay So that is chapter 1. To find out what happens in chapter 2 please REVIEW!!! Remember flames will be used to heat up my popcorn!! I'm hungry people!